NZ Thread

>>138318433
eat a dik

>>138318433
You good gary.

hey what is popping my home slice

>>138318433
Are there any blogs or websites advocating for white kiwi interests or even any right leaning ones outside of whaleoil?

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>>138318433
THIS HAS BEEN NOW TURNED INTO A BRAAAP Thread...Take the BRAAP pill my kiwi friends.

>>138320176
I'm also interested in this.

>>138320674
Theres also kiwiblog which is run by commentator david farrar which i guess is centre right.
Nowhere near what im after but some of the comments are almost /pol/ level in a disguised way.

>>138321121
farrar is a neo lib to the max and is extremely pro social liberal

Anyone wanna guess on the election result?

I'm expecting Nats 42% Labour 36% NZFirst 11%, meme parties make up the rest.

I would love to see the final count showing greens sitting on 4.8%. So close but so far.

Doubt we will have a government formed until a week after the election. Winnie will be playing hardball.

>>138321372
Oh.

Winston will sell us to labour for deputy PM. Two ticks blue boys. Suck it up.

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NZFags Get in here!

How can we stop this Marxist from getting a seat in the beehive??
I'm enraged POL I'm so enraged I spelled /pol/ in capitals
How do we politically bury this communist?

>>138321754
Hopefully something damaging emerges or she puts her foot in it somehow.

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How do we make this horrific monster the worst possible choice for normies?
Most NZers have really poor internet attendance, how do we do it?>

>>138321998
>this horrific monster the worst possible choice for normies?
maybe because she is not that different to other labour leaders

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>>138318433
Some degenerate stoner from nz rebbit posted this today.

He got abducted by a Gang Member.

>>138322073
>Not that different
Hosts the global first anti-USA Elected President rally because of timezone on the day of inauguration in the name of "Global Feminism"
Communist
Advocating for the death of 100 Million within the last century
Deathmonger
Harbinger of mass graves

>>138322271
I;M JUST SO ANGRY I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPITALS

National sadly is our only hope. Winnie will betray us to labour as both those parties hate chinks more than they love success

>>138322271
and Helen Clark was friends with Castro so what

>>138322332
Winnie will side Nats as he has always done 99%
I think winnie is prob most based vote
Maybe not best possible but most based

>>138322332
Would take economic downturn over mass immigration anyday.

>>138322416
>Helen Clark was the beginning of the fall
There was a lot of Marxism taking root around the world but Helen Clarke was the beginning of it for NZ
Why in Gods name do we have pro-feminism marches in this day in fuckin NEW ZEALAND of all places?????
With Jacinda Arden at the front no less

>>138322617
>in fuckin NEW ZEALAND of all places?????
cmon you have to be a kid or an immigrant not to know what we've had before

>>138321754
Anon. Thank you.

With this post you've convinced me. I won't gamble with my vote. Will do two ticks National. Any other combination will just make it possible for this woman to get power.

That's it. Mind made up.

Its all Helens fault isnt it?

>>138322209
>druggo redditors get what's coming to them
Shame it ended there desu

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>>138321121
kiwiblog is cuckservative central

>>138322737
Neither, not that I would ever use a firearm on a politician but I am applying for my arms license and are legit scared of repercussions for being too angry on 4chan

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>>138318433
Which NZ party is anti-United Nations?

>>138321121
Should we invade?
I'm sure the rest of pol would help for the cause

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>>138321555
Nats 39%
Labour 38%
NZ First 13%
Greens 6%
TOP 2%
Maoris 1.5%
ACT 0.5%

>Doubt we will have a government formed until a week after the election. Winnie will be playing hardball.
Winston will require 3-4 weeks of negotiations.

>>138323125
National Front

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>>138323135
Yes. Just need to find "our guys" and we're set.

>>138323135
Sounds good.

>>138323174
>National Front
Do they have a candidate in this upcoming election? because they sound like our guys.

>>138323026
They dont check shit mate, ive been making ied threads on /k/ for a few years now.

New Zealand National Front.


http://www.nationalfront.org.nz/

sounds like our guys /pol/

>>138323466
m8 bashing gooks in the 90s and going to jail means prob not standing for election

>>138323389
Nah not /ourguys/
I dunno what they're doing nowdays
I met their last leader Kyle over MSN chat and then a few times at bars
Him and his entourage were all 100% retard Nazi
As in, they let myself and my Iceladic friend into the circle because of our pure heritage... then I looked around the circle and was like ... WTF us 2 are the whitest people in the fuckin circle you Mormon fuck!
And that was kinda the end of my nazi affiliations about 12 years ago

>>138323563
Alright ...who would NF support in the election?

>>138323434
I may be kind of different... I'm not sure
I grew up with guys that were in the paper after being shot by drones and stuff... it's kind of complicated.. it's kind of lots complicated

>>138323466
Neat, might consider joining up.

>>138323629
Ok so what kind of leader do YOU guys want in New Zealand that's probably a better way to go about this.
What kind of things to nz/pol/ want?

>>138323753
LOL mass resurgance to NZ Nazi Party
Maybe I should reaffirm my allegiances with the bald men

>>138322868
Good call. Winnie will hold balance of power anyway, we need to make it clear that National is far more popular and if he goes with Labour the people of NZ will take him for a cuck

>>138323849
Atleast they might make shit happen, even if it is just a few gook bashings.

>>138323790
There is a difference between Ideal (NF)
And realistic (NZ1st)

>>138323790
A hardcore neo-capitalist ethnostate.

>>138323849
Having a party that challenges the left is a good way of destroying political correctness. they do not even have to win anything just campaigning and putting out a anti-pc message will get attention.

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>>138323849
>the bald men

>>138324053
So they LARPers or not? Im fuckin keen to do some gook bashing.

>>138323978
Good thats the spirit...start rehearsing the campaign slogans and go out and do it...you don't have to win just being involved is enough to stir everything up.

>>138323434
Hey, you're only a year younger than me as well,
So I want to ask you a question about strictly admin
I have drunk driving offense of 520 6yrs ago
Another drunk driving offense of 610 8yrs ago

I am known affiliate of ISIS
I grew up with several who are fighting within ISIS
I was friends for 15 years with NZ/AU dual citizen who was droned in Yemen

Can I get an arms license?

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>>138324011
Then National need to go into opposition because in Government they have been cucks. I'm throwing caution to the wind and voting New Zealand First.

>>138324107
You will also need someone to draft up good anti-immigration policies to keep them out. There may already be some good policies you could adopt.

>>138324170
Maybe, the cops that run it are pretty lack luster, somlong as your offences werent in New Zealand you should be able to get it. I'd just be worried about shit a couple years down the road.

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>>138324107
nah m8 back in the 90s cathedral square after dark was dangerous to be in and if you were yellow then there was a 100% you would not leave without getting smashed. but yeah these days they are larpers

>>138324246
Starting a group is a bit beyond me, I dont got the know how or charisma. Still would be happy to meet up with any of you cunts if you want to brick some gook houses.

>>138324181
Good, I see they have a twitter account too ...so make sure to follow them and let them know your concerns and any suggestions. also follow as many NZ journos an media outlets to give them a serve too...you don't want Fake News telling lies.

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New Zealand is Australian clay

>>138324577
Manage your own clay first cunt

>>138324399
That's ok just get an twitter account keep private details and picture off it because the Rapid Leties will dox you..and follow all the NZ media Journos and Pollies and just have your say. ..also follow a lot of other rightwing twitter accounts

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>>138324441
Fake news have been attacking Winston Peters for 30 years. If everyone on /pol/ joined NZF we could take it over within 10 years.

>>138324307
>a couple years down the road
I'm not doing worries about future offenses?

My drunk driving offenses were both in NZ, both over 5years ago now and both quite low levels as limit was 400 and max I did was 610

My concern is whether I am on a GCSB list
I've been mates since I was about 8yrs old with a quite famous NZer who died from a drone...

I'm not a Muslim.
I was born into a Baptist family and was raised as such, but so were my friends who ended up in ISIL

Sunday reminder than racist indians run trademe
http://www.trademe.co.nz/flatmates-wanted/auction-1388946987.htm

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>>138323156
One can only hope there's a Lab-NZF govt without the Greens

I'm getting sick of hippy stoners in politics and (((the you know whos)))

>>138324668
Again, it runs through the cops so the background check is pretty lackluster. But getting the license wont be your problem, your problem will be getting put on a SIS watchlist.

>>138324665
Who ever the media are trashing generally means he is the guy that will shake the Leftist world order
And a good thing for conservatives and Rightwing in general.

The only thing is you must let Winton know what you want hin and his party to do this is best done on social media because Pollies are waking up to this social media thing.

>>138324732
No kidding
You know I shared an office with Wheedle.co.nz?
I feel Soooooooo sorry for them, when they shutdown I tell you What
They had a phone app that would allow you to advertise a job You needed doing;
Broken window, bad plumbing etc etc
And tradies bid to do it, and you pick the tradie based on price and rep etc

And then Capt Flip Flop Neil Graham pulled plug
What a cunt

I fuckn stole everything from that office
I got a 48 port gigabit switch
6x identical monitors with seperate stands
etc etc etc
I paid the guys there with beers
They didnt give a shit

>>138324838

o_o what's the SIS watchlist?

Should I break all ties with my Muslim friends?
I kinda know I should but we have been friends for over 20 years... long before he was a mooslam

>>138322209
I bet the gang member was an informant, the cops have a bunch of them operating in gangs and thats how he would be released so quick. I hope that experience redpilled that stupid stoner on wogs.

>>138323135
>Should we invade?
How? I'm sure he moderates his blog.

>>138325171
Theyre pretty mich the NZ version of the FBI and they work alongside the cops for a sorta ATF thing. No doubt they have everyone with a firearms license on a watchlist, Id just be worried about yourself just in case they bother to connect the dots. Still its a government agency after all, theyre pretty shit at their job. There's a reason I can buy 30kg bags of ammonium nitrate from a mate and buy a box of 500 ice packs off trademe.

>>138324577
The Jew Zealanders control the Goystralians. We took down your government last week goy.

>>138325520
LOL tell you a secret story

So Myself and my mate (since I was 8) were standing in my sleepout at a rented place
My mate last year received the news his brother had been killed by a US drone and was dodging media and paparazi or whatevs fags on scooters and shit cars with cameras 24/7

Sooooooo... fuck there is more to this as a backstory

TLDR We was standing in front of a policeman with a malfunctioning RPG and he ignored us
(he was 1m away and had to walk past us)

>>138325859
That was a terrible rendition,
I'll write it properly one day, sorry

>>138325859
If I didnt like being alive so much i'd ask you if you wanted to guyforks the beehive together.

>>138325956
My thoughts exactly fellow Fawks
If life wasn't so... better than not... I may consider such an offer

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Here is some links and info on NZ election 2017.


http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/election/2017/08/new-zealand-election-2017-how-do-i-vote.html

>>138325859
What a load of bollocks, go to bed m8

>>138326294
callin bollocks too, no way an rpg gets its way into New Zealand. Still he seems like a like minded individual.

Link to New Zealand Electoral Commission
Can't vote if your not enrolled!!!
2017 General Election
New Zealand's next General Election will be held on Saturday 23 September 2017.


http://www.elections.org.nz/events/2017-general-election

Six weeks of media shilling for Donkey Girl. I've already tuned out.

I was going to vote based winnie without a doubt the past year, but the past week has been making me rethink my vote seriously
That marxist woman would be extremely destructive to this country, giving out money to dole bludgers, etc
I might vote National just to be safe so she doesn't get in power

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>>138318433
Are we designing some new billboards for Winnie?

>>138326371
>>138326294
Not a real RPG
A home made beta rocket
So we fired a rocket (we had made) moments before an officer walked into our yard (to check on my Maori flatmate for some kinda bail conditions I'm not too sure I've never been arrested) and the rocket failed spectacularly and the officer seemed to not care for some reason, I think it was just Bail checks got him rundown or something
Regardless, he left and we hid and nothing happened

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See which political Party you are generally align with
http://onthefence.co.nz/

>>138326744
Im seeing a lot of posts like these recently and wondering if their genuine.

https://votecompass.tvnz.co.nz

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>>138326256

Got any army cunts in here? Im waiting on my application.

>>138327034
They probably are
I doubt national is shilling on /pol/, Kek
Many people are concerned about NZ turning communist under a Jacinda regime
National is dogshit, but atleast they will keep us somewhat centrist at best

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Marxism has taken the USA

Now it shall engulf New Zealand and the New Zealanders shall not oppose
They are complaisant and immobile and will not show a shred of resistance
We can subjugate Auckland and dominate the National Vote regardless of what the southern parishes envoke

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>>138326801
Here's a Te Pepe version.

>>138320176
Celtic NZ

The National Front probably have one but I wouldn't expect too much

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>>138327057
Unf being so high has me intrigued.

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>>138327400

>>138327425
>>138320176
Heres an idea
Petition these racist faggots to form a less racist political party that we can vote for

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>>138327057
>>138327433
Well, I always were a right-wing Libertarian minarchist anyway.

>>138327293
Not so much national but individual members wouldnt surprise me.
I have the same fears but think its worth the risk.

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Vote compass compare yourself to New Zealand Political parties

https://votecompass.tvnz.co.nz/

>>138327581
Kyle Chapmans name is mud when it comes to running for parliament and the mainstream. The media will make sure it never happens

>>138328022
I wanted to make a votecompass for NZ 6 years ago

why do I never follow through on my ideas ree

>>138327921
Almost the same!!

>>138327425
Ta.

>>138321998
tranny tony abbot?

>>138328089
You could always improve on it...ask different questions and such.

>>138327433
>>138327921
>>138328022
Social Conservatism is popular.

>>138328032
Kyle Chapman, whom I have met
Is nolonger lead of NatFront

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>>138327472

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o fug

>>138328531
fair enough. Sorry to say though the NatFront would have to pick a new party name and start again, they would forever be hounded with pictures of nazi salutes and swastikas otherwise

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Old people can be red pilled easily. They usually hate Indians but don't mind Asians.

We have to find something solid and throw our support behind it.

Daily generals and meme wars for Winnie.

Meme ideas
Negative memes on rivals

We can't reveal power level on Jews or something like that yet but we saw from us elections how powerful memes are. Let's do it.

>>138328853
Certainly
I will mention this in my handwritten letter to them

>>138328686
wow so many 7/10 QTs anon, I could see why you would want to protect that.

>>138329177
Politicians being paid off by dirty Chinese money to allow for the colonial market takeover of New Zealand?

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Also red pilling and power leveling Maori people should be a priority of right wing. Maori people have proven their capabilities in battle for hundreds of years now. Maybe they can't into western civilisation that well but they make good soldiers and have a lot to lose from Indian/Chinese colonisation since they can't get those sweet Gibbs anymore.

>>138329597
They seem to be like the rest us: most dont want them but are too apathetic to do anything.
There are those who want more non euros to diminish our power though.

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600 gorillion hours in gimp

>>138323026
>>138323434
is it possible to get arms license if you have no friends?

this country hate NEETS

i just want to plink on my farm lads

>>138323466
problem with national front is they are full of degenerate skin heads

C-can i move to you g-guys?

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Can we appropriate Chesdale?

>>138333274
Would you be ready to abandon your 99.X% white country for economical reasons?

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Has everyone gone to bed?

>>138335310
Here but dont know what to say.

>>138335310
no, got tommorow off

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anyone know how to get this font?

>>138335991
I wouldnt worry about it, the one you've got is close enough.

>>138335991
comic sans

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>>138334733
Yes. Absolutely. My country has no respect for it's own people, jews run it. They are commiting genocide on purpose. Local rednecks believe it's (((patriotism))). Also
>99.X% white
>pic related(chechen flag) in Kiev

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>>138333274
only if you bring your sister

>>138337016
>(chechen flag) in Kiev
Jesus fucking christ, when was that?
I lived in Kyiv for a while and I marched under the blue and yellow and the red and black flag.

We were thousands and I don't believe these people would take kindly a fucking tchenchenski flag there.

And I am sorry for the economical and political situation of your country. Those jews are ruining everything and the population is too tired of war and conflict to make another revolution/purge any time soon.

At least, much like Poland, your economical situation keep you free of mass invaders, islam, and shitskins.

>>138337816
It was recently. Some chechen squad brought the flag.
The sad thing is that all the shitskins get the right to move to any country for fucking free, getting free money and killing people on weekends. And if you want to move, to work really hard for the prosperity of the country you are moving into, learn their culture, not bring in and force your own, it would be really really hard. You have to be either a very rare specialist or have a lot of money. Well, I can understand that, i would not want to steal some kiwi's job place.