Political Compass Thread

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This is /pol/ for comparison. Again, I would expect the average to be a lot further right of centre than it is. Is there any good, non-biased tests that we can use in future?

>>138301248
Questions need to be weighed. Some issues are more important to me than others

>>138301624
This. Any issues would likely be due to unjustifiable equal weighting to questions or some shit. But to be fair, most people when you ask them these types of questions do show as being left libertarian in leaning. The Tea Party was asked a bunch of surveys across several years and they consistently line up with the policies of someone like Bernie Sanders. That's why he polls so well in the conservative "Northeast Kingdom" of Vermont and with Republicans and independents generally across the US.
Having said that, the further you go towards the bottom left of that square, the closer you get to not wanting government and a state but most people's heads explode even trying to contemplate living life that way so they resort to mainstream leftist cuck parties, as you put it.
Also, interestingly enough, people also tend to answer those questions in a way that they believe will make them look better to others, ie virtue signalling. And hence, the average person's idea of a good all round person looks like a left libertarian like Noam Chomsky, Emma Goldman or Murray Bookchin. Smelly 20 year olds in black hoodies throwing bricks through Starbucks windows is often the reality though. Ho hum.

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>>138303666
Trips of truth.

>>138301532
The test is shit. It has a bunch of questions regarding corporations that make absolutely no sense and that will push your score to the left if you answer in any decent way ("should globalization primarily benefit corporations or humanity" How the fuck do you expect me to answer that?)

>>138301532
How did this chart come about? Specifically it being pol's

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>>138303666

My test before and after the Trump campaign. Moving towards becoming a strong man. Kek

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>>138304090
>still a leftie

Get on my level.

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>>138301248

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>>138304223
>not on the right edge

Get on my level.

>>138301248
>Does anyone else think that the test itself is biased?
The whole fucking THING is biased. The "political compass" is bullshit. It's pseudoscience. It was created by two communists who were arrested for trying to bomb people. The axes aren't independent. The whole fucking thing is a lie.
I keep trying to explain this to people and nobody will listen. They always wonder why it's so difficult to map political ideologies onto it meaningfully and they don't ask why.
It's completely fucking broken!

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>>138301248
The questions themselves contain a big bias. Unless you know what you're doing (i.e. are autistic enough to take the test so many times that you know which questions are retarded and have the wrong effect), you get pulled to the bottom left.

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That site puts Hitler on the right. The guy who brought socialism and a regulated economy. Nah, passed.

Good resources for their compass definitions, though.

>>138301248
It could be, but most of my beliefs are actually quite traditionally left. Except for the whole saving the white race because apparently that's racist n shieeet.

>>138304688

kek

Some of the questions are indeed leading and others have only one answer if you apply any logic at all. I think it's more a test to discern if the taker has a functional brain than a test of political alignment.

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>>138304223
You are like little baby

>>138301248
of course it is. It tries to say that racism is inherently right wing, it words the questions involving corporations in a leading way and it tries to pass off its own bullshit theory of where famous people stand on it.

>>138304283
>this molotov will inspire social change
always gets me.

>>138301248
Definitely it claims that all major political parties are blue and tosses the average person into the green category to motivate them to vote for extremist parties because the test says they are closer.

I discount Political Compass as irrelevant
there is not one question on gun rights, the true mark of libertarianism

>>138303666
This is the most retarded concept ever created and illustrates that one has no understanding of history or cultural evolution.

It might be flawed because you might be extreme libertarian believing all people are equal, but also extremely authoritarian and enforcing that believe and firing people who disagree with you (like the Google memo guy). How can you be in two places at the same time.

>>138303666
Faggy.

>>138305201
>>138305339

kek says otherwise.

>>138304283
the "kill the other people" should also be part of the "starving my people is a small price to pay"

>>138305245
Why would a libertarian believe all people to be equal?

>>138301248
It clearly has a high focus on left-wing issues, and asks questions in a fallacious way that encourages the answer they want. The first question is a good example of this:
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.
Instantly the test creates this fictional concept of the evil right-wing corporations VS. humanity, like those two things are inherently opposed to one another. Also, who would take the side that's supposedly against humanity?

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Apparently I have the same beliefs as Gandhi

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>>138304858
Too close to the center
Level up your liberties goy

>>138301248
that test is shit

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>>138301248
The makers of political compass are communists themselves. So their goal is to make everybody think that they are like them. You can assume every political compass thread here is a shill slide thread.

>>138306030
>normie
>fascist
Pick one

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>>138301248
Here's how the American Electorate divides itself.

>>138301248
I can confirm.
I took it 2 years ago, before I cared about politics and when Trump had just started his campaign. I loved Trump, and isidewith said I agreed with him on 96% of his stances (which was very accurate). I took the political compass test and I got -3, -3.
I was a normie conservative, but was placed in the green. I was confused for months.;

>>138301248
These tests are fucking retarded, there's topics that I just don't care about and others that require more than just a yes/no answer. Aside from that of course it's biased, no political compass test is perfect.

>>138306388
quite sad, and a little scary

where the fuck are libertarians?

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>>138301248
It's biased. This is basically what happens if you encourage practicality> clownworld form over function. I literally think that gay people should be sentenced to death.

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am I a nat soc

>>138306388
>that one dot at the bottom right

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>>138301248
>>138301532
I'm close to being centrist in this test, but in reality I'd be considered 'far-right' because of my views on immigration.

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Should be more economically right tbqh.

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>>138301248

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it's a shit test

>>138304517
I agrag, but it's much bigger than this test. It associates "liberal" with "left" which was/is a Big Lie. Left means progressive means wanting government to intervene for disadvantaged/minority like modern SJWs; right means wanting government to intervene for majority/tradition like Nazis; center means liberalism, wanting balance/equality of opportunity. Just another piece in the massive plan to go-opt liberal Americana and turn sheeple into chucks for the Commies.

>>138306388
That's not a political compass you fucktard

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My most recent test. Should I retake and see what's changed?

>>138308660

Authoritarian center?

>>138307991
it is one
it's just scaled differently compared to your tests

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just here to blogpost (^:

>>138303666
thanks satan

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>tfw radical centrist

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me

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>being inside squares

ohhh

There are only two sides: Individual rights and collectivism. Everything in-between is an inconsistent application of these two concepts.

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>>138304283
Yet i proudly believe in
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>138301248
yes its bias as fuck and asks a bunch of stupid questions the spanking one makes no sense on the compass for instance

>>138305201
>ancap
>understanding of history or cultural evolution
How about you get back to reading fucking books for school, faggot, summer's almost oer

>>138304517
>It was created by two communists who were arrested for trying to bomb people

Need more info on this, anon.

>>138303807
Agreed. The test has an apparent moral bias for left libertarianism (the green square).

It's still the best thing around though.

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>>138309963
Forgot pic. It's actually far simpler than most people realize.

>>138301248
>Does anyone else think that the test itself is biased?

yes

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>>138306030
Do you have links to some of those tests? I'm building my political portfolio. I need the F score and the autism spectrum links

Yes it's biased, textbook natsoc answers lump you in with the liberals and textbook communist answers lump you in with the anarchists. The questions are asked with a 21st century postmodern outlook in mind and seem to be heavily biased towards the American version of the left-right scale, which is inaccurate to begin with.

>>138310303
http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

>>138310292
this is pretty gay desu

>>138303807
Yes a lot of the question made me think "should I answer the question as it is written, or should I answer based on the real intended meaning?"

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>>138301248
I have never scored anything other than blue or purple squares, and I consider myself a moderate. Maybe you are just a leftist?

>>138309827
no ty

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>>138301248
What does this make me?

>>138305688

Because he believes all humans deserves equal treatment, if men aren't all equal then why should they be afforded the same rights?

>>138310714
Thanks Brother.

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>>138311421
not good enough

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>>138312345

>>138301248
Of course it's biased, it's hosted by some UK lefty Corbynite

>>138311738
>Do you feel an urge to peel flakes off yourself and / or others?

What the fuck is this test even?

>>138312464
That guy looks like he has nigger cum in his beard at all times. I bet his asshole is pozzed as fuck

>>138301248
It has one question on marijuana (literally should you be punished for weed, not if you support legalization) and one question regarding abortion (if all abortions should be illegal or something). Then there's like six questions about gay rights. If you don't hate the gays, it pretty much instantly puts you on the left.

>>138312742
Ok, but why wouldn't you hate gays?

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post the real compasses

>>138312616
Helps determine whether it's measured by length +/- width. Personally I think it's useless unless it factors in weight too, you have arseburgers anon.

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>>138312857

I can't take seriously anyone who uses "authoritarian" as a negative, as if the very idea of authority was evil.

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>>138312857
Best compass ever.

>>138303978
we've had a bunch of those threads
>some anon looks at all the pics
>adds the dots to a single chart

not difficult stuff bro

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>>138301248
S-should I change my flag desu?

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Reeeeeeeeee

Answered some of these sarcastically so probably moar edgy. Not my fault stupid test cant detect sarcasm

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>>138306388
I don't like it when people use liberal to refer to pseudo-socialists and progressives. It's sad knowing this won't change soon.

>>138303807
Somehow the test always positions me way further to the left than I would expect. I'm mainly a social conservative and skew further left on some other issues, but the chart doesn't reflect my voting preferences at all. It puts me in Bernie land.

>>138314062
This.
This so fucking much.
Liberal is used like a slur against borderline commies. Overton window sits with it's right edge in the center now.
Fucking lunacy.

>>138301248
This test sucks. Take this question for example:
>I'd always support my country, whether it was right or wrong.
No person in their right mind could ever agree with this statement. It's absolutely retarded and absurd, but if you disagree, the test will interpret that as you being an anti-nationalist and your results will be pushed leftward.
This
>>138303807
And this
>>138310911

>>138305201
this

>>138306030
>Capitalist Fascism
You can't be both fascism is both economically opposed to communism and fascism.

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>>138315671
>fascism is both economically opposed to communism and fascism.
Silly boy. You made an oops.

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This is my work in progress spread. If anyone can think of anything I could add, links please.

lots of questions are false premise. taking this test seriously is juvenile.

>>138315790
Nice profile dude!
*Sends friend request*

>>138315807
This is the only graph that explains it all

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>>138315752

>>138301248
See this
>>138315807

>>138315790
>picrelated
better don't do any IQ testing.

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>>138316273
>muh nap

>>138301624
who decides which issues are considered important?

>>138316414
The person who is doing the test.

>>138301248
The overton window has shifted, and i think that fucking test is pretty accurate. Most normies are just feelz and not thinking about any future. "i love ppl!" yea i lovem too but that means shit when talking about maintaining a country, or a business. They've adopted woman politics for the sheer fact that they want to fuckem.

>>138306728
>where the fuck are libertarians?
probably not voting because voting is immoral

>>138301248
Yes it is biased it was developed to show how the publics beliefs were actually much further left than the policies of the British govt of the day.

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GG was way before most GGer's truly got redpilled about US politics

Even KiA is defending Trump and attacking libtards/antifa every day now, whereas at the start of the election they were on the fence or even negative in him.

These constant alt-leftist attacks and "no fun allowed" attitude is fantastic for pushing more ppl to the right.

>>138304517
The economic scale is fine the social scale is not. Combining authoritarianism with social beliefs is misleading.
Everything else you said is legit.

>>138301248
>>138301532
you are readily putting yourselves in the drawer MSM prepared for people who don't like immigration.
But just because you want less unqualified fucks from different cultures harvesting gibs from your country doesn't mean you automatically agree with other right wing politics.

... i mean, just look at the fucking republican party. If their agenda is used to set this compass up, good luck making it anywhere near the far right as /pol/

>>138303666
This blew my mind. Totally accurate.

After going through the test again I am absolutely convinced that it has been intentionally designed to skew results towards the liberal left. There are numerous questions that have obvious objectively correct answers to them, and all of them, if answered honestly, will skew your results left. eg.
>It's natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents.
Who the fuck could ever disagree with this?

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>>138310714
I'm not even American. xD

>>138313951
>answering quiz sarcastically
You edgy motherfucker.

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>>138316273
Added IQ
Will probably retake in the morning. Currently 5am and I've been up since 6am Thursday

>>138301248
There is a bias in the questions yes. But let's not forget that most gamergaters were normies who run the political gamut. If you give them moralistic questions in a vacuum, then yes they will tend left. Most normies are apolitical, if you ask them if they want gibs or to pander to the feels, they will most often say yes regardless of the actual ramifications.

>>138317098
Someone with half a brain who doesn't realize children are products of their environment and when raised in a household which places high emphisis on respect and authority to parents who lead their children rather than demand and domineer their lives like the 30 something older millennial parents do children actually like sharing their lives and their accomplishments and yes, even their secrets, with their parents.

So it is unnatural, children are born seeing their parents as superheroes who can solve any problem. It is weaklings who breed deceptive and secretive children.

This test is stupid.

>>138306187
Sex slave into baby selling factory, what a fucking business man

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>>138317707
>127
>in an online test
xD

>>138312939
>>138312857
if you arent on the top right for this compass, you may have a mental disability

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FAITHFUL
ENLIGHTENED
AMBITIOUS
BRETHREN
RADICAL CENTRISM WILL SAVE THE WEST

>>138318116
>Hi mom, hi dad, last night I jacked off to bondage porn. When the guy started vibrating her clit with the vibrator she practically started crying! Oh by the way, I got some cum on the bathroom floor, don't worry though I cleaned it up with some tissue.

By the way your entire post is virtually incoherent, I honestly couldn't tell if you were agreeing or disagreeing with me until the very last sentence.

>>138306388
that two blue points who are like Hitler

>>138301248
This website is complete bullshit.
Look at other categories, they give examples of politicians.

And for example, they put Hitler next to Trump. This is fucking ridiculous.
Of course they have a lefty agenda.

>>138301248
The Political Compass isn't calibrated for the existence of authoritarian progressivism. You can't get a result on the authoritarian side if you pick progressive answers. That's at least one of its problems.

>>138303666
Where are we now?

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Normal people should be about here unless you had shitty parents.

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>>138319200
eat shit, gommie

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did i does do it good gaiz?

>>138319340
Sauce for that test please

>>138319771
http://gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html

>>138318627
Yeah, that must be low, because I'm too stupid to imagine how abominable a person's IQ would have to be to trademark and register everything in order to substitute for order within an established system.
Kys NAP nigger.

>>138318940
Do you know how a book is going to end until the last chapter? Jesus, I'm ashamed to be your fellow countryman.

Also, if your child is watching degenerate, hedonistic pornography, you've already failed as a parent.

>>138319129
Somewhere between good times and weak men, leaning towards weak men.

This is bullshit. It should have a section for i dont care about politics, i just like memes

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>>138320381
you sound mad. excepted reaction from a low iq subhuman. go and jerk off to your authoritarian statist fantasy (but don't be surprised when people won't make you the leader and you end up in a work camp)

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>>138320226

hrmm, pretty much what I expected.

>>138306962
>What's a leppo?

>>138310292
Of all the retarded shit posted on this board this is the winner.

You'll probably whine about media bias within minutes of unironically posting this.

>>138315671
Fascism can be whatever the people make it. Americans for example could have a free market Fascism as that concept was integral to the founding of our country, that economic theory is deeply rooted with us. Fascism merely needs to protect the culture, heritage, and traditions of the people. If economic regulation and nationalization of industry is used for these ends then so be it, but they're not required. If it could be empirically proven that a free market was the most beneficial universally under the threat of hostile foreign powers then every Fascist would be free market because a Fascist is aiming to create the best outcome for his own people.

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>>138321465
Fascism is free market with constraints. You and I both know there can be no such thing as a truly free market, the best we can do is mitigate the difference between producers and consumers. The workers rights and the rights of the enterprise to serve and advance the State.

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I think I did well

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>>138301248
These liberals should be careful what they wish for.

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>>138304498
Hello there.

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Just retook it after seeing this thread, what am I /pol/

>>138321680
>You and I both know there can be no such thing as a truly free market,
I think that goes without saying. A completely free market is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Its something to pursue, but you never really end up there. Either by government force or by private corporations controlling large market sectors the individual actor is never engaging completely free from hurdles and restrictions.
It still stands that with minimal regulation we could create market conditions where we see economic growth, home owners gain equity, and families increase their savings. Major intervention isn't required, we don't need immense central planning to raise standard of living and prosperity.

I think many people forget exactly how big our federal government is currently. A Fascist oriented system, or even full blown NatSoc would end up with less bureaucracy then we have now.

>>138320381
Jesus, nigga, you did an online IQ test and seriously put that on a fucking stupid profile sheet.

Making fun of you is an international duty.

>>138305432
>Le me me magic!
Can you kekistan larpers fuck off already?

>>138322629
I reject the premise of your position on the grounds that all of these tests are nonsense and these sorts of threads are just for fun.
No one needs a political compass test to know where they stand beyond explaining themselves. No one needs to take an aspie test to determine whether or not they're socially retarded. No one needs to take a fascism test to know they are fascists.

The premise of these threads is to dick measure with online resources.

As if any of the political tests can, by merit of their own constraints, accurately place anyone.

For the record. I'm pretty sure I went to the MENSA website, if there's any test which is worth doing it's the one that MENSA officially uses.

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>>138314664
>No person in their right mind could ever agree with this statement

Yes they could.

>You are a left moderate social authoritarian.

what does this mean?

>>138325570
You fucking retard, online MENSA tests do not offer a "projection" of your IQ.
They just tell you whether or not you should even bother going to one of their real tests.
You're an embarrassment.