It's the end of the world...

>>138295741
>tfw I am in the blue zone of Colorado

Finally most of the Califags will die off.

>>138295741
On Monday, I will go back to work.
I have a technician coming over taking my machine apart cause some heat exchanger for the liquid color tanks is broken.
Point being, absolutely nothing is gonna happen when /pol/ calls out a date. /pol/ is always right but can't predict anything.

>>138296042
It is speculative but it would be positive if it happens.

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>>138295741
this map is bullshit btw
i know you wish it was true but most of the ash and soot will go eastward and into the heartland

>>138296154
>>138295927
Disregard my former statement I am dead.

Global air currents tend not to cross the equator, so sitting pretty. Might get a drop of a few degrees but it'll just make it more livable.
Fewer game releases though.

>>138295927
Fuck yeah blue fun-zone master race

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>>138295741
>tfw I am in pinkzone.

>>138296154
Won't the Jet Stream warp this quite a bit?

>>138295741
901 here. Fuggg. But what's the worst that could happen? It's all flat here in western Tenn

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>>138295741
>the world
>just the USA

>>138297096
> implying Mexico and Canada will not be impacted
> Will the world be better off without the US? You have think beyond our policies but also the money and deflection we provide.

If the US isn't the target of nefarious forces, it'll be you.

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>>138296909
jet streams flow west to east, it's what causes yellowstone eruptions in the past to have effected areas to the SE of the main eruption the worst

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>>138295741
Lets get antifa labeled as terrorists, official white house petition here:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

For those who don't know what antifa is, it is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now) that is part of the alt-left and promotes killing cops, destruction of private property, anti-white racism, open borders, islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution.

Read more here: https://farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/

Please share to all burgers! Share it everywhere!

>>138297405
>We're 320,000 years overdue

WELP

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I can't imagine anything will actually happen now...

>>138298107
What? Were right on course
>-800k
>-700k
>now

>>138296154
>In 3-10 mm area
Would I be safe?

>>138297958
>alt-left

thats a new one.

when we start running down fascists etc you can label us terrorists.

most of antifa is a figment of your imagination.
the vast majority of counter-protesters in Chancellorsville had nothing to do with antifa. American antifa are generally trust-fund kids etc. its the antifa in germany, italy, greece etc that will fuck your shit up.

stop being a precious little faggot

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>>138295741
nothing is going too happened you dumb stupid faggot!

>>138299396
>alt-left
>new

I don't know where you're from, but violent left wing extremism has been a pest in Europe for decades. The alt-left is nothing new at all

>>138299709
the term "alt-left" is about a week old

>>138299990
Yeah, the term alt-right was about a week old too once, and is basically the same, nonsensical term.

>>138299990
Trump didn't invent the term, it coincides first the rise of antifaggots

>>138299380
stay inside, and if you're young and healthy yes
but the big problem is afterwards when large swathes of land are left unable to produce food and water is full of ash

>>138295741
I'm in wyoming, everything is fine except we got jewwed real bad by the hotel

wait what? what is going on?

>>138300421
im pretty sure trump did invent the term....either that or one of his PR cronies.

antifa have been around in america for decades....so have communists, anarchists, maoists etc etc...the term "alt-left" is literally a week or two old and as about as useless as the term "alt-right" as a descriptive political term.
it'll be intereting to see if anyone embraces the term"alt-left" as enthusiastically as some of you retards prescribed to "alt-right"

>>138301002
The eclipse will cause Yellowstone to erupt. Something about magnetism and solar flares messing with the gravity.

>>138301141
>>138301002
psuedoscience

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>>138301353
Keep telling yourself that

>>138301353
figured

>>138301141
lol

>>138295741
Comfy in the shithole green blip in the middle of California. Then most of the shiteaters around me will be dead and I'll be free of this cucked state.

>>138298107
eh, its a bs saying. we are overdue, but the magma under yellowstone is like 4/10 of the way full it needs to me completly full for this to happen. we have another 100 or so thousand years

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>>138296886
>tfw blue zone
heh no epic happening ever comes around

What if we're in a simulation and this sense of impending doom that we can't quite pinpoint lately/scatter around to find things to attribute it to is an intrinsic response to a decreasing stability of the simulation. Like a heart monitor with a gradual increase in time between the beeps, potentially approaching flatline.

I have never seen this many "civil war" threads or "what the fuck is going on in the world/America?" Threads. I see an influx of Yellowstone threads, WWIII, and major deep state pedo ring happening threads too. All topics of huge magnitude that would cause a massive ripple in the fabric of reality.

What if hysteria just keeps increasing, and eventually -click-?