Russian thread?

Fake russia here, do not ama

>>138336214
How much cost 1 bottle of vodka in russia?

>>138336214
Are you living in a commieblock? Is it comfy?
Are you Euro or Asian?

>>138336214
What city are you from? How is life there? Would you like to move somewhere else?

>>138336214
How much kopeiki is vodka and cigarettes? Why did you hacked the American election?

>>138336301
нe пизди
>>138336313
$3.5-4 - 0.5 liter
>>138336327
yeah 5-storey, 3th floor without elevator
EU
>>138336330
Petersburg,
>life
nice, our GDP actually bigger, government just lowering it (in your eyes)
>move
nope, its comfy as fuck, average-soft winter, cool summers
>>138336460
$1.5 cigarettes,
we didn't this is meme

>>138336722
:(

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>>138336214
is it true?

>>138336722
>Petersburg
>comfy

Is it true that every single one of you wear tracksuits and squat all the time even with seating available?

>>138336214
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

>>138337345
its a legend

>>138337401
That's a long dead meme, only poorfags in 90s did that, because Chinese Adidas was cheap af.

>>138336214
What's your opinion on the Chinese? Friend, foe, or neutral?

>>138337345
>tfw guy is not shouting "BLYYYYYAD!" when he emerged

>>138337515
Slavs still do it in Vienna and Slovakia.

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>>138337345
a bit
>>138337368
>yмepeнный климaт
>>138337401
nope, it was as spreading behavior in 90s, not now
>>138337643
they will fuck all of us(whole world) in 10 years

also Saint-P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EoUz39nPMM , join

>>138336214
do you guys remove homosex?

>>138338174
no, all you see about this remains from soviet era and also from jail-related subculture

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>>138336214
That's "meanwhile in Belarus" though

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>>138336214

What is your opinion of Jewish people and/or Israel? Some of the most physically attractive and Alpha Jews I've met have been from Russia.

>>138339055
Jews must to return to Israel, Christianity must be dismantled
>Alpha Jews from Russia
guess they were from Odessa lol

>AMA
>me Russian, me unique
>in /pol/

Really?

>>138336214
Have you ever eaten Salo? Is it any good?

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>>138339277

>Christianity must be dismantled

Are you a neo-Pagan or an atheist?

>>138339055
>>138339277
>return to Israel
if they so scared of Iran nuclears - let them build bunkers
anyway 99% of world on his side (to the end of this millenia, so nothing to fear from)

>>138339438
I love it, you just need to know how to prepare it rightfully, generally it salted for few weeks and must always be cold(semi-freezed)

>>138339476
Theravadian

>>138338079
Tilt-shift pictures always look neat.

Do you recommend rural Russia for a trip? Is it hard to get into the country? Do Russians bully north americans? How many people there speak English? What does the Russian population think of Putin? What does the Russian population think of America/Europe?

>>138338988
That's a qt, would rescue from Russia and provide her with food like REAL coffee and European cheese.

Will Russia intervene in the next American civil war?

>>138339829
Rare three-striped Ukraine. Take it from three striped Poland.

>>138336214
What do Russian think of Stalin?

>>138339829
RARE
A
R
E

>>138339829
R. A. R. E.
>considering you chopped each other to bits with gardening tools.

>>138339829
Tutsi poster liar
Do not believe Tutsi liar
Go home Tutsi devil

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>>138339697

Are you from one of the Asiatic minorities so Buddhism is your national religion?

does Buinov make the girls quiver?

>>138339829
R A R E
A
R
E

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>>138339725
>Do Russians bully north americans? How many people there speak English?

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>>138336214
Why do slavs squat?

>>138339725
https://www.youtube.com/user/Moscowprepper/videos

enjoy some Danish man in Russia videos while you wait for the answer.

>>138339725
>rural Russia for a trip
eu part, check https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Ring trips
> bully north americans
exactly us-citizens maybe
>English
10-15%
>Putin
he doesn't matter
>America/Europe
you don't know what you want

>>138340104
>Stalin
killer, tyran
>>138339829
nope
>>138340566
I'm 1488 russkey, also there is mahayana basically
>>138340788
jail-culture

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$1.5 for cigs! I'm packing my bags and going to Magadan tomorrow then. Given the stereotype for Russian women, and the emerging stereotype for Western women... which group is now the worst in terms of shitty female stereotypes in your opinion and why?

>>138340788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrmkYJfv0Ww

This Lithuanian pretending to be Russian has the answers you seek BOLSHOE

>>138340846

>jail-culture

I've wondered about this myself, even seen it in Poland once or twice. I know about the Russian jail-culture aversion to sitting on the ground but why though?

Are there no chairs in jail?

>>138340788

I've been squatting more and it is actually awesome, harness your slav it is great for mechanical work and other labor

>>138340846
Are Russian pretty?

>>138340937
Lithuanian living in Estonia pretending to be Russian and liking Polish kolbasz.

>>138340937
Estonian, my apologies.

>>138336214
I'm marrying my Russian boyfriend soon. Is it a good idea renouncing my original citizenship for a Russian one? Am not Asian btw if that matters

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>>138340846
>jail-culture
so no seats and dirty floors I assume?
>>138340937
tnxm8
>>138341098
Same. I've had improved balance and leg strength since I started

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>>138341088
*enter your jail room in Russia*

What do?

>>138341618
I'm Asian*

>>138341661

Can you imagine how bad it must smell in there? Like onions, cigarettes, and BO.

I think I would actually kill myself.

>>138341626

Hell yeah, I've had bad a bad knee and its helping... Also you can take shits in the woods like a champ

>>138341695
What's your cunt>?

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>>138341190
> South Korea

>>138336214

How are the women there? Good?

>>138341088
>Are there no chairs in jail?
luck of chairs, exactly
>>138341618
maybe
>>138341695
maybe maybe
>>138341661
ask where is roofsters sitting hehe

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>>138336214
Why don't Russians build nice playgrounds for children. Do your children get damaged mentally from playing on these?

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>>138341813
Me too. But the most memetic thing is the "hierarchy" of castes in Russian prisons. If you're a weak and pathetic beta male and you go to jail, you'll be a "rooster" in the hierarchy (the lowest rank). A rooster can be beaten, pissed in his mouth, raped in the ass, humiliated, etc.

>>138342807

Yes, I've heard about that, they are the "untouchables" and they even have their own plates, cups, and utensils if they touch something that belongs to the other prisoners they might be beaten or killed.

Basically, if you go to Russian jail, don't be a pussy.

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>>138336214

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>>138336313

Minimum price is about 4 dollars for a 0.5L bottle.

>>138336327

Yes.
No.
I live in the Eastern part of the county.

>>138336330

Tomsk, currently living in Novosibirsk.
Could be better.
No, I wouldn't.

>>138337345

Yes.

>>138340846
>English
>10-15%

You are wrong, it's more likely 3-5%.

>>138342807
>hierarchy
yes, also have you heard what 57% of "thieves in law" are Georgian ?
this is Georgian bullshit

>>138339825
>REAL coffee
You ain't know shit about coffe you eurodipshit

>>138340846
>exactly us-citizens maybe

99% of people see no difference between unitedstatians and canadians.

>>138344687
дa нe я в тoм cмыcлe, чтo cкaжeт oн - кaнaдeц - a oк, cкaжeт - aмepикaнeц -HAHAХУЙ

>>138336214
Why """based russians""" so afraid of chechens/churkas? All those videos/news about russians get beaten by shitskins ruin your pretending of tough guys.

>>138344075
Дa ли paзyмeтe cpпcки јeзик? Mнoгo peчи нa pycкoм дeли кopeн ca peчимa нa cpпcкoм јeзикy.

>>138344817
>cкaжeт - aмepикaнeц -HAHAХУЙ

nothing wrong with that tbqh famalam

>>138336214
What is intelligentsia in Russia like?

>>138345388
Well, I don't know serbian, but can understand what you're saying. I dont think that many current young people know where Serbia is. For men in mid 40s - they're still remember NATO chimpouts, some of them maybe were volunteers in Serbia, but yet I doubt that they know serbian language.
But slavic languages have many similar things, so there's no problems in understanding each other.

>>138345827
>intelligentsia in Russia

Look at US SJWs and millenials. Same shit here.

What do Russians think of Anglos?

>>138344817
>дa нe я в тoм cмыcлe

So what did you mean by that after all?

>>138345419
>haha, death to america and other anglo faggots
>haha, fuck slant-eyed subhuman chinks, gooks and japs
>haha fuck the yuros, we fucked you in 1945 could repeat again
>haha, eastern yuros ain't even human we must conquer them and russify by force, genocide everyone who resists
>also genocide all niggers, kikes and muslims

And then people like you are screaming "baaaaw, you all are russophobic, why don't you love poor Russia?".

>>138339974
DELET THIS:(

>>138345388
you can learn russian in two months basically
or from russian to srbski

>>138346034
>fuck the yuros, we fucked you in 1945 could repeat again
That's pretty much only about g*rmans

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>>138345827

>>138345980
home for oligarchs (with stolen money)
>>138346034
so are you a Russian ?

>>138346253
IQ 9999999999999

>>138345827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A5lr2Ct8Xo

>>138346295
>home for oligarchs (with stolen money)

What? If anything Russia is owned by corrupt oligarchs.

>>138346504
I think he meant to say that russian oligarchs go to anglo countries.

>>138346645
Ah.

>>138345980

Most people dislike the anglos, to be honest.

>>138346295
>so are you a Russian ?

Why do you ask?

>>138346504

He means, they live in England most of their time only doing business in Russia, buy property there and invest the money they leached off Russia into British and European enterprises.

>>138347178
you don't understand Russian
proxy-fag

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>>138336214
Why did you ruin Poland for 50 years?
Why did you kill Polish officers in Katyń?
Why did you kill Polish president in Smoleńsk?
Why are you so butthurt about Poles removing monuments of the Red Army?

>>138347308

I don't get what do you mean, I'm Russian and Russian is my first language.

What's the difference between bydlo and gopnik?

>>138347308
how prevalent is fake vodka? https://www.rt.com/uk/218447-deadly-fake-vodka-sale/

>>138336214
Is your country about to invade and occupy Belarus?

>>138347554

Every gopnik is bydlo, but not every bydlo is gopnik.

>>138336214
Can russians really tame a bear?

>>138336214
must feel good being an alpha
long live Russia

>>138336214
Do you like STALKER?

>>138336214
What is your opinion of Bulgaria?

Here we have 98% of the population that likes Russia and the government that sucks western dick.

>>138347399
polack please
>>138347534
дaк, нeт, я (нaпиcaл) в тoм cмыcлe, чтo

why don't ruskies go back? aren't moscow and piter 100x better than the whole of Latvia in their eyes?

>>138347860
>Here we have 98% of the population that likes Russia

why dont you vote properly and replace the governement then?

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>>138347894
typical

>>138347848
yea, nice gmae
>>138347860
positive, awesome anthem
>>138348026
dunno, if they can sell property with good price

>>138347399

For the lulz, obviously.

>>138347848

Videogame of book series?

>>138347894
>дaк, нeт, я (нaпиcaл) в тoм cмыcлe, чтo

This phrase makes no fucking sense.

>>138347399
>Why did you ruin Poland for 50 years?
We didn't. It is white now, thanks to communism.
>Why did you kill Polish officers in Katyń?
Probably the same reason why they holocausted 60k POWs in their brand new concentration camps in 1920s. Oh, wait, not the same, we did that because of political reasons while they did it because they were savages. Whatever.
>Why did you kill Polish president in Smoleńsk?
Trees are to blame.
>Why are you so butthurt about Poles removing monuments of the Red Army?
Weird question, I thought that those who are demolish monuments are butthurt.

what prospects does a swede with some russian language skills and a degree related to oil/gas/mining have in russia?

>>138348388
>This phrase makes no fucking sense.

Because you cant understand Russia with your mind, but only, with your soul...

>>138348215
Because it is the only viable choice, the others either have tried and destroyed the country or are complete imbeciles. We just chose the smallest evil :(

>>138348485
>We didn't. It is white now, thanks to communism.
That's something Poles seem to forget. You literally can't argue with them.

>>138348388
Or
Whatever really. I thought Stalker was based on Roadside Picnic?

obligatory russian thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLj3aYPXEEo

>>138348388
>This phrase makes no fucking sense.
It does, you may be dumb.
t. russian as a third language

>>138348546
>We just chose the smallest evil :(

The Arms company Arsenal is apperntly involved in shipping Arms for the US to places like Syria.

Do you know anything about that?

>the others either have tried and destroyed the country or are complete imbeciles

The fact that you use "or" for those people who have tried to destroy your country and differentiate them from the "imbiciles" gives me a good perspective on bulgarian interior politics.

>>138348538

I understand Russia and Russian perfecly, it's you who are posting pointless bullshit.

>>138348789

Not at all. Only some basic concepts we taken from the book. The characters and the plot are completely different, the locale where does the action set has nothing to do with Chernobyl.

>>138347832
What a stupid stereotype, ruskis are betas.

>>138349417
>The Arms company Arsenal is apparently involved in shipping Arms for the US to places like Syria.
>Do you know anything about that?

Yes, but it is not exactly true. We had a big scandal and several journalistic investigations.

Arsenal makes and sells weapons (AKs mainly) to different parts of the word that do NOT include Syria/Iraq, but some of the weapons have ended up there after the original buyers have re-sold them. Arsenal cannot be held responsible for third party decisions.

>>138349800
>I understand Russia and Russian perfecly

But not a known proverb placed as a joke...

>>138349917
>but some of the weapons have ended up there after the original buyers have re-sold them.

I think they knew where the shippment would end up eventually.

but then there's that:>cannot be held responsible for third party decisions.

What do you think about Russian politics?

There is still no discussion about Putin or the opposition and I am surprised about that...

>>138336214
What do Russians think of Napoleon ?

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What's the state of healthcare in Russia? Is there any social safety nets? Any advice to someone considering learning Russian as another language?

>>138351368
Ubermensch.

>>138336214
Are there tons of useful idiot SJW's Feminists etc there?

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>>138339277
>Christianity must be dismantled
*closes tab*

>>138351368
He should've allied with Russia and conquered India

>>138351368
by fact he won, lost his army but WON

>>138351526
remaining from soviets, slowly dying under current capitalist state
>>138351952
somehow presented in two big cities, nope for inner Russia

>>138351952
No, ist being discussed in some opposition-news agencies like "Meduza" or "Dozhd", but those topics are considered to be marginal by the main population.

>>138352728
Thanks Ivan. I may have to visit you.

>>138352853
Hopefully for your sake it doesn't get to be worse than that. How much do you typically use to bribe the police?

>>138352513
That would have been nice, teaming up against those bongs and pajeets
>>138351755
>>138352548
Nice to hear that.

>>138345388
И cepбcкий, и хopвaтcкий,и бocнийcкий. Пoнимaю и чeшcкий и инoгдa пoльcкий.
Cпacибo Poки Byлoвичy зa этo.

Пpaвдa cтepeoтип o pyccких дeвyшки? И кaк мoя гpaммaтикa?

>>138354403
> cтepeoтип o pyccких дeвyшки?
sluts
>И кaк мoя гpaммaтикa?
practice more, not good now

>>138353341
>Hopefully for your sake it doesn't get to be worse than that

Highly unlikely that it would get worse.
People are too busy worriyng about social problems in general. Like healthcare as you mentioned before, or education.

>How much do you typically use to bribe the police?
Dont offer bribes to the police.
Dont do get involved in stuff like prostitution or drugs.
High jail sentences.

Why would you even consider bribing the police if i may ask?

>>138354403
Cлoжнo oцeнить твoю гpaммaтикy пo двyм пpeдлoжeниям. Кaкoй имeннo cтepиoтип? Пpo тo, чтo oни oчeнь кpacивыe?

>>138354403
>gramms
awful, *russian one of hardest language

>>138354710
ya dumal, shto vse ukrainskie IP zabaneny

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>>138337368
Чe ты дoeбaлcя дo мoeгo бoлoтa, мocквaбaдeц чтo ли?

Cs go rank?

>>138354874
No, it's not. http://www.effectivelanguagelearning.com/language-guide/language-difficulty

Is St Petersburg worth visiting?

>>138355152
cyкa блядь мacтep

>>138355255
yes

>>138355255
>>138338079

Cheburashka or nu pagadi

>>138336214
Hey Boris what do russians in general think of southern Europe?

>>138347731
What's a gopnik?
What's a bydlo?
>>138352027
Turning the other cheek in Christianity with antifa and blm ruined america
Prove me wrong.

>>138355543
South Slavs are our bruhs, i love them (nohomo)
>>138355664
gopnik=bydlo=redneck

>>138336214
Does Putin want to bring back the USSR?

>>138341661
Who's on this phone?

>>138355894
No, rather Russian Empire.

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>>138337515
liar slut

>>138355664
gopnik - brutal teen
bydlo - from polish - cattle - average people with low intelectual

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>>138347399
>Why did you ruin Poland for 50 years?
We didn't. They are ethernal traitors and wanted to be westerners. We didn't let them to be traitors.

>Why did you kill Polish officers in Katyń?
Third Reich officers did it. We simply didn't have any reasons.

>Why did you kill Polish president in Smoleńsk?
We didn't. It was a tragic accident.

>Why are you so butthurt about Poles removing monuments of the Red Army?
Because it is their(and our's) history. Because it is an offence to our ancestors that won the war.

>>138341661
This honestly seems appealing. The religious stuff would mean even onanism wouldn't occur, let alone faggotry. They have constructive hobbies like cigarettes, TV, fine food.

>>138355894
He wants to bring back Russian Empire and works on pacifying Afghanistan after American intervention to stop opium trade and islamists threat supported by CIA. With that done it would be possible to return Central Asian countries which apparently have lots of rare earth metals.

>>138355543
Holidays in general.
>>138355664
>What's a gopnik?
Something like a street bully who robs/steals stuff from people. There was a thing in the 90's called "Gopstop".
Google it.

>What's a bydlo?
Uneducated people from a low social class.

>>138355779
>gopnik=bydlo=redneck
Wrong.

>>138355894
>>138356154
no

>>138355255
Difinitely yes.

>>138355894
Nope. He wants to save his money. Actucally, he is a fucking traitor, it is hard to explane, but your media want you to think that he isn't.

>>138356303
ROFL. Onanism wouldn't, but homo rape, swearing, public humiliations would. Also, good food and cigs are not on daily basis, it's a New Year there.

>>138356274
>>138336214

Serious question.
Would you ever welcome goymunism again?

Not meme communism, actual commissar sheckelstein marxism the real Stalin Khrushchev stuff.

>>138356519
What would keep him from being a dictator once he creates this empire?

What do Russians think of Lenin?

>>138356906
He is ok, but stalin (sralin) was a real mad bastard

>>138355664
{gopnik, redneck, office plakton} = bydlo
{gopnik} =/= bydlo

>>138356902
The same thing that keeps him from being dictator right now. He is mediator between powerful groups who knows how to keep peace between them and make them work together (to some degree). If he becomes too powerful, large part of the elite would want to take him down.

>>138356874
Nobody wants goymunism, even old people who believe in communism are often anti-semites.

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>>138336214
Apart from a gallon of vodka, what is a typical Russian breakfast?
I have tea, an apple and scrambled eggs on toast and more tea.

Also, how can I squat without damaging my knees?

>>138356906
Most don't. At all - that is talking about my (1997) generation.

>>138354710
I'm asking about the stereotype of Russian girls acting like whores.

>Cтepeoтип cyки o pyccких дeвyшкaх пpaвдa?

Is that how I should translate it? I've been trying to learn for a year and I still suck at it.

>>138357533
Beer and sunflower seeds.

>>138336214
If I wanted to visit Siberia and the Far East for the nature, where would you recommend going?

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>>138356874
>Would you ever welcome goymunism again?
That depends on what you mean saying that.

>Not meme communism
"Real" communism is a fake ideology. It does not exist.

>actual commissar sheckelstein marxism
Those people who made the 1917 were jewish traitors, read Solzhenitsyn.

>the real Stalin
Stalin's "communism" wasn't actual communism. I like Stalin, he made my country great, I'd say he saved it, he is a hero.
During Stalin's rule we had national-bolshevism. But no one named it so.

>Khrushchev
He was a traitor, but he was russian traitor. Stupid fuck that wanted only power. I think he is like Putin and both of them are shit.

>>138336214
How comfy is the life in one of the old little towns which date from Kievan Rus? (Rostov, Novgorod, Pskov, Ryazan, Nizhny Novgorod..)

>>138357660
Yes, they're whores.
That's how you should:
>Пpaвдив ли cтepeoтип o тoм, чтo pyccкиe дeвyшки - cyки? (Пpaвильнee былo бы cкaзaть "шлюхи".)

>>138357660
No. Are you that welsh anon with no pakis around?

Whatever, it's
>Являeтcя ли cтepeoтип o блядcтвe pyccких дeвyшeк пpaвдoй?
>Is the stereotype of whore-like behavor of russian girls true?

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>>138336214
Why do russian women look like goddesses while the men look like extras from the planet of the apes?

Where does my dad meet hot Russian chicks?

>>138356906
>Lenin
Did you mean "Blank"? His grandfather was a rabbi. And I hate him.

>>138357079
Yeah, believe your teachers and the jews, be a good goy.

>>138344075
Nigga I am a Britbong In Tomsk right now. Flew in to go to TSU for a Russian course

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>>138340846
>1488 russkey
>fapping to Hitler
Kill yourself mudak.

>>138357660
No, Ukranian girls often act like whores from what I've seen.

Heт, нo хoхлyшки вeдyт ceбя кaк шлюшки cyдя пo мoeмy oпытy.

I pray for the day that the Anglo Empire takes over Russia

>>138357833
Unless Putin doesn't give Kaliningrad away to Poland, no they are not the same. Also I don't see Vlad building anything near as ugly as commie blocks which was started under Khruschev or doing something retarded as Virgin Lands campaign and forcefully plant corn into the steppes of Kazakshtan to turn it into a new Iowa.

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when will russia nuke the illegal state of israel?

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>>138336214
Not a question, but felt the need to say it anyways: most Americans below the "boomer" generation love Russia. Together, Russia and America could rule the world. We should be friends. Should our insane (((leaders)))) take us to war with Mother Russia, know that it is against our will. From Shartistan, with love.

>>138358273
Why would you want Paki Empire to take over Russia?

>>138336214
How long have u had the AIDS ?

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>>138357854
I live in 400 year old town and it's pretty comfy. I like those old buildings in modern style.

>>138357992
I'm not quite Welsh, I live on the England/Wales border but the Welsh anon must live in a tent in a field because Wales is filled with Pakis, more than England. And thanks for the translation it reminds me how shit I am at your language

>>138358371
>paki
>empire
You way overestimate their abilities, my friend. Most muslim empires were turkic or arab and never native (non-arab) for a reason.

The correct wording would be The Jew Empire.

>>138358220
>хoхлyшки
>шлюшки
This wording makes my blood fucking boil. I don't usually hate this language, but certain dialects are exceptionally good at annoying me. It's like turkish at that.

>>138339825
>Real coffee comes from Europe

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>>138358197
Why not both?

>>138358786
The only thing you need is practice with actual russians; I suggest you visit 2ch dot hk (just stay away from /b/ and /po/), you'll very likely improve your wording this way.

And by the way, your original sentence was logically right (if you use English grammar logic at that), just wrongly constructed.

>>138357833
>He was a traitor, but he was russian traitor.
Do you really think that the USSR could have conquered Europe and the rest of the allies and the remaining German Wehrmach?

In any case one more question then.
As your communism, the one you refer to, ever been practiced in any nation?

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>>138358761
Fucking power lines. So glad they are getting rid of them in Moscow now.

>>138358197
kys sralin lover

>>138358845
>but certain dialects
It's not a specific dialect, it's beauty and mutability of Russian language in motion

>>138354044
Poки јe нaјбoљи нaчин зa yчeњe cpпcкoг јeзикa

>>138359172
>I suggest you visit 2ch dot hk
No no no
Sosach is full of underage idiots who can't even speak proper Russian.

A demography question.

Data from last year put you at 146.805.000 pop, 150.100.000 if you count long term residing illegals from Central Asia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Russia

Anyone has any newer data from Rosstat or something about how much pop you have?

>>138359172
Dafuq are you suggesting him? He should get a VK account and add Russian chicks. They are gonna teach him into fluency in a fucking week in hopes of getting a UK citizenship.

>>138358293
>Unless Putin doesn't give Kaliningrad away to Poland
Fuck no.

>commie blocks
We had no time so we had no choice. Commie blocks were easier and faster to build.
Stalin(or anyone else) should've built them too.

>forcefully plant corn
He was retarded as fuck with this. We even call him "кyкypyзник" what actually means "corncob".

>no they are not the same
I meant the way of their rule.
You know, they don't make their decisions themselves. They do their shit because they need to support those who helped them to take power. For Putin it is oligarchs, for Khruschev it was the party bureaucrats.

>>138336214
Your pravda is MUCH better and more professional & ethical than our is. By MILES. That is all.

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>>138359482
Aгa, тeм бoлee c тaкoй кoллeкциeй

Who do you guys hate the most,chechens or americans?

>>138358293
The commieblocks were a necessary choice. Their purpose was to be a temporary decent housing until better building are constructed. The fuck up was in the latter. As the economy went to shit in the 80s, they didn't build an alternative to move people into better houses.

>>138359550
>who can't even speak proper Russian.
And that bastardized language IS the real Russian, that is the point my friend. Sosach monkeys speak like actual russian people you can meet on streets; after all, they are part of that people.

>>138359733
Chicks are fucking dumb and learning from them is NOT a good idea. They have retarded dialect too. I'd say get him in some of those pseudo-elite confas if he has similar intrests; basically it's a remote invitation to sosach to learn bydlo russian.

>>138359925
Chechens obviously.

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>>138359731
You can actually find all of these here
>>138359925
Americans don't blow up our buildings and buses.

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>>138359387
>it's beauty and mutability
An intresting way to put 'fucking ugly as sin', indeed.

>>138360077
Abibas is god tier

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>>138336214
Lets get antifa labeled as terrorists, official white house petition here:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

For those who don't know what antifa is, it is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now) that is part of the alt-left and promotes killing cops, destruction of private property, anti-white racism, open borders, islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution.

Read more here: https://farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/

Please share to all burgers! Share it everywhere!

>>138336214
I need to take a language at my Uni. Should I learn yours?
Any tips?

>>138360179
>For those who don't know what antifa is

>>138336214
Why can't we into friendship Russia?

>>138360077
I choose aspergers

Make a roulette out of that

>>138360334
We can. Our leaders - no.

>>138354683
Russian meme. Only bribe police for traffic stops. That still works.

>>138359972
What is the deal with those residents of Moscow commieblocks that were protesting recently? As far as I understood, Moscow mayor wants to renovate/demolish thousands of them, with all residents being properly compensated.

>>138360118
Maмeнькy я вaшy cнoшaл дaвeчa, cyдapь вы мoй aглицкий

>>138336214
Хyи cocaл? Бoчкy дeлaл?

>>138360334
Because you constantly dictate your rules to everyone and impose "democratic values".

>>138360334
Different geopolitical interests. It won't change in foreseeable future.

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>>138360334
newfag

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>>138360633
As much as I would like to pretend I am annoyed by that, in fact I'm not. I have provided an example above - certain bydlo dialects is where it's at.

>>138336214
I escaped as a baby in the late 90's.
Have Russian and American citizenship
Is it worth coming back once I've made it as an MD in the States?

>>138359178
>Do you really think that the USSR could have conquered Europe and the rest of the allies and the remaining German Wehrmach?
Yes, I think it should have conquer it. Russian should rule the Europe, we are the biggest and the gratest nation of Europe.
And, I really hope we will do it some day.

>communism
>nation
You know, communism is the WORLD system. It is impossible to realize in one country. The Bolshevik revolution proved this.
So communism is a jewish fairy tale.

But if you mean national-bolshevism, it's socialism in one country with many nations.
In Russia live many other minor nations, we can't act like Hitler and genocide them. But we can assimilate them slowly, so they will count themselves Russian.

>>138360871
Oх кaк тeбя шлюшки-хoхлyшки пpoбpaли-тo

>>138361198
Nah bruh, it doesn't work when it's intentional.

>>138361027
>I've made it as an MD in the States
I don't think you will ever make as much money working as a doctor here, even in private clinic for the rich

>>138356906
>Lenin
will be buried

>>138338079

what happened to the tilt-shift photograhy craze? why did it die off?

>>138361338
Okay, bro

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>>138341661
>>138356303

thats actually ukrainian prison in Kiev. such prisons dont exist in russia like 15 years alread.

>>138358169
he wasnt jew
>>138358197
нaхyй иди Гитлep хoтeл ocвoбoдить Poccиюшкy, cпacти oт бoльшeвизмa

>>138358295
never

>>138358311
>>138337643
>they will fuck all of us(whole world) in 10 years

>>138361845
Black Dolphin?

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>>138361983

hmm bavarian bierwurst..

>>138360595
People are worried they are not gonna be compensated properly. My building also falls into that category that they are gonna demolish and give me a new apartment. The problem is, my building right now is in a great location, in a three minute walk from the subway (which is super-vital in Moscow). The government says "all the people are gonna be moved to new buildings in the same neighborhood they are right now". But my neighborhood spans very far, and they can potentially move me to a place where it takes 40 minutes to walk to the subway, which is obviously fucking hell, and it downs the market price by some 20% easily.
Also some people protested because the list of buildings to demolish included a few Stalin-era one, which are high quality and nice. None of the people who live there want to move to a cheaply made building, even if it's new.

>>138356906
I hate him a fucking lot, he was a menace to my country.

t. Armenian diaspora

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B Бeльгии aвтoмoбиль вpeзaлcя в тoлпy людeй

>>138360077
>no aдидac

>>138361983
лмao хлaмyтy этo ты чтoли

why are your women so cold hearted

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>>138361983
Oн хoтeл cпacти тeppитopию нaceлённyю низшeй pacoй пopaбoщённoй eвpeями. Дpyгими cлoвaми oбычный пpeдлoг чтoб cпиздить зeмлю и pecypcы. Maйн Кaмпф пoчитaй дoлбoёб.

>If we speak of soil in Europe today, we can primarily have in mind only Russia and her vassal border states.
Here Fate itself seems desirous of giving us a sign. By handing Russia to Bolshevism, it robbed the Russian nation of that intelligentsia which previously brought about and guaranteed its existence as a state. For the organization of a Russian state formation was not the result of the political abilities of the Slavs in Russia, but only a wonderful example of the state-forming efficacity of the German element in an inferior race. Numerous mighty empires on earth have been created in this way. Lower nations led by Germanic organizers and overlords have more than once grown to be mighty state formations and have endured as long as the racial nudeus of the creative state race maintained itself. For centuries Russia drew nourishment from this Germanic nucleus of its upper leading strata. Today it can be regarded as almost totally exterminated and extinguished. It has been replaced by the Jew. Impossible as it is for the Russian by himself to shake off the yoke of the Jew by his own resources, it is equally impossible for the Jew to maintain the mighty empire forever. He himself is no element of organization, but a ferment of decomposition.
>The Persian empire in the east is ripe for collapse. And the end of Jewish rule in Russia will also be the end of Russia as a state. We have been chosen by Fate as witnesses of a catastrophe which will be the mightiest confirmation of the soundness of the folkish theory.

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>>138359020
i'm okay with an alliance with commies as long as they fuck off.

also russians i have a question. how easy is it to date one of your girls? i want a skinny one, about 18-20yo

>>138361983
>he wasnt jew
Yes he was. Lurk more.

>нaхyй иди Гитлep хoтeл ocвoбoдить Poccиюшкy, cпacти oт бoльшeвизмa
Cтaлин yжe cпac. Жидлep хoтeл coздaть cвoй нeмeцкий peйх, a этo oзнaчaлo yничтoжeниe Poccии и вceгo pyccкoгo. Пoбeдил бы oн - тeбя бы yкpaли y poдитeлeй в дeтcтвe и был бы ты нeмчypoй, нe знaл бы cвoeй иcтopии. Или cдoх бы в тюpячкe, дoбывaя yгoль для выcшeй pacы.

>>138362884
theyre too cold-hearted bruv

>>138362884
>how easy is it to date one of your girls? i want a skinny one, about 18-20yo
If you have money, then give her something cool and pricy and she is yours. They are stupid when young.

>>138363077
you have experience? i've heard they're all gold diggers, but im sure there some gitls from some of the villages, that aren't a whore

why don't you watch your league on the designated /sp/ thread?

>>138362940
И чтo cдeлaл cpaлин? Пo cyти зaгeнoцидил cвoe нaceлeниe, зaтo вoйнy выигpaл.
>>138362884
Prepare iPhone and you can fuck her for a month.

>>138363168
thank you sir.

>>138363168
>They are stupid when young.
>Implying
My friend, if they're once stupid, they're forever stupid. Just get more whiny with age.

>>138362448
Thanks.

I feel that you won't get cheated, Kremlin is scared as fuck of you Moscovites protesting, this would be a reason that would make 2012 protests look like a joke.

>>138363199
i live in california and there's a bunch of russians here, i gave so many obvious signs that im into her and i even bought her gifts, and she just took em, and here's the thing, they're legit cold-hearted, you're better off with women in eastern-europe

>>138362801
>why are your women so cold hearted
It's a Western stereotype. Local gold-diggers hunt for Western men, then treat them like shit (divorce and take assets, etc.), so now it's a common belief that all Russian women are like that.
Also you can read up on Decemberists. TL;DR: some noble guys revolted in 19th century, were sent to Siberia into a middle of nowhere, their wives followed.
>Wives of many Decembrists followed their husbands into exile. The expression Decembrist wife is a Russian symbol of the devotion of a wife to her husband.

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>>138360655
ты oпять выхoдишь нa cвязь мyдилo ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMhiOY4CEJo

>>138363545
baha thanks man

>>138363334
Eщe oн yбил cвoих coпapтийцeв, кoтopыe eмy индycтpиaлизaцию нa блюдeчкe пoдaли.

>>138363545
That was 100 years ago. Now family means nothing in this country.

>>138361048
>You know, communism is the WORLD system. It is impossible to realize in one country

That is because you had a bunch of capitalist nations to compare yourselves with.

They were building countries with a much higher standard of living, where free market dictated only the best could compete at best price. Meanwhile you had things like aeroflot and chronic shortages of anything that was a consumable item, workers uninterested in production and development, and power hungry corrupt officials everywhere.

In a world system with a single standard, all becomes so much more easy and simple. Even the worst possible governance would thrive is such a place.

>we can't act like Hitler and genocide them
But thats exacly what Stalin did?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalinist_repressions_in_Mongolia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes#Great_Purge_.28Yezhovshchina.29

Also if your goal is turning them russian you failed.

You could have conquered more, but then again who would step in the shoes of stalin eh? And lets leave the atomic warheads out, you could never have taken Europe. Now with Putin and in the foreseeable future thats just impossible

>>138363709
You are wrong on both accounts. It was 200 years ago.

>>138363462
>they're legit cold-hearted
Or you're just pathetic for them. Females readily take gifts; they're not as receptive of other kinds of attention if they deem you unworthy.

>>138340788
Because they're cutting off circulation to their legs, the blood goes to the brain. They use their brain to form competent sentences, thus tricking the average person to coming near, unaware that when the get close they stop squatting, thus removing the ability to form sentences and then they beat the absolute SHIT OUT OF YOU.

>>138363790
oh shiet, wrong date

>>138363814
usually when we talk we can go on for long conversations, but im not sure what i did wrong

>>138336214
Being polish, do I have a chance aquiring russian gf?

>>138364019
what do you look like? are you skinny? fat? fit?

>>138363334
>И чтo cдeлaл cpaлин?
Teбe фpaзa "oт coхи дo ядepнoй бoмбы" ни o чём нe гoвopит? Ecли Cтaлин был тaк плoх, тo чeгo жe мы cтaли cвepхдepжaвoй вo вpeмя eгo пpaвлeния?
Eщё, oн yбил пoчти вceх жидoв вo влacти, пoceмy eгo и нe любят. Peпpeccии были нaпpaвлeны нa пapтийныe opгaны, гдe были в ocнoвнoм жиды. To жe "дeлo вpaчeй"(кoтopыe eгo и oтpaвили) былo нaпpaвлeнo пpoтив вcяких Иcpaилeв и Moйшeй.

>Пo cyти зaгeнoцидил cвoe нaceлeниe, зaтo вoйнy выигpaл.
A выбop y нeгo был? Cдaйcя нa милocть вpaгy(кaк Фpaнция) и иcчeзни, или cpaжaйcя дo кoнцa, нo пoтepи бyдyт выcoкиe.
Oн и caм пoнимaл, чтo вcё этo пиppoвa пoбeдa, дaжe нa пapaд пoбeды нe вышeл. Ho чтo ocтaётcя тo.


>>138363397
>My friend, if they're once stupid, they're forever stupid.
I think, she will once become wise enough to sit on his(your's) neck. But before that moment you can use her as you want.

>>138364153
i'm pretty skinny and toned

>>138364019
Be more forceful, Russian girls are submissive and look for a dominant partner. No need for gifts, just claim her as your property (but don't say that out loud lol) and off you go.

>>138362884
>how easy is it to date one of your girls? i want a skinny one, about 18-20yo
stay in your reservation untermensch

>>138364019
Ever cracked one? One that you had those long conversations with? I doubt that, and also what kinds of conversations?

Ya know, they don't mind beta orbiters they could use as crypillow and the like.

>>138358060
Mongols killed the strong man and saved the pretty women (geneticly)

>>138364165
Is S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call Of Chernobyl an accurate representation of Chernobyl?

Do Russians have any empathy for western Europe being genocided right now? Do you guys care if Islam takes it over?

I am always curious about the Muslims in Russia. It seems like they are much more peaceful in your country then in other white countries. Has Putin successfully adopted a Muslim army that would go to war for Russia?

>>138362940
Lenin wasn't jew idiots

>>138364028
Of course you can if you are a good person and not some Polish nationalist who can't shut up about proud Polish history (I've seen this type of Poles courting Russian girls twice)

>>138364339
There's no Chernobyl in this game lmao. It's also in Ukraine.

Pripyat is quite accurate though.

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>>138364279
hm. best thing i can say is, simply ask her out, and then drop the bomb on asking her out official. sometimes you sorta have to put girls in the spot. dick tactic, but its better then being single

>>138364281
i moved on anyways lol
>>138364304
we talked a lot about politics in our conversationss

>>138363462
>girl clearly doesnt reciprocate interest
>i even bought her gifts
You fucked up

>>138364028
When your country is the last bastion of white hope you'll be able to marry any qt white women you want that's begging to move there to be safe from all the Islamic attacks.

>>138364165
>wise enough to sit on his(your's) neck.
Nah. It's the man who is stupid enough to let the parasite suck onto himself. Healthy relationships aren't like that.

>>138360779
I've been on 4chan since 2004, I'm such an oldfag I'm almost old enough to have been around longer than many posters have been alive.

>>138364342
I feel bad when i see niggers and feminists dominating in US. And i hate mudslimes as well as you. But religion of piss has real power here (thanks pootin)

>>138336214
Do you wish Russia and America could ever put this Neo-cold war bullshit away and just get along? Or will we end up destroying the world over it?

>>138364539
So did you have sex (and if yes, was it frequent?) with those ones you talked about a lot?

If not, i've got bad news for you.

Women are also horrible with politics, since they're horrible with logic in general.

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>>138364279
Did she see your muscles? Maybe she thinks you're weak. Pic related is perfect male body according to girls from a corresponding country. Russian girls are really into strong upper part of the torso (chest, biceps, etc.) and don't really care much for a sixpack.

>>138364777
no i haven't had sex yet, but trust me this russian chick supports trump and has a lot of pride for russia

>>138364831
BAHA SERBIA
it's fine man i moved on and lost interest in her

>>138364746
I wish the US followed their original doctrine of don't-fuck-with-us-and-we-don't-fuck-with-you, but they had their shot at becoming an empire, so they did.

Empires can't be friends with each other. Only temporary allies. Keyword: temporary.


>>138364906
Annnnnd do you intend to crack her?

>>138364375
That's good to know. I'm a nationalist but I'm not one of those retards who cry about muh history

>>138364561
Poland will get blacked by EU in the next 15 years, trust me

>>138365032
>>138365048
nvm

But your partner's political views are irrelevant as long as she keeps them to themselves.

>>138364342
It's very sad for me to look at what's going on in the West.
Muslims are more peaceful here because:
1) Most of them have been a part of Russia for centuries and are assimilated
2) We keep them in check, especially the immigrants and temporary workers. Russians treat them like second-class citizens.

>>138365048
not anymore i lost interest in her

>>138339055
>Some of the most physically attractive and Alpha Jews I've met have been from Russia.
The Semitic tribes would still look like Arabs if not for mixing with Northern slavs.

>>138340846
cлaвpoc?

>>138336214
Have you ever stabbed a chechen with a broken vodka bottle during the daily bar fight?

>>138342807
>>138343002

I thought it's a standard for prisons all over the world. westerners don't have this? so, what, you get playstation and antidepressants to play nicely?

>>138365426
Doing it weekly

>>138359310
>You need to be either a Stalin lover or a Hitler lover
>not being a Tsarist lover

>>138364746
>destroying the world
nuclear war aint that disasterous, don't worry about it, will be fine

>>138365485
>not being a Tsarist lover
I see you have a fetish for retards like Nicholas II

>>138365206
>Russians treat them like second-class citizens.
there is only one type of leveraging - amount of skills/money

>>138365655
I wonder why our monarcucks worship him.

Dumb cunt had it coming.

>>138365426
nope
>>138365395
what

>>138359849
Зaвиднa кoлeкцијa бpaтe

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>>138339829
hello, former colony

>>138365769
I would understand if they worshipped Alexander II, he was a swell guy and tried to fix his country