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Are Australians retarded

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Just curious because I saw something called "No jab no pay" which, honestly, sounds like fucking baby talk. It sounds like the way you would explain to someone who was either 3, or had the mental capacity of a 3 year old. Is "Jab" even a term over there? I have honestly never in my life ever seen that word used in any way to reference anything medical in my life. Either way, I would think the Australian government could find a way to get their point across without resorting to some mix of caveman/baby/retard terminology
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>>138313095
yes, in general australia is retarded
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>Are Australians retarded
Yes.
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Simply put, OP, the answer is yes.
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imagine shitting in a kettle and then boiling it
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>>138313095
Australians are not the ones roleplaying as nazis or communists
Australians are not the ones shitting every single other board and trying to turn it into political discussion
Australians dont give patreon money to the first youtubevlogger that supports their ideal
Australians dont go around with kekistan flags
Australians are the ones creating good memes
Australians are the ones being active on the community

You are the retarded and also a fag op
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>>138313095
I feel this way about British accents. It's like every word was invented by a fucking toddler.
>loo
>telly
>nappies
>fanny
>lorry
I swear the entire nation was raised on baby talk. It's very painful to hear groan men talking like that.
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piss in ya letterbox
make ur mail all soggy with me piss
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>>138313411
Literally this. The aussies must have inherited the infantile mannerisms from the brits. I've also noticed how white trash aussies are, just zero class.
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Australia is simple Better Then You

for all indentured porpoises were More Capable then the US & China & Russia combined
in fact if a war we're the break-out we'd recive a Notice Of Surrender at least 24 hours from the Start Of The War

We Are The Big Dogs In Town
You Best Not Make Us Angry
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>>138313095
>anglos
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>>138313682
>1940s american
>destroy nazi retards
>destroy commie retards

>2017 amerifat
>on the brink of a commie or nazi revolution
>freedom is dead
>liberty is dead

SAD !
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>>138313095
It's just marketing, something that is "catchy" and lets you know what it means within a few words
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>>138313630
>for all indentured porpoises

lmao i love you, australia
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>>138313095
>Is "Jab" even a term over there?
yes. It's a colloquialism and not infantile at all
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>>138313095

It's a catchy way of saying "get your children immunised, so you can receive your dole payments"
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>>138313859
>Aussie talking shit about another country not having liberty or freedom
mate...
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>>138313859
>talks about liberty
>drinks the queens piss
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>>138313682
Oh yes, we should be more like you, australian infantile cucks. All your land and houses getting bought up by chinks.

Fucking pathetic.
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>>138314143
Fuck off Tovarish, don't want to be late for the daily rations.
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>>138313095
I believe it means that if you have a weak jab, your bitch ass isn't going to get paid.
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>>138314294
just one thing, please don't slow down when you see an abo sleeping in the road. do that for me and all is forgiven.
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>>138314489
I never do
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>>138313383
Lol the mexishit is calling out others, ok
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>>138313446
True you got us there
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>>138313383
Wtf???
I love the whole enchilada now
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>>138314585
you are a gentleman among gentleman. one day i will move to australia and sodomize your beautiful women with my large american penis.
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OK, that does it. Chess game now, bitch.

1. Na3
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>>138313095
>He doesnt know what slang is
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>>138314866
>large american penis.
you're not fooling anyone
we've all seen the statistics
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>>138313613
Is that what you tell yourself every night you spend browsing reddit?
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>>138315184
What kind of comeback is that? Are you 12? No, no, I forget, that's just how """men""" act in australia. End your life, cuck.
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>>138315154
yeah... sorry. can i still come to visit? my dream in life is to run over sleeping abos in a rental car. it's not really much to ask for, is it?
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>>138315346
>Are you 12?

Fuck off, Milo.
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>>138313095
>Australians Are Retarded

Fixed that for you fuckwad
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>>138313095

Another day, another jealous yank.

Americans long for a society that is as casual as an australian one.
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>>138313095
We're a straight forward, straight taking people. When everything is trying to kill you, you don't waste time on the details.
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>>138313095
Idiot
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Australians are the best Anglos.
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>>138313095
No most of them are quite smart they are just very drunk
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>>138315681
you'd have to live in the NT for that and nobody willingly lives there
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>>138315346
Reddit confirmed
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>>138315916
See that would've been a good bantz if you didn't praise leaves in that image.

We Americans and Australians may have our differences but we can both agree that fucking leaves are cancer and should be exterminated.
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>>138316220
Of course, of course. My chink friend.
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>>138313095
Not only are we retarded, we're irrevocably CHONGED.
Pic related = new national dish.
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>>138316051
What's your point? We've already established britcucks are infantile retards too.
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>>138316111
What do you guys drink?
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>>138316301
all alliances vanish when I have the ability to insult a bloody drongo like you
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>>138316301
No dorkis...the skinny girl on the right is a leaf..that fat gargantuan whale on the far right is the norm in the USA.
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>>138316724
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>138313095
is, we're all retarded, and this message is directed at dole bludgins drug addicts, so it needs to be pretty simple
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>>138316531
Enjoy drowning in the chink flood, shitstain.
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>>138316797
Look at the picture again dumb fuck
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>>138316930
Read his post again, dumb fuck. He clearly knows who is who, their fucking flag is on their swimsuits. End your faggot life.
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better than a fucking leaf
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>>138316519
?
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>>138316174
seems like a lot of trouble just to run over some sleeping abos. couldn't i just run them over in sydney?
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>>138316519
Poofter wog piss that's alleged to be coffee
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>>138316519
beer wine and spirits
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>>138316301

When australia dies canada is gonna be the new queen of shitposting. I'd rather see the crown go to them rather than human bowling balls.
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>>138317197
The only aboriginals you'll see in sydney are ones busking at circular quay playing the didgeridoo all painted up in traditional garb for tourists
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>>138316519

Weekdays: Beer
Weekends: Cheap Spirits
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>>138313095
No jab no pay means if you don't punch your kid in the head every year you don't get benefits. Teaches your kid to harden the fuck up, that's why the rest of the world are pussies compared to us.
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>>138313095
Found the poo-jabber.

But seriously, the answer is yes, this country is profoundly stupid and insular.
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>>138317419
I brought weed ffom one of them
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>>138317419
target confirmed. thanks, cunt.
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>>138317668
BIG
BLACK
DIDGE
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T H E R A K E
H
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A
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E
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>no one's actually explained it

No jab no pay is a play on the phrase 'no hat no play' which is a rule in Australian primary schools where you aren't allowed in the sun unless you're wearing a hat.
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>>138313095
I actually think you're retarded.
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Cunting cricky m8
Has Roocunt trolling fallen so far?

How in only a few months has ausie shit posting fallen from a beautiful world map depicting Australia as 100% prison population to "Roocunts are retarded".

We need better trolls to fight the Shrimps on the BarB menace.
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>>138313095
If you think that's bad you should see the incoherent nigger-babble on Twitter.
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>>138313095
our govt has openly and blatantly violated the constitution as a matter of the status quo, and still has 46% in the aggregated poll.

yes, we're fucking retarded as fuck.
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>>138313383
Wtf I love the Italy + birb now.
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>>138313913
We love you too Germanistan fourth Caliphate when?
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>>138313682
>This site is full of american LARPers who will never do anything in their lives.
Greater Israel BTFO!
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>>138313095
Yes
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>>138316100
Finns are best Asians
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>>138313095
>Are Australians retarded
Well, long story short humble anon, yes.
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>>138317033
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>>138320853
Nice pic of my grandparents.
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>>138319919
Aussies tolerated their country's nature despoiled, they tolerated idiotic Internet laws, they tolerated their rights taken away. They took it up the arse from Abbott and Co., for years, and they still listen to cuckservatives.

Your constitution is as good as toilet paper now.
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>>138320940
Cousin Darren?
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>>138321200
Yeah it's Dazza. Is that you Bazza? How's Shazza?
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They're criminals who's brains got melted by the sun and abo exposure
It's just better not to mention the sorry lot
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>>138321356
Yeah mate shes good, still rooting Gazza.
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>>138322182
>still rooting Gazza
The fuck? Fucking cunt is cheating on Wazza.
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>>138313095
>being this mad over some slang
the rest of the world is clearly our shitpost playground
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