my dad is FBI

>>138276489
My dad is CIA. He says you won't fly so well.

>>138276621
Is he a big guy?

>>138276621
My dad is a big guy. He says it would be extremely painful

>>138276489

FUCKING LARPER GET THE FUCK OUF AND FUCL OFF BACK TO YOUR LARP GENERALS AND STAY THERE !!

I FUCKING MEAN IT

>>138276489
most FBI are nerdy accountant looking guys, not SJWs, not chads and certainly not alt-right.

>>138276732
>>138276703

For you.

>>138276489
my dad works for nintendo, he says theres a new super mario coming out.
youll just have to take my word or not.

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>>138276489
>Chad vs SJW
>Believing Chads would ever lose this matchup

Wew lad

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>>138276489
My dad is a Ninja-san from Japan. He said humanity will be dead in 100 years thanks to liberal scum and antifa.

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>>138276489
Based Chad no homo

>>138276489
>my dad is FBI
maybe your dad should get a real job

>>138276489
>alt-right
>chads

top kek

>>138276489
Hi, my dad is CIA. Quite a big guy even for you

FBI here
Can confirm the details posted in OP

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>>138278328
You were saying?

>>138278568
Stop it with the speed-balls ma dude.

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>>138276489

>>138278568
fucking kek
>he thinks hes a chad

>>138276489
My dad can beat up your FBI dad

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>>138278839
say that to my face, juden!

>>138278568
>west slav mixed with what appears to be south western Euro.
Same you dont have the profile of this proto mutt. Would love to see his cranium slope.

>>138278114
Chad Pride Worldwide

>>138278568
>bug-eyed pewdiepie
>chad

toppest of keks

this is why /pol/ always loses in public. they think they're superhumans behind their computers and literal white gods, then they go out in public and get outed for the doughy nerds that they are.

granted, antifa is full of the same fat losers, but its funnier because you guys are under the impression that youre hot shit

>>138276489

doesn't matter because the CIA is run by SJW trannies now

>>138279059
why did you post a picture a typical Balkanshit clearly suffering from Downs syndrom?

>>138279059
Really, no more drugs for you.

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>>138279073
>>138279131
You two think you're hot shit?

>>138279059
>le 56% face

keep em comin

>>138278749
is that a gurl or a boy?

>>138279059
fatty

>>138276902
>For you.
speak for yourself.
https://youtu.be/8Jg3T19_Ecc

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>>138279186
for some laughs. Here's Hbomberguy, a communist apologetic on jewtube for comparison.

>>138276732
My dad exepcts one of us in the wreckage brother

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>>138279335
Commies aren't humans

My dad works for Nintendo

>yfw alphabet agencies shitpost to eachother
>Hey NED, did you see that me-me frog I posted. LOL EBIL NAZI RACIS
>Yah BOB. I gave it an ubboat and posted le epic hitler

>>138276489
>no way proving this to be true

common sense says that it's true.

>>138279059

inbred much, white trash?

how does your sister's cunt taste?

>>138279059
You look like one sad Chad

>>138276621
>so well
found a pretending hothead

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>>138278114
HAIL CHAD

>>138279296
Master race with a slightly elongated face

>>138279176
>doesn't matter because the CIA is run by SJW trannies now
we'll be glad to introduce ourselves if you like..

https://youtu.be/1QI6eX_JOr0

>>138276489
So he let Killary off the hook orrrr ?

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>>138279296

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>>138279603
>>138279678
Look at my youtube revenue, and keep crying bitches

Can we all admit how fuckin sweet those FBI jackets are?

I want to join the FBI so bad but you can't join if you have used any illegal drug, other than marijuana, within the ten (10) years preceding the date of the application for employment.

I tried cocaine a few times many years ago, should I try to apply anyway?

>>138279991

>youtube
>chad

lel

>>138280100
>I tried cocaine a few times many years ago, should I try to apply anyway?
don't lie or they will know.

trust.

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>>138278839
>Strong jawline
>tall
>muscular
>Blond hair, blue eyes
>Implying he's anything but a chad

>>138276788
>get knock at door
>open door aggressively
>some scrawny balding weakling manlet pulls out a badge and mumbles some inaudable shit about FBI or selling something or something
>SORRY NOT INTERESTED BRAH
>slam door in his face

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>>138279296
>easily triggered
now tits or get out

do your knuckles dragg when you walk?

>>138280330
a chad on the outside
beta on the inside
gj

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>>138280130
haven't had fun larping as (((KrautAndTea))) for some time.
At least your responses to his pic confirmed that his grandma was raped by slavs.

>>138279991
Holy shit go to the fucking dentist once in a while.

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>>138280349
do these count?

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>>138280514
>you win

>>138276902
If I take that Anonymous ID off, will you die?

>>138279764
>being THIS new

>>138280217
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. That means I have to wait years before I can apply though. God damn it, I've only done it a handful of times and I never would have touched it if I knew today it meant that I couldn't work there.

The 10 year window is stiff, I'm not a drug addict or drug abuser in any sense of the word. A few times in college is basically nothing, they are missing out, but rules are rules.

Do you work at the FBI? I really want to work there. I have experience in financial services, but I would also like to do other stuff if given the chance.

>>138276489
My Dad is mossad and he says that both Antifa and Alt-right are controlled by intel agencies.

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>ITT guys with Nazi flags post pics of themselves in a thread who's subject is #FBI
you cant make this shit up

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>>138280926
get over here, you fuck.

>>138279296
moon man?

Bumping for more Nazi Chad pics for my gf

>>138281119
underrated

>>138279296
>Moonman actually browses /pol/

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>>138276489
>clamp down on a bunch of jobless NEETs
ok

>>138283223
kek good one texas

>>138283562
Thanks, Malaysia

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>tfw wanted to be an FBI agent since I was a little kid but know it'll never happen

OPs dad here
Can confirm the SJW / Chad situation over here
It's pretty tense at times but we're winning out

>>138285252
work for the ATO

>>138276489
Your dad isnt FBI because Americans dont use the term "Chad"

>>138276489

Tell your dad not to underestimate the SJW's.

They seem like weak angry morons, but they are actually devious psychopaths fuelled by pure hate.

You need to push them out of your organization or they will wind up backstabbing you and/or becoming your boss.

>>138276489
My dad is POTUS and he says OP is a LARPing trap fapping fag

>>138285252
just become a gang member, they do the exact same shit, except legally

>>138285468
How is the Taxation Office in any way similar to the FBI? Or did you mean ASIO? 'cause ASIO have knocked back all my applications and I bet its all because of 4chan.

>>138285252

https://www.fbijobs.gov/working-at-FBI/how-to-apply

Then move here and get to work. We need motivated people like you to help fix the problems in our country. As far as I know, you don't need to be a US native to apply. Live your dreams, anon. It certainly is a large commitment, but if it's what you want to do, then do it. The longer you wait, the less likely it is to happen.

>>138285405
The father is British and the son is American. Ironic.

>>138285931
clearly you've never seen someone get audited by the ATO. they're like a particularly tyrannical version of the IRS mixed with the financial fraud part of the Secret Service.

>>138285405
OP's mom here
Can confirm this as well

>>138285956
>As far as I know, you don't need to be a US native to apply

Quickly skimming through some of the links on there it doesn't seem like you even have to be a legal immigrant either.

>>138286096
Will I get to be like Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness?

>>138286442
>>Will I get to be like Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness?
i've never seen that movie, but i can tell you that you will be able to stalk bogans and chinese illegals

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>>138276489
K. Keep me posted.

>>138278568
He said Chad, not choad

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>>138286627
You're starting to get me moist. Incidentally its a really good movie, Sam Neill plays an insurance investigator.

>>138276489
You just outed your dad as a leak, larper.

>>138279059
Damn, check out Andre the manlet

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MFW your dad gets fired because he told his 16 year old son classified shit

Gayest thread in the catalog.

>>138279335
Wondering the same thing.

>>138286442
>Come here illegally
>Apply to FBI
>Get job and climb the ranks
>Ban illegals from joining

Make it happen. Believe in yourself, anon.

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>>138276621
My dad's John Podesta, he says you think you're hot shit dontcha?

>>138287672
RIGHT! I'M PUMPED NOW. I AM GOING TO BOOK A FLIGHT AND GET MY PASSPORT SORTED TOMORROW.

>>138276489
It fits the current happenings pattern thanks anon

>>138280926
>pictures of themselves

How fucking new is this guy

>>138278568
Is that Pete tefft? LMAO poor guy

>>138276489

Ask him why the so many of the White Nationalists are FBI assets.

>>138280671
Look at the file name, you fell for a LARP