~~~21/8/17~~~ What to expect, and how to be ready for it?

>>138319370
I'll be at work as usual. I suppose when I leave my desk to take a leak or drop a shit I'll notice the sky is unusual.

Perhaps the women will huddle and gossip in loud whispers about it if it's near lunch time.

>>138319370
>that date format
Nothing for you, this eclipse is for Americans

The rapture. Finally. Hallelujah!

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pic related im gonna do that, get the world high, eat the world, kill myself and birth the new reality, dummy

MAJOR
GLOBAL
EARTHQUAKE
LOCUST FROM THE BOTTOMLESS PIT

>>138319370

I'm hoping to get back in contact with old Draco friends.

>>138322165
NO!

STAY IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!

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demons pour from the black hole and we are given the brand

>>138319370
Gonna smoke a fat blunt and prolly burn my eyeballs out.

>>138319370
wait wasn't that 21.09 ?

>>138322664

No, it's in like 36 hours.

You're thinking of the 9/23 badselfeater 8.0 LARP

yfw everyone is buying glasses just to watch it, but it's just another day as usual

drumpf is going to tweet some bullshit

pol is going act like god talked to them

the whole world laughs

just another monday in this hellhole

>>138319370
Nothing will happen.

>>138324064
Spoopy

Be safe everyone

>>138319370
>What to expect, and how to be ready for it?

The moon is going to pass in front of the sun causing a solar eclipse. To prepare get those sunglasses that let you see it.

>>138319370
After it Antifa in US would advance:
- better weapons
- better slashing damage
- resistance from fear
- berserker mode
- not caring about police
- unhuman strength
- not caring about possibility of killing an opponent
- resistance from pepper spray

some lunatic will probably start icing people during totality thinking he is starting the fire because the retarded /x/ tier bullshit he read on /pol/.

>>138324469
>lunatic
It'll be a heliophile. Lunatics know what's up.

>>138324182
you mean the chinese ones that blind you?

>>138319370
>what to expect
giant screaming nothingburgers falling down in flames
>how to be ready for it
your body must be ready for penetration by flaming nothingburger benis

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>>138319370

This
>>138324638

>>138324767
what is the dragon what is it going to spit out

>>138324767
Is Trump taking down the FED?

>>138324638
ominous aussie comes into these threads all spoopy like every night. MUH BREADCRUMBS.

>>138319370
Is this the Dark Soul?

>>138325234
.
>>138325332

>>138324321
That reads like some kind of Baldur's Gate II class mod made by an autist.

>>138319370
Sigh

>>138319370
>What to expect
Nothing

>>138323765
ikr my local 7-11 i live next to is selling those glasses AND IM IN TEXAS LOL

>>138324931
havent you been keeping up with GOT?

>>138326089
yeah

>>138319370
>What to expect, and how to be ready for it?
Expect many unkindled ones and buy all the estus you can find.

>>138324572

No, those cardboard boxes that don't do anything.

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>>138325760

You're totally right

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I've never prayed before, but I plan to sincerely pray for a Daemon incursion. I don't believe in Yahweh, or any higher power in specificity, but I will call on any higher power willing to listen.

>>138327331
KEK
omfg noooooooooo plz

>>138322367
nice pic