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>Wake up today around 0900 and read (((Economist)))
>Wife wakes up and I tell her to make us something filling for breakfast
>20 min. later still not a smell from the kitchen so I ask if something is wrong
>"Honey, we only have eggs, bread, tomatoes, ham and cheese, idk what to make"
>Realize just how many things I could make in 15 min with all of that, but I bite my tongue and tell her to get me a coffee with amareto and I will help her
>Goes on a rant instantly because I can not make up my mind about breakfast.

You know the worst part is that even after telling her what to use and what to make, she will need instructions as well. Its not that she is dumb, but women can not think by them selves.

Feel free to share some insights, more stories

>Birb died on the balcony
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>>138318777
Before I was married my wife was an intelligent independent person. Now I have to give her simple instructions about how to turn the TV on. Women's brains melt when they get married.
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>>138318777

Good for the vagina and some laughs. Can't ask for much more or you'll be disappointed.
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pin a to-do list on the wall or set phone notifications or get her a recipe book
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There was a thread yesterday about alarm bells and dead birds.
Yes you need to man up and make decisions with and for your wife, it isn't that she is stupid, more of she doesn't want to pick wrong and upset you.
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>>138318777
not all women cannot cook, but western women are not traditional so much.
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>>138319184
I like the part of her not wanting to upset me, this makes sense as after all woman is good at loving what would be worse for her than to upset the man she loves.
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>>138318777
waited through your entire post thinking that your wife would cook the bird. Or use the bird in some revenge. Nope. Read through your blog bullshit about having a shitty wife cry more.
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>>138319389
Post wife pic, we'll let you know if she's worth putting up with.
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>>138318777
No your wife is dumb. My woman could make unreal amounts of meals with that food but she's a bitch that I need to divorce asap.
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>>138319389
She told you the ingredients and hoped you would pick something. Women are terrible at deciding. "I don't know, where do you want to go?" you will hear 9,001 times a year.
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>>138318777
Dude.... My wife is exactly the same. Like a dog. Needs constant instructions and walkthroughs for everything!
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Listen, I'm pretty much an alpha male, that chad guy? Yeah, that's me. When I speak to woman I speak to them from a level that is not equal and would never aim to be equal with them; they like this. You need to mush the tomatoes yourself if you want to make bread, if you get my metaphor, the tomato is your woman and the bread is your relationship to make it easier.

I'm trained in mma and lift, I take everything very seriously, because, as I said before, I am the Chad you guys try to be and joke about because you can't reach it. You know why you joke about it? You think you're equal to women, you talk to them as if they are the same. You'll always be the stereotypical virgin guy if you do this. Crack some eggs if you wish to make an omelette.
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>>138318777
What a fucking misogynist. Women are not for making you food.
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>>138318777

Yall mus got shitty bitches.
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>>138318777
Wife does shit. We moved to a new country doesn't wants to learn the lenguaje....want's to stay at home, nagging all the time. Before we got married had own business able to do everything by herself...worst mistake ever
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>>138319610
What else are they good at?
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>>138319431
Gee wizz Tyrese, we're wall REAL sorry you had to read a whole PARAGRAPH on your own.
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>>138319574
I wish I were a chad. How many girls have you fucked? Have you ever had 2 girls at the same time?
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>>138318777
tell her to cook the pigeon
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>>138318777
>wife
nice larping, dumbass
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>>138319610
you are right anon,
they can also be used to produce little humans, and occasionally for good fucking.
cleaning up is also what they are used for.

But note that in all of the above mentioned, they are not good at. they will need careful guidance
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>gets married to someone
>complains about the same person
Your fault OP. Why is /pol/ so against women? There are plenty of them ok, just pick the right one. Oh, I forgot that 98% of you are neckbeard losers, my bad.
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>get a stupid bitch for wife
>complain and generalize
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>>138319574
>Belgium
>Chad
https://youtu.be/aTZzk-_Qh4o
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>>138319866
shut up imbred
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> trusting a modern woman with your nutrition
She did you a favour. You can now make something nice.
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>>138319902
Did I touch a nerve?
Why don't you go Belgian Congo on the people destroying your country?
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>>138318777
The real issue is why your fridge is so empty.

Also, just cook the eggs and toast and the rest can be used cold.
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>>138318777
Send her my way den nigga, not her fault you indecisive
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>>138319954
I'm not originally from belgium, you hick. Ever heard of traveling for business? Probably not, unemployed shitstain
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>>138318777
F for the birb
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>>138318903
Why is this?

T. Virgin
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>>138320044
Neat.
>>138320169
I don't know, I really don't. It's like they figure out that you can do stuff for them and they play dumb so they don't have any responsibility?
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>>138319574
Yep. Tomatoes. Bread. I'm with you completely.
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washing dishes afterwards.

>>138318777
Next time, grab the bird and storm in the kitchen screaming you killed the bird, now cook it. 'Get your shit together or I'll kill you next!'
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>>138319184
This.
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>>138318903
>intelligent
>women

Nice meme anon
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>>138318903
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>>138318777
>starts drinking at 9:30 in the morning
You might be free of the arabic menace, but it's only because you're already more miserable than any other european country no matter how poor or rich.
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>>138320429
They can be, but as soon as they find a man who can tell them
>press input
>select HDMI 1
>that's where all of your stupid reality shows are
They become mongoloids.
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>>138319610
>misogynist
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>>138319211
Most western women grew up with working mothers that didnt have the time/energy to teach their daughters how to cook,sew ect. Now it is something they have to learn later in life without the years of practice and family recipes taught to them.
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>>138318777
>I tell her to get me a coffee with amareto
so you're saying you're a closeted fag with a wife, Andrzej?
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>>138320585
They sure do manage to figure out candy crush, though, don't they?
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>>138318777
>>138318903
could your women be giving you the test to see if you are fit for them?
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>>138319551
All Romanian women are dogs.
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>tfw no helpless qt who just want to be traditional and cook something nice for me while being loved by me gf
fuck you Poland for giving me these feels
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>>138318777
>eggs, bread, tomatoes, ham and cheese

Best breakfast with that lot:

Grill tomatoes
Hot buttered toast
Ham on the toast
Layer with cheese
Add Tomatoes
Poached egg on top
Pierce egg so yolk runs down through the rest
Season
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>>138318777
do you let her fuck bbc? if not then dont expect her to be sexualy satisfied
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>>138320235
>I don't know, I really don't. It's like they figure out that you can do stuff for them and they play dumb so they don't have any responsibility?
It's bonding dynamics. Women want to be submissive, hence you have to constantly have decisions for her.
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>>138320811
Where's the meat???? Sounds empty
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>>138320800
There are plenty of young men becoming women in Sweden so your feel shouldn't last too much longer.
Chin up.
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>>138318903
Same here. Married her because she was down to earth and hard working. She worked two jubs - full time and part time - to earn enough to have a nice place, etc. After we got married she became completely dependent, is down to one low paying job at about 35 hours a week and home chores down to about vacuuming four rugs once or twice a week. I do everything else. I did everything I could to get her to be an actual partner, but she won't hear it.

18 years later divorce papers are now filed and our kid wants to live with me because I do "both mom and dad." Now she's totally fucked in how to live because she won't be getting any child support.
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>>138318777

story of my childhood best friend and his mom, the most terrible woman I've ever met

> she gets pregnant at 16
> the dad is 14, they stay together
> dad drops out of hs and works 55-65h a week landscaping for rest of life
> wife stays at home and takes care of kid and little brother
> when friend is 8 he gets raped by his cousin. The cousin rapes both brothers and like 5-6 other guys in the neighborhood
> his mom doesn't want to press charges because "he's family, he made a mistake"
> friend grows up extremely shy, zero confidence
> gets a "funny feeling his parents are watching" every time I suggest we go somewhere outside of neighborhood
> high school, he drops out after grade 9
> smokes weed, plays guitar, vidya all day
> always says no when I ask him to do stuff
> college time, I move for school he stays home
> don't see him for 2 years or so, eventually meet up
> he tells me his dad isn't his actual dad, his mom lied his whole life
> his mom never cooked, cleaned, prepared the home or venerated husband at all, literally just played stupid facebook-style games all day every day
> friend's (step) dad divorces his mom for lying about his kid
> she takes him to court, gets $1800/mo alimony plus his boat, car AND HOUSE
> she never worked a day in her life
> friend's (step) dad only makes $3000 a month (definition of cuck)
> meanwhile my friend meets his real dad after 22 years.
> real dad is a great guy, business owner, rich, has a small family of his own
> had no idea he had a son
> offers my friend a room in his house, a car, some money to get his shit together
> friend accepts, gets his HS diploma, finally gets laid, starts lifting, doing good
> decides to move back home to go to school for music production (he is a godly guitar player)
> his mom refuses to let him move in with her because "she doesnt want change"
> has a meltdown, blames her problems on her son for "breaking up her marriage"
deserves death desu
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>>138318777
I never have to tell my wife to do anything, she just does it and she is creative when she makes food.

But then again, I am muslim... Our women are raised better.
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>>138320884
Good explanation, that's probably it. On the flip side, we have a few things around that need to be dealt with and I told my wife to deal with them about a month ago. She still hasn't done shit to make that happen.
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>>138320650
Fucking this. Missus got into fucking pokemon, then ingres, now some other shite on her phone. But she can't work the timer on the cooker...
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>>138320811
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>>138319743
I was kinda hoping that he will just throw the bird on the table and tell her to make him gołąbki
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>>138319610
You're right, I can do it better.

What purpose do they serve than to be cock-sleeves and bearing my children? I can even raise them better than a woman.
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>>138320946
I just bought one of those robot vacuums, much cheaper than divorce. She's mad about something right now, don't know what, don't care.
>>138320983
>Makes it to level 2000 in candy crush
>Doesn't know how to clean a toilet
Amazing, eh?
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>>138320811
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>>138320464
>not having amareto in your coffee before church

This is why your wifus are raped by jamal
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>>138321006
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>>138318777
did you beat the stupid bitch?
she sounds insufferable.
give her a nice set of black eyes.
that'll learn the stupid bitch.
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It should be against the law to have men and women work together, the difference is too great.
Really though you should just fuck her while she tries to make the food
Then her dumb dumb brain will relate sex with making breakfast and that means breakfast good
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>>138318777
I thought women were supposed to be good at cooking. Make up your minds. Just cause your wife can't think for herself doesn't mean all women are the same. My wife is an excellent cook and does all the meal planning on her own.
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>>138321196
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>Women
>3D
You fucked up, anon.
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>>138320979
You have to give her specific instructions. When you say "figure it out" her brain reads it as "???".
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>>138321238
Hello red neck voted Trump?
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>>138320898

the ham?
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>>138318903

MEN TAKE NOTE

THE DUMBEST THING A MAN CAN EVER THINK

"BUT MY GIRL IS DIFFERENT"

SHE ISN'T
YOU'RE NOT LUCKY
YOU'RE BEING FOOLED

THIS MAY BE YOUR ONLY WARNING

CONSIDER HOW MANY MEN HAVE FALLEN WITHOUT ONE
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>>138318777

> puts dead bird in trashcan, inside the kitchen

Lol what the fuck? Bury it you moron.
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EVERY WHITE GIRL NEEDS BBC TO BE OBEDIENT AND HAPPY. SHE WOULD NOT SAY THIS TO BROTHA.
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>>138319574
Manlet detected
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>>138321444
Why would I do that? I just take the trash out a bit later.
>Burying every poor animal that died
damn you are out of touch with reality
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>>138319574
I've never been so happy to be a lesbian.
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>>138321384
>subhuman pole attempts bantz
kek
get your whore wife in order before talking shit cuckold
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>>138318777
Are you sure this is a female problem or is it just a polak problem? Because my ma can still cook and do shit herself and she's almost 60.
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>>138321327
Pretty much
>>138321409
If there's one thing you take away from this retarded 'think-tank' this should be it.
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>>138321634
I know some lesbians and they make me laugh every time they go crazy, you know why? The only thing that fixes their craziness is a good dicking. Cant escape biology lesbo
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>>138320502
>Honey the tv doesn't work
>Did you put the source on hdmi
>The what?!

Everytime
As long as they have a man for the "technical" stuff, their brain stop working.
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>>138321634
If you're the butch, then you have to deal with the same thing the rest of us do. If you're the bitch, how did you figure out how to make a post here?
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>>138318777
If you don't scold her shit IMMEDIATELY for being this retarded, you have no-one to blame for her behavior but yourself.
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>traditional polish family
>grandmother living with us, cooks most of the time, amazing food
>mother cooks as well, decent skill
>learn from both of them, enjoy cooking my whole life
>my younger sister is a complete fucking slob
>doens't cook, doesn't clean, leaves a mess wherever in the house she goes
>tell her she needs to step her game up and start being more homely
>leave for work abroad
>come ack after two years
>sister still a total fucking slob

I really woneder what she's going to do in life. She's essentially completely useless.
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>>138321709
Different generations I think. My mum complains about my wife being a lazy fucking bitch.
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>>138321801
>How do I turn the computer on?
>The fucking power button
It's amazing that they managed to function before marriage
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>>138321859

she'll marry a chump and glide through life without effort. One day when she's 48 her husband will leave her and she will become an utter mess of an old woman, confused, agitated and broken at all times.

i blame your dad
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>>138321859
I'll have sex with her!!
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>>138321634
Yeah, cos carpet munchers never have to deal with women, amirite?
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>>138321709
Most polish women ~10-20 years ago were very traditional and homely. Great cooks and kind, the whole package.

The most recent generations are useless wastes of space. Just a series of holes to fuck essentially. Like my sister in >>138321859 . I hope she finds a man that will straighten her up, because I clearly failed.

>>138321989
You might be right, but she's also pretty shy and abrasive when attempting human social interaction. I'm worried.

>>138322013
Yearly income above 100k or fuck off Bob.
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>>138321819
>>138322030
>what is context?
Read the post I replied to.
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>>138322121
Yeah yeah, how much to mail her over? Does she speak English? I don't want her leaving the house
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>>138322161
Sorry I misinterpreted the direction your larp was going.
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>>138322121

My little sister, blonde blue-eyed beauty, is a stripper. Be worried and do something if you can. it's heartbreaking
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>>138322161

They did, and they questioned your premise.

Shocking, I know.
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>>138318777
was talking to some polish girl for a grand total of 3 days before she complained about her period to me to which I promptly stopped talking to her. is that normal of women these days to bring that up so quickly?

t. no experience socializing with people
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>>138321926
>roger roger we have Stars and Stripes, isle 2
>anon did a gian turd and lost his shoe
>send backup, he's brrrt and braaarps are inoculating my senses

HELP
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>>138318777
what the fuck is this thread even? why don't you just leave her, if you hate her so much? stop being such a massive faggot and stop whining for fucks sake
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>>138322225
all's well that ends well
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>>138322370
>poop
funny
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>>138321859
Give her the dick.
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>>138322428
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>>138322216
She does speak english, but I don't know if she even likes dick, I've never seen her with a man or even heard her talk about any man. Maybe she's a dyke?

>>138322317
I'm sorry for your loss leaf, I really am. But I think my sister is far too sheltered to do something like that. She'll just sleep till 1pm, browse on her phone for few hours and go early to sleep on some days. It's some form of hikikomori I guess. Although not full force, she does go out with her female friends.
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>>138318777
She's pregnant
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>>138322121
>>138322559
I can give you both, you and your sister, good bbc. you will never go back
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>>138321634
yes im sure you are and not just a guy with a penis
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>>138321401
He means ground beef I was kinda at a loss with the ham part as well.
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>>138322531
>Good post
What's Harmony Day?
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>>138322559
Lol.
It doesn't matter if she's into men or not, like you said she's just a fuckhole...but her speaking English is a bit against my policy...really want to shout at her and scare her and then leave her alone all day so she gets worried but then happy when I get back like a dog. Plus then she relies on me entirely. I'm willing to lowball this one, how does $700 sound?
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>>138322628
>bbc
Keep dreaming negro, keep dreaming.
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>>138321859
does she work?
maybe she can get knocked up a few times and get dat sweet welfare
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>>138321989
>One day when she's 48 her husband will leave her and she will become an utter mess of an old woman, confused, agitated and broken at all times.
You mean she'll divorce her husband to claim her cash and prizes. The rest is correct though.
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>>138322825
>how does $700 sound?
Per hour? I think we can make it work.
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>>138322317
fucking whore.
is she fucking somali niggers for her coke fix as well?
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>>138322900
Some of us have a retirement plan.
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>>138322904
No, my final offer is a one time payment of $7000, which will cover legal fees, and travel costs as well.
Maybe I'll send you a few shekels if you're a good goy
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>>138322893
I really don't think her having children is a good idea. She's 23 or something but she's so fucking immature. I really shope she doesn't. That child would be in for a bad ride.
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>>138322832
bitch i will fck you like whitey cant with his small white pecker. you all of my 9 inches of black mamba and you will love it
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>>138320044
>I'm not originally from belgium

shitskin.
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>>138320946
Women are made to be dependent faggot, she shouldn't even be in the work force at all. How much of a fag do you have to be to divorce a women for being a women?
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>>138322317
>Benoist

Benoist is a MASSIVE cuckold, preaching european pan nationalism but going against NF and anti-immigration parties like them, thinking his retarded school of thought can work without racism, which he's written multiple books on why it is wrong.
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>>138323091
Why do black women love white men so much?
Because women of all races can't resist the BWC
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>>138318777
You're an Economist reader. Stop being sexist, get off your ass, and cook it yourself. When an Economist reader wants something, they do it themselves, not expect someone to support them. I know, I'm a subscriber.
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>>138323032
I'm 22. Gibs me that big sis gf
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>>138323032
Most of the bitches now are too dumb to have a kid and they still pop out a few, living off alimoney and welfare. Being a single mother is not a bad business at all.
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>>138323155
Can you honestly blame him when everyone's indoctrinated with the STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMYN meme?
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>>138321006
Uma delicia!
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>>138318777

I have a friend who is with a girl and has a small baby

She struggles with making milk-formula bottles..

> Is it too hot?
> Is this enough?
> How many should I prepare for the night?

And I am just thinking that he chose to procreate with such a brainfogged moron instead of finding someone who can read and write like an adult
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>>138318777
You just need to bully her for being retarded and remind her that you would rather have a good meal waiting for you than have to wait for the perfect meal.

>>138319431
>>138319665
>>138319828
>>138319843
>nawalt
kek, everytime

>>138321409
Right?
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>>138318777
You made the mistake of treating your wife like a man and she freaked out. I still slip up and do it to mine every now and again. As a man, you have to be 100% in control at all times, the correct response here would be to say "make me 2 fried eggs with ham and toast, with tomato slices on the side", with no margin for guessing. Women don't really like thinking for themselves and aren't very good at it in general.
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REEEEEEE
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>>138319782
ironically /pol/ probably has the highest percentages of married and family men on 4chan, with the possible exception of /diy/ or /out/.
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>>138323228
lmao there is rumour about bbc for a reason, because its all truth. it was made by white women this romour becuase of their experiences. black dicks are much bigger on average and you know it thats why you are racist because many women chase blacks for the dick
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>>138319902
the burger is right tho. Belgium is only populated by fucked up beta losers.
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>>138318777
Sounds like she needs a deep dickin'... When in doubt, whip your dick out.
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>>138323647
Rumor? No it's just a Hollywood trope ((((they)))) made up to market nigs to everyone. The real truth is that all women want to be with white men and that we can only fuck so many of them so we're going to build an ethnostate to give our balls a rest, then continue impregnating black qts when we're ready
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>>138323435
Is there any reason she won't breastfeed her child?
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>>138320274
> storm in the kitchen screaming you killed the bird, now cook it. 'Get your shit together or I'll kill you next!'

Jesus Christ my fucking sides!
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So many tomatoes in this thread. You guys know what's up.
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>>138323801
statistics says otherwise. 7 inches for black average, 5 icnhes for white average, do your research, its science.
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>>138318777
>coffee with amareto
>drinking in the morning

fucking Pollackenschwein
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>>138323647
>>138323801
Someone post the OKcupid infograph showing that white men and asian women are the most popular of their respective genders with people of all races.
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>>138323435
Get used to it. It is not that they are not able to figure it out on themselves. It is that they need the reassurance from a male.
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>>138323712

in brussels and wallonia maybe, but in flanders you can still find some normal people.
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>>138323844

Infected tits
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>>138318777
>Eggs
>Bread
>Tomatoes

You could make
>Toast, Fried Ham & Eggs
>Ham & Cheese sandwhich, w/ tomatoes
>Ham & Swiss Omelette
>Boiled Eggs & Ham & Swiss Sandwhich
>Fried Egg/Ham/Swiss/Tomatoe sandwhich
>Raw Egg gurgled down like cum from many anonymous BBCs
>Rolled-up ham filled with scrambled eggs w/ cheese
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>>138323949
Self reported statistics(no doctors measure boners for science retard) while thousands of pictures show naked african tribes with their little dongs hanging outt
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>>138323990
or the kid bites.
>>138323987
Vlaams Belang
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>>138323118
dumb fuck, learn to read
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>>138324158
So where are you originally from?
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>>138324224
UK
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>>138324106
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/333932
bitch
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>>138324260
Smelly dumb Anglo scum
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>>138324337
atleast i'm not a mexican
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>>138324309
If the only redeeming quality of your race is having somewhat larger than average genitals, you know you have one shitty race.
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>>138320965
> she takes him to court, gets $1800/mo alimony plus his boat, car AND HOUSE
This is the real problem. All the rest can be attributed to just life being life. But when the "enlightened" government allows for such discriminatory injustice, there's a very deep fault in the entire system itself.
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>>138318777

I'm glad I've always been single, the cooking skills I've developed over the years mean I can make delicious meals every night for myself and not rely on food from a can or takeaway meals.
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>>138318777
Sucks to be you why did you marry her? My wife is woke and cooks great.

P.s. you picked up a dead pigeon with a bag? How gay are you
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>>138322370
All you new cunts need to go back to wherever site you came from
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>>138318777
Okay...your wife is either stupid or she wants attention. We tend to play dumb when we don't want to do something. Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe she either wants you to cook with her or that she wants you to cook for her?
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>>138324517
Many pigeons carry diseases, at least in the cities. No problem picking up a dead wild bird, but city birds can have really messed up bacteria.
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>>138323647
True, on average their dick is bigger, but not 2 inches, more 0.3 inches. (Compare that to IQ differences between white and black).
Most race mixing happens in lower classes, where the more aggressive attitude of black males is an advantage.
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>>138324309
It's self reported, negros tend to exaggerate. Send me a link where it specifically says that scientists took a ruler to Congolese dongs because I'd eat my hat, it's impossible a man smart enough to be a scientist wouldnt be murdered by savage nigs
>>138324385
It'd be a step up if you'd actually brush once in a while
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>>138323647
lol
>jews own the pornographic industry
>perpetuate bbc as a way to demoralize white man
>even in sex, black man still only wins with affirmative action
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>>138324106


"The ethnographic record {e.g., A French Army Surgeon (1898/1972), a
30-year specialist in genitourinary diseases} makes reference to
numerous anatomical distinctions which show a similar pattern of
whites being between blacks and Orientals."

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=366192

lmao rekt kid.
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>>138324645
ofcourse le 56% man thinks mexicans are superior over whites
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>>138324309
You're really gonna "muh dick" all over this thread aren't you? It's nice to see you fit the stereotype nigger poster.

1/10 effort made me reply
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>>138320457
Saved
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>>138324723
Who cares? If that is the only redeeming quality of the nigger, then the nigger is clearly subuhman. Horses have bigger cocks than niggers, so I guess by your logic horses are the master race? No, because the white man still domesticated the horse, just like he domesticated the nigger.
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>>138324738
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>>138323949
Literally
>muh dik
the post
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>>138324645
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=366192

here is the link, its historical study when whitey didnt think blacks gonna slay that white pussy. look for word. MUCH LARGER. LOL white boi
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>>138318777
>guaranteed responses
come on guys lets get out of this slide troll thread

also it's not hard to make a stupid sandwhich yourself i dunno. maybe you can just eat what you want when you want to eat it on your own and she can just cook some meals whenever.

couples argue about the dumbest shit constantly.
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>>138323929
Are Tomatoes redpilled?
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>>138324893
really doing this after the absolute state of your "country"
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>>138324723
You just got btfo by your own link
>whites 6.2 by 3.7
>blacks 6.3 by 3.8
So now you know why your "sistas" are fucking neo Nazis in jail.
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>>138323091
i once got chased by a black mamba. and i was in a fucking car! the thing just kept coming. scariest snake ever
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>>138324946
Try actually reading it dumb nigger
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>>138324986

"It is generally said that the penis of the Negro is very large," so
wrote German anthropologist Johann Friedrich Blumenbach in 1795. "And
this assertion is so far borne out by the remarkable genitory
apparatus of an Ethiopian which I have in my anatomical collection."
Louis Jacolliet, a 19th century French writer who spent three decades
investigating penis size, had this to say: "In no branch of the human
race are the male organs more developed than in the African Negro."
Certainly, the belief in the well-endowment of the African race has an
extensive history.
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>>138325051
"Thus, the human penis shows high species-specificity as an elaborated
genital structure. Penis size also varies moderately across
populations, being largest among African populations, smaller among
European populations, and smallest among East Asian populations, but
with substantial overlap (Rushton, 1987, 1988b, 1989b).
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>>138325096
"Arab men, who were often mixed with black, had larger penises than
Europeans. Recent data show similar patterns. Measurements taken from
living subjects as well as those at autopsy, show the size of testes
is twofold lower in Asian men than Europeans (9 g vs 21 g), a
difference too large to be accounted for entirely in terms of body
size (Diamond, 1986; Short, 1984)."
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>>138324975
>Allow Blair to repopulate your nation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3466485/How-Blair-cynically-let-two-million-migrants-Explosive-biography-reveals-PM-s-conspiracy-silence-immigration-debate.html
>They rape your kids
>We don't like immigration
>Elect Trump
Good point.
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>>138325116
{e.g., A French Army Surgeon (1898/1972), a 30-year specialist in
genitourinary diseases} makes reference to numerous anatomical
distinctions which show a similar pattern of whites being between
blacks and Orientals. ... size of genitalia (Orientals smallest,
blacks largest).
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>>138318777
>Birb died on the balcony

Don't throw it away. Give it to a Latvian. They could feed their family for a month.
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>>138324723
its also a fact that nigers are noterious lazy lovers.
all those girls who went black only to go back to white because it turns out niggers are delusional premature jizzers who cant make a girl cum.
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>>138325140
Dude, make your own thread if you want to talk about dicks.
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>>138320429
At least feminist women don't exisit in your country Hanzo.
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>>138324723
>trictly by the Kinsey data, which still remains one of the most
exhaustive studies on penis size to date, the average white male has a
penis measuring 6.2 inches long and 3.7 inches around, whereas the
average black male has a penis 6.3 by 3.8 inches, for a difference of
0.1 inches--not what you'd call statistically significant.
Keep drooling over white girls while white guys enjoy fucking every race
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>>138323949
Doesn't matter black guys won't be fathers to their children so who cares about their dicks.
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>>138325128
>elect a jewish puppet who does nothing but talk about his campaign promises
>constantly reliving his campaign, less then a year in

yeah, you really did good!
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>thread derailed by insecure faggots replying to BBC spammer
Good job, real high white IQ there guys.
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>>138324893
Total Paki-on-white rapes in the UK 1996-2015:
>1,400

Total Black-on-white rapes in the USA 2015:
>32,000
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>>138324309
Lol, just like how average IQ confirms stereotypes.
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>>138325278
We didn't elect Theresa May, Nigel. BTW - it's 1 in the afternoon. Shouldn't you be doing business stuff right now on your business trip?
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>>138320965
That's why you incorporate in safe-haven jurisdictions and transfer ownership of all assets to the corporations and have a good lawyer.

Canadian SJW judges can't do shit in such cases. They will absolutely rage out in court like SJWs, trust me on that, literally like wild chimps, but their court has no jurisdiction in foreign jurisdictions, especially if the corporations ownership structures are shared or in another's name.

Never, EVER keep any asset above $10K in Canada unless you want to lose it to some parasite.

>pic related
SJW 40-year old blonde SJW judge OVERRIDES doctor's will for a scholarship to religious whites because he's a "bigot, xenophobe, racist" using an antique 80-year old court ruling

>Her decision invoked a little-known legal principle — stemming from an 80-year-old Supreme Court of Canada judgment — that allows courts to quash people’s final wishes if they clearly offend the interests of the state.
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>>138325366
I know americans have trouble counting to 7 but it's still the 7th day of the week, it's sunday if you don't get that.
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>>138325312
>reported
https://twitter.com/sussex_police
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>>138321196
>bacon
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>>138318777
pretty sure your wife is just retarded bro
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>>138325422
So why are you there on a weekend if it's only a 4 hour drive home? Sorry, I fucked up my days and thought it was Monday.
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>>138318777
Why didn't she cook the bird?
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>>138319184
>tfw after reading that thread yesterday I kept hearing alarms all day
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>>138325481
Because I have business on monday?
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>>138323032
Post her contact info so I can impregnate her already
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>>138323032
That's really fucking stupid. The more immature you are, the better it is for the children. That way you will not be overbearing parents stifling the child, and you will have energy to play with the child. You will be far happier with your children if you have them young. Mature people simply can't relate to childlren as well, and they exhaust themselves by watching the children 24/7 to make sure nothing bad at all happens to them. Just have the god damn children already.
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>>138319610
you're right. they're useless at it anyway
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>>138318777
>>138318777
Hmmm...i make my husband a hot breakfast every morning before he goes to work...then I always make sure the house is clean and straightened up before he comes home to jazz music playing and to smell of something baking, usually brownies, cookies, or banana bread. And i great him with a kiss, having brushed my teeth, straightened my hair, a spritz of perfume so I look nice when he comes home. I make sure to always have all the appropriate things ready for whatever he wants to drink after he's gone for his run, showered and unwound from the day...it could be A frozen pilsner and cold beer, several bottles of wine depending on what im making for dinner, ice globes for scotch. I make his drink and he sits at the counter talking with me about his day while I finish cooking dinner. We sit at a nicely decorated table with for dinner together with our children who've finished their homework and are cleaned up and dressed for dinner. We talk about the topic of the day, and then he plays with the kids outside or reads with them or plays board games if the weather is bad while i clean up the kitchen. After the nightly routine of picking up the house, starting laundry, making sure the kids lunches are prepared, their uniforms clean and pressed, my husbands clothes are set out for the next day; I do my nightly beauty routine and have sex at least 4 nights a week. If not we watch a movie or catch up on whatever show we are currently watching. During football season, I make special snacks on the weekend for my husband and son to enjoy while watching sports.
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>>138320677
>taking advice from plebbit
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>>138325545
Good stuff. Goodnight anon, nice chatting with you. Give them hell.
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>>138325140
great use your 2 inches larger dick to filter some clean water for 1.3 billion africans. maybe afterwards you can use it to till the ground and grow some basic crops for the people starving on your continent you stupid fucking nigger.
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>>138325901
thanks breh
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>>138320965
WOMEN
holy shit this makes me boil
yfw once you realise women are only a semen dump
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>>138325814
If you watch sports, cut to the chase, go on Craigslist, say you're a bottom, looking for a muscular top, and say you like sports, code word, "I like sports"
If you watch sports, cut to the chase and go get fucked in the ass, and get it out of my face
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>>138323155
This
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>>138318777
Women are indecisive. Why didn't you tell her what you want?
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>>138319574
>You need to mush the tomatoes yourself if you want to make bread
What did he mean by this
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>>138320946
Gayest fucking thing I've read on this website. Do you have a boyfriend now?
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>>138321103
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>>138318777
>>138314684
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>>138321759
>this
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>>138322121
>my sister is totally fucking worthless
>prospective husband must earn 100k minimum
No
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>>138325814
Are you one of those super advanced sex bots? I find it hard to believe there'd be a single woman on the whole world who would be like that. Also, what the fuck are you doing on /pol/? You should leave politics to your husband or you risk your brains overheating.
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>>138324807

Have another.
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>>138326067
that dosent apply to me, and sorry no tits or gtfo. Im sorry that treating my husband well angers you so much
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>>138326392
Sheit he ain't gone hook his nigga up anyhow
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>>138320965
Yeaaaa, I'm going to erase this from my mind, totally not good for sanity.
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>>138326392
Are you a sexpat?
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>>138324893

Wait, are you actually defending roasties?? On /pol/??

Fuck off, retard.
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>>138326266
source?
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>giving a shit about women being dumb

You guys are retarded, if she want to create family with you and she's not a cheating slut, then you should be glad to have female like this
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>>138326422
Tell your husband to watch this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9WIbwxGPA30
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>>138325814
If this is true, may God bless you and your family.
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>>138326543
They were raped you stupid fuck. A rape victim is not a roastie
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>>138318777
Muslim detected. Serves you right for marrying a child
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>>138318777
Why would you throw a bird away in your trash can? Birds are filthy and covered with bugs. Just throw it off the balcony. Some animal will eat it
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>>138326592
In the mind of an r9k perma virgin, all women that won't fuck them are raosties.
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>>138319013
Pin it in this stupid bitches forehead so or she'll forget again.
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>>138326592

Oh look, a femishit appears and whines about rape.
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>>138326818
>perma virgin

Now, come the "virgin" accusations. How predictable.
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>>138326572
>if she want to create family with you and she's not a cheating slut

She's probably worse.
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>>138326940
>accusations
We both know it's a factual statement.
No need to lie on a Korean noodle forum.
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>>138327018
>We both know it's a factual statement.
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>>138326393
No, not a robot and yes there are women who treat their husbands this way and are also not total degenerates. I've been lurking on /pol for several years and enjoy the different thought processes here as well freedom of thought and speech on this board, especially away from the liberal cancer everywhere else. I can handle politics just fine, I sold my business after my first child was born so I could stay home and raise our kids. When they are older I will most likely open a new business of some kind. Im well educated, but I believe women and men have different roles in society and in the home.
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a lot of this shit is just a misunderstanding due to the differences on how women and men communicate.
men are goal and systems orientated, so when they hear "babe idk what to make for breakky xDD", we hear a problem that needs to be fixed and we either get to the point on how to fix it in as few words as possible or we get annoyed because such an easy task shouldn't need explanation.
what she is actually saying is that she lacks self-confidence and by verbalizing her need for help she expects you to empathize and comfort her through words of a similar tone and rhythm but devoid of instruction or any actual useful input. anything other than reflecting her emotion will be seen as you not listening to her and exaserbate any relationship issues.
pic related should be mandatory reading desu
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>woman
>cooking
AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>138320946
>After we got married she became completely dependent
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>>138327058
Lad, you've got autistic infographics like that on your pc. No non-virgins would have that on their pc.
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>>138321409
Pretty much, women are master LARPERS, they just LARP hard enough to fool you while you are thinking with your dick but once your dick get used to them you realize they were just empty shells of a person that just relies on cheap tricks to get attention.

I have a theory that women are just thought constructs taken form, but that's for /x/
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>>138320946
>Now she's totally fucked in how to live because she won't be getting any child support.
Lmaooooo
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>>138318777
What happened to the bird
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>>138320946

What about alimony or similar?
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>>138320983
Every woman I have ever been with, including the current, plays dumb like this. I don't buy it. I have come to accept that they are like children and will lie to get away with whatever irresponsibilities and laziness that they can. You have to doublecheck their work like a teacher or parent because they can't seem to handle the most basic of tasks without fear of a repercussion.
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>>138327477
>I have come to accept that they are like children

Welcome to /pol/
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>>138326584
thank you, it is true 95% of the time. We all have bad days, and Im not perfect but i try for 100% of the time. This is also how I was raised, my parents expect me to be respectful and loving to my husband and expected that i would be a stay at home to raise my kids while they were young. I learned from my parents.
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>>138327098
Robot or woman, I hope you're real either way. You give me the motivation to go on.
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>>138318777
Why the fuck are you wasting your time living with a women? This is the bullshit you get from them all the time. Why would you want that in your life?
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>>138327116

I always loved the title of that book. It might as well be
>''women can't perform simple tasks and constantly demand your attention'
>>
Why do everytime I see divorcing in western countries, it's always bad in man side?
In my country, if you own your things before marriage and you do divorcing, you'll still have that shit. If you own your things after marriage, it'll divided into 2 if you do divorcing. Your inheritance still will be yours if even if you get that after marriage. You only need to give her child support if she gets to have the children.
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>>138327596
There is hope. I should be clear, i treat my husband this way, but in turn he treats me like a queen which makes me want to be the best wife and mom that I can.
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>>138327714

So your country is equally fucked up.

Child support (which can reach several millions per month) is a cancer that needs to be abolished.
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>>138327477
>Implying the man babies on here that fap to cartoons aren't worse
Come of it mate.
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>>138327874
>modern women can't even compete with 2D cartoons
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>>138327837
Divorce is what needs to be abolished. If people didn't have the option to divorce, maybe they'd try fixing their problems.
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>>138326573
This doesnt apply to my husband. He is a casual observer, not a fanatic and he doesnt gamble. He works too hard to be distracted by those things
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>>138327837
In here child support is something like "you give her money to buy food for children and I pay all their educations" without giving exact amount like in western countries.
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>>138318777
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend to take responsibility once in a while because that shit gets tiring as all fuck. She'll ask me about every fucking decision and it makes me insane.


So once in every few decisions I will tell her to make the decision and I will refuse to give way. So far it's baby steps but it's working.
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>>138328056
>you give her money to buy food for children

That, too, needs to be abolished. If you have children you are both equally responsible for food etc. Ergo nobody pays no one.
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>western women
HAHAHAHAHAHYAHAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>138328174
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>>138325814
>tfw my mom was the complete opposite of this
>didn't give shit about how clean the house was
>pulled the "I AM NOT YOUR MAID" shit all the time, even though she did 0 work around the house
>brought home McDonalds or some other garbage once a week, sometimes more
>from age 15 I did my own laundry, mowed the lawn, and made most of my own food from the shit she brought home
>my sister and I would do all the dishes and housework because mom was constantly """""tired""""" from working her easy 20-30 hour per week job
>despite living in an upper middle class area, our gardens were always in fucking disrepair because we never did yard work
>even though he was working long hours at a great job and posing as some kind of alpha, I see now that my dad was literally just a fucking beta whose main hobbies were watching TV and sleeping
>parents very often ate in front of the TV when I asked them if we could eat as a family
>dad used humor to deal with EVERYTHING, you could never have a serious conversation with him
>everything around the house was "oh well" and "it's fine the way it is" and "it's not that bad"
>we never went out and did anything, despite having more than adequate funds to do so

Having lazy parents is shit and I can tell you firsthand that it negatively affects your child's development. Outwardly my mother was very loving and told us constantly that she cared about us, but never, ever, showed it in any way. No help with homework, no motivation, no discipline, shit nutrition in our formative years, and discouragement when my sister or I talked about family improvement. This left me angry and confused all the way through my youth.

I wish I grew up with a mother like you.
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>>138327116
That's complete bullshit. Sure in some cases they need empathy and comfort instead of 'fixing', but for loads of things they just expect you to lead and make the decisions so they don't have to. It's laziness.


They'll ask what you want for dinner, that's not verbalising a need for empathy and comfort, she is literally asking you what you want for dinner.
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>>138328245
It's not laziness, it's the manifestation of tens of thousands of years of evolution.
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>>138327874
I think women subconsciously crave punishment for their original sin. The belt was the best thing to happen to our relationship.
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>>138318777
That's retarded, you're a cunt.
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>>138328063
It's probably not a great idea to try to change someone. If you must do it, you should use positive reinforcement, i.e., reward her whenever she does something right, not punish for doing something wrong. Also, why would you want her to take the lead? She probably feels far more protected if you take care of her and do the important decisions.
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>>138328327
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>>138328360
Never needed to use anything beyond my cock to punish. A good thorough dicking solves all problems.
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>>138319184
Tits?
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Faggot thread Sage
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>>138328239
I wish you could've too.
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>>138328484
>Saging at the bump limit

10/10 bait, have your (you)
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>>138320946
Inb4 alimony
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>>138328427
>It's probably not a great idea to try to change someone. If you must do it, you should use positive reinforcement, i.e., reward her whenever she does something right, not punish for doing something wrong.
That's bullcrap. This isn't about changing something, this is about her behavior whenever she is with me. Before she was with me she could make her own damn decisions, so why she needs me to make her decisions for me now? She needs to be less dependent on me and she needs to do it now. I do give her positive reinforcement, but I need to be really strict about now making every damn decision.

>Also, why would you want her to take the lead? She probably feels far more protected if you take care of her and do the important decisions.
Because it stresses me the fuck out? I don't think about whether we'll take the bus or if we walk to the supermarket, I don't think about what I'm going to eat, I don't think about when exactly I'm getting out of bed. I make a split decision about these things whenever they come up. Women think about every possible fucking roadblock in advance and when she needs me to make a decision about all of them I don't have room to think about the things that actually matter, like my studies and my work.
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>>138325814
You sound amazing, I'd like to marry a woman like you. 10/10 post good lady

>T. Dated a penthouse centrefold, lots of other model tier women

You are what every man realises he needs, good work! Keep doing that, so much better than the superficial shit I always over valued.
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>>138328245
>It's laziness.
no, it's literally their role. if they're the ones leading and making descision wtf are they with you for?
>she is literally asking you what you want for dinner
pic related. it's you
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Is this a "have a whinge about the wife" thread?
Cool, I'm game. Mine has her good points and her bad points. Good points include:
>loyal and faithful
>hard worker. Makes good cash in administrative care and let's me be a stay at home dad.
>has adopted my politics
>good mother
>kept her looks (even though she's early 30s she looks the same as she did when she was 25)
>thicc
>still bretty good in the sack
>Unafraid to voice her right leaning opinions in public
>has a grasp on the principles of the occult.
>hates Islam and third world trash immigration
>hates feminism and leftism in general.
>puts a lot of effort into her appearance.

Her bad points include
>mood swings
>watching stupid shit on TV like soaps
>put bit weight on after having the kids and never seems to be able to shift it.
>spends money like it's going out of fashion (she spent £100 yesterday just to go to the garlic festival. £700 three weeks ago on a 'glamour boudoir photoshoot')
>scared of insects and other silly shit
>becomes unreasonable and emotional for several days every month.
>can't cook for shit (I can though)
>won't play vidya with me

Iv been with her since she was in her late teens. 14years and two kids later. She winds me up sometimes but I don't know what I'd do without her.
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>>138318777
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strapatsada
make this its delicious
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>>138318777
>implying polacks earn enough to have eggs, bread, tomatoes, ham and cheese at the same time in their kitchen
kekkerino
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>>138325814
how much money does your husbando make?
or is it the person that you love?
props to you it that is real
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>>138319431
Every fucking time I see the BLM flag, their posts lack punctuation and use the wrong fucking homonyms. Fuck man, learn to use english. Either niggers can't into english, or white trolls are so low IQ they can't even use english at a 3rd grade level. Commas nigger, learn them.
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>>138328327
I get that, but I also manage to not go out and rape and spread my semen to as many women as possible so she should be possible to make a damn decision about whether or not she'll take her bike to the supermarket or that she'll walk.
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>>138328850
>>put bit weight on after having the kids and never seems to be able to shift it.

How long did she breastfeed?
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>>138328850
you know this woman is worth killig for, right?
i fucking hope so
she is 1 in 200
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>>138320974
Are you talking about the same women I used to fuck in the ass back in hs cause they wanted to still be "virgins"? Got news for you achmed...
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>>138328850

>vidya

maybe she wants you to stop being a slave of the eletronic jew
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>>138318777
Youre woman is dumb
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>>138328850
>mood swings
>put bit weight on after having the kids and never seems to be able to shift it
KETO
E
T
O
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>>138328239
>tfw my family was actually pretty great
>Mom cleaned the house constantly
>cooked every meal I ate till I graduated from high school
>Worked crazy hours as an hairdresser, often doing 12h workdays (especially on Saturday)
>I didn't lift a finger in the house till I went living alone
>We always ate together as a family
>Dad had a pretty good job and a pretty interesting life
>Took me hunting or fishing every Sunday
>had an evening every month with his friends where they would play cards and drink

Too bad it all went to shit when my father died of heart attack when I was just about to turn 18. I had to be a father for my 8yold sister, started working to support the family especially because mom injured her back shortly after so I had to do most of the work at home and work my job too.
Gladly after my sister got older and my mother retired I was able to get an apartment of my own and start a family, those 8 years I spent doing this were a nightmare.
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>>138320965
Wtf I love Islam now
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>>138318777
Proverbs 31New International Version (NIV)
1 The sayings of King Lemuel—an inspired utterance his mother taught him.
2 Listen, my son! Listen, son of my womb!
Listen, my son, the answer to my prayers!
3 Do not spend your strength[a] on women,
your vigor on those who ruin kings.
4 It is not for kings, Lemuel—
it is not for kings to drink wine,
not for rulers to crave beer,
5 lest they drink and forget what has been decreed,
and deprive all the oppressed of their rights.
6 Let beer be for those who are perishing,
wine for those who are in anguish!
7 Let them drink and forget their poverty
and remember their misery no more.
8 Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves,
for the rights of all who are destitute.
9 Speak up and judge fairly;
defend the rights of the poor and the needy.
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>>138325980
I kekd
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>>138329062
I only play jap games though.

>>138328954
She didnt, she had some medical issue with the ducts in her nips so we had to bottlefeed.

>>138329005
Thanks lad, shes ok in general. Spends too much money though and has an acid tongue if one gets on her bad side.
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>>138325814
No women are like thay today. I wish I was born in the 70s.
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>>138329357
>She didnt

That's why she's still fat.
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>>138328775
Women used to not sit around doing jack shit and waiting for the men to make all the decisions, lol. They had to gather food, gather supplies, take care of the children. Do you think they bothered the man with every decision about where to gather the food, what food they shoud gather, how their children should be taken care of?
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>>138329359
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>>138329341
Proverbs 31New International Version (NIV)
10 [b]A wife of noble character who can find?
She is worth far more than rubies.
11 Her husband has full confidence in her
and lacks nothing of value.
12 She brings him good, not harm,
all the days of her life.
13 She selects wool and flax
and works with eager hands.
14 She is like the merchant ships,
bringing her food from afar.
15 She gets up while it is still night;
she provides food for her family
and portions for her female servants.
16 She considers a field and buys it;
out of her earnings she plants a vineyard.
17 She sets about her work vigorously;
her arms are strong for her tasks.
18 She sees that her trading is profitable,
and her lamp does not go out at night.
19 In her hand she holds the distaff
and grasps the spindle with her fingers.
20 She opens her arms to the poor
and extends her hands to the needy.
21 When it snows, she has no fear for her household;
for all of them are clothed in scarlet.
22 She makes coverings for her bed;
she is clothed in fine linen and purple.
23 Her husband is respected at the city gate,
where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.
24 She makes linen garments and sells them,
and supplies the merchants with sashes.
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 “Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all.”
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Honor her for all that her hands have done,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
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>>138329414
I dont really mind that much desu. Shes not landwhale tier or anything. I like a woman with a bit of meat on her bones. Personal preference but id rather a chubby than a skinny. I wouldnt complain if she lost a stone though. She's always spending money on stupid fad diets like slimming world and weight watchers too.
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>>138323155
>divorce a women for being a women?
But she doesn't even take care of the household or parent her child you retarded neckbeard
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>>138320169
Women want you to be leader, be always decisive.
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>>138325140
>stupid nigger can't stop talking about dicks n sheit what else is new
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>>138318777
>finds dead bird on balcony

>decides to go on 4chan and make up story about being married.
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>>138318777
western women are useless.

This is what you get when men let women do whatever the fuck they want. they will become adult-sized children and never grow up or be usefull ever again.

just remember how hard your grandmother would work around the house and take care of everyone. that time is fucking over.
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>>138318777
>mfw it's easier living with a gay almost all of them cook very good
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>>138330865
kanker mof go find an excuse for your faggetry elsewhere
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>>138330607
Based grandma chased thieves with an AK back in the day. Truly women have become useless
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>>138319959

Because the cunt is to lazy to go to the market obviously
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