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What does /pol/ think about the stoned ape theory? 2017-08-20 06:46:11 Post No. 138309393
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What does /pol/ think about the stoned ape theory?
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2017-08-20 06:46:11
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>be ape in rainforest
>desertification forces me to leave the tropical canopy in search of new food sources
>one day come across a special mushroom and eat it
>woah
>becomes more intelligent and brain expands 2X in size over time
>and the present form is browsing 4chan
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>>138309393
Wouldn't work because the trait couldn't be passed on through genetics.
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>>138310026
This also makes sense
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>>138309393
Judging by your flag you probably are a stoned ape, so I'll take your word for it.
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>>138310026
It opens new experiences to be passed on through memetics. Could explain the if not the origin of language at the very least the origin of abstract thought language (justice, mercy, honor, duty)
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>>138309393
is that's why drugs are illegal?
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>>138309393
Not just apes but hominids, and they were already quite smart but psychedelics lay the original foundation for religion
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>>138309393
they entertain the mind with new ideas
and from new ideas new experience and communication is made.
they also have a bad habit of cheating the death
to catch a glimpse of the god.
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>WE WUZ STONED an shiet
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Made-up by stoners who think mushrooms are magic
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I love how in one breath /pol/ will say nigger are subhuman because we evolved from them, and then in the next breath deny evolution completely.
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>>138311370
>nigger are subhuman because we evolved from them
???
guess again
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>>138311370
>deny natural*, undirected* evolution completely
ftfy
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>>138309393
>be monkey
>come across strange fungi in jungle
>eat it because you're just a monkey
>woah
>modern man
Who even entertains these ideas seriously?
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>>138310690
Ethical decision making has been observed in other species as well, in a more basic form.
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>>138311370
>We evolved from them
It seems your the one that doesn't understand evolution
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Did you guys ever think about how LSD is a difficult drug to make, which would tend to make it expensive, but during the 60s millions of tabs got handed out to jobless hippies for free?
And how in the 50s the Feds made millions of tabs of LSD that went... Somewhere.
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>>138311922
weaponized autism is real kiddo
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