UK-Portuguese relations: Quick Rundown?

>>138245207
No ,they are both faggots

Britain has much to benefit from having an ally in Northern Africa.

>>138245825
This,portuguese are subhuman but so are the anglos

Oldest alliance in the world, began in 1300s.

Basically to troll Spain for millennia.

>>138245207
Quite simply we have had the longest alliance ever in the entire world.

I guess initially it made things easier when both countries started colonising the world to have some borders that would never be disputed because of the alliance.

>>138245207
Two cuck countries banding together to hopefully not be cucked anymore (didn't work). Portugal was cucked by Spain for centuries, and Britain has been constantly cucked by us for centuries too.

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>>138246040
This.

>>138246746
Your countries is only centuries old newcountry.

>>138246746
>Americans actually believe this
You people are fucking pathetic.

>>138245207
Bc the Anglos brought us some longbowmen for a battle while Castille brought Itself, Aragon, France and Italians mercenaries. Still, outnumbered

Scots and the French had also an alliance but it is inactive due to obvious reason.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota
The king married an anglo princess making the alliance permanent.
And queen give birth to 8 children , and one of them would stage the age for modern european colonialism, imperialism and start/sponsor the Age of Discoveries. Infante D.Henrique.

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>>138246789
Are Spaniards white?

>>138247610
No.

>>138247610

No, you are. People stop being white at your border, ultra based Portugal, less poor country and with the best historical recorsld in the Spa-iberian peninsula :)

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>>138245207
Even when their government was unstable at the time of WW1 they still sent troops to help us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZefN0lUwKpU

>>138248122

Forgot to add you never were part of or country, it was the other way around :)

>>138248122
This

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>>138245207

>>138245711
>t. Spaniard

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>>138248122
:^]

>>138245207
It's a 700 year old treaty. At the height of the Napoleonic Wars when Britain was basically fucked we still thought it was important to send an army under Wellington to help the Portugese fight the Spanish puppets of France.

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>>138246746
>cucking
You'd know.

>>138248457

At least you supported the right guys, my inferiority complex ridden neighbour.

>>138248555

Hahaha whaaat. Who you think we were fighting in our fucking independence war?

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>>138247261
This is one of the oldest alliance or the oldest but it's inactive due to Scotland being not sovereign any more. Scotland and France
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance

>>138245825
>>138245971
>>138245711

One, two hide flag shitskins walking around the bay la la la

>>138248639
Why do you fall in the d&c hermano, for us you are bro's. We europeans in this fucked up xxi century should support each other against the multcuulturalist world that the traitors are "building" for us.

Spain, Portugal, France, Britain, Germany........................

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>>138248122
At least you're humble enough to admit it

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>>138245207
some moors that are stupid enough to be the anglo's lackey

>>138249423
Dunno man. For me you are good people, but every portuguese that I see on pol always talk shit about Spain. Why is this? We didn't even enslave or invade you more than the usual wars between neighbours. And ours were fucking joke wars in fact. Just stop hating us, holy shit, we are alright.

>>138245207

They arnt, we just the longest allied treaty with them of any nation.

>>138245825
When the Kang of Portugal died in battle and lead to sucession war between the Kang of Spain and a bastard that Phillip II of Spain won, protestant england formed an alliance with Morocco
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Moroccan_alliance

And its son USA - its oldest ally is Morocco

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>>138249764
I just want a cute spanish boyfriend <3

>>138249764
We are on the same boat, both our countries were seen as "lazy" people and that we would never get over our deficit or gain trust in the market.
But we overcame all that, and the problem is not the people but the system.

>>138249656
Delet this

>>138249423
>>138249764

France and Germany slaughtered each other by the millions the last century. The portuguese and spaniards casualties in all the wars that the 2 countries fought don't even reach 100.000 thousand.

>>138249656
Oh the third worlder (hide flag) spammer cherry picking:

- Pic's of gypsies or foreigners tanned and call them portuguese.
- cherry picks graphs that don´t even corroborate the tittles
- some are just fake

This level of inferiority complex

>>138249764
No one hates you pal.

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Are we bros or nah?
We were the same empire

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>>138245711
>>138245825
>>138245971
>>138246746

Get back in the oven Paco

>>138250516

100 thousand I mean. I AM DRUNK

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>>138249764

Sibling rivalry.

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>>138245207
The Portuguese hate the Brits.
The Brits don't know the Portuguese exist, and don't care.

>>138250568
Now you can hate us. We razed your country and you rightfully defeated us. Your hate is allowed. The portuguese hate is simply stupid.

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>>138250160

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>>138249656
>>138245711
>>138245825
>>138245971
>>138246746
>>138248122
>>138248216
>>138248639
>>138249764
Spaniards are butthurt today

>>138250516
Here we have a saying which is
>De Espanha nem bons ventos nem bons casamentos.

>From Spain neither good winds nor good weddings.

>>138250849
>The Portuguese hate the Brits.

Say's another hide flag in delusion.
why would we hate brits, spaniards or other euros? if they are an extented part of our europid family? no more brother war's

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This meme explains it properly

>>138251056

We do not have sayings about Portugal :(

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>>138251400
Literally this.

>>138251454
You have bro:

menos mal que nos queda portugal
:)

>>138251012
this tile is fucking shit lol

>>138245711
>>138245825
>>138245971

>first three posts shit-talking are americans covering their flags because they're embarrassed

What a surprise!

>>138245207
>we fucked them over a load of times and yet they still stuck by us for god knows what reason.

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>A fucking Portuguese female baker literally killed a whole group of Castillian mercenaries

Fucking Spanishcucks

>>138251895
Truly the best allies.

This was one of the lowest moments in our history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1890_British_Ultimatum

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>>138246789
We have a nice monastery there to comemorate the victory. It's also part of the National Pantheon and has the tomb for unknown soldier with 2 graves of Portuguese soldiers that died in WWI

>>138251705

Oh, you are right.

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Fucking faggots

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Portugal should be freed from the hands of the eternal Anglo

>>138251984
desu we helped the portuguese dodge a bullet there, its not like they have to deal with all the fucking zimbabweans now

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>>138246789
>100 English Longbows
There's your problem Juan, I'm pretty sure we had compulsory longbow practice back in those days, eventually leading to the famous pub game of Darts today.
>Every Englishman had fired 6'000'000 arrows by the age of 12 and had a burning desire to bag more Spaniards than his best mate..
>mfw

>>138252490
I love Brits

Fuck Poortugal.

Too dumb to realise we Brits don't give the tiniest shit about and just use them as a pawn to fuck over Spain for us. LAMO

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>>138252055
https://youtu.be/kM76MqPHy04

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>>138253008
yea Achmed

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>>138253300
i like portugal bros. Dont listen to this paki.

I'd take portugese over Amerisharts any day

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>>138246746
>cucked by spain for centuries
>usa cucking UK for centuries
Wat?

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>>138253008
>dodged the immigration bullet
>dodged the gender meme bullet
>no gibs for rapefugees

Feels good to be Poortuguese

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>>138253393
Is this a Karen thread now?

>>138246746
>Portugal
>cucked by Spain

>American education

>>138253584
>>dodged the immigration bullet
You wish

>>138249764
>>138250907
Hmm i dont know, maybe its because the eternal castilian tried to conquer us at every opportunity possible? The most recent one was when franco was in talks with the CIA to get "permission" to invade following our socialist revolution

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>>138253093
great video.
wwi was a mistake, thousands of portuguese are buried in the north of France

>>138253887
gypsies don´t count, they are worst that jews

>>138254315
>than*

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>>138252308
>sees portuguese coat of arms near anything spanish
You better take that shit down faggot

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>>138253669
I...i think it just might be, lad.

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>>138253008
this, anglos are smart imperialists, they founded their empire on manipulating shitskins, p*rtugal very much included
the fools remain oblivious to this day, not even the pink map could make them see this was not an equal alliance

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>>138254124
classic CEP - portuguese forces in wwi

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>>138254725
Good.

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>>138248139
>Caption: Great Britain and Portugal shake hands as oldest allies. Imagery from WWI with the head of state of each country.

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>>138255239

>>138255358
>Bernardino Machado
>born at the Rio de Janeiro
>tfw we even had a Brazillian head of state, but ABSOLUTELY NO HEAD OF STATE BORN IN PORTO

>>138255520
B machado was 100% jus sanguis portuguese heritage, not a drop of alien/noneuro blood.

But the first republic was so cuck.

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>>138255463

>>138255911
He was still born in Rio. That pisses me off, knowing that no Portuense guy was ever king/president

>Sá Carneiro could have been if he wasn't killed by the commies, and if he survived the lung cancer he would eventually get by 1985

>>138251825
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>>138249423
>>138250569
>>138250160
>>138251825
Thanks for the (you)'s guys!

>>138253584
>no gibs
that's because you have to have money to give gibs

>>138256866
ok commie, now go suck some refugee balls

>>138257296
we already gave the gibs to the minorities (that came here from our old colonies and gypsis) from houses for free, money, discounts etc..

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>>138255095
In the end it doesnt matter, we all lost our colonies because of "muh communism".
The only colony that trully mattered to Portugal was Angola, because we invested more in it than our own country.

>>138257801
Ehehe dude I am not a commie, I was just fucking around to get (you)'s

>>138247610
English bowmen are OP

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>>138257296
That's why I said "feels good to be POORtuguese"

Silly Ahmed

>>138245207
Eternal bffs

>>138251400

I was slightly surprised when I learned that we share a timezone. Is there any particular reason for it?

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>>138260902
>Most of Portugal, including Lisbon, Porto, Braga, Aveiro, and Coimbra. (Only the easternmost part, including cities such as Bragança and Guarda, lies east of 7°30'W.) Since the Treaty of Windsor in 1386 (the world's oldest diplomatic alliance), Portugal has maintained close ties to Britain, which possibly explains its choice of UTC. Madeira, even further to the west, also employs UTC. A more likely explanation is that during the mid-1970s, when Portugal was on Central European Time all year round, it did not begin to get light in Lisbon in winter until 08:30.
We don't know.

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>>138261947 / >>138260902
And
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_European_Time

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Can a Portugal bro translate this one

>>138263114
Great Britain salutes the Army of its oldest Ally.

>>138263114
>Great Britain salutes the Army of her most ancient ally

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>>138263616
UK-Portuguese are the best allies

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>>138255911
https://youtu.be/roUMN7Aay2E
You will never have massive crowds supporting the winner of Presidential elections ever again. 1st and 3rd republic btfo.

>>138265242
Those were the last glorious times of Portugal.
When our nation was all white, and our people was strong and with identity