NASA's plans to relieve pressure in Yellowstone

>>138262422
>relieves the pressure
>accidentally blows it up
thank fuckking god i dont live anywhere close that ticking time bomb

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>mfw they do it during the eclipse to purposely trigger the volcano.

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shit

>>138262422
>Monday

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>>138262422
>NASA: Oops, we accidently the whole...

>>138262422
How exactly do they plan on doing that? I mean I'm sure we all have an idea of a way to prevent Yellowstone from erupting, but some larger entity like NASA would definitely fuck it up.

This has no negative implications.

>>138262422
>one scientists
i'll be surprised if they even bother looking into hard methods of relieving pressure. seems more like one guy throwing ideas at the wall and seeing what gets him a raise.

>>138262633
if that thing blows anywhere on earth is to close, read this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer

and that eruption was a small fart compared to a possible Yellowstone eruption, the fags dying in the initial blast would be the lucky ones if you ask me

>>138262633

Anon, if that volcano goes up you're going to feel it no matter where you are, the entire hemisphere is going to be fucked.

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>>138264098
>the fags dying in the initial blast would be the lucky ones if you ask me
This. I don't want to starve

>>138263944
Well, the obvious solution (obviously without any data to back it up) would be to avoid an explosive eruption by drilling release vents so the pressure drops. Like poking tiny holes in a balloon so that it doesn't pop.

This is Jahannam, the fire that will cleanse the Kuffar

>>138262422
>Volcano explodes every 600,000 years
>The last time it exploded was 600,000 years ago
>Media buzz
>Buzz
WHERES THE WIDESPREAD PANIC? GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS? NAZIS?WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

>>138264327
>Like poking tiny holes in a balloon so that it doesn't pop.
like a needle tip small hole? did you try it?

(protip: put some tape on the balloon surface for structural integrity on poke that pice)

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>>138264736
I'll do that and charge NASA 50 million dollars for proof of concept testing heh heh heh

>>138264247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BpcArRYTpE

>>138264327
Yeah, but I worry that NASA isn't going to be lenient like that.

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>drill horizontally into yellowstone
>perforate pipe and pump water into it to cool the magma
>MFW FRACKING SAVES THE WORLD

>>138264247

Eat liberals.

>>138262422
(((nasa)))
>practical
stick to space you fucking faggots.

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>>138262422

>all the diversity hires at NASA now
>women in charge of saving the world

what can go wrong?

>>138264736
>just use tape
ok now transfer your experiment to earth
>tfw there is no tape

>>138265019
adding water to the magma would cause the exposed layer to cool and turn to stone, which, still being under the surface, would effectively plug the hole you just made and increase the pressure again

the magma needs to be allowed to expand out of the ground, without the explosion

>>138264602
Us whiteys have so much privilege that we will be spared the yellow stone hunger-phase because we were genocide'd.
fucking niggers gon' be real fucking hungry and Saint peter will stand at the pearly gates with a sign that says "fuck off, we're full."

>>138265373
>hire all women
>they start looking at earth instead of into space

>>138262422
>smartest people in the world
>the earth needs to fart

>>138265574
so controlled explosion for several weaks, a slow bursting of a pimple?

>>138265630
Nice

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>>138262422
>it will happen when the weather cools
>they're trying to move god's hand

>>138262422
let it fucking happen.
i don't want to live in a world without national socialism

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>>138262633
>>138262422
Let me put this in simpler terms so you stupid anti-climate chang, white supremacists will understand.

1# ERUPTION - 800km around the Yellowstone national park IS GONE in lava. A caldera with this size breaks open, everything in this radius falls down into several kilometers deep of lava. I quote a scientist "we are toast, we are done". It's just ..... gone, not there anymore.

2# Whole America would be buried under several meters of extremly toxic volcanic ash and it all will be made of billions + billions of microscopic pieces of glass(stone explodes = splitters, the heat melts this creates glass), they found a herd of dead animals ~1000km from Yellowstone from the last eruption and all had the glass ash in their bones, killed by the ash rain which got into their lungs.

3# The ash would rain over North America for weeks, crushing houses under the weight and burrying everything beneath. Without a gas mask - see 2

4# The ash comes into the stratosphere, travels around the world and if it comes into contact with airplanes the turbines are "glased" because the ash melts again because of the temperature there = drop dead to the ground.

That's why the worldwide air travel has to stop for several months, maybe a year, nothing can fly.

5# The ash clouds darken the sky for 5-6 years, every plant dies. So does every animal because they have no food without the plants. Also, nuclear winter, global temperatures drop about ~10-15 degree celsius.

#6 WE ARE FUCKED. Seriously, if this thing breaks out ...... I don't think the human race can survive.

7# Did I mention that the Yellowstone volcano breaks out in intervals (out of my head every 1,35 million years as far as I remember) and it's overdue? Okay we talk about a timespan of (out of my head, don't have the presentation here) 0-50.000 years, but I could break out every moment

>>138262422
>americans
>solve a problem

do they want to throw a nuke in it?

>>138265968
haha
>this

>>138265373
>National Aerodynamics and Space Administration
>instead of the fucking department of interior
We're never going into space again.

>>138262422
My guess is that this effort will only lead to accidentally making the whole fucking thing explode like a shook bottle of Fanta

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>>138262422
FUND IT.
Terraforming our environment is the future.

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>>138263944
mooolten mag-mah!

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>>138265960
cool! volcano dust is nutrient rich for plants! like Azomite rock dust.

>>138265960
>stupid anti-climate chang

>>138262422
they're going to kill us all

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>>138265373

>>138265574

Im not sure that there is a material in the world that can withstand lava flowing through it for very long. And im not sure that it would even flow. When you consider the weight of it, friction, and parts of it hardening as it cools coming up the hole. Id like to see what the scientists actually want to do.

>>138266288
I forgot an “E” like you all forgot how vital healthy teeth are.

>>138262422

>"space" agency

>wants to research shit in the ground

In reality, they just want grant money for bogus projects which will never get any followup.

Keeps the paychecks going without any responsibility in the future.

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>>138266299
I doubt it.

>>138262422
Oh man I really don't trust those fucks to not to blow it up

Why even fuck with it? Unless it's set to blow just leave it the fuck alone

>>138262422
WE FRACK YELLOWSTONE TO SAVE HUMANITY AND PRODUCE AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF OIL.

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>>138265019
Cool magma . .with water . .
this guy . .

What you gonna do it prematurely make it go BOOM .

The only chance is to allow it to blow from different location and not concentrated .

You'd want a dozen St.Helens to one yellowstone and that's putting it mildly because i have no idea how many St.Helens = yellowstone anyways .

btw to actually "cool" the SEA of magma under yellowstone one usually need several times xx the amount of SEA to put out anything .

>>138262422
>what could possibly go wrong?

>>138266379
yeah how racist trying to shut down mother nature..that's also anti-feminist

>>138262422
Can't they just have the pressure flow to several different hotspots we make, having them the equivalent to St. Helens like >>138266201

>>138265960
Thanks for the explanation despite calling me stupid before hand :(

>>138266651

We also have relieve holes drilled where the steam comes out. Use the steam for power. Its going to be a gold mine.

>>138262422
>america trying to relieve pressure from anything
i guess the human race dragged on long enough, time to die.

>>138263354
>>138262422
Oh... my... fucking...

>>138266610
That isn’t fracking since there’s no oil involved.

>>138265630

The air ceiling is sexist and holding them back, that's why

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>>138264098
MFW I live in the inner death zone. I get to be instantly annihilated while you faggots choke on cinders.

Enjoy your ashy doom, niggers.

Please God make it explode.

Roast all the niggers and antifa and commie feminists.

I don't give a fuck. End this planet.

>>138265960
>New Hampshire wins again

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America. You could enlist all those useless sexist white male layabouts to do the dangerous Yellowstone job.

>>138265960
>2021
That's a long wait

>>138265960
Everything you just said is just some made up horse shit.

The whole yellowstone bullshit is a CIA psy-op. to distract the sheeple like yourself from the real truth.

>>138266808
>make free clean energy
>save the world from total anihilation in the process
Fuck yeah.

just drill a hole down to china that way it would erupt down there, wiping out the chinks and saving the west

kinda sucks for japan but they dont have souls anyway so whatever

>>138266288
rekt and debunkt

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>>138267205
Not sure about what you said but I felt challenged to post this in response to your picture.

>>138267304
Are you trying to tell me that Yellowstone isn't a volcano that didn't blow up 640,000 years ago and isn't due to blow up again?

>>138262422
Why don't we dig a tunnel from out of state all the way to it? Sure the tunneler that reach it will be killed, but for the greater good.

>Also when the pressure is low enough, dig out the entire park, dig wide, dig deep. Deep enough where if it were to go off, the amount of debris that is launched won't be as dangerous.

>>138266777
Well, read more books instead of being a bigoted piece of shit.

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>>138267670
>read more books
>tfw only read magna

>>138262422
why the fuck is NASA doing it?! Why not the union of all TWELVE geologists that actually do field work!? Orchestrated chaos. They know what they're doing. They'll blame it on the eclipse when it blows.

>>138265960
>Seriously, if this thing breaks out ...... I don't think the human race can survive.

I think there's a non-zero chance humans would survive, but civilisation would be gone and the few that did make it through would fall back to being small hunter-gatherer tribes living off the land with a life expectancy of about 30-40 years.

>>138264098
>caused average global temperatures to decrease by 0.4–0.7 °C (0.7–1.3 °F)
But that would solve global warming.

>>138262422
NASA does realize overdue when it comes to volcanoes means that it'll explode 1000-10,000 years from now, right? Why tf they messing with it right now.

>>138267670

Is there anyway you could get it to go off and kill your useless parasites to earth?

Thanks

We could do with the cooler climate down here. O, and fuck off, we're full.

>>138267304
>Neck beard detected.

>>138267082
While I agree with your sentiment I'd have to disagree with ending this planet as I live here and all.

>>138262633
>US flag
>thank fuckking god i dont live anywhere close that ticking time bomb

Unless you're in Alaska or Hawai'i, you're still way too close. When that thing goes up you don't want to be on the same continent as it. Of course, Alaska and Hawai'i import most of their food so you're fucked no matter what. Really, we're all fucked if Yellowstone goes up.

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>>138262422
>mfw america self destructs

>>138265960
>The ash clouds darken the sky for 5-6 years, every plant dies.
Wanna know how I know you are retarded?

>Did I mention that the Yellowstone volcano breaks out in intervals
Plants still exist idiot.

>>138266903
We'll frack it and oil will come up. Praise Jesus!

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>accidentally set the volcano off
>every NASA employee dies in the blast

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>>138265185
>eating spoiled food

>>138265960
>>138265960
>>138265960

In all seriousness here, what are the appropriate steps to take in the event that this eruption happens? Let's say I'm in the UK here. I'm thinking:

1 - immediately go outside and knock on every door on your street. Briefly explain the danger and urgency, explain that you're forming a militia and that every young man in the area is required to join because you can realistically expect raiders to come within days.

2 - create name and meeting point for militia, as well as formalized structure of communication (internet will be down permanently within 2 weeks at most - you will probably never again experience it in your lifetime)

3 - immediately loot all local stores for supplies of any kind - take any and all food (this needs to happen within two days of emergence)

4 - create base out of multiple houses, establish defensive fortifications. Gather weapons and assign to specific militiamen

5 - ??? wait for attacks? die? dunno

>>138267670
Nice assumptions there dipshit, fuck off

Also your logic follows as: not believing in climate change = bigoted piece of shit

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>>138262422
So we gonna be
>hordes of white refugees
now? Sweet, dude.

>>138268112
Plants can grow back they just won’t be able to grow for a very long time. You dumbfuck neckbeard.

>>138265968
Funny enough, that might actually work. It would create a nice large vent for the magma

>>138264327
Poke a tiny hole in a balloon and come back to the thread.

>>138265960
>you stupid anti-climate chang
lmfao really nigger
climate change has nothing to do with yellowrock you kike

>>138268414
Sounds like every plant didn't die then doesn't it you doom and gloom fearmongering faggot.

Go hug a tree.

>>138262422
these are the same fucktards that believe in climate change

not worried

dont touch that thing, they will fuck something up and make it explode

Solar Eclipse will cause the super volcano to blow up 6 days later.

NASA is full of blacks, asians, beaners and every race, including retard white women. These retards are gonna blow up the planet and kill us all.

>>138268700
We can only fucking hope

>>138268344
I assumed you were saying you were a white supremacist since I mentioned both. Sorry I called you bigoted but it’s unfortunate you don’t believe in logic and reason.

>>138266443
Just use obsidian and ceramic.

Obsidian normally forms hollow tubes for lava to flow further away by keeping it insulated from the air.

People sometimes fall into them and it's awful.

>>138268795
Look up what happened after the solar eclipse in Turkey or Alaska they all had major earthquakes days later.

I hope it blows up tomorrow lol on its own or from another country nuking it I don't care

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>>138265968
I know that's a joke, but underground nuclear blast's vaporize surrounding material into gas, that's why underground test cause the ground to collapse. That may help reduce the pressure.

>>138268796
Can you tell me where I could buy gas masks that can protect against volcanic ash. I live in the outer most ring of the ash radius

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>>138265960
>Yellowstone volcano breaks out in intervals (out of my head every 1,35 million years as far as I remember) and it's overdue?
Every 600K years
>last time it erupted was 600K years ago

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>>138268768
How is that even possible? Diversity saves us each and every day.

>>138268796
>people are falling for this obvious bait

lel you're a hoot anon

>>138262422
they will fuck up, won't they?

>>138269020
yup,
we
dead

>>138268986
>the last white people have been exterminated
>(((they))) are rubbing their hands
>Yellowstone explodes

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>NASA

Uhh pretty sure Yellowstone isn't in space, faggots

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just trigger it and get it over with

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>>138268700
>Eclipse occurs, blocks sunlight
>sharp drop in surface temperature causes ground to contract suddenly
>this tectonic stress causes Yellowstone to finally erupt
>spews ash and lava into atmosphere
>all the debris gets sucked into the eclipse's black hole
>eclipse ends
>sunshine returns
>crisis averted

Praise the Lord!

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>>138265960
Sharing is caring

>>138269020
Its like trying to stop explosive diarrhea. You can try to slowly let it out but sooner or later its gonna blow the fuck out.

>>138268565
Seeds can lie dormant for years, decades before springing to life when favorable conditions return. We sure as fuck won't be able to grow viable crops on any kind of large scale during the interim.

>>138268302
>you can realistically expect raiders to come within days.
Only if everyone is as stupid as you and forms their own militias.
The nature of humanity during an apocalypse isn't understood entirely, but one of the things that could potentially fuck it all up is the mindset of living like it's a video game rather than trying to maintain society.

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>>138269291
have you ever heard of a yellow stone called THE FUCKING SUN

>>138268302
the only step that matters - print thousands of pages of porn, porn will be worth more than food or bullets after the internet dies

>>138262422

>Advisory Council on Planetary Defense

What did they mean by this?

>“Through drilling in this way, it could be used to create a geothermal plant, which generates electric power at extremely competitive prices of around $0.10/kWh. You would have to give the geothermal companies incentives to drill somewhat deeper and use hotter water than they usually would, but you would pay back your initial investment, and get electricity which can power the surrounding area for a period of potentially tens of thousands of years. And the long-term benefit is that you prevent a future supervolcano eruption which would devastate humanity.”

Should I trust this?

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>>138265554

>>138269651
everyones
fucked

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>>138267205
Another animal jumping

>>138268983
EBay for decent surplus. Find one with a drinking straw, and 40mm threads.

3m makes new full face respirators as well and you won't have to worry about surplus that's been knocked around as much. Also, new 3m filters have no asbestos unlike some cheap surplus filters.

The round green (gp-5?) Canisters are cheap and mostly safe. It contains an asbestos compound, but as long as there is no structural damage and no powder above the filter they should be good to go.

Personally I have an Avon s-10. Reminder that large faceshields make it difficult to shoulder a rifle.

Good luck, from /k/.

>>138269805
Yes, this is an animal. I am also an animal. You are also an animal.

>>138268511
>yellow rock
Lol you dumb neckbeard. Yellow stone has everything to do with climate change. After it erupts, it will kill millions of people, including your 3rd grade level reading ass and all your troglodyte friends.

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NASAfag here, eclipse will cause this on Monday.

>moon's gravity strong enough to create tides
>moon and sun are pulling in the exact same direction, directly over yellowstone, for the first time in thousands of years
>crust shifts a tiny bit
>boom.jpg

>>138268565
Go fuck your sister again you Beverly hillbilly fuck

>>138269649
Why? As long as you have any sort of generator you'll still be able to run computers. There's so many computers around these days that even with a reasonable attrition rate there will be some functioning for decades after the collapse. Just saving it to a harddrive would seem the simpler option.

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>>138268302
In with you mate, get weapons sooner rather than later, - gen 3 flash bang grenades are civilian legal and are easily adaptable. - slam fire shot gun (with blank shotgun rounds, uk legal too

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>>138269994

Well, at least we won't hear the Russia narrative ever again.

>>138265960

Based New England weathers yet another natural disaster.

>No earthquakes
>Piddling hurricanes that cause property damage at best
>No tornados
>No volcanoes
>No tidal waves
>No monsoons

Eat shit, faggots.

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>tfw NASA fixed Yellowstone

>>138268983
Home Depot dude.

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>>138269524
I live in London, and I personally witnessed the London riots. I know how fast "humanity" can degenerate into utter animalcy. I'm not trying to LARP, just to ensure the survival of myself and my loved ones.

>>138269649
Porn will be worth nothing, because two years into this there will be gangs and militias that capture and use women like currency. Siege of Sarajevo was the same, as were all sieges in medieval Europe.

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>>138269971
Yes - we are all equal ;)

anyone notice that only white people will die to yellow stone? Midwest is like a bulwark of white people with native americans.

>>138270347
Apparently we're not because you were stupid enough to forget you're an animal.

>>138270284
Doesn’t even make sense neckbeard.

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>>138270284

>tfw nasa "fixes" you

>>138268510
It works fine as long as you do it near the bottom where it's tied. It isn't as streched there and you can push needles through no problem.

>If the volcano explodes, a nuclear winter will surely follow
>volcano explodes
>nuclear winter

FUCKING

D R O P P E D

>>138266459
I think you'll find it should have been lower case.

>>138265960
Oh c'mon, not every planet will die, and some air travel will be allowed around Central Asia.

>>138267832
Nigga if yellowstones blows up there will be no more blaming.

>>138265960
There was no mass extinction event when it blew last time.

Why do demoshits have some fetish with nature offing us? Does it extend from their sick idea the world is a simulation?

>hey this is basically the most plausibly dangerous thing around
>let's poke it with a stick and see what happens
there are few scientific fields left I respect at this point, in fact I'm hard-pressed to think of one that isn't overrun with tinkering faggot leftist "experts" that think our bodies, minds, and planet aren't fucking toys

>>138266459
Also: that's an incorrect use of quotation marks.

In short: you stink.

H O T

A S H

Z O N E

>super volcano dims sunlight access to earth
>temperatures drop by the percentage they've gone up due to CO2 output
>"this is bad."

???

>>138269533
kek

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>>138267758
Soon you'll only be reading magma.

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>>138270414
Have you ever heard the phrase - he was an animal? You're very dull aren't you? Evolution is real - what is the average iq of a chimpanzee? Any ideas? Closer to sub Saharan Africans than Orientals or Europeans ... no?

>>138265960
LOL doesn't hit anywhere near NY. I'm safe. Though I'd be stuck with all these Jews, so I don't know what's worse.

>>138270479

>volcano explodes causing blastwave over fifty square miles

vs.

>cloud of ash sent into the atmosphere that will blot out the sun for hundreds of years

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>>138266201
Here is Mt St helens to help scale

>>138270522
No one said it would lead to extinction. Just 60 % of humanity dying due to the extended winter.

I don't know if i like the sound of this. Shouldn't they leave it alone?

I mean, if Yellowstone WERE to erupt, it would be precursed with unusual eruptions and earthquakes weeks in advance, if not months or years. So if the world were about to end by supervolcano, we'd at least know for sure and have a little time to get our affairs in order.

But this suggestion is pretty much bomb defusal. If they screw this up, things could just get worse

>>138270714
You're trying to bring up a lot of shit that has nothing to do with the conversation rather than just having a quick laugh and moving on like a normal person.

My advice to you is to calm down a bit.

>>138270624
You don´t want a volcanic winter m8

>>138262633
Nah that wouldn't happen unless the Army Corps of Engineers got involved.

>>138270479
>he doesn't know the US has been secretly dumping it's nuclear waste into Yellowstone lava chamber

I mean, it seemed like a good idea in the 50s.

>>138267304
yes goy... i mean guys there is nothing to fear about yellowstone
go back to work!
and don't forget to pay your taxes!

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>>138270617
>hot ash

>>138267875
>But that would solve global warming.
>American Intellectuals
must be great to be as simple minded.

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>>138270700
underrated

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I live in AZ, will I die slowly or quickly?

>>138270847
This is the final solution.

>>138270522
It was 640,000 years ago the last time it erupted you idiot leaf.

>>138270881
I am as free as a person can be on the internet, you can always choose not to respond - I have to amuse myself somehow, spreading the atheist word of Evolution- even though it's hard to accept the truth sometimes

>>138269888
Kek approves of this helpful post.

>>138269533
I appreciate this anon.

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>>138270903

>>138262422
>Which threat is greater for humanity than comets and asteroids crashing from outer space?
White Nationalists

>>138262422
(((cultural marxism)))

>>138262422
pls no I want the Apocalypse : (

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>>138267304
>Da Gohvernment made the past crateers two

>>138270479
Can't expect journalists to understand such advanced and technical terms.

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>>138270931
Bad goy... you're ruining the surprise

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>>138271177
Nice.

>>138269370
the temperature literally will not change. Dont believe this please. There is NO WAY that the moon blocking the sun will change the temperature beyond the upper atmosphere for more than a split second. surface temperature will remain unchanged.

>>138263515
AYYY LIMMYAO

>>138264098
Florida will survive

>>138262422
I hope they don't succeed. I've been waiting for that thing to blow.

>>138264098
If it blew up 600,000 years ago then that was when humanity's direct ancestor lived, and thrived. I think the impact an eruption would make is overstated.

>>138269533
kekcheck

>>138269370
Its almost like temperatures dont drop sharply when the sun goes down everyday

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>>138269533
>>138269291
i just had a severe instance of meme magic and kekism... kind of like a dejavu.. but i was going to post in a thread asking jokingly "but what happens when the sun explodes". i didnt, but clearly kek has infiltrated my thoughts.

are you anons even real!? is this a figment of my imagination!? holy fuck!?! Mildly existential

>>138271019
>tfw I live in southern AZ, we may see our temperatures drop a bit and some dust but that's it.

Aside from all the Mexicans it feels good. Hopefully the white people that have to flee to here will help us kick them out.

>>138269993
>T jobless Demoshit fantasizing about happenings

>>138271753
>living in a desert
>white
kys

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Lol I can see it now,
>Volcano erupts
>all the anti-science rednecks won’t believe any of the warnings
>”hurt durr I’ll breathe the ash in if I dun want to. This whole thing is a conspiracy.
>”Oh no maybe science was right all along”

It’ll be science that ends up killing the neckbeards in the end.

Poetic justice

>>138271177
Yes he does.

>>138270322
Those are niggers, not humanity.

Your city was bombed and humanity carried on because they were white.

>>138270509
kek

>>138270847
He said it would kill all life on earth shithead.

>>138271788
I’m a geologist. Faggot leaf, you don’t even matter.

>>138262422
BURY THE ENTIRE PARK IN 50 FEET OF CEMENT

>>138262422
Here is a tip, faggots. Nothing will happen.

>>138271803
It's the future anon, better learn to be versatile or you're out.

>Volcano erupts
>Western America and Southern Canada fucked
>Humanity survives like we did in 1816
What will happen to remaining America that isn't destroyed. New Native tribes?

>>138271098
>What is the geological record.

You're a shit for brains alt leftist without a job. Neck yourself.

>>138262422
NASA is such a damn larp now

>>138264241
>the entire hemisphere
Planet. Global temperature decline would basically plunge us into an ice age.

>>138271603
There's groups of our species who are perpetual chicken littles.

>>138271989
No you're not. You're planning on going to school to be one.

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>>138271633

>>138271076
The real Nazis are volcanoes
>Checkmate Alt-Left

>>138272070
The same thing in stratigraphy, paleontology and other natural sciences. I’m not here to argue with an unintelligent leaf

>>138272031
Versatile like McCain?

>>138264098
>Year_Without_a_Summer
Fucking finally.
Fuck the heat and fuck summer.

>>138265960
This picture is bullshit.

The "evacuation zone" would be obliterated by pyroclastic flow even if the magma never gets to it.

And respirators aren't going to do jack shit for 10 feet of ash.

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>>138272049
are you talking about the earthquake? Because let me tell you what. NOW, instead of melted power lines, we're going to have a completely devastated nuclear power plant, and a WHOLE MOUNTAIN filled with Actual VX NERVE GAS, and toxic waste come asunder polluting and contaminating the WHOLE area!

We aint in 1816 no more. We have royally fucked up! we have fucked up now!

>>138262422
NUKE YELLOWSTONE
USE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE ON THE VOLCANOES AND LAUNCH A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!

>>138272071
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not.

>>138272002
.... just not cor awhile anyways

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>>138262422
Never, ever trust anything that comes from NASA. They lie like hell. They work hard every day to keep important information from the public. Such as: 1- The ongoing presence of Aliens. 2- The existence and return of Planet X aka Nibiru.
It's very likely the upcoming solar eclipse on Monday will provide an important clue to #2 above.

I wonder how Mexico will deal with all the immigrants from the US, when most of the prime US agriculture land gets burried.

>>138272159
Cool, maybe the global warming assholes will finally shut the fuck up.

>>138272677
wouldnt that be bizarre if we could actually see it.

and please pardon me. im fucked up right now >>138272548

>>138262422

Yellowstone blowing up is the keystone in a chain of events that lead to a white ethnostate.

>>138272711
I thought america had deals to move them to Australia?

>>138272711
>tfw no wall

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>>138262422
Fix your shit burgers.

>>138271489
The food will run out in a week.

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>>138262422
oh shit the anons who posted about yellowstone exploding were right.

>>138271603
our ancestor 600k years ago knew how to survive.

>>138272861
Its only gonna kill white people in the northern hemisphere though? Africans and Latinos in the southern hemisphere will be a new paradise from all the ash moving rain down south and colder weather. Northern Hemisphere will be a cold wasteland. Where nothing will grow and people will burn clothes and books just to stay warm.

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>>138264098
summerfags btfo

>>138272711
cant we just go to Canada where it doesnt suck?

>>138265960
I shovel more snow than that per day in the winter where I live. assuming there are ways to avoid the initial flow of heavy ash I should be fine here in MI. wonder what kind of effect it'd have on Lake Superior though

>>138262633
this
>>138262422
when is this supposed to take place OP?
By Sep 23rd perhaps?

>>138272873
I'm cool with that as long as its just the white people. We'll hand over the remaining US land to the nogs for reparations.

>>138262422
why cant they just let us have our super volcano?

>>138271603

>Thrived?

So glad you were there, to inform the rest of us plebes today that it wasn't that bad.

Humanity has had at least 3 near misses that have resulted in species specialization and mutation.

Two out of 3 were probably volcano related seeing as they correspond time wise

(Yellowstone 1.2 million and Torba 70,00 yrs ago.)

The effects of the 640,000 year old Yellow stone eruption do not correlate with the third 150,000 year ago dodged bullet for humanity.

>>138271603
We didn't depend on farming 600,000 years ago

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>>138270962

must be great to get fucked too.

Drill a tunnel from the west coast to drain the pressure.

I'm guessing "plan" means a proposal for a grant to study if it would work.

>>138265634
underrated

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>>138263354
Anyone have any statistics on the amount of jews in the humanities departments at universities?
nasa related

>>138273513
All those white only areas in the midwest are gonna get ashed and incinerated lol.

>>138269993
>It has everything to do with climate change, if it erupts it will...
I see, clear link there

LMAO AMERICANS UTTERLY ANNIHILATED. I'll be comfy sitting online watching youtube footage of ameriturds getting roasted and suffocated whilst i lay back on the couch having a few beers.

>>138268302
The moment shit like this happens best thing to do is to take most important things and do a hike into wild. People in urban area will not survive.

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>>138273513
... the map changed again? What the fuck is that big blue area south of a arizona or better what is the piece of land west of it?

>>138273783
>white only
I see tons of negro and beaner hotspots all over that zone too. Honestly if all those places get fucked it leaves behind pretty much the only good part of the US, the east

>>138274056
So, take these important things into the wild and then what? Is it really better to be at the mercy of both the elements as well as roving bands of raiders who could sweep through the area at any time? It's also not like I know how to survive innawoods, so it's not an entirely appealing option.

>>138265960
>tfw American "refugees" will be flooding into New Brunswick in 2021
Fuck off burgers, we're full

>>138273911
before or after you prep Ahmed?

>>138273783
They get the quick deaths. The other areas are going to be covered in a thick layer of choking, light-blocking, hot ash.

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>>138267020
Live outside all zones

>>138267670
You're being a bigoted piece of shit tho

>>138262633
the entire northern hemisphere sky is going to fill with ash

stock up on canned food

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>>138268302
>>138265960
Is this fearmongering and doomsday preparing any different from the kind this nation experienced during the most tense moments of the Cold War, with the worry of nuclear attack and annihilation happening at any moment?

Nothing came to pass in the end, how do we know it won't be the same with this new threat?

>>138268978
I approve this plan. Keep nuking till the whole sinks into it.

>>138274314
I'ma let your volcanoe refugee girlfriend suck my dick for scrap food, jamal.

>>138274564
Because nature isn't a coward and has no inhibitions

>>138273911
Polar Jet Stream got u senpai

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>>138262422
I HOPE IT WILL FINALLY ALL END

>>138271098
>evolution took billions of years
>evolution takes less than a million years
get your facts straight

>>138270244
>blanks and flashbangs
u wot m8? Why the fuck don't you have a shotgun and some shells?
They give you a license just for owning a safe and not being a criminal

>>138273708
Just look up how many people work in the humanities department.

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>>138262633
>>138262422
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU EXPLODE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WANT TO SEE A WORLD COVERED IN ASH AND REBORN THROUGH FIRE

>>138274748
Nature also takes a long time, it could erupt anywhere from decades to 10,000 years from now.

I'm just saying to avoid letting it get to you too much because the same happened to people in the country who feared nuclear annihilation and nothing happened in the end, their fallout shelters, training, years and years of fear and worry were for nothing.

The circumstances are slightly different but its important to remember past similarities and hold off on fearmongering and doomsday predicting, and leave the predictions and facts to the geologists and people who actually know what they're talking about

>>138265968
there is literally nothing wrong with throwing a nuke at it. Nukes gave us anime and present day Japan. Just think how better the world would be if we threw nukes at Isalm, the turks, communists, german humor.

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>>138275015
If that happens, space exploration and expansion is as good as dead, fuck off you apocalypse fetishist I want to see humanity progress and advance not get fucked over by nature so completely and utterly

>>138274228
Those band of riders would sweep urban area first. When whole city infrastructure would stop, people would start dying from filth very quickly. Think about that. No one will take your trash away. Fresh water would stop flowing. People would start shiting everywere. Best chance for survival would have people in small rulal comunities and people in the wilds. Im not saying that it would be easy. But in my opinion you would have much bigger chance to survive this way.

If humanity goes extinct, the Jews lose.

>>138270269
Yeah but you have to live with new englanders... That's punishment enough

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>>138270893
Bro if were going to detonate a supervolcano ACE would be involved.

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>>138275250
Just imagine being on space station when shit like this would happen.

>>138262422
They're going to kill us all. Screencap this.

>>138265960
You just depressed the fuck out of me

>>138270244
>S-10 with 1 filter
enjoy breathing through your straw

>>138270322
>I live in London
You're fucked mate probably 80% of you will die, and niggers aren't very good in a crisis.

It will be pure fucking violence

>>138265968
I seem to recall solving a couple of problems concerning your toxic country.

>>138265960
You're getting my hopes up anon.

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>>138275679
You would be in the safest place in the world (above it) but also since you still rely so heavily on regular supplies and support from the ground you would know that the hell down there is what awaits you when NASA is ordered to suspend all station activity and return to Earth because no more resources can be spared in such a national emergency

The Russians might follow suit, depending on how badly it affects them too, then for the first time in decades there will be no humans living in space, regress instead of progress, no I don't fucking want to see that.

>>138273234

Yes, but breathing in snow doesn't collapse your lungs.

>>138275941
What about other large-ish cities like Manchester? GF lives there, could probably get there in one day if we stole a car (and I doubt police would be functioning to stop us).

Also, what do you think about city suburbs? Would all city suburbs be just as fucked as the cities themselves?

>>138275022
I think most people in here are joking or just theorizing.
I would like to see it happen though, might be interesting at the very least.

I'm also thinking about staring at the eclipse so I can go blind and live off of disability for the rest of my life. Who knows what can happen in these turbulent times.

>>138276066

Jesus christ, how much metal have they pumped into the ionosphere?

>>138276126
Large cities will be the worst.

I'd just try and get as much food as you can, some weaponry, a water purifier and a firesteel and get out in the country somewhere, if you have family in kent or something that would be ideal.

>>138265960
One possible solution for survival is just sustaining a smaller population using fossil fuels and artificial lighting.
You know.
If the subhumans don't destroy everything while looting for shits and giggles.

>>138275941
Holy shit you brought up a good point.

A fucking terrible point.

Any catastrophe like this will see the niggers and mudshits in Europe and other nations chimp the fuck out, and be made all the more dangerous because of what happened and how their replacement population would react, with no desire to uphold common decency and civility they would loot, steal and go batshit insane probably.

I don't even want to think about how badly Europe has fucked up by this short-term thinking they adopted for the "refugee crisis" and not thinking for the long-term and how negatively this could impact the continent if some global natural catastrophe were too happen.

They literally pissed away a massive safety net by having millions of uncivilized scum in their nations should an event like this happen

>>138269994
i had the same thought but that sounds too epic to be true

>>138274888
You alone will

>>138265960
>stupid
>chang
what did this chink-hater mean by that?

>>138276138
What if that happens but also to thousands of people across the country and the SSA denies disability for those reasons that happened on that date and then you're shit out of luck?

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>>138262422
Watch carefully on Monday during the solar eclipse. Something very unusual will occur. Maybe the path of totality will be 500 miles to the north or south. Maybe we'll be able to see it at the 4:00 position next to the Sun. Who knows.

>>138269994
Sun's pull is barely anything, considering the distance involved, even Venus has a stronger gravitational pull.

>>138265019
Alright go into your kitchen, heat up a pan on the stove until it is super duper hot, then toss a glass of water in it to cool it down.
After dealing with that, come back and admit your stupid.

>>138276561

Most of them will die within a month from ash inhalation.

They don't into gasmasks.

>>138276702
Then I just go back to plan A, suicide.

>>138265960
Calling it nuclear winter is retarded. The caldera isn't fucking radioactive.

>>138276669
I'd be fine with that.

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>>138271177
He's here!

>>138276801
Kek that fucking video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tFESDCz7Zw

Something tells me if Yellowstone goes, Australia will do alright, once they man up, kick out the chink infestation and let the Abos wither away.

White Australia 2.0

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Shit, I live really close to Yellowstone, maybe I better leave soon.

>>138276561
Yes. If you look at Japan in a crisis and refugees and niggers in a crisis, the difference is fucking astounding.
Niggers/sandniggers killing eachother, robbing, looting, raping.
Japanese people all helping eachother and calmly trying to solve the problems.

And then people pretend everyone is the same

>>138276876
Can you fucking imagine if there was some huge uranium deposit near there though that went up with the explosion and the country had to deal with fucking radioactive ash fallout too?

That would be some shit.

how are black people gonna get natural vitamin D if theres no sunlight? Even white people will have trouble getting it.

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>tfw we'll finally do that Railroad tycoon scenario where you pour down concrete in hole to the center of the earth after terrorist blow up the electrical power station built over it irl
Feel great man

>>138276832
wrong

So wait, Yellowstone erupts and the Earth gets colder. So does that mean Australia and other desert biomes are the best place to live. Once the ground comes fertile there, you can plant fruit seeds and stuff?

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>>138272512
nothing you said makes an argument against what pic shows

>>138276965
The next expected US disaster will be in the New Madrid, Missouri area. A series of large quakes are expected there.

>>138276515
>>138276561
I feel like we're missing one element of the discussion here, which is what people are actually going to eat when this all goes down.

Let's be honest; going innawoods doesn't change much, given that the overwhelming majority of humans - think of everyone you know here, does 99% seem like a fair estimate? - can't just go innawoods and magically survive. They need to eat, and canned foods will probably be the most valuable and viable source of food, given that they'll survive the apocalypse.

So isn't the most important thing to secure a stockpile of cans, first? Could anything be more important than that?

>>138277251
Temperatures dropping doesn't turn sand into fertile soil anon.

What's the easiest sustainable food source in this circumstance?

>>138277446
What tf do I do then to save humanity?

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>>138277023
Yeah exactly my thought, comparing natural disasters in the US to Japan, and how differently the populations responded.

Europe could have been similar to Japan in that respect but they pissed that away when they began importing millions of non-whites, out of misplaced altruism that will end up their undoing if some natural disaster like that were too happen.

I had this realization before too, but it was about how future water wars and declining resources would cause nonstop flood of non-white refugees into Europe, and Europe would already be overburdened by those they took in during the past few years now. But now I realized that even those are like a powder keg if some natural disaster happens they would explode into acts of madness and uncivility that would never happen if it was just the native majority of a country there, like Japan.

They have actively made things harder for themselves if a future catastrophe of this scale occurs, harder and far less safer. I thought Europeans were supposed to be good at foresight and long-term planning, its how we survived for thousands of years after all, have we become so godamned short-sighted?

>>138266808
this. we can have an entire geothermal industry coming out of that place. it'll be like saving the environment and raping environmentalism, literally flawless.