Gen Z is gonna save us al-

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>>138343320
...

>>138343320
thats samrt
eal smrt
il us it

this sounds like a nigger idea

>>138343550
niggers don't use condoms
i think you might be right!

Please be real

>>138343320
PEE

>>138343320
i heard if you close one of those bread sack clips on your balls for 5 mins and then remove it you won't have semen build up and its fine to cum inside

>>138343320
I just put a cork in it.

what happens to the cum does it just stay in the dick, I imagine that wouldn't be good

>>138343783
It returns back to you balls.

>>138343783
Blue balls

>>138343783
Blue balls.

That could conceivably work if they were sealing the foreskin, but where is the jizz going to go if they glue their urethra shut?

>>138343320
Reminds me of that guy who glued his asshole and ate laxatives.

How do you even take a piss with that?

>>138343880
>>138343923
more like glue balls

>>138343857
>>138343880
>>138343923
why the fuck would people choose to so this, seems pretty fucking dumb

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>>138343320
How would one piss?

>>138343764
I've had great results with a plastic bag.

>>138343996
Don't urine and semen come out of different holes?

>>138343880
Retard.
>>138343923
Retard.
>>138343857
Double nigger
The scientific answer: It shunts into your bladder, assuming your tube isn't big enough to contain your load.

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>>138343320
>try to cum
>can't get past your urethra
>stuck in an orgasmic state until it breaks the seal
Is this new technology?

This is fucking retarded
just come in her mouth or arse instead of up her vag. Not difficult. Unless you are extremely unlucky you will not get her preggers.
And if you're screwing a bird you wouldn't be comfortable having a kid with, you absolutely should use a condom, also. Be sensible, jesus christ

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>>138344150
What the fuck? Men only have one hole, it's women who can fuck and pee at the same time easily.

>>138344150
semen probably comes out of your mouth and arsehole but that's because you are a faggot

>>138344091
syringe ---> bladder

>>138344012
Severely underrated.

>>138343944
It goes back where it came from and gets reabsorbed by the body.

You never learned how to squeeze off your urethra when stealth whacking so that you wouldn't have to deal with cleaning up the semen? It's way faster when you're trying to work one out in a jiff and somebody could walk in at any moment.

>>138343320
Okay grandpa, enjoy your greasy condoms that bunch up and feel like shit. Some of us are looking to have an actual good time.

>>138343783
You impregnate yourself.

>>138344582
find someone you might want to have children with, then if she gets knocked up it's not an issue

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>>138344150

>>138344301
>>138344446
He's right in a sense. Piss and semen travel in different channels within you dick but exit out the same hole

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>>138344575
Truth. The other school bus drivers and I call it a pinch-job.

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>>138343320
>teens
>youth

>>138344806
>but exit out the same hole
so he's wrong

>>138344112
Same, never got my girl pregnant when we were out of condoms and just used a sandwich bag on my dick.

>>138344806
He's still wrong because he said:
>come out of different holes
There might be two channels but there's still one hole.

>>138343783
It goes into your bladder and you piss it out later. It is medically called retrograde ejaculation, it is harmless.

>>138343320
>even the banana is cut
God damnit you fucking burgers

>>138344971
Sandwich bags are all crinkly and uncomfortable.

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>>138344150
semen comes out your butt, just like babies do

>>138344855
you wank in the school bus?

>>138344806
No he is not. 2 channels and 1 hole =/= different holes

>>138345011
sometimes after I wank or have sex when I take a shit precum comes out of my dick. Is this normal or should I find out if I have prostate cancer?

>>138344150
Read an anatomy book, woman.

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>>138343783
Best case scenario the semen back flows into your bladder potentially causing a bladder infection or UTI.

Worst case scenario is the pressure causes a urethral fissure which would require surgery to repair.

Point being do not hold in your orgasm.

>>138344960
>>138345011
I can imagine a scenario where if you had a short enough dick, maybe you could differentiate between the channels?

How do you piss it out if your dick's sealed?

>>138345339
Drill a hole in the side of it

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>>138343320
The Level of degeneracy is Over 9000!

>>138344150
Show tits or gtfo

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>>138345168
That definitely doesn't sound normal, but I'm uncut and I don't see anything coming out of my dick that isn't piss when I take a shit.
I'd get that checked out though, unless there's a doctor in this thread that can explain this.

>>138345087
Your foreskin isn't supposed to remain over the end of your dick when you're erect Hans, you have phimosis or a micropenis I'm afraid.

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>>138343320
>he doesn't cum on her face

>>138345168
If it's like a few droplets that's not that unusual.

Kind of like if you don't change your underwear for long enough you'll notice by discoloration that you've been leaking a drop or two of urine after taking a leak. I usually coax remaining semen out of my dick before getting dressed if I want to be sure about avoiding a cum stain later on, especially if there's no time to wait for the erection to go down.

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>>138343320
>2 weeks later

>>138345338
According to google images your dick would not exist it that was possible, in fact you'd have a fuckhuge hole in it's place.

>>138345492
pretty sure the poop stimulates my prostate. It's less than a teaspoon but if I've done the deed or had a wank in the past hour or so I get some precum before I piss

>>138345854
Count yourself lucky I guess. Not all guys get a free prostate poke from taking a shit.

>falling for clickbait designed so boomers can read the headline and go 'dumbass kids these days'

>>138345733
meanwhile in germany

>>138345585
Patrician taste my friend

>>138345854
I guess your shits must be huge then.

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>>138345960
Touche

>>138345918
yeah I haven't found a chick who want's to stick a finger up my bum yet so I really don't kniow
>>138345972
Yeah eat lots of fibre and protein, big logs,and they always sink which I read is good

>>138346205
>That satisfying 'BLOOMP' of a well sized turd going straight to the bottom of the Porcelain Ocean

>>138344150
>british education

>>138346205
You'll know if she's got her finger up your pooper and it just feels weird or uncomfortable vs. if you suddenly get why homos like it up the ass. If she knows how to feel out where it is, you can get it starting to drip or drool out and it feels like you're pissing pure awesome.

A similar sensation can be had from the urethra pinch method if you let up early and then the load you would have shot winds up running out instead of draining back in to the body.

>>138345168
Its a little uncommon but it isnt anything to worry about. As you said, its the shit squeezing the prostate and getting some semen out. This happens the same to me.

>>138345918
Im not sure if this happens to him too or just me, but there is absolutely no feeling what so ever. As far as i know, the prostate have no sensitivity what so ever. Dont fall for the gay meme that just assume semen = pleasure.

>>138346400
did a bullet shit before, fired off a the plug with extreme force. Ended cleaning the dunny after

>>138344150
Yeah semen comes out of your teeth you fucking britbong

>>138346611
Prostate definitely has sensitivity, but in me experience it's more difficult than you'd think to figure it out. Unlike fapping, where it's as simple as
>oh wow these feels great
>oh now it really feels good
>*splurt*

I had a gay friend who once told me he gets off on taking shits. That was a little weird, but I guess also slightly flattering that he was curious to find out if I was gay, too.

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>>138343320
>/pol/ mistaking ads for clickbait sites for factual sources
Sounds about right

>>138345999
topkek
also nice get

>>138346896
cum shits don't give me a boner but stuff comes out. Makes me wonder if a chick could make me cum from a finger. I think i would need more. I let long term gf stick her finger in mt butt but only because I wanted to put my dick in her arse. It was warmer and made me cum fast but I think that was just the taboo. Don't really care anymore unless they ask me to

>>138347347
I think it's worth trying. Seems like some guys have it easier than others. I've only been able to get off from prostate stimulation alone once, and it took more work than I'd be up for most of the time.

Still worth trying though. Day to day it seems more worthwhile to nail it when getting ready to blow. The feeling of having it thump against a foreign object is kind of neat.

>>138346896
Maybe im just way too jaded from being in this site for far too long, but i wouldnt be surprised if he convinced himself that "semen coming out = getting off" and that he can feel pleasure with his lifestyle.

>>138347842
not interested in self pleasure , if I find the right girl and she is into it i'll go with the flow

>>138343320
I feel like this is not a very intelligent this to do

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>>138344012
kek

>>138344150
>t.woman

>>138343320
wtf? How the fuck you piss afterwards?

>>138343783
It can be very painful and damaging if you cum too hard

Like a gun with a stuck bullet in the barrel

Dont hold in your jizz with force

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>>138344150
t.abdulah

>>138349168
Crazy glue will usually come off easily in a matter of days. It's sometimes used as a way to seal small wounds.

So just don't piss for a few days unless you want to tear your dick hole apart and have it get infected. Think like a Jew.

>>138344150
I love how many (You)s this low effort shitpost got.

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>>138345733
>>138345960

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>>138344012
Kek

>>138344489

Kek

>>138345585
Never understood this fetish, anything apart from cumming inside (pussy or mouth) is degenerate IMO.

>>138343320
Fake news

>>138349579

what the fuck is this pic

>>138343621
They fuk at night when semen is asleep.

>>138344150
Hello woman.

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>>138344150
Kill yourself retarded swine. We iz humanzes

>>138343783
it shoots out of your ass when the pressure is too great

>>138344150
For faggots yes.

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>>138353048 Fucking kek
We never had nuns here anon, be respectful to bitches

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>>138343320
They know they can still get HIV and other STDs, right?

>>138343320
Clamdiggers gon clam dig. Nice circumjewsion on that banana

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>>138353488
He was confused with females because their "cum" is actually pee

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>>138343320
this sounds like something posted on /b/

>>138344711
Kek

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>>138344150
>Not an American poster sprouting stupid shit for once

Also obvious bait.

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>>138353530

>>138347284
>>138347284
>>138347284 rarest FLAG EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

>>138343783
It would be extremely painful...

>>138343783
dead protein, plaque, cement dick

>>138343783
Goes into the bladder. You'll feel like you need to piss 24/7 till it all comes out

>>138344150
t. underage girl

>>138350177
It's strangely satisfying, like marking your territory or something

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>>138345059
Ye faithful leaf.

>>138343320
A generations knowledge might change, but the stupidity of niggers is universal

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>>138343320
This meme needs to die.
They may even be the main body of the push, but that's too great a responsibility for a single generation.
It's akin to just kicking the can down the road.

>>138345443
I love Australia

>>138354981
for you

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>>138343320
That's disgusting. Are they cumming like .5 ml or something?

>>138349579
lul

>>138356177
I never really got it. Just seems like an extra mess unless she likes being demeaned. I mean I guess you might as well if you're going to pull out, but gush after gush balls deep is better.

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>>138343320
I am going to be sitting with my legs crossed for a week.

>>138349579

kek

>>138344150
What grade are you in Muhammad?

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>>138344150
I am done i lost.

>>138354384
Why? Because they're gross? I didn't invent them

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>>138343442
Don't fall for MSM lies and slide threads
https://publicintelligence.net/anders-behring-breiviks-complete-manifesto-2083-a-european-declaration-of-independence/

>>138358589
>hairy ugly smelly guys aren't gross
>sucking face with guys isn't gross
>guys don't look ridiculous outside of a few statuesque poses
>even then most guys are just gross anyway
>routinely grabbing cocks or licking ballsacks or packing fudge or whatever isn't gross

BUT OH NO IF A WOMAN SQUIRTS, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS, THAT'S AWFUL

fag
protip women are also disgusting and they fart and their butts smell like poop

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>>138345999
nice upside downsees

>>138343783
Retrograde ejaculation.

The semen is forced back into the bladder and it feels either like you got piss worse than you ever have in your life, or like straight fire. And the pain lingers a bit.

If you do it consistently, eventually you damage tissue meant to prevent ejaculation from going back into the bladder and ALL of your ejaculations become somewhat retrograde.

It's bad. It can end your ability to have children and make every single ejaculation painful.

Some people practice "safe sex" by pressing at the base of their penis on the urethra, or under the scrotum, to block ejaculation. But this all causes retrograde ejaculation and those who do it more than a few times end up with permanent damage.

Ejaculating with things IN the penis or blocking the tip have the same problem. Urethral sounding can be dangerous for this reason.

>>138359912
Semen doesn't come from the bladder, so it can't be "forced back" into it. Unless you're an old man your sphincter will have the bladder shut off anyway, which is why it's more difficult to take a whiz with an erection.

It doesn't feel like anything at all. The semen just doesn't come out and then you go on with your day and you piss like usual. You don't even have forked streams from that little bit of dried cum lodged in the tip.

>>138349469
>just don't piss for a few days
>a few days

jfc. I piss 3 times a day at least. I would be in agony by the end of day 1

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>>138344063

Because Gen Z is MGTOW.

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fools..just gotta run that bitch and keep her lean, still has a period and is fat thin. Bare backing for years, sometimes i give her 3 or 4 without ever pulling out. Never had to abort. She used to swallow but nowadays i just bust her face up

>>138360367
Unless you're emptying the tank something serious you should be pissing more times than that. Also it should be clear or nearly clear.

And as a decrepit old guy once announced to me at the urinals
>SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER THAN SEX!

Not being able to relieve yourself is so much worse than not dunking your dick in a pussy when the notion catches your mind.

>>138360562
Congrats on being sterile.

>>138360720
you are fucking the surprise up for the virgins

>>138360635
Depends how much water I drink, but yeah, 3 is really a minimum per day. I can't even imagine not pissing for a couple days every time you have sex; your life wouldn't be worth living. OP article must be fake or massively exaggerated, it's so fucking impractical for so many reasons.

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>>138343320
What ever happened to the good old pull out technique? Not cool enough for these kids?

>>138360349
You are unequivocally mistaken.
It doesn't go "back" as in "it came from the bladder" but as in, "it comes from the seminal vesicles and prostate and should continue ahead up the urethra and out of the glans, but instead goes BACKWARDS up the urethra and into the bladder."

And no matter your age, the muscles driving ejaculation will overpower the muscles holding that sphincter shut OTHERWISE YOUR URETHRA WOULD RUPTURE.

Over time, this weakens the sphincter, just like how over-eating weakens the sphincter where your stomach and esophagus meet and causes acid reflux later on, and just how abusing the anus causes incontinence.

And yes, it does typically hurt to have that sphincter forced open, and to have the ejaculation muscle strain to do it. Speaking from experience, and quoting medical text. Ejaculatory pain is frequently caused by disorders of these muscles.

>>138344150
please be in
L O N D O N
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D
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>>138343783
Your cock explodes

>>138361156
Look, if you chronically abuse the machinery then don't be surprised if it leads to malfunction. But you're talking shit or your junk was already broken if you're claiming it feels weird or even painful to sqeeze off the urethra once in a while.

You'd be better off advocating for the flushing out of the prostate to avoid cancer.

>>138343320
Thats clickbait u idiot

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>>138343320
>he clicked on a taboola ad

>>138361754

Most of the 18-29 bracket are Millennials, possibly all depending on how old this is

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>>138361537
Look, stop being a contrarian fucking dumbass.
There is no discussion here.

1. Medical science has proven that repeatedly blocking the free flow of ejaculate causes retrograde ejaculation and damages the ejaculatory mechanism.

2. The more you do it, the more damage you do, the more likely you are to consistently, unintentionally ejaculate in retrograde.

3. If you ejaculate with any volume or power, it is painful to block the free flow of ejaculate unless, perhaps, you're already ejaculating in retrograde. But even that should be somewhat uncomfortable.

THESE ARE MEDICAL FACTS.
PERIOD.
They have been established science for decades if not centuries.

There is nothing to argue about. Quit your bitching and go argue with a urologist on the matter. A single google search will present you with hundreds of experts in the field ready to explain to you why you're fucking wrong.

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look not behind thee, anons

>>138343621
I was told by a group of nigs one time about how they all shared a sandwich baggy as a condom for a train they ran on one slut. They were proud of their ingenuity. Finest example of nigger rigging ive ever heard of.

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>>138343320
Because I am the only person that actually read this fucking clickbait "article" allow me to inform you.It's called a JIFTIP. From the "article" tl;dr version
>Basically it’s like a really strong but small band-aid you put on the tip of your penis that prevents pre-cum from entering your partner.

Full thing:
Bye, bye to condoms!
Most guys, okay, all guys would rather go bareback than wear a condom, right? Well, up until now if a guy was going in au naturale it was pretty much the woman’s responsibility to limit the chance of an unwanted pregnancy. Not any more! At least according to a new generation of sexually active teens and a company called JIFTIP.
Well, we couldn’t wrap our heads (no pun intended) around the concept either, until we did a bit of research and being the bearers of the good, the bad and the bizarre here is the lowdown on the newest craze in contraception.
>What if You Ejaculate?
The site states: “Remember the last time you held a sneeze in, and your eyeballs popped out? lol. Seriously, when we studied the incredible elasticity of the urethra, using it as an indoor cum-tainer makes perfect sense.”

>>138343320
how do they piss then?

>>138344150
This is proof that women browse /pol/. Or it could be bait.

Decided to look up the article. They're not using superglue, they're using a super strong bandaid called a "jiftip" (that's a brand name, not some street name) to hold the sperm in their urethra. The website of jiftip actually states that it's not a valid replacement for a condom, and is for pleasure purposes only. I guess some people just have a fetish for holding in their cum... although I can imagine that it can't be good for your health.

>>138344855
sides gone, hahaha

>>138362309
This shit is why you have an STD epidemic.

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>>138344150
>t.virgin roastie.

>>138362174
Nope. If it's in good working order it feels very slightly weird and a little bit surprising that nothing comes out. I like how you switched from personal experience to medical consensus.

It is inferior, however, to getting close enough to an orgasm that it flows out without the orgasm. Feels fuckin good man. And then you can ram down a real orgasm and a whole new load moments afterward to seal the satisfaction.

>>138344582
>bunch up
>he can't fill a normal condom

Meanwhile I have to use magnums or my dick gets strangled and/or the condom breaks

>>138356085
This sounds really specific.

>>138354583
no

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>>138344150

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>>138359912
Seriously? SHIT
I've been doing this shit since I was a kid because as a teen i figured it made less mess. I never noticed any serious issues though, and still do it occasionally when I don't want to clean up. How do I check if I fucked something up?

>>138344150
spoopy because I saw this exact comment and exact responses to your comment few days ago. What the fuck?!

>700k subs
>influenced by shoeonhead
>is 11 years old
>red pilled and Christian
Gen z are a bunch of savages
https://youtu.be/3arYamUaQU4

>>138363474
Just blow a wad in the right direction and see if it still comes out with the force of 1000 suns.

>>138363620
Oh it does I usually come on my gf, spraying it all over her feels fucking great.

Any kids reading this, keeping your cum in your urethra like that is about to give you a killer UTI. Don't do this shit. Just pull out and don't answer her calls or texts ever again like the rest of us.

>>138344150
UK Anon is based. A based retard.

>>138363675
If you don't have cumming or pissing problems and it doesn't hurt or any other bullshit like that you're fine until some Jew doctor says it's time to cut out part of your prostate.

You should probably be more worried about shooting her up with baby batter.

>>138363936
Pissing is always weird after it, but only the first time after cumming. Not painful but somewhat weird.

We do use all the precautions to not make one. Mainly because she'd abort it and I'm firmly anti-abortion.

>>138344150
And women pee from their asses

>>138343320
Makes sense, do this along with a bleach enema.

>>138364112
>she'd abort it and I'm firmly anti-abortion
That sounds like an iffy basis for a relationship beyond being fuck buddies, and perhaps a lack of long-term thinking.

Guys should be ejaculating on a weekly basis or so whatever the method though so if she's just a way to get the job done then it could be worse.

>>138343320
>implying this isn't a fake image made on 4chan to get idiots to do stupid thing
kid, you have missed out on the last 10 years

>>138364763
We're both young(20), she does want to have kids later on. I wouldn't want one right away either, but if I fucked up, I'd take responsibility.
She's otherwise very conservative and anti-degeneracy, even was a virgin until me. So I'd say pros outwiegh the cons.

>>138343783
It makes you sneeze... then becomes snot, basically.

>>138365051
That's sensible, but keep it in mind. The clock keeps ticking. My parents had my eldest brother before their turned 20 and it was a great family. All of my friends who cranked out a child early 20s regret nothing while the ones who waited regret it.

If you're willing to make babies with each other some day, have you gotten married yet?

>>138344298

This sounds both painful and delightful

>>138357043
That's not what follows you fucking leaf.

>>138365383
No real long term plans yet, we've been together for a bit more than a year. We just discussed this sort of stuff.

>>138364984
lel this, nucancer plz go

>>138343320
All this penis talk has got me leaking precum like a drooling puppy. Its been an absolute pleasure edging over this cock talk with you gentlemen but I'm about to spray a thick web of cum into my tight lace panties.

>>138344806
What in the fuck are you people on about - the urethra is the channel and the hole, and you've got one of them. You think you have a piss channel and a semen channel in your dick?

>>138365750
I will leave you with a bit of advice from my mother in response to one of my sister's inability to land a decent husband.
>It's time for him to shit or get off the pot

That was much later than 20. Probably good too take it one step at a time, but if you don't have a reason to split up and try something else then you might as well start to wonder if you expect to do better.

>>138345934
Fuck boomers
Fucking scum

>>138361576
>For those who don't know what antifa is, it is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now)
They're anti-fascists. Against fascism.

>that is part of the alt-left
Isn't that just a name the alt-right made up?

>and promotes killing cops,
You're thinking Black Bloc. The Black guys who are taking that BLM thing a little too far.

>destruction of private property,
Now this is something they do. They took down a statue they called offensive, well technically public property.

>anti-white racism,
That's probably the Black Bloc again.

>open borders,
Hah, that's funny. But no.

>islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution.
OK now you're just being hysterical. Sure, maybe Antifa makes you shit your skirt every time you see their name mentioned. When you see their name in print, hot streams of steaming piss run down your girly legs. Sack up dude. Stop being so terrified of them. They're not going to steal your lunch money again, I promise.