august 21

sleep in

Play video games. Or take a nap.

>>138317166
drink

>>138317166
Civil war

>>138317166
Trying to survive another school shooting

>>138317166
Watching the eclipse in Rexburg Idaho with 500,000 people in the area, which typically has less than a tenth that number hoping that Yellowstone, which is nearby, doesn't erupt when the eclipse goes over it, because we'd all be trapped in the gridlock

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>>138317409
sounds nice

>>138317166
Awaken my /x/ powers

>>138317166
Blaze it like I do every day, why?

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Celebrate my 21st bday

>>138317562
just curious.
Would you even be able to see the eclipse from there leaf?

>>138317166
I remember the eclipse from 1999 or whenever it happened. I was a kid and didn't have any eclipse glasses to look through so I used my icecream wrapper. Everyone just stopped for the few minutes and looked up, shit was cash.

What time Eastern Standard? I

>>138317678
wasn't 1979 the last time there was a solar eclipse visible from the US? I feel like I've seen one before but I wasn't around in 1979.

i'm edging all day and gonna bust right as the eclipse is at maximum effect

>>138317801
was in eastern europe

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I'll be out in the gulf of Maine catching lobster when it happens. It'll only be a partial this far north. But it's still going to be a nice sight.

I sacrifice

>>138317478
But that would be epic

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>>138317409
Praying to Kek and Sol.

from what i read it's gonna last 3 hours or so, can anyone confirm?

>>138318303
yeah but full coverage/ total blackout for only 3 minutes

>>138317166
Taking kayak and going fishing

>>138317166
I'lll be im Bowling green Ky for the festivities :D

>>138317166
fight in the shade with kim fat gook?

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>>138317166
Become endowed with the powers of Moon Man and commence with the dindu devastation

Working.
Same thing I'm doing every happening.

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>>138319119
best one so far

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Prepare for the light of Truth that will engulf the world.

The night is darkest just before the Don.

>>138317166
Honoring the Roman Pantheon.

Starts at 3:15am for me. Hopefully the internet infrastructure and chan servers won't be completely destroyed by the time I get up.

>>138317166

Bust nuts in my gf.

Im going to witness the eclipse with the intention of raising my conciousness in order to help manifest a better world where evil gets forced out of the lives of my loved ones and complete strangers. We are all controlled by occult faggots who have their bitches who think their hot shit wear robes and fuck kids...

https://youtu.be/8LMjxkhbcx4

watching america burn

Last solar eclipse that happened here my grandad gave me some "x-ray" plastic that made the whole thing much more enjoyable.

One of you experts tell me the correct term. You need to get some of that to have a good view.

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>>138317166
go to work on the graveyard shift, literally and figuratively

>>138318197
>>137666666 what did Satan mean by this

>>138319495
>3:15 am
>solar eclipse
I hope it isn't cloudy!

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>>138319608

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>>138317166
Im going to make a phonecall to Moloch and see if he can help get hillary brigged on monday.

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>>138319736
>the violence is being elevated

>>138319580
No joke. Get one of those x-ray sheets and look at the eclipse through them.

>>138317166
I'm kinda spooked because I'm getting my name changed on the same day

>>138320084
How's the transition going?
>>138320016
I don't trust any cheap chinese product to protect my eyes. I'm just going to do it the old fashioned way with a pinhole camera.

>>138320084
not many people get of have a name of chaos, guard it well

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Reppin' Michelangelo's and Lucifer's army and will be participating in the current spiritual war.

>>138320143
>name change
>transition

nigger I'm changing my last name because I don't want my fuckhead libtard stepfathers name

>>138320252
Good on you bro, sorry I assumed.

>>138320252
That's actually a good reason. I hope it goes well.

>>138320375
>>138320456
thanks, my father is an afrikaner immigrant and he served in the army in south africa and here in the US, he's worked the same job for over 20 years now

my stepdad is a deadbeat piece of shit, he used to beat me until i got big enough to beat him back, now he's on disability because "his back hurts" and lives off me and my moms income

i'm moving out Friday and flying up to my new job in Alaska, this name change is just part of fixing my life and the eclipse is weird/awesome because it's literally like a new dawn for me

>>138320923
Good luck anon, I hope it works out well for you!

>>138320923
Good luck, friend.

I used to have family in Alaska, it's a wonderful place.

>>138317166
Protest about the sun going away

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>>138321319
the aztecs knew something

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>>138324331
>ID Ra

I hope you Americans have Dragon insurance in case it does not decide to spit it out.

>>138324638
I got car insurance I think fuck did i renew the fucker

>>138324638
what does this mean?

>>138324779
What if the Dragon decides to eat your house?

>>138324906
END THE FED

>>138324906
Well, the dragon is me so i'll just politely tell him/her to stop and if they don't listen i will slam two black holes into the ground and just let them eat all until I feel bad (doubt it sadly) or i get me shit

>>138324900
Simpsons 500th episode.
>>138325218
Um ok..

>>138317637
happy birthday anon!

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>>138325332
WHAT THE FUCK

He's dropping everything innit?

>>138325332
and im p sure all i want is some fucking virgin pussy SOMEHOW HAVENT RAPED A BITCH YET AFTER 3 FUCKING YEARS TRAPPED IN HELL FUCK

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>>138317166

>walks out into yard
>looks up at sky at 1430 local time
>sun is blotted out by moon
>clear day
>lays down on freshly cut lawn
>pulls pants down
>holds shirt with mouth
>rudeboi_style.png
>jerks off
>gotta be quick cause fucking gravity
>finishes up
>walks back inside

>>138317166

I dunno, probably kill myself

>>138317166
I work night shift, so will probably be asleep.

>oh man the suns gonna b dark for a min!
>normalfags eat this shit up for some reason

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>>138325663
>gotta be quick cause fucking gravity
this goy

ARE WE GETTING FUCKIN NUKED OR THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING. Fuckin ominous aussie anon making me fucking paranoid.

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>>138317166
Playing this because it takes place inside of a Solar Eclipse

>>138325812
I was quoting The Simpsons Chill dude

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>>138325944

>>138325812
I assume the dualities of all current humans will be brought to their true side. The darkness will form itself and be the one that walks.
And, seriously, good. I miss the night so fucking bad. I just want to sit back and not know there won't be work at monday 1 fucking am

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I'm surprised nobody said LSD.

>>138326179
boy ive been on lsd for as long as i can fucking remember
its tight shit

>>138317166
Why do you care LebAnon?

>>138326453
curiosity, i wanted to see how many of them would reply with something related to a civil war or some other shit

LARPing on /pol/. I am in South Carolina and will be right in the center of it. I will let you know when ayys come.

>>138326821
plz we need the ayys

>>138317166
Not give a fuck.

BLACK
SUN

>>138317166
Civil War

Sit in my house laughing as all the normies flock to my city and cause awful traffic jams because they made no prior plans other than the last second revaluation this would make an awesome jewbook post.

>normies stuck in traffic thinking they can just drive in and out to see it
>Its only a few minutes long, I can just see it while I'm running errands
>hundreds of thousands of people stuck in their card without food or water

>>138327864
cars*

>>138317659
I think they can see it but its only like 60% covering the sun

Purge.... Shit i aint in murica

>>138317478
a box for the greatest happening of our lifetimes. could be worse

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>>138317166
To sume up all the predictions:

>Civil War
>Yellowstone Park Volcano Eruption
>Anunaki Arriving
>Arrival Of Lucifer
>All Evil Souls Vanish (Like in the Soundgarden video for Black Hole Sun)
>All Jews Dying
>Fall Flag Terror Attack
>Marshal Law
>All Muslims Attack Non Muslims
>America Splitting Into 2
>Dollar Crash
>Market Crash
>Zionist Communism Overtake
>Nuke Attack (Maybe false flag)
>Russia Overrunning The US
>Human Sacrifice In KY

Did i forget something?

>>138317166
Watch Chaos happen

>>138328871
>All Evil Souls Vanish (Like in the Soundgarden video for Black Hole Sun)
>All Jews Dying
isn't that the same thing?

>>138329225
True, but there are also evil in every other race!

But the Jews are the majority of evil on this planet!

>>138317166
Fap

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>>138328871
You forgot the legendary super saiyan, senpai

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At 21:21 you will recieve incoming transmission

Imagine the Aliens arrive on Monday, and you have to take a crap!

Shit!

>>138317166
Sunbathing

Pray