They say all the supplements are either ineffective or overpriced.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/we-sent-alex-jones-infowars-supplements-to-a-lab-heres?utm_term=.rvxwon03pg#.vnq5wrz07A
>>138324600
Time for archive https://archive.is/Z03yK
>>138324600
It's not the best you can do. It's not the worst you can do.
The value of the coffee in a Starbucks cup is under 20 cents, it is over priced but people still buy it.
>>138324600
well, idiots deserve to be poor so if you're an idiot you should definitely buy the stuff he sells
>>138324636
Good norgbot
Buzzfeed was found to be promoting the exact same vitamin b12 for more money
>infowars store subsequently launches the ‘buzzfeed specials’
>price things at $17.76 bcos fuck it
I love these guys
Wtf i love buzzfeed now
>>138324600
>>138324799
this, people always pay way more than that, what do you think the profit margin is for companies that manufacture shit? how much do you think it costs to make a cell phone, a car? ill tell you, it costs literally its weight in scrap metal, the rest of the money you pay is straight up pocketed by the jew
but yes keep complaining about a small water filter sales man, godammit fucking shills
>>138325361
retards have no memory, they should buy brain force
>>138324600
The left are scared as fuck, lol
>>138324600
>>138314684
>>138314684
>>138314684
SLIDE THREAD
>>138324600
I don't understand how you can unironically like Jones. All he does is give us a bad name. He acts more like a kike than most kikes.
>(((Scientists)))
>>138325569
spam thread!
> "You could grab a bottle for around $10 and skip the 2X+ price markup from Infowars," one lab review reads.
yep, that sounds like a lab report
I love Info Wars, I want to buy all their shit.
Where else would I be able to get water filters and body armor tho?
Dude i had to cut down Brain Force dose in half because it hit like a goddamn truck, they stuffed it with so much bacopa i was geting vertigo.
>all of these people defending a snake oil salesman
Protip: They don't work.
We all know the only drug that Alex Jones lives by is hard alcohol.
>>138325954
They do work, you should try Oxy-Powder.
>>138324600
its been well known for a decade supplements do nothing.
>>138326107
I'm not buying your shit, Alex.
>>138326107
trufax
I had to quit oxypowder inside of a week because I didn't have an extra 30 minutes each morning to spend shitting my guts out and having to clean up all the splash-back.
>>138324600
Nacient iodine is amazing
>>138324636
I love you norgebot.
>>138326162
what a moron
>>138325577
I have to disagree. People like Spencer and Kessler give us a bad name, people who go outside with nazi flags give us a bad name, people who want to bring the same violence upon others they condemn when brought upon them (remember the outcry when trump supporters got attacked by mexican mobs outside of rallies?)
>>138326162
specific supps work and from specific vendors
>>138326206
If you had to say one thing about it it's that it does indeed work lol
>>138324600
Don't buy super male vitality. My cock doubled in size and now I can't hide the bulge.
Most people know the supliments don't do shit, it's a way of donating to the show.
>>138326303
>outcry
>for the trump supporters being attacked
what outcry? what universe do you live in?
there has never been any outcry about anything that would make trump supporters not look like the most evil people
>>138324600
Humble water filter salesman hounded by the medical industrial complex again.
>Jones literally says that his supplements are marked up so that Infowars makes money
>hey guys, Infowars supplements cost more than their worth
so... this... is the power.... of science... impressive
>>138326348
The best was when they were running that ad with the two chicks talking about how much they shat after taking oxypowder.
That was downright pornographic.
>>138326486
I don't think I've seen that one but it sounds amazing
>>138326303
The outcry by trump supporters and alternative media, of course MSM didnt report
>>138326682
Because nobody cares what a bunch of fringe retards think. Having worthless opinions is what makes them alternative.
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE
>>138326637
GOBLIN [B]EGONE
>>138324600
These review snippets hardly sound like a lab report, sounds like some smug hobbyist
>Myco CX
>"This product's ingredients are unsupported in research and there's very little guidance on safe dosing."
So try it out you faggot and report the result.
>Brain Force
>Review snippet: "At the current serving size, however, dosing is significantly
lower than expected for most ingredients."
Again, says nothing about the effectiveness, it's just hairsplitting.
>Secret 12
>"There's nothing really 'secret' about this product's main ingredient."
"I am unable to comprehend marketing"
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE
Why don't you nutrifags just smoke crack cocaine?
>>138327090
Crack sucks, really. I don't get why people waste so much money on it. It's mildly entertaining for a few minutes, and then you can decide whether you'd like to dump more money down the drain for the next few minutes to be not as entertaining.
And by the time you get suckered in to round 3, you're on your way to just feeling like hell for the next few hours.
>>138324600
Wait, there were people who unironically believed Alex supplements worked?
>>138326303
no people believing nazi flags are the end of the world give humans a bad name ....
>supplements aren't supplements
Did you seriously link buzzfeed on /pol/? You have to go back.
>>138324600
You cited a buzzfeed article. I'd laugh but I just feel sad for you.
>>138324600
Most supplements are "ineffective", or, you dont need them.
Only reason to take supplements are if you have deficiency for something, or if you are doing an activity were you know that you need to give your body an extra amount of an X substance.
Your body controls these things on it's own.
>>138324636
Well, labdoor is a good site, I've used it for some of my supplements aswell
>>138325419
>employee costs
>regulation compliance costs
>warehousing and maintenance fees
>advertising/product promotion
This is just off the top of my head. Not everything you don't like is because of jews, dumbass.
>>138324600
When they say 'they dont do anything', what they mean to say is 'they dont do what they say they are intended for'. Now stfu and take your vitamins.
>>138324600
We can't fool nature.
>>138324636
Damn Norge-Bro. You and your bot archive it's godlike
>>138328011
costs already include all that, fucking idiot, then on top of that there is the actual profit margin
kys kike
Supplements ever being worthless. Do these (((niggers))) even attempt?
>>138324600
Peer reviewed journals yes. The people no.
>>138324636
God Bless Norgebot
>>138325419
A reasonable profit margin is about 3%. That's all your revenue levied against all your overhead. Anymore and you encourage competitors to enter your market.
>>138326637
I know a mexican guy that looks exactly like this, with the glasses and everything. Except he's very apolitical and lives on the east coast and not a completely insufferable faggot.
and GOBLIN BEGONE
>>138324600
Well if the headline says scientists without any quotation marks then it's obviously true.
1776 will commence again if you try and take our super male vitality away.
>>138324636
Where have you been nordbro?
>>138327851
I was hoping someone would point this out.
Supplements aren't regulated by the FDA here in the states, so you can sell snake oil legally - but supplementing with a specific activity is useful as well as fixing an imbalance.
>>138331474
Cut him some slack he needs to hibernate and eat brunost once in a while
>>138324600
>watered down vitamins
>do you believe this
plausible vitaminability
he's willing to sell crap
nobody's willing to stop him
the question is why do you even give a fuck OP
>>138324600
>Do you believe the scientists?
Yea Alex Jones has always been a scam artist
>>138324600
>the entire pharmaceutical industry is a scam
wow who would've thought thanks for this revelation
When all science is fake.
Fake science is as real as real science.
Thanks bill nye.
They did this because Alex BTFO buzzfeed with the "Buzzfeed sale"
>>138331647
you're right sven, he's been very good to us
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE
>>138325577
How many people in the media have the balls to discuss psychic vampires, pedo rings, and sacrifices?
Guess what? All 3 of those are real
>>138333333
3 you say?
>>138333333
>>138333333
kek confirms
>>138333333
Oh shit, what did kek mean by this?
>>138333333
Confirmed
>>138333333
Shieeeeeeeeet gotta get super male vitality now.
>>138333333
>>138325419
Shit like this makes me tempted to get a 3D printer. Most of the crap we end up buying ends up just being plastic crap, so why not set yourself up to be able to make it yourself at home?
>>138333333
what
>>138333333
>>138333460
I have a hard time believing the reports that it turns guys into randy bastards, but I'd say it's cheap enough to be worth trying. I think it made me look forward to jerking off more, but it was tough to tell for sure.
>>138333333
hwo in the fuck
HE IS HERE
>>138333333
shiiieeet
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE
>>138333333
>>138333333
This is some deep synchronicity shit right here
>>138333333
>>138333560
Or you could get a mill, a lathe and a router instead of a meme-d printer.
>>138333333
woah
>>138333333
It's real, all of it
>>138333333
>>138333333
∆
∆ ∆
>>138333333
AHHHHH SHE'S A GODDESS
>>138333333
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU
>>138324600
>attacking Super Male Vitality™
Is nothing sacred to liberals?
I have bought supplements from info wars and they are very good products in my opinion.
>>138333333
SIEG HEIL
>>138333333
>>138333333
c-confirmed???
>>138326637
>Humble water filter salesman assaulted by alt-left goblin.
Holy shit muh sides. Also GOBLIN BEGONE.
>>138333333
>Guess what? All 3 of those are real
I-I want /x/ to leave....?
>>138333333
<spoon klank>
>>138324600
Alex Jones is a performance artist. Selling supplements is part of his art. In 6 months time he will stop acting and tell everyone that the point of his "art" was to show how easily retards can be brainwashed.
So this is what Buzzfeed is up to when they're not making "Straught Men React To Gay Porn" videos.
How do you become a psychic vampire? I want to feed on normies and grow stronger.
>>138324600
retard
buy supplements = donate to alex and get some free supplements
you think people buy it when they don't support alex? fucking leaf
>>138324600
Alex's supplements are indispensable for good health. This is a conspiracy to weaken the white man's vitality. TAKE THE FUCKING BONE BROTH and MAKE BABIES
>>138333333
>>138324600
I want to babysit Alex while he sits by a camp fire and consumes a big dose of psilocybin truffles
>>138333333
Said the psychic pedo vampire. Who'd you sacrifice for those digits?
>>138333333
>all 3
>333333
huh
>>138333333
Fucking KEK has confirmed. I welcome out psychic overlords.
>>138334243
It is really difficult to determine what you mean.
Sentence 1:
Indispensable = Necessary
Translation: You need these supplements.
Sentence 2
We have to assume that the subject is still the supplements.
Translation: These supplements are going to weaken white men.
Sentence 3:
Translation: Drink bone broth and make babies.
Please stop speaking retard and try again.
>>138333333
>>138333333
awesome
>>138333333
A L L 3
L
L
3 3 3 3
>>138324600
American freedom/free market:
Selling things that do not work. interracial, homosexuality, voting for political parties instead of laws/taxes.
>>138325954
>They don't work.
Liar.
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE
>>138324600
>They say all the supplements are either ineffective or overpriced.
I do.
Most on the market are horribly formulated and wouldn't work even if supplements were effective.
The reason I believe them is because I was sick for a breif period and needed some major lifestyle changes to get over it. Eating right, exercising, good sleep, etc.
I was on a pretty exyensive supplement regime, and it all had me feeling great.
Then, I decided to experiment. I was letting my supplements run out and seeing if I felt any different.
This experimentation led me to conclude that the only things I was taking that was worth anything was Omega fats(for general depression) and Vitamin D (I work night shifts)
And then a few months later I read a study that said most supplements are useless for an average westener except for Omega Fats and Vitamin D
Their conclusion matched my own experience, so I believe it.
>>138333333
T H E
R I D E
N E V E R
E N D S,
C U C K S
>>138333333
fantastic
>>138334836
I used to take pictures for a living. The After picture could have been taken the same day but with different ISO and F-stop settings (light adjustments)
>>138324600
Ok guys, I'm gonna chug 1/2 a bottle of this Super Male Vitality and see what happens. Will give results next time I see a thread.
1/2 a bottle because I was using it last month.
>>138324636
Bless you.
>>138334587
WTF don't you get? It's perfectly understandable ingrish. Sorry you aren't good at it.
>>138324799
>Assuming people want actual coffer and not the sugary taste.
Nobody goes to Starbucks to get caffeine.
>>138334587
The news article is a conspiracy, not the supplements, Shinji.
>>138333333
THE NUMBERS HAVE SPOKEN
>>138333333
WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HIM
>>138324600
Mind over matter, bitches.
Like a leftist twat tearing down statues, if it makes you feel better, who gives a fuck what you do.
>>138333333
welcome to hyperspace faggots
>>138333333
OH SHIT
>>138333333
>>138333333
all those sequences of 3s in this post is poetic
>>138326637
Goblin begone!
>>138334836
Literal no difference.
>>138333333
all 3 you say?
OOOOO
>>138333333
>>138333333
>>138333333
>>138334587
what the fuck are you talking about gook
this is why you lost ww2 fucking retard
>>138333333
conditioning: broken
>>138326637
Goblin begone
But we don't even have Pakis here.
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE
>>138324600
>buzzfeed
Holy shit you're a faggot.
Plus, added bonus, a number of the items were compared with the SAME product, only not private labeled, yet received polar different reviews. Private labeled far cheaper, equal efficiency, from alex jones so a scam... such scientific method. Much trustworthy.
Their sales got a boost after this. Even started a "Buzzfeed Special" to thank them for the free advertising
>>138333333
NOT WASTED!
>>138324600
>buzzfeed
These folks must really love litigation.
>>138333333
You did your part today son.
>>138333333
>>138325577
Thanks for the disinformation, based Nazi man.
Also your 7s got btfo. Confirmed shill
Its because they are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricken frogs GAY
>>138332106
>conflating pharmaceuticals with unregulated supplements
stick to toothpaste
>>138325577
>"All he does is give us a bad name"
>posts with natsoc flag
Are you even vaguely self aware?
>>138326473
>can't tell if just idiot or regular leaf
>>138333333
>>138324600
>Buzzfeed
Alt-left getting desperate
>>138336694
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/03/100301151927.htm
>>138333333
...
>>138333333
psychic blood suck part is true, its occultist practice that the european bloodlines are proud off..
>No Longer a Conspiracy Theory: Elite Openly Paying to Ingest the Blood of the Young
http://archive.is/lwedX
>>138324600
Ok den
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-10/vitamin-b3-supplements-can-prevent-miscarriage-and-birth-defects/8785566
>>138328194
Have you ever even looked at an accounting book? Or are you legitimately stupid?
>>138336991
“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect,” Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine. “I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”
But it’s no longer an experiment with just mice. The startup company by Jesse Karmazin, Ambrosia, is doing this with humans, and the rich are lining up to get the blood of the young.
As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.
As The Free Thought Project reported in January, a study published in Science and Nature Medicine revealed that transfusing young mouse blood into old mice can actually prevent the symptoms of aging. This groundbreaking discovery could lead to medical breakthroughs and the development of new medicines. However, a report from the Vice health news outlet “Tonic” has pointed out far more sinister applications for this knowledge.
It was suggested in the report that aging elites are using the blood of young people as a type of youth serum. Now, we know that they actually are using it.
>Buying pills from an insane water filter salesman
Why would you do that?
Just watch him and laugh, he can be funny sometimes
>>138333333
>>138333333
>>138332755
They did that AFTER this article IN RESPONSE, you mongoloid. Fuck do some basic research before you roll your enormous head on the keyboard and hit "post"
I used DNA force and it amazed me.
I had an old injury on my right index finger from when a pocket knife folded over onto it and I had to get stiched up.
I had some loss of range of motion in my finger for over 15 years.
But when I took the DNA force my finger started to tingle.
After about 2 or 3 months I regained full motion in my finger.
These people lying about Alex are scum.
>>138326162
We still don't know the effects of taking vitamins as supplements. This stuff could very well end up being neurotoxic.
>>138333333
We are going to need more lonestar...
>>138324600
The fact they're attacking this just makes me want to buy his supplements
>>138333333
>>138333333
>>138333333
>double trips of threes
Truly there must be Nine Divines.
>>138324600
Yeah, no shit.
Fuck you, Buzzfeed. I'm not clicking your links.
>>138333333
CAN WE HIT 500 REPLIES ITT
I WANT 500 REPLIES ITT RIGHT FUCKING NOW SQUAD LETS GO
>>138334587
This is why your guys birthrate is around .8 and you are awash with 2d porn.
>>138324600
Isn't one of them just iodine? Like a real essential dietary supplement that they add to table salt everywhere so people don't die from lack of iodine?
>>138333333
We must learn the ways of spooky magics, memetic or otherwise
>>138333333
am a psychic vampire if i go on too long without feeding i become weak and suicidal , but i also help people by delving deep into their heads and giving them lifeadvice , i also know if something is very wrong with them and i always feel if someone is staring at me - some people can see me , some people dont like looking into my eyes and i´ve learnt to hide my "bad side" from animals , we feed off emotions and are empaths , the vampire gaze is also a real meme.
my eyes turn pitchblack when i focus.
but there is nothing about our origin or what the cause is just rumors and one time im pretty sure i shapeshifted when i was 18 into a big black entity what you´d call a shadow person.
ive done extended research on people like me but found nothing that lead me anywhere just disinfo and stuff.
im not evil , but i do sound and look very untrustworthy when im not hiding what i am.
i just wish jesus christ will free me from this curse and forgive me.
>>138324600
(((Scientists)))
>>138328551
In what industry?
I sell jewelry and home decor. I buy my goods for $2-10 and sell them for $30-50. Margins are 300-1000%. Ad budget and other expenses are less than $5 a day. Faggot.
>>138336562
RICHARD Spencer was at fucking buzzfeed?!?!
Wow.
Ha fucking Ha. Tell that to the new 4 balls I grew since taking his supplements; pencil dicks. All I have to do is sell this garage full of water purifiers and I will be sitting in butter.
I'll be in my fortified bunker eating cold cans of Ravioli you losers
>>138333333
3, all good things come in 3, holy trinity, 3 nails used to crucify jesus, he died at april 3rd 3pm 33ad at the age of 33 and came back from the dead on the third day. He is said to have performed 33 miracles. Also the kabbalah/tree of life gets you 33 if you count all the connections and connectionpoints includig the hidden one.
they pills work, they're just overpriced
but we already know they're over priced
we pay because we want to fund the info war
>>138326637
It was so obvious that that guy in the pic was a paid actor. Nothing seemed natural about his 'performance'. He also looked Jewish, which again is very suspect.
>>138335432
Ok guys, it's definitely psychoactive, but I have to move around and do something else to know if it's strong enough to call this a trip.
>>138324600
>They say all the supplements are either ineffective or overpriced
/fit/ here, the same can be said about 99% of supplements found in a pharmacy.
>>138333333
INCLUDE MEEEEE
>>138333333
>scientists say bone broth and turmeric and vitamins aren't good for you
What's this retarded shit?
I don't buy anything from Alex jones but I eat and take tons of foods and supplements he sells and they helped completely turn my health around and I feel noticeably better eating stuff he sells.
Hell doesn't he sell fucking fish oil?
>>138334921
I hope they play that card
>>138338007
Media wants you to to take pharmaceuticals instead of the stuff that will treat you.
Science says people can survive a year without food if they're fat enough and take a multivatim.
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm
But apparently mutlivatmins don't work because scientist have said so.
>>138324600
Only a supreme fucking idiot buys into Alex Jones garbage, you seriously have to be a literal retard to be over 20 and get fooled by this conman clown.
We have many of them here, sadly.
>>138324600
Try for one winter taking D-vitamin (+ magnesium always, or the d-vitamin uses calcium I think from your bones and makes you weak).
Then try one winter without.
Then tell me they don´t have an effect. Humans are idiots. Modern food is absolute shit thus supplements work wonders. Eat fresh fruits, greens, nut and seets, meats fed what they should be fed and not pumped full of cancerous growth hormones, wild caught fish, spend time in the sun and exercize and you need exactly zero (0) supplements. Who does these things? No one.
>Getting your news from SJW Club
>>138338227
>27
Kurt Cobain died at this age and is purportedly in Hell and is consistently nailed to a cross every night surrounded by demons which create a matrix of people who haunted him in life before death.
>>138325954
Yes they do. Drugs, nootropics, supplements, it´s all similar. Are you denying EVERYTHING?
Kys retard
>>138324600
No shit. Stupid Snake oil salesman.
>>138338547
Hi shareblue
>>138333808
Awww. She's a cutie
>cuckfeed
>>138324600
>Alex Jones' suupements are worthless
All of the test results were largely the same: The products are — more or less — accurately advertised. They don't contain significantly more or less of a particular ingredient than listed on the bottles, and there are no surprise ingredients. They're also reasonably safe, meaning they passed heavy metal contaminant screenings and tested free of stimulants, depressants, and other prohibited drugs.
>>138333333
I knew Jones was a follower of Kek
>>138325419
You don't know how business works.
If the margins were that high you'd see competitors springing up all over the place. Between the physical infrastructure costs, human infrastructure costs, distribution, logistics, operations folks, each phone is also paying part of 10,000 people's salaries, healthcare benefits, etc.
That's not Jewry that's capitalism. Good old John Smith White man dominated capitalism and wealth creation.
Jews make money via Usury.
>>138326637
g o b l i n b e g o n e
>>138338765
>selective reading: the post
>>138338499
>digits
oh they will, in either sep or oct this year
pic related
>>138324600
>>138324636
All of the test results were largely the same: The products are accurately advertised. They don't contain significantly more or less of a particular ingredient than listed on the bottles, and there are no surprise ingredients. They're also reasonably safe, meaning they passed heavy metal contaminant screenings and tested free of stimulants, depressants, and other prohibited drugs.
HOLY SHIT INFOWARS AND ALEX JONES ARE FINISHED!!!!
>>138327306
This
It's a good few minutes though
>>138338893
This does seem sketchy but the majority of his shit is literally health food and vitamins and testosterone boosting shit
I can't even handle tongkat ali alone, forget coupling it with other shit he sells, tongkat alone makes me feel like I'm reverting to a fucking reptile brain where all I can do is fight and fuck
FAKE NEWS
>>138324600
If they say they are overpriced then that means that they do indeed work
>>138338556
Wild caught fish is the true redpill
>>138338951
>accurately advertised
>price advertised accurately
THESE PRODUCTS ARE WORTHLESS
but let us experts at BUZZFEED tell you what the real value of these supplements are by comparing their cost to other supplements with only one matching ingredient
>>138337878
Look! A newfag!
>>138339300
Why do you think Japs live to be 90?
>>138333333
one does not simply talk trash about Alex Jones in front of our lord Kek
>>138339302
If the product provides less of the desired ingredient and yet costs more than the competition, it is worthless.
If the active ingredient doesn't actually do anything, it's worthless.
You are buying a placebo.
>>138333333
Noice
>>138338211
Oh wow, how many billions are you worth now?
>>138333333
daaaaamn
>>138338122
show eyes before and after focus pls
>>138333333
I knew it
>>138333333
I don't understant people who bash Alex Jones. Even if he wasn't single handed lily destroying MSM every night on a righteous crusade for truth in an age of darkness, he's still wildly entertaining.
>>138339069
>It wont kill you
>This means they work
>>138333333
>All 3 of those are real
>3
What did he mean by this?
>>138333333
Kek doesnt let anyone speak ill of one of his most cherished disciples
>>138324636
A hero in the fight against shekel grabbers
>>138337086
Profit margins are calculated on the total cost of the operation. This is why it's called a profit margin, not a gross margin.
>>138339477
>>If the product provides less of the desired ingredient and yet costs more than the competition
Notice how the article didn't actually post any links to comparable supplements with their prices, only had a snarky commentary in italics telling you how overpriced it is?
Infowars' supplement wholesaler sells their Vitamin B12 supplement for $35, Infowars sells it for $18
Why didn't they mention that in the article? Could it be a left-wing hit piece against independent journalists? Why mention price discrepancies in all of the other products but fail to mention it when infowars is giving a better deal than others?
>>138324600
Super Male Vitality changed my fucking life.
I stumbled upon some InfoWars videos during the lowest point in my beta NEET life. I was 22, addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.
On a lark, I ordered Super Male Vitality to see if, perhaps, my T-levels were lacking. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...
Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.
But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.
I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.
Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.
Try it. You won't be disappointed
>>138324600
> dont believe him
> buy his products from us with new label
https://www.infowars.com/buzzfeed-gives-glowing-review-of-infowars-products/
>>138333333
Chek
>>138324600
low quality bait desu senpai
SAGE GOES IN OPTIONS
>>138324600
>Buzzfeed
Immediate no.
>>138328011
Retarded antifa listing fixed costs that are reduced per unit built and variable costs that are attached to unit built in an attempt to posture as an SME
W E W
E
W
>>138333333
>all 3 of those are real
>333333
Where do I find me some psychic vampires?
>>138335297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M957dACQyfU
really?
>>138324600
>overpriced
as in the same can be had for cheaper or they feel its value is ridiculous?
because if it's the latter, they are fucking retarded.
I can say anything is overpriced, doesn't make it so
>>138333333
Please leave me out of the screencap
>>138335566
I go to Starbucks to flirt with girls.
>>138324600
Buzzfeed always has been and will always be garbage.
Most people who buy the supplements do so to help support AJ. I have yet to run into a person who takes those things seriously.
>>138340109
this sounds like the plot to a hentai
>>138324600
Alex Jones is worthless
>>138333333
I want to be in the screencap because I need something substantial to include on my CV apart from being a faggot (which is enough to get me any job in and by itself).
>>138333333
this deserves way more replies
scientists consider pretty much all 'supplements' to be ineffective or overpriced, that is the official position of the FDA which is controlled by the pharmaceutical companies
>>138324600
Them science people are kike communists and nigger criminals. They're being paid by NWO lizard people and ZOG community activists to run smear campaigns about the prophet of our times Alex Jones, and to turn the good people of this Christian nation away from the Bible by relentlessly attacking Genesis with fairy tales about Avolition and the Big Beng! Guess what: me and millions of God fearing Americans get our Science from from our Pastors, where we're going right now!
>>138340109
If this is OC you're a genius.
>>138333333
th-REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>138324600
When are they going to go after Apple for selling 'super charged' RAM?
>>138333333
My god
>>138333333
checked
>>138333333
praise kek
meme magic is real
they did a documentary on TV on supplements.
healthy lifestyle + supplements vs healthy lifestyle + no supplement.
shit life style + supplement vs shit lifestyle with supplement.
the chemicals in the brain of almost all people had no significant change. the fit and healthy eaters had no marked improvement and neither did the losers.
supplements are just a money scam, no different from "put the chamomile on your pillow to have a nice sleep" "put this daffodil in your bathtub to relax muscles"
stop being fkn retarded. but yes i'd rather alex make money off this then some fucktard (((pharma))) company
>(((buzzfeed)))
>reliable source of information
nice try schlomo
>>138333333
>>138340924
falling for the (((tv lies)))
>>138333333
>3
>333333
o fuk
>>138326162
Dumb cunt
Your right my positive effects from turmeric with bioprene (curry and black pepper), coconut oil, nascent iodine, and knock out must all be placebo effect. Evem though it only happens with certain brands and Ive confirmed with doctor ans physical therapist
>>138340888
>trips
O Y
V E Y
>>138326162
it's SETTLED SCIENCE goyim
>>138340924
> doesnt name tv show or specific supplements tested
> believes tv vs own experience
So they checked every single suppliment?
>>138340109
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
easily the funniest thing ive read in hours
>>138333333
What we call 'reality' is illusory and therefore malleable. Nothing is impossible in a universe that is illusory to begin with.
>>138333333
wew
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE
>>138333333
confirmed
>>138333333
the fucking power level on that get...
> 6 3s
>333 + 333 = 666
doing mental gymnastics like the number 23 over here
>>138324600
See I think most of that stuff AJ sells for Israel, and others sell for profit can also be achieved through natural means, so yeah it's a bit overpriced. Take pine pollen for example, read the comments and reviews http://archive.is/seO5l
And not just pine pollen either, the estrogen blockers and all the rest. what the supplement sales folks all do is what KFC did back when it was still called "Kentucky Fried Chicken" and their famous "secret 11 herbs and spices" (for higher prices we used to say)
Doesn't make them "evil" per se, just making a buck off the ignorance of another. I guess it's like that in many other walks of life as well. I will always encourage reading and researching, pro and cons and even 3rd and 4th party views all.
>>138324600
Look at how they word the results to make them sound negative.
>"Test results: The lab found no traces of unlisted items like caffeine, nor did it find any athletic-enhancing drugs/stimulants or Viagra."
So in other words, the lab found that the product was exactly as advertised and there is nothing bad to say about it.
>>138341513
just the highstreet ones in those supermarkets, i don't remeber the name of the program or the shop they used.. but it's the one where people buy all them multivitamins from
>>138333333
KEK confirms
>>138325419
All these products complete an intended task
Alex Jones' supplements fail to complete their intended task.
And scandals about shit that goes on in the production lines of cars and phones gets way more attention than the scheming of a humble water filter salesman
>>138324600
to say they are worthless is fake news
to say they are overpriced vitamins is real news
He just sells overpriced, turbo-marketed supplements that you can get anywhere and that have proven medical benefits. Nascent iodine, for example, undeniably has a positive effect on anyone with an iodine deficiency.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1VjFvRZvDv9XrMcdB5dt1Wh/should-i-take-vitamin-supplements
A study by the Food Standards Agency recently showed that the average Briton gets all their recommended daily allowance of every dietary vitamin from their normal food and drink. And if you already have enough of each vitamin in your body, and taking supplement vitamin pills cannot give you a ‘boost’ or give you any health benefit.
There are a few important cases where vitamin supplements can be useful, though: growing children between 6 months and 4 years old should take vitamins A, C & D. Very strict vegetarians may need supplementary vitamin B12, and those who are pregnant or breastfeeding should also consider supplements – especially vitamin D and folic acid.
>>138342125
>Alex Jones' supplements fail to complete their intended task.
Can you explain how, shill? Do you not get the exact ingredients advertised? Are you incapable of researching those ingredients by yourself or is all of your information gained from reading the labels on shit you find in stores?
>>138340109
made me kek, have a (You).
>Buzzfeed
>>138333333
>>138333333
What have you done, the pandorabox should be closed. Praise KEK.
>>138340109
Fucking kek.
>>138324600
I bought the brain force +
i must say it has made me feel more clear in the ol noggin and im less prone to headaches, used to get them quite frequently like atleast once a day now i almost never get them
i also bought nascent iodine cause that shit is fucking important (not from jones tho because it cost 20$ more and its literally from the same fucking manufacture just with another lable)
i also pack it in my camping kit to clean wounds, already used it a few times on some nasty cuts
altho i would consider to only take 1/3 of the what it says on any bottle you buy no matter what the supplement is
fucking hell do i really need 333% of the RDI on vitamin b12 and b6?
i think not
also if you want to buy a supplment dont take it for face valvue read the ingredients list and research them all individually
>>138324600
retarded ineffetive """scientisits"""
>>138342223
Are you saying that Alex Jones' supplements work as advertised?
>>138342779
I'm on my second day of brain force. Took two this morning. They definitely do something, but, coming from a guy who used to have an ephedrine addiction, I can tell you that the advertisement hypes it up too much.
Seems legit to have in your bag of pills when you could use a boost tho, at least if you get it on sale.
>>138326637
GOBLIN BEGONE!
>>138341569
>illusory
is a bad choice of wording, but i get your point
>>138325577
>"All he does is give us a bad name"
>posts with literal nazi flag
>>138326637
Goblin begone!
>>138324600
Well at least they're not TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY!!!
>>138333333
praise be upon him
>>138340888
Checked, the numbers are popping. We have unleashed the Kraken.
>>138324600
Jones said they would criticize a product for having this 1 ingredient that was marked up by Jones, but failed to mention the plethora of other ingredients in the product as well.
Jones says that basically admit it in their report if you read it all, but the cover page or first few pages are biased and set to bash him. I didn't care enough to read it, but I know I don't I trust BuzzFeed.
>>138338893
>dietary supplement
Wait, your supposed to drink that shit?
i thought it was wound cleaning and sterilizing and shit like that?
>>138324600
take some turmeric and 1 teaspoon of royal jelly thats all you need but that can't cure a bad diet or a sedentary lifestyle
>>138333333
your body can only absorb and metabolize so much in a given time.
so a daily multivitamin is fine. to make sure you don't miss out on something.
>>138333333
Congratulations on reaching the highest point in your life. It's all downhill from here.
>>138324600
You're an idiot if you buy his supplements and you deserve what you get.
Like Alex knows, the only true supplement is Testosterone Enanthate. People who'd rather blow money on legal 'performance enhancement' supplements rather than do the rational thing are just hypocritical bigots.
>>138324600
>Alex Jones
politics/paranormal money grabbing industry
>>138342779
So who makes AJs relabeled nascent iodine? Is it the "Lugols" brand? Thanks Anon
>>138334243
>TAKE THE FUCKING BONE BROTH
what about caveman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8
>>138333333
>>138343417
Colloidal silver is typically ingested in small amounts (like maybe a dropper full if it's made properly) when it's not being used topically.
>>138333333
333333333333
>>138343417
its an antibiotic, silver is an antibiotic
>>138343417
Well, you could drink it...
>>138343902
You can also drink a similar gold compound and it'll turn your skin IIRC orange or something if you're abusing a poorly made concoction of it. There's a reason why you always see that one guy posted when it comes to misusing colloidal silver.
>Everyone else shills for donations, has a pay wall, or sells books
>Jones sells snake oil
>Jones is the bad one
It's like you plebs don't even want to break the conditioning.
>>138343614
Global healing center
you actually only save 10$ but they hade better shipping prices to sweden so i ended up saving some 20-25 dollars
i just checked infowars is having a sale so its cheaper there ATM
the guy who made the shit is also the same guy who has been involved in alot of jones products, you have probably seen him in a few infowarmercials
its called detoxadine
>>138340109
and he was forever know as The Vitality Villain: scorge of virgins everywere and cucker of low t males. One knows of his destruction by following the trails of gapes
>>138324600
Suplements may be worthless, but petitions aren't.
Do you think we should get Antifa labeled as terrorists? There is a official white house petition here:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0
Given that what Antifa is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now) that is part of the alt-left and promotes killing cops, destruction of private property, anti-white racism, open borders, islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution, do you think it should be done?
I think this should be more discussed.
>>138333333
A get for the ages!
>>138344516
Thanks. I appreciate it
>>138324600
>muh science
more like jew science
>>138324600
They tried to discredit him.
They only proved he sells the real deal.
>All of the test results were largely the same: The products are — more or less — accurately advertised.
>They don't contain significantly more or less of a particular ingredient than listed on the bottles, and there are no surprise ingredients.
>They're also reasonably safe, meaning they passed heavy metal contaminant screenings and tested free of stimulants, depressants, and other prohibited drugs.
>>138324600
>>138324636
On the bright side they didn't have the sleep supplement on there, which might mean that was at least worth it.
It's the cheapest one if I remember right, but they also aren't too overloaded with melatonin and are actually supplemented by other herbs.
>>138344516
>>138343614
there is an hour long video on the benefits of nascent iodine on global healing centers webpage complete with sources
Fun fact did you know that up untill the sixties you could find iodine in almost everything including fucking bread!
then all of the sudden it stopped appearing in products (might be because of our farming practices managed to remove it all from the soil)
then people started getting Goitres and they came up with the RDI for iodine which just so happens to be the bare minimum to not get a Goitre
almost all table salt is iodinized salt otherwise everyone would be walking around with Goitres
the only products which have iodine in em naturally are seafood and eggs
>>138340109
>>138342966
>bag of pills
btfo
>>138333333
>>138345445
Ya Ive heard that about bread. They also supposedly used other forms of flour/grains that had anticancer properties
>>138333333
Don't include me in the screenshot