HAPPENING ACTIVE SHOOTER

>>138277387
no but have a bamp.

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>>138277387
bump

>>138277387
Niggers did it.

>>138277387

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN

Floridabro here....That's Miami/Dade....There are more than one active shooter in the state and even that area right now, I promise you that.

what is it about flordia that makes people there so fucked? growing up i've always heard of it as being a retirement state for elder people, now it's a hell on earth.

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>>138278601
Is this a heroine joke?

>>138278722
Born and lived in Florida most of my life, aside from some time in Texas. As far as I can tell it's the water. Our aquaphers are laced with bath salts.

>>138278748
Kek
I fucking hope it is Anon

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>>138278722
Florida fag here. We have this thing called the "Sunshine law," where literally everything that happens to police, fire/rescue, 911 operators and all government officials becomes immediately public record, and online typically within 24 hours in searchable databases.

From there, thousands of media outlets across the world have bots scan the stories for keyword combinations that could yield potentially attention-grabbing headlines: "Toddler gets head stuck in toilet, Home Depot won't give refund"

dolphin mall lol

that place is breddy gay

there's a decent place in the front where you can sip alcoholic smoothies while watching people enter the mall before they don't buy anything

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>>138277387
Better fucking not be one of you spergs causing more trouble for us

>>138278722
This
>>138279047
Got arrested when I was 19 and immediately released with case dropped and now that mugshot is the first thing that comes up when you google my name, really shitty deal.

looking for a stream.. anyone have one? NBC6 miami doesnt have one.

>>138279358
Yup. I maintain that Florida has far fewer events of redneck stupidity than other southern states per capita, it's just it's super easy to find out about and report in a timely manner. Nobody cares that some Rabbi in San Bernardino was fucking boy scouts three years ago.

>>138279577
Yup, On point.
And most people still havn't heard of the Tennessee Torture slayings a few years back, even on /pol/.
Low hanging fruit, I guess.

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Bump

Somebody has to have a periscope link

>>138279358
what'd you do?

>>138280316
Domestic Violence, but it was self defense. I was being punched in the face (even in my mugshot you can see I was the one who got the beating) and pushed them away, but because they said I pushed them away by their throat, the cops considered it "choking" which in Florida is attempted murder...so...off I go all bloodied up at midnight for attempted murder lol.

The factory I was working at closed a few weeks later, and then I was unemployed for 5 fucking years...Can't help but feel that a simple google search showing me as an "attempted murder" felon arrestee might have hindered my ability to find work.

Funniest part was the cop who took me in, while we were driving, shut off his little radio walkietalkie and explained to me "If this shit happens again...Kick and punch...If you would have kicked him in the face 10 times you wouldn't be going to jail right now".

>>138277387

wtf

>>138280783
what was the fight over?

>>138281203
I threw away a broken TV(Well, put it to the curb)...which...apparently to this person had sentimental value..or something. They came home drunk from the bar, so, honestly I'm not too sure lol.

PLEASE BE A WHITE GUY

>>138280015
Why would an attractive girl settle for such a low quality rice boy? Girls are so bizarre.

>>138281493
In Miami/Dade? It's going to be a hispanic or a black.

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>Was going to go to Dolphin Mall today
>Decide not to because of laziness
>See this hours later
Who /blessed/ here?

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>>138277387
Proud to be a floridian!

>>138281474
sounds like a huge faggot. you should have just killed him and claimed self defense

>>138281668
Hindsight is always 20/20, isn't it? lol.
Nah I got fucked...but I was living with mongrel trash. Live and learn I guess.
Lesson learned is don't fuck around in Florida. On certain beaches you get fined if you're drinking coffee..This state is both a place for old people to die as well as to drain cash from tourists through litigation.

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>>138281911
>On certain beaches you get fined if you're drinking coffee
lol wat? I've lived here for 20+ years and I've never heard of this

>>138277387
I always thought that "active shooter" sounded like a recreational sport
i guess in America it is

>>138281572
probably muslim. miami is very gay.

>>138282203
*cringe*

>>138282141
I'd have to look it up...I feel like it was Seminole Beach but it's been years. Googling it now just shows a Styrofoam ban in Miami.

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>>138278722

My ex lives in Naples, hope she gets shot

>>138283644
shame on you

>>138283812
To be fair most people in Naples are liberal cunt bags.

How does no one ever have a concealed carry to deal with this? What happened to my country?

Broward gag here, nothing major happening. Go back to your gay night clubs folks!

>>138284445
Its funny because here in Florida we have stand your ground laws i have no idea why these people dont walk around with a 9mm
Also as a Floridian i can confirm this is easily the best AND worse state at the same time in the US

>>138285278
As a Californian I think we have you beat

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>>138278722
Bath salts leeching into the water supply

>>138282789
sounds more like a litter ban.

A question to Florida fags. Can a non resident have a concealed carry and purchase a gun?

>>138285649
You can only purchase a gun in your home state

>>138285649
>Can a non resident have a concealed carry and purchase a gun?
If your state acknowledges CC in our state, I believe so.

>>138285649
>>138285649
non resident can get a permit for concealed carry there, yes. as long as you are a US citizen. no, you cant be a venezuelan and get a permit to carry. and no you can only legally purchase a handgun in the state of your residence, with very few exceptions (collectors using an 03FFL license, etc)

>>138285422
Debatable east coast water is ten times better than west coast water plus less retards if you disregard miami and below

>>138277387
FUKKU YU DORUFINNS
FUKKU YU WARUUS

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>>138285649
For CCW, we have reciprocity laws. As far as purchasing a firearm, I believe you have to have it shipped to a dealer in your state and then purchase it from them (if you want a particular one)

I was at the mall, it's Dolphin mall in Doral, Florida. There's one guy shooting, and after that everyone started running outside. Swat are already at the scene, my friends managed to get out too

>>138278748
no its a nigger joke

>>138285466
Holy fucking kek

>>138285694
>>138285750
So if a go to your state with a visa can I have a gun?

>>138286074
Your ID say fAkE get BTFO kid

>>138277387
So uhh....any proof or are you talking out your ass?

>>138281592
Admit it, you're the shooter and you're posting from the mall.

>>138286237
Have one?
Yes

Buy one?
No

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>>138286237
I didn't check flag, Figured another american...so...
>>138285925
Now once you are certified without our boarders you have specific states which you can and cannot carry in.

>>138286480
Within our boarders*

>Florida
This is normal in Florida

>>138278949
Yes, bath salts and a never ending supply of Jenkem.
954 here

>>138285422
Oregonian fag here. This is just a reminder. Don't come up here for the eclipse. You people are inconsiderate loud mouthed assholes. If you degenerates do decide to come up here or even move here a little piece of advice. We love quiet. Your drama really won't work here. So shut the fuck up or GTFO! :)

>>138286074
thanks for sharing pic

>Live close to Dolphin
>Family went to dolphin
>Friends went

wew good thing stayed home, though they got home at around 7 or so. Friends invited me to hang out, but didn't feel like it so stayed home

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>>138286074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV8diE0pS8g
Who the fuck names their city Doral

>>138286619
FALSE, this is relatively calm for Florida you shoulve seen the local news LAST night holy shit
t. Floridian

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Help

>>138286411
W-what? Impossible.

>>138286716
I don't give a fuck about the eclipse, you fucking chimp. You and your nigger friends stay out of Tahoe

>>138285466
This was Thursday

>>138286074
It was at bass pro shop apperantly. I remember on conco de mayo, some faggot club was blasting music so loud I could hear it from my room. Some shitty club sort of close to the guadalupe church.

>>138286839
Wtf look an active shooter quick put this shit on snapchat

>>138286839
From a training exercise conducted by the police dept a couple years ago

>>138286716
My whole frat decided we were going to see the eclipse in Oregon, which stuffing some locals with cock meat.
Sorry bud...Put your girl on a leash, Unless she's so addicted to being in flyover country that she will remain loyal, fair warning.

>>138277387
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>>138286839
This is from a terrorist training exercise from 2013. Stop spreading fake images faggot.

>>138286716
is it true that people are renting camping spots for $3000 there for the eclipse?

>>138286716
Me have fun is more important than pleasing you limp wristed faggots fucking kys

>>138287140
Why is this hard to believe? Californians have money unlike middle America. Stay poor

>>138287296
shut up faggot. wasn't asking you

>>138277387
nigger is gonna get shot here. Cops in Miami shoot to kill every chance they can

>>138287140
yup... we're jewing out on this... hasn't happened in 99 years so we have no shame.

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>>138287459
just stay poor ok?

Can someone translate this monkey-speak? Is this a spic drumpfposting?

>>138277387
>shooter
>mall
Dindu mating dance

>>138287485
Yea because if they dont they wont be coming home for dinner, ever, i got mad respect to the cops in miami they have to deal with a lot of shot

>>138287057
fuck you, commiefornia is hell and full of tweakers. Don't spread your jewish degeneracy here. You're not welcome. We'll make sure to let you know.

>>138287742
I can smell the ego dripping off you like sweat, neck yourself prep boy

>>138279080
funny. u funny. iz y i lik 4chan

>>138287892
can you translate it or not?

>>138287742
President Drumpf has been informed of the armed incident in Dolphin Mall of Miami. No hypothesis has been discarded.

so I assume about the motive?

>>138287742
"President Trump has already been informed about the armed incident in the Dolphin Mall from Miami.
No hypothesis is discarded."

>>138287998
Wtf

>>138287875
Already booked bro, strap your bitch in tight.

HOYL FUCKING SHIT. ITS REALLY HABBENING, THERE IS ANOTHR BORING ACTIVE SHOOTER.! THIS IS A GOOD HABBENING AND NOT A BORING NON-HAPBENING.

>>138288316
fuck off kike

>>138284445
I do, I tend to avoid that shitty mall though.

>>138287742
Nah, just something about Trump being informed about the shooting.

>>138288316
Shootings are lame tier news in Florida "Man throws baby alligator through wendys drive through window" is a pretty legit title tho (and yes it happened and best part is that he was charged with ASSUALT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON) fucking kek

>>138281539
Money,status, or as a virtue signal.

>>138288545
I remember that. Fuckin Florida, I swear the only good thing about living here is... well I can't think of anything right now but I'm sure something will come to me.

Hospital anon here

We're waiting on 10-15 patients to Arrive

>>138285466
>Bath salts leeching into the water supply

Florida is pretty much on par with Africa at this point. If those headlines didn't state those incidents happened in florida, i would've assumed it was liberia or some shit.

>>138288803
post proofs faggot

>>138288774
There are a couple good things yo, i personally like this state the rednecks are pretty nice but loud, good gun laws, wild boar hunting also rural Florida is a great place plus funny ass news stories, just stay away from miami and other such places and its all fine and dandy, great fishing plus you can raise animals too plus grow a plethora of food, and personally i like the heat over the cold

>>138285981
WTF is south carolinas problem!?

>>138287742
It's says you're a faggot nigger.
>Be burger
>Be dumb

>>138289325
I can smell le ebic 56% meme coming on soon

>>138289461
52% m8

https://twitter.com/maliva27/status/899106878571106305

>>138289461
I am whiter than you faggot

>>138289527
The meme decreases by the day m8

>>138285466
who is the legendary hacker Florida man

>>138289605
Toppest of keks, you're funny nigger boy go get shot by tyrone in his crack house across the dirt road and end up in a ditch

>>138289605
Post proofs

>>138277387
cops entered mall a few min ago

https://twitter.com/jennjime3493/status/899107102752260096

Literally a nothing happening.

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>>138288119
Come and get some. Okay actually, you can have her. She's kinda chubby but knows to cook. Maybe we can even have an orgy.

>>138290023
Cops entered mall like two hours ago, fucktard

>>138290133
I see you truly are from commiefornia

>>138286839
Put Sam hydes face on there and you're cooking with gas.

>>138290418
Holy shit thats accurate

>>138290133
I'll outcook her, outfuck you, and outalpha your states median.Can eclipse my skill-set over yours, if you really feel like shining a light over it and exposing it to the world; No walmart goggles necessary.

>>138290795
ECCLIPSE. HIS. BITCH.

>>138281592
>going to dolphin mall
are you a cholo?

>>138290795
What has this thread turned into

>>138291238
California redemption arc

>>138289605
>this triggers the 52% percent

>>138290795

>I'll outcook her, outfuck you, and outalpha your states median

You're not even black, stfu.

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>>138290795
Oregon is far superior to Commiefornia... except the very north of California. But we'll soon turn that into Jefferson state anyway. Get fucked. Enjoy your sand and rubble piece of shit state.

Can I get a sitrep?

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>>138291238
Just your standard Floridian thread. Heros get born and heros get rekt In the SunShine. >>138290795
>>138291962
>>138291812
mfw buddy's girl gets ecclipsed on, and if anyone protests motherfuckers getting their faces eaten off

>>138291082
Where else are you supposed to go in West Dade?

>>138278601

I used to live a few miles always from Dolphin's. Wtf is going on down there?

>>138289616
I just turned black yesterday. Hard to cope.

>>138292345
Illegals. It's an unofficial but official sanctuary shitty.

>>138292568

Believe it or not, there are not that many illegals in miami compared to the states bording central america.

Most of the hispanic population in Miami is Cuban and they've always had either asylum or wet/dry laws that allowed them path to citizenship.

>>138292806
.Not believe it indeed, lol. I mean maybe Obama gave them a helping hand but...All the Spanish I know is "Alto!" to stop these dumb cunts from fucking up.

>>138292491
Damn man sorry to hear that

>>138292249

i guarantee id fuck ur mom while ur dad jerked off in the corner if i ever treated her to my meals. Bitch.

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How do we Make Miami Great Again Florida bros?

I'm from there and I'm really disappointed to see what it's become. It's going to be our country's next Detroit.

I'm about to graduate from Princeton and am in good position to make really good money and have a good network.

What can be done to fix the Miami problem?

>>138293916
>Leaf
>Just mapel syrup drenched garbage
Get fucked kiddo

>>138286644
This guy gets it

>>138294265

I was thinking cup soup but ok

Alright, Floridabros. Where can I go to see the eclipse on Monday?

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>>138294021
>It's going to be our country's next Detroit.
>implying it's not already white Detroit.

>>138294905
Well it's the sky..so...anywhere,
Fly up alligator alley and look for literally any breai off to a private plot of land. just make sure a cow won't smash your skull in while you're naturing.

>>138294905
>>138295336
This

Also
>>138296910

>>138281592
That kid reminds me of Ben Shapiro.

No injuries related to the incident.

Work at the trauma hospital near by. Went in because we were expecting patients. 2 hours later no one injured.

Well that's a good scenario I guess

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Listen for the squeak.