...will some of you wake up?
...will you bring up your moldy dishes?
...will you clean your room like mom told you to last month?
When nothing happens on Aug 21, will you stop placing so much importance on "HAPPENING" threads? Will you start to realize that they are nothing but a distraction form you living a wholesome, productive life?
The world isn't going to go to shit just because your life is miserable. The world keeps spinning and it always will.
>There is no false flag in the works
>There is no next "9/11" tier event coming
>We are not on the bring of a Civil War
Sage happening threads whenever you can.
Will you stop being a faggot?
>>138352637
Yes, I am a "faggot" for trying to help prevent people from wasting their lives away...
>>138352732
Exactly. A massive faggot. Dare I say, the faggest.
>>138353049
Youre both fucked
Something other than the eclipse is suppose to happen?
>>138353127
Says the actual fag
For real though faggots August 21st FUCKING ITS HAPPENING GODDAMN
It is the natural cycle of /pol/
>HAPPENING ON 20XX
>nothing happens
>WHEN WILL YOU STOP CARING ABOUT HAPPENINGS
>repeat
>>138352034
op is a raging faggot sage
Digits dictate OP's manner of death.
Day of the Rake soon leaf. Loyalists will be purged from America once and for all.
DAY OF THE RAKE, DAY OF THE RAKE
It's sad that this is entertainment for some people.
Sage also check didgets
>>138352034
what makes you think it won't happen? sorry but not everything revolves around your perfect normalfag life.
>>138353331
Am I going to be killed on the day of the rake? I am a left leaning centrist. Can you blame me, based on where I was born?
>>138353473
History.... the fact that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS (see OP) and it's just a bunch of larping.
>>138352034
The Nazis are going to finally leave Antarctica where they've been developing ridiculously-advanced technology which they'll use to re-conquer the world.
>>138352034
Can someone give me a brief synopsis on what supposed to be happening tomorrow? Is it related to Awan and the DNC?
>>138353698
Well they've waited far too long.
>>138353535
Oh look, normalcy bias
>>138354345
It's nothing but a larp about some major happening because of the eclipse....something that happens all the fucking time (without any major happenings).
Here is your synopsis:
>neckbeards in basement with no lives
>make up fantasy stories because reality as it is sucks
>spread the fantasy story and it's picked up by other no-lives
There you go!
>>138353535
except history was shaped by happenings
>>138352034
Thanks, OP... Jew.
>>138354732
Way more than an eclipse... I didn't even know about the eclipse
>>138354732
Don't fucking reply to my post
>>138352034
Something will happen on 21st unless time stops. I am getting my haircut for starters.
>>138354823
hey dont bring us into this i am looking forward to the eclipse i blame niggers
>>138355004
See you tomorrow when itsnothing.jpg
habbeding
>>138354345
it's related to a massive total solar eclipse that will divide the US in two along an arch from the Pac NW down to the Deep South. Plus, anal sex
>>138355306
my 'pologies, anon.
>>138355336
I'm still on alert
see you in the next happening
>best threads
>>138355336
Oh, I didn't notice the August part, I thought we were talking about Sept. 23
>>138352034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8
Tomorrow the US and SK military drills near NK start.
This will trigger Kim to fire at Guam.
This will start the war.
>>138352034
i woke up when ebola didnt go pandemic
i woke up when boyscout jamboree did nothing
i woke up when bundy ranch didnt go civil war
i woke up when blm chimpouts didnt go civil war
i woke up when shemitah failed
and many more i cant think of at the moment
the only thing we got right was Trump.
>>138356610
No it won't.
>>138352034
Fool your just trying too make us not stock up on almonds and pistachio icecream/ beer. You want it all for yourself you cunt, and thats wrong