Brit/pol/ - Cerdic of Wessex edition

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To be honest lads the primary reason I date women is to have someone to take to restaurants. It's awkward to go alone and anyway dinner is more enjoyable as a social experience.

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fuck r9k and all their filters

>>138217331
If you don't enjoy medieval music you're not white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ih_EIExBk

Brits, help out! Didn't get much help in previous thread. I need your help. I always had a strong sense of admiration and submissive-dominant towards the Duchess of Cambridge, but yesterday it fucking exploded and I don't know why. Do you know how can I get admitted into her court or become her assistant? I have some privileged background from Imperial Russia. At the time of collapse family wasn't a title nobility already, but they owned a lot of land and business. Gentry basically

Paternal line connections to these fellows if we speak about notable people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Razumovsky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksey_Petrovich_Yermolov
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Stolypin

Many more on female lines and less relevant people. All can be proved, I have two rooms stuffed with archives, photos, diaries, belongings and albums of my ancestors

this bird ive not replied to in over a week keeps snapping me even though im ignoring them, texted me one which i ignored also.

absolute filth of some slags

First for Iron Age and Anglo-Saxon genomes from East England reveal British migration history

https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms10408

how does snapchat work lads

i've made an account a week ago and im getting a few snaps but i have no intention of properly using it so what should I do with the fuckers I have on it and how do i make this shit work?

>>138217834
Alright lad? Check my sources in the last thread. That study is an eye opener.

First for Brits are an ethnicity

>recent analyses have revealed considerable fine-scale genetic structure in the Northern and Western parts of Great Britain, alongside striking homogeneity in Southern and Eastern England

>>138217416
Yeah but dinner as a date is neither conducive to an enjoyable eating experience nor a relaxed date

Make some friends, either gender, much better in all respects

>>138217863
Gis your snapchat name

>>138217863
Once you view a snap or a chat it disappears unless you save/screenshot it

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miss the days of bamming up random birds on whatever social media thingy was 'in' at the time tbqh

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Northumberland and Durham: 77% Germanic, 23% Celtic
Sussex and Kent: 71% Germanic, 29% Celtic
Cumbria: 56% Germanic, 44% Celtic
Oxfordshire: 49% Germanic, 51% Celtic

Reminder that we are both Britons, and Germanic.

>>138218028
>Yeah but dinner as a date is neither conducive to an enjoyable eating experience nor a relaxed date
I disagree.

Though quite a few cunts have awful manners.

>>138218136
figured out this much

but when you receive a snap is there a way to tell if it was just for you or a group thingy or if it was sent to multiple people?

>>138217652

Get her round and smash her lad.

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first

>>138218308
nah you can't know if the person sent it to multiple people or not.
>>138218322
mayb

>tfw picked up a lass at a bar last night
Solid 8/10 iidssm

>>138218284
Well it's almost universally acknowledged that dinner dates are far too formal for early dating in most social circles, but if it happens to work for you then fill your boots

I find this funny that the Irish ignore that they are part Germanic, and the Anglos Ignore that they are also Celtic.

Celts and Germanic's are very similar anyway, so I never got the hate.

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>>138217624
>russian royalty

>>138218308
No, though you can usually tell by the context I suppose

Still, if they send it to you they want you to see it so feel free to respond

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>>138218397
that's pretty gay

even though i've only had snap for a week there's been multiple occasions where someone would send a snap and id assume it was just sent to everyone they have not just me then they'd message me asking why i didnt respond

it's especially hard to tell since I can't be arsed talking to cunts and
>autism

>>138218560
>celts

>white

>>138218211
All Northwestern Europeans are Germanic-Celtic with Slavic, Baltic and Finnic admixtures in some cases

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>>138217416
Lold

>>138217331
>>>UKIP politicians condemn leadership candidate's '£9,000 to leave UK' idea
>https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/18/ukip-peter-whittle-john-rees-evans-9000-to-leave-uk

Sounds like a good idea.

The UKIP leadership vote is scheduled to take place at some point in the next 100 years, by the way.

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FIGHT BACK ANGLOS

FIGHT BACK!!!!!

FIGHT BACK

>>138218594
Those are Russian ethnic minorities to be fair
>>138218646
>you
>not jewish

>>138218560
>Celts and Germanic's are very similar anyway,
They are damn near identical. The difference between a Celt and an Anglo Saxon is trivial.

But Brits don't deny they're Germanic at all. We are a Celto-Germanic people, that is our ethnicity. Anglo Saxon is to do with the diaspora of English people around the world mostly, same with "Anglo" specifically. At least that is how the word is used now.

>>138218696
I believe that is indeed the case friend. We are also Britons though.

>>138218632
like the anon said, sometimes you can tell if it's like an open statement i guess just assume she sent it to multiple people. otherwise if its a question or something direct assume its to you and she is begging for the sausage

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>listening to friday nite
>on a saturday evening
who here /devilish/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

>>138218560
I would presume the Irish have a fair bit of Viking genetic too, but they strangely never bring up that part of their history
As for the Celt/Germanic thing, it's just knob-measuring
>I'm more Anglo than you, nyeh-nyeh!

>>138218880
/mcsmally/ is the don

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk

No this is the truth.

East coast of Ireland = Norse-Iberian
East coast of Britain =Norse-Iberian

Wales = Iberian

West Coast of Britain =Iberian
West Coast of Ireland =Iberian

Isle of Mann =Norse-Iberian

>>138218856
>she
>people think i talk to girls
that's cute

kidding on

my patter is absolute pish after a drink

I should stop but i wont

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This lass wants me... Should I bed her, yes or no?

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Corbyn > May

May
>mass immigration
>less spending on services
>Israel is da best
Corbyn
>mass immigration
>more spending on services which improve your quality of life
>Israel ain't da best

>>138219019
what you drinking? tinnies or spirits?

>>138218880
What language is this?

>>138218477
There's nothing wrong with formality, if anything muh-quirky-relaxed-dining cunts ruin the experience.

I unironically empathise with David Mitchell's character in this sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slp5jnthcrk

>>138219023
Not sure if it's the makeup but she looks a bit arab ic lad.

When are you going to create a William III edition?

>>138219023
I wish I had muscles to attract this specimen.
I have very 'cute' features but only short titles women or 18 year old chicks like me.

>>138219023
What is she, a paki?

>>138219073
whiskey

im too good for cheap wine nowadays

>>138217331
Stole the LAC OC. Worked a treat. Even had fellow brits offering me legal advice.

>>138219023
>lass

>>138219172
When I run out of editions to do and I've done a "dog shit" one first.

>>138219065
Oh dear I'm a horrible cross of Irish Iberian and Anglo Teutonic. Fucking Dad giving me his celtic genes.

This thread isn't for rap music, fuck off.

>>138219265
*LAS

>>138219172
Though, pretty much all the historical editions are mine lul. I wonder if I've beat Rightly's time ITT.

>>138219053
>Israel ain't da best
No, Corbyn's stance is Palestine is da best.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/jeremy-corbyn-criticised-labour-election-candidates-wreath-laying/
I'd vote for someone in a heartbeat if their stance was, "fuck them both, I hope they wipe each other out"

>>138219257
% and £?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

ey up lads

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>>138218202
>be primary school mid 2000s
>talking to girl I like on MSN
>Playign habbo at same time
>she invites me to her habbo room
>we talk shit for a while
>say that i like her on habbo
>she thinks i mean in a friend way and she says she likes me too

>fast forward to secondary school
>we're both chilling during break
>rush of year 7's pile out as we're going back inside
>gently guide/protect her from the zerg rush
>my arms grab her waist so that she falls into my chest and I have complete control over her body
>as I'm doing this she looks right up into my face (she's a womenlet)
>I look down and catch her doing this, our eyes lock

Current year me would have came all over her face that night

>>138219340
>Fucking Dad giving me his celtic genes.
If you were born to British parents, you would be at least 30%, 20% at the lowest, Celtic anyway.

Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

YKTD: defeated.
Rightly So: defeated.

Which tripfag shall fall to the Anonymongs next?

>>138219392
johnnie walker red label because I usually schedule my 'alone' drinking nights a couple days before and order something nice but this time I didnt expect to be drinking

>>138219469
If you are actually British through and through you wont have anything more than 5% celtic in you

>>138219545
You forgot Designated Leftist as well.

>>138219469
Ah I inherited some nice Anglo/Germanic height from my mums side so it's not all bad.

>>138218594
Good goy all Russians look like that. Anglos are not known for white trash at all

Is anyone going to help me?
>>138217624
>>138217624

>>138219613
edward won't be happy with that choice

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behold! i am the latest trip legend to bless this forum!

i have a good resume of over 4 OC memes, and spend about 5 minutes a week browsing brit/pol/

please hire ME for forum king!

>>138219340
>He believes the theorising of a 19th century American cartoonist
Whatever genes you inherited, they performed no wonders in regards to your intelligence.

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YOU WILL BE OVER-SATURATED WITH BLACK NATIONALISM UNTIL YOU BEND THE KNEE

>>138219467
In your mind that's what happened. In reality your gangly arms awkwardly grabbed her and she was looking at the giant spot on your face.

>>138219853
Whoops, looks like i forgot my tripcode!

>>138219467
>tfw too old to be getting handies behind greggs during lunchtime
where has the time gone lads

>>138219790
No you fucking Moron you aren't getting within 500 feet of the royal family fucking subhuman slav. You aren't royalty, you are a fucking peasent and human trash in their eyes. You ha'ent a drop of royal blood in you

Wassup

Why's Preuße changed his trip?

>>138219647
You're the guy in last thread talking about African genes and trolling right?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and explain. If you are British, not the people who built stonehenge 5000 years ago, but British, from Magna Carta to the Balfour Declaration of 1926, are Celto-Germanic. >>138218211

Check that post to see how it varies. From 30% Germanic to 70% Celtic, to 70% Germanic and 30% Celtic. It depends where in the country, but our ethnicity is Celto-Germanic.

>>138219727
No m8. You don't seem to understand. Read the paragraph above. Genetically, Brits are Germanic-Celtic. Your dad will have Germanic blood too, and "Anglos" aka Angles were Germanic too.

>>138220143
cos man's certi innit

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>>138219887
>When you're such a non-country you're named after a budget supermarket

Alri fellow trips

>>138219727
And also, you would have Celtic/Germanic blood regardless of your parents. As long as they're born in the British Isles, or even North-Western Europe, you'd be Celto-Germanic.

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>>138219467

What happened next? Did you fingerbang her?

>Arsenal

Haha fuck London.

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what is this new thread full of niggers for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJMVe4Z9R5U&feature=youtu.be&fref=gc

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>>138220179
>when you get knocked out a by a team of supermarket employees

>>138219955
>>138220143
>>138220177
>>138220207

have an (attention token) my fellow trip friends!

>>138220325
fucking anonymongs amirite

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>>138220207
>not namefag master race
doing it wrong desu

>>138220246
There is a small elite of Franco-Norman aristocracy who have enslaved the Saxon and the Celt and prevent us from controlling our land. Look at our richest members of society, the citymen, the landed families, the media moguls, the politicians... They are all descended from/have ties to the Norman yoke. Awaken Saxons and Celts, rise up and free our peoples and our islands.

>>138220403
you know what you should do with that name yeah? but a banging donk on it.

>1. Settings
>2. Filter and post hiding
>3. Tick "filter and highlight specific threads/posts" and click "Edit"
>4. Tick "auto" and "hide" but leave boards blank
>5. Filter tripcodes "!xwLo.cMdSE" and " !!uROn1UwgJ+0" (for most secure method of removal per thread)
>6. "Save" & "Save settings"

>>138220149
Dad's Welsh/Irish, yeah I knew it was mix but my Dad in comparison to most brits has a lot more celtic in him than your average brit.

>>138220403
mate you've already been outed as a tranny today

AYOOOOOOOO

>>138219927
Lol. As cringy as that crap sounds, I knew she liked me from other people telling me at the time but I never jumped at it. She's one of those chav football bitches now anyway. I dodged a bullet but if I saw her now we'd be banging in a flash.

>>138219955
I know a guy who got sucked off in a gay club cubicle

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>>138220472
what does that even mean
>>138220685
wrong.

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>>138220179
It's a warning not a threat

>>138220452
Well, that is likely true. Neither the Normans or Romans left much genetic heritage, 20,000 invaders in a population of 900,000-2,000,000, so you can imagine why. But if you look hard enough, you can even find Roman blood in some people and families.

The difference is, the Normans were Germanic too. Just like everybody else who came to the British Isles. So their presence would not change the genetics of the isles massively.

>>138220631
Wales is the most genetically Celt area in the country, so you are likely more Celtic than Germanic, but you 100% have a mix of both.

>>138220781
https://www.youtube.com/user/lizzitachickita

Is it her, she has your standards mate

>>138220781
>spending ££££'s just to become a top donator to some slag just so you can brag about her dm'ing you on an anonymouse imageboard
y tho

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>>138220781

>>138220750
Were you that guy? Or were you the one who sucked him off?

>>138220973
>donated 0
>nice try coping
step ur level up shitters
>>138220942
not her

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-40966578
>A head teacher who punished children by locking them in rooms has been found guilty of unprofessional conduct.
>The National College for Teaching and Leadership panel was told children at Tollgate Primary School in Bury St Edmunds could regularly be heard "shouting or crying" from the rooms.
I don't get it, what has she done wrong?

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>>138218880
fuckin mint lad

>>138221110
tell us who she is bigman

>>138220909
Well I certainly wasn't refuting that I had a mix of both.

>>138221351
well known /twitch/ and /youtube/ slag

>>138220909
Whilst I do not deny that at the time of the invasion the Normans were a Germanic peoples (even if they had abandoned the cultural traits and language), the last 1000 of years of inbreeding the ruling class has engaged in has created a legion of monstrosities. An elite of literal genetic scum now exists and we must end it in favour of a new Saxon and Celtic order.

>>138221585
give us a name

Tell you what, you give me a name and I'll give you a name right back.

>>138219994
I'm not royal you redneck idiot. For last years of Empire my family was gentry with big lands not nobility or royalty, but I have a good archive that proves connection to a lot of families including noble and otherwise decent ones across Europe. I have Imperial Prime Minister on direct male line you fucking alcoholic meth addict
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Stolypin

>>138221678
vega

>>138221744
Amy Macdonald.

>>138221711
Did Stolypin in A level history, was a great man who had the best chance of saving Russia before (((they))) came for him.

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>>138219613
when did you start being a degenerate alco m8

I thought you were the big balls trip fag

So.. What happened to your Brexit?

post bangers you'd jam out to on your holiday to shagaluf 5 years ago lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzegLYnGo8Q

>>138222080
>alco
I prefer the term 'enthusiast'

>>138221744
Isn't she the really insecure girl who pretends to be a whore on youtube?

>>138219994
Have you been to Russia? Biological Russians look Norcic af

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40978515

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we chav/pol/ now

>>138222123
why dont you WIND YOUR NECK IN, fucking PRICK

>>138222123
Civil War that will escalate into planet wide Race War

>>138219844
I'm not happy with any choice.

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fuck lads I actually think I've fucked up my anus

you're all neets
have you never got a sore bum where you can barely sit anymore?

>>138222123
>>138222293
haha that's him fucking telt

FUCK OFF YA PIECE OF MOULDY CHEESE!

>>138221637
>Whilst I do not deny that at the time of the invasion the Normans were a Germanic peoples
Just to explain this, they (like all North-Western Europeans) descended from the Beaker culture on the Lower Rhine, with a slight mix from the Cordedware Cultures.

>he last 1000 of years of inbreeding the ruling class has engaged in has created a legion of monstrosities
Agree completely with you lad. The reason European populations are distinct is due to the time we were seperated, even though we remain extremely genetically similar to each other. So it is completely possible, though it isn't an area I've researched, that the Normans did leave a seperate genetic base on our isles. But analyzing Normans from 1000 years ago versus Germanic DNA from 6,000 years ago, and it is clear where they descended from originally.

Basically the Belgians, the Jutes, the Vikings, the Angles, the Celts, the Saxons and the Normans, anyone who came to the Isles, was Germanic.

>>138222421
cheer up you wee emo faggot

>>138222250
yeah thats her

>>138219023
only if she has a dick

>>138222422
best off asking rightly that lad, he's been porked up there plenty of times

>>138222499
Want me to chew out your gullet cunt?

>>138222611
Almost as edgy as your fringe.

>>138222300
>>138222300
>>138222300

>>138222667
W... what?

>>138222746
You heard me you little emo poof

>>138222678
>hiding your flag to advertise your own post
No.

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>Turn on Channel 4
>Woman in bin bag presenting

what takeaway to get tonight lads? im feeling fucking degenerate up for any

>>138222825
I have no fringe you fat fuck.

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>>138222354
>Civil War in UK

>>138222953
make some real food you fat cunt

that or dominos

dont you dare order from a pakis

>>138222966
EDDIE, BEDTIME

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>>138223010
fucking hell

HE'S ONLY GONE AND MADE A TEA JOKE HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY GUY HAHAHA
>LAD
>SICK BANTZ BRO

kys

>>138222966
So do you dye your hair black or?

And did your mum pick out your earrings for you?

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>>138223010
We've had like 10 civil wars in the UK.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War

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>>138223032
>tfw had dominos for lunch earlier

>>138223113
>kys
go back there

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>>138223201
fat fuck

>>138223010
You'll be drawn into it and made into an Anglo blood factory krautcuck

>>138222966
>>138223032
I just ordered a pizza from my local all white take away

god bless ulster

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The yanks are having their circus again. This is why I don't leave brit/pol/.

>>138223320
Is Ulster white?
>NO
>NO
>NO

>>138223359
post bellybutton

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Anyone know the name of this classical piece?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oucrzzD_10

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>>138223320
>tfw my county is whiter than northern ireland

>>138223359
Stupid nonce. I wish you would leave.

>>138223270
>tfw had two large pizzas, nachos, and a 1.5 ltr bottle of pepsi for din dins yesterday
I'm not fat I swear.

>yanks have like 100 people do a right wing rally

>10K counter protestors

why are yanks so cucked - also who has that OC of the irish people in Boston in 1887 vs 2017

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>>138223445
How about go fuck (you)rself.

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>>138223605

>>138223299
Doubt it.
We'll keep your shekels safe though.

>>138223494
You can wish all you want.

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>>138223577
>tfw I used to be able to smash down an entire large pizza by myself in a relatively short amount of time but now I can barely get a medium pizza down by myself
getting old tbqh

>>138223605
>>138223662
Also point out with this pic, their Constitution and founding fathers were British.

>>138223642
ok fatty

>>138223797
>>138223710
Thought you were the other (You) lad, my bad.

But do leave you anime nonce.

>>138223662
thanks lad thats fucking brilliant

>>138223797
Dont know why youre asking me. Probably 98% or something.

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fuck me im so fucking hot

it's like the body dysmorphia-esque feeling goes away after a couple drinks

>>138224029
Lel I know. Some guy made it and posted it here in Brit/pol/ on 4th of July. I swear I'm the one who memed it into existence though, by sharing it.

>>138224094
I thought you were the Ulster anon, not the animenonce.

>>138222422
eat more fiber

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>>138223943
>anime nonce
4chan. You need to leave
>>138224128
So do you EU flag tripfag.

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>>138224355
>animenonces

>>138224128
What you drinking

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>>138223943

>>138224355
>You need to leave
Why would I leave a British politics general? No one in here likes you besides other animenonces. I tolerate it on the rest of 4chan, or rather I did, before I stopped browsing and just spent all my time here on Brit/pol/.

>>138224272
it came out of no where in the middle of the day
now it hurts when I sit
so I went on an hour walk and it still fucking hurts

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>>138224526

>>138224488
>implying i'm going to open that picture to full size
Fuck off mate. I can see the thumb nail. Straight from your child porn collection.

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>>138224470
Anime triggers the reddit

Does anyone else have a pet project on twitter? I'm slowly redpilling this pretty civic girl. Everytime she posts something not redpilled I challenge her through one of 6 accounts. It's been about 4 months and it's slowly beginning to work.

>>138224477
see >>138219613

>>138218880
reminds me of grinding out woodcutting levels in runescape when i was in high school

>>138224635
>Brit/pol/
>British politics
You're outnumbered in here mate. No one likes you. And I don't browse Reddit (ever) and 4chan (any more). I spend my time here on Brit/pol/. Even /pol/ is shit.

>>138223447
>Listening to post-renaissance music
D E G E N E R A T E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRfF7W4El60

>>138224635
>>138224658
absolute state of animenonces

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>>138218211

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>>138224787
>>138224852

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>>138224526
Not your safespace. I believe there is a r/UK.

>>138224595
hmm might be hemorrhoids, not even kidding. have you been doing too much force when pooping?
there are creams for that, it might help.

if it continues for a few days consider going to the doctor

how long till my jaw goes back to normal /pillheads/ ?

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>>138224889
>t.

>>138224968
tomorrow

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>>138224968
>pills
lowest form of entertainment tbqh, you're worse than syringe fags

horse is goat btw

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>>138224889
>>138224911
Nonces. How big is your child pornography collection? How does it feel that you'll never have a wife and kids? How much does the government spend on keeping you alive? Are your parents dead, if not, are they happy with having you in their house still? Will you ever own property?

I have so many questions.

>>138225106
pills was better than ket tbqhwy

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>>138225084
gay

>>138219053
Only bits that matter atm, potentially more immigration under Labour, and probably more cucked Brexit, Corbyn would have been sold as a defeat of the Brexit spirit for no good reason and he would have kept freedom of movement permanently.

Tories are a real shitshow, we got the best of both worlds with them suffering such a humiliating result and having to rely on DUP backing.

I'll probably be voting Labour by next election, if they carry on making dog whistles to nationalist sentiments.

>>138225040
ty

>>138224968
depends
might hurt to eat for another day

were you chewing gum ?

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>>138224980
>he spends his time arguing against anime on an anime imageboard
>he thinks he's superior to those on said anime imageboard for not watching anime
What a deluded life you must lead lad
Sure, among this cesspit of alcoholics, schizos, NEETs and other assorted misfits, you're superior because you don't watch anime
wew

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>>138224488
anti-anime btfo

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>he comes to 4chan and doesn't like anime

>>138225176
powders > smokeables > syringe > doritos + mntn dew > pills

>>138225275
You will never live a normal life.

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>>138225281
>>138225289

>tfw 5k debt
>about to be homeless in a few weeks
>no one to turn to for help
>bennies stopped because i missed my jsa appointment

how do i end it lads, unironically?

>>138225261
yeah we had gum and when we ran out we got some filters from smoking area

>>138225275
don't >> me unless your car is worth >£1m

>>138220882
we wuz ozwoldz n shiieeet

>>138225084
How much did you pay for that?

>>138225275
And a grown man watching cartoons and jerking off to cartoon depictions of underage girls is worse than every alcoholic, shcizo and NEETs in the world.

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>>138224812
Romantic > Classical > Baroque > 20th century > Renaissance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29rMw-_SzLM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29rMw-_SzLM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29rMw-_SzLM

>>138225340
you've must not have had the right pills lad

>>138225377
ANTIFA WAS PAYED! I AM MAKING A SACRIFICE!

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>>138225203
>Labour
>Making dog whistles to nationalist sentiments

How fucking deluded are you?
>T-t-they're dogwhistling by getting Stormzy (king nigger) to endorse Corbyn in his Hip Hop
>Corbyn denouncing everything nationalist is a dog whistle h-haha right guys?
>He hates israel tho! That has nothing to do with his love of sand nigger fundamentalists, I'm sure... hhahahhahaha

Dont even know where to start with you. Not sure if momentum or just retarded

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_Rule

>B-BUT IT ISN'T CODIFIED

>>138225585
Tommy has mantits.

>>138225554
I don't know why you're doing pills desu mate

they really are the height of degeneracy

>>138225554
pills always were and always will be shit

FACT

>>138225371
>>138225423
>>138225459
Guarantee I'm better looking, taller and fitter than you cunts
Post some stats, you deluded faux-normies

>>138225718
this

>not doing h instead
baka

>>138225808
Did it a few times, then just didn't bother again.

>>138225779
I said don't >> me unless your car's worth over a million pounds you illiterate piece of shit

>>138225718
my mate had plenty and he owed me some money so set me one before we went club
>>138225753
fook off lad, what are your favourites then

>>138225628
We can't all be blind & deaf.

>>138225939
You're unironically a degenerate. Just say no to drugs; it's not difficult you autistic faggot.

>>138225190
fucking faggot you my bitch now

>>138225939
I just told you >>138225340

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This thread has gone to shit again. Animenonces and idiots talking about opiates.

Any sane people left here? What's your political ideology? Tell me your favourite historical event. Tell me what colour your shit is. Anything is better than this thread.

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>>138226118
>Just say no to drugs

>>138226118
yes im the autistic faggot. kys disgusting neet virgin

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ucHuTDs1Eo

>>138226198
>not chasing the dragon while listening to some avril lavigne
What's wrong with you?

might watch meet the parents and fockers later for a classic throwback

I used to munch pills every weekend for 2 years, they fuck me up now but they were hands down some of the best nights of my life. Besides degeneracy, why don't you bais like em?

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>>138226198

>>138226168
pills just easier than powder and last longer la

>>138226198
Only went to shit because if 2 antianime autists. One of which is EI trip fagging which is an utter disgrace.

>>138225585
>Tfw tommys one of them
>tfw drumps one of hem
>tfw may is one of them

theres no escaping their grips is there

>>138226418
pills are just shit tbqh, pills are to the drug world what virtue signalling redditors are to politics

>>138226275
Don't like this drug talk on Brit/pol/, fucks up discussion, so last (You) but I started off codeine phosphate, tolerance reached 400mg, moved to morphine/oxy when I could get it. I did anything, Poppy seed tea, co-codamol, morphine, hydrocodone from the deepweb and even Fentanyl. But Heroin never interested me. I did it a few times from May-June 2016. Smoking/snorting. And then I went back to codeine, aka the weakest opiate in existence, which says a lot about my opinions on heroin.

Nowadays I just drink opium tea because it's legal and I can get it on amazon prime.

>>138226488
EU

>>138226598
>codeine, morphine and oxy
my fucking g

>>138222456
Didn't Julius Caesar allude to the idea that the original Celtic placenames in Britannia were Germanic sounding??

>>138226073
Go ahead point a few out to me, you dumb cunt.

>inb4 they're obvious :^)
If they are then show me some. If not, fuck off with your retarded fanfiction that the labour party is back in 1910 mode or whatever, you delusional mong.

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>>138225381
I don't know if this might be of help in the short term:

>Community care grants and welfare schemes

Before 1 April 2013, you could apply for a community care grant to help you live in the community and to help your family stay together. From 1 April 2013, community care grants were abolished. In their place, top-tier local authorities in England, together with the Scottish and Welsh governments, have set up welfare assistance schemes to provide some form of replacement help.

>In England, the help available will vary between one authority and another. You should check your local authority's website to see what their scheme provides and how to apply for help. You can also find more information about local schemes in England on the Children's Society website at www.childrenssociety.org.uk.
Source: https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/benefits/help-if-on-a-low-income/help-for-people-on-a-low-income-the-social-fund-and-other-welfare-schemes/

It seems local authorities tend to administer this fund now.

The CAB is always a good place when it comes to debt, but there's also organisations like Step-change.

How comes you missed your appointment lad?

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>>138217331
>>138217331
NEXT RIGHT WING RALLY HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED

FLORIDA HERE WE COME

thread here
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>>138226598
Never tried opium tea, is it any good? What's it like?

>>138226712
Got a pic somewhere in my emails from all the pill packets I found in my room, back in 2012 when it was being decorated. There must've been over 100 there lel

>>138223142
Really need some skank to gob on me nob

post some discussion related choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7fmf6dPHWo

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>>138226817
Great the circus is moving. How wonferful.

>>138226817
>Post Yank news
>In Brit/pol/

K Y S
Y
S

>>138226877
Tastes like absolute shit and its unpredictable batch to batch. One batch could kill you (which is why you need to do a tester dose) where as another won't get you high.

When you hit the sweet medium, its amazing. Lasts 24 hours, gives you nods and the typical opiate-type warmness. Also makes you empathetic as fuck like a lot of oppiates.

>>138226951
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ

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>>138226929
same tbqh

>tfw rightly so gets a gofundme for a free hooker but not me
What is brit/po/ coming to>

>>138223676
All the foreigners in Europe are gonna flee to your (((neutral))) shithole, which will be ideal for a atom bombing.

>>138226817
fuck off yankjew

>>138227095
>not posting the uncensored one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTyjzLVGtmY

>>138227093
ordering right now tbqh

see you boys in a week

>>138227123
Link to the gofund me

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Parents are at the cricket and Jesus Christ the utter state

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any of you lads listened to Vernon Bogdanor's lectures on youtube? they're pretty comfy desu, his "6 politicians who shaped our age" series was really good, covered some of the obvious people like enoch powell and tony benn but also some interesting and lesser known people like keith joseph

would recommend, especially if you're looking for something to watch after the great offices of state/secret world of whitehall series

Its a Saturday night, its good to hear some people are out living life a bit enioying themselves and not just giving in to isolation like too many of us do here

>>138227247
Lel. Give it a go.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sincerely-Nuts-Whole-2-26kg-79-7oz/dp/B00K5R5350/ref=sr_1_1_a_it/257-0378901-9050301?ie=UTF8&qid=1503167309&sr=8-1&keywords=sincerely+nuts

>>1382271517
Divide et Impera

We are the Village Green Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck, Vaudeville and Variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do
We are the Draught Beer Preservation Society
God save Mrs. Mopp and good Old Mother Riley
We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them
We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliate
God save tudor houses, antique tables and billiards
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do
God save the Village Green.

>>138227340
Are you too immature to appreciate le satire?

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>>138227262
I've lost the link since I cleared my history when I reset my ip but I'm sure colonial scum still has it so you'll have to ask him.

>>138225711
so do I desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOweSBJg59g

>>138227463
wew that makes sense la

>>138227553
britpol drug meet up whos /in/

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>>138226923
Found it. The degeneracy.

>>138227123
I haven't managed full comedian pill and fucked off my bird yet. I did about a month ago but somehow we ended up back to normal with no formal agreement. Fucking manipulating succubui

>>138227262
>>138227506
nvm found it

https://www.generosity.com/education-fundraising/help-pop-rightly-so-s-cherry

>>138225381
>Inb4 Shelter for advice in relation to your housing situation

https://england.shelter.org.uk/get_help

>>138226598
I would be careful with the tea dude, I got massively addicted to it to the point where it superceeded my heroin/oxy addiction and I was up to 5kg seeds (potent) a day at one point, I had to end up going up going on methadone for it because it was ruining my life, it was taking me hours per day just to get the money (it adds up, $40-60 per day, while broke already, is like 250 a week when adding lemon juice travel etc) and then make the stuff and then it would take me hours to actually drink it (it's a lot of liquid)

I would be careful, personally seed tea is my fovourite opiate it can creep up with yyou

>>138227671
let's have it in the park and have a nice wee fire

btw one of you is sucking me off and that's non negotiable

Anyone here got a decent knowledge of firearms I got a question.

Say If I buy a .22 Version of a Colt AR 15 or similar assault rifle because thats the UK legal limit. How does it differ from a normal .223 persay.

Can I still use .223 in it or does the gun just not use it

>>138227771
$500 for a prostitute. What the fuck is she gonna be spending the night for cuddles?

>>138227939
That's for any orgy

>>138227939
I mean it would probably take him that long to show her his yugi oh collection, and I doubt he'd know anything else he could do with her.

>>138228059
>>138228078
I'll put in $10 since its for an important cause

>>138226275
>["not" insert funny meme]

hahaha yeah yeah good one, name bro, stay strong unite the right and all that

>>138225281
classic, and from a household name, excellent meme brother man

>>138220403
too right brother man, unite XD

>>138220325
yeah this thread stinks, lets bail am I right or am I right, of course I'm right

>>138219545
RIP, [insert I cry every teim] [all star starts playing] good memes, yep.

>>138219467
cool story bro, keep telling and I'll keep listening, with you 100% of the way, you lead I'll follow

>>138219392
excellent link choice!!!

>>138219023
should you, should you not, boy thats a real doozy, a real conundrum you got yourself there

>>138218769
yeah, fight them [eye of the tiger starts playing]

>>138218594
Russian Royalty psssshhh that's stupid, good observation

>>138217449
obligatory Hapsburg post I like it, we gotta have one of those in every thread right!

>>138217331
"Cerdic of Wessex" list em off, I like your style, keep posting and I'll keep coming brother man

>>138227860
Jesus christ, I've heard horror stories from poppy seed tea to be quite honest lad. That they are worse than heroin and oxy withdrawals because of the additional alkaloids.

I don't think I'd get mentally addicted like you do with stims. But I'm terrified of physical addiction. I've only been buying 1lb bags a week, but 6 days ago I bought a 5lb bag, down to my last dose tomorrow. So that's around a week, a bit more, of every day usage. Bit terrified tbqh.

Hope you're doing alright now lad, withdrawals are awful.

>>138227927
I know that the AR-15s in the UK are bolt-action. Doesn't help you at all lad, hope someone else can.

>>138227771
Colonial is a nice lad for setting that up. Shame Rightly is probably face down in a ditch.

>>138226788
>>138227772
Cheers lad but fuck all of that

>>138228221
fuckin square go ya bawbag

https://youtu.be/K4-KVeaVsuM

Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire) desu lads

>>138227771
>colonial scum
>Suspiciously sets up direct link for britpol
>Suspiciously sets up a fund for "rightly so's cherry"
Hmmm...

>>138228547
He's desperately trying to make money off of this.

Isn't it obvious?

>>138226210
Not an argument, degenerate.

>>138226239
Not autistic, not a NEET, not a virgin. Also not a weak-willed idiot who takes drugs.