The coming eclipse

>>138208007
beep beep lettuce

>>138208007

I've been having weird dreams too, I think they are good dreams.

I see Bitcoin with behind it some type of bright blinding light

>>138208100
Beep beep lettuce

The moon will pass in-between the Sun and the Earth.

If you're a rational person, there shouldn't be much more to it than observing how superstitious and irrational people react to these kinds of events.

>>138208007
Muslims will activate
Also the deep state satanists will be sacrificing a lot of people so there's a global meditation happening to try to counteract it
>Getcher guns ready it's gonna be nuts

there are so many threads about this explaining everything found out untill now clearly... we'll have to wait and see

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>>138208007
Oy vey. Came here to make a similar post.
It's being made into such a big deal. Even in PR where we'll see just 30% of it.
Feels wrong senpai.

>>138208007
The second coming of Christ is not until after the Trials and Tribulations fool.

>>138208282
>American
>Rational person

Pick one.

>>138208007
Might end up becoming Pizzagate with some extra cult happening. meaning that just like in Pizzagate people will start happenings on their own but this event probably created some cults already so something bigger will probably happen.

>>138208282

I didn't make the claim that something WILL happen, simply that I have a weird feeling about it. The media around here is hyping it up hardcore. Just feels weird, man.

>>138208478
Roughly half the worlds population is below global average IQ. And the global average isn't exactly remotely smart.

>>138208478
Je ne parle pas Francaise. :(

>>138208352
Links?
I don't feel like skimming shill/pol/ too much atm.

>>138208389

Let me rephrase.

The beginning of the seven year tribulation. Build up to the return. The next eclipse over the US is in 2024...

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/ptg/ had a major Get about the eclipse heralding the next civil war. Kek is rewarding us for our hard work.

>>138208007
Stupid leftists out protesting will take a look and go blind.

Lol what, ive seen like 3 solar eclipses. No biggie, why are all these amerifags getting hard over seeing their first eclipse...

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>>138208007
>Second coming of Christ?

No god no!! Please no!!
Let it be a normal eclipse.

>>138208639
Sure.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria

>mass hysteria is a phenomenon that transmits collective illusions of threats, whether real or imaginary, through a population in society as a result of rumors and fear

It's easy to get affected by it if you read about it and such.

>>138208007

It will last 20-40 seconds

it's gonna be a really fast happening I guess.

>>138208007
Its the day muslims use a different plan. Instead they will go to more rural areas in vans and go door to door killing non muslims.

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I've been having weird apocalyptic dreams for years but the more recent ones have had more detail and seem much closer to reality than before. Always the same theme, something like fire and smoke in the sky, no power or communications, millions of angry starving people coming after whites who they have placed the blame upon.

Silver lining: last night's dream I found myself standing next to Trump and the WH. He was having chit chat with a few people in suits exchanging pleasantries and notices me there and shook my hand with a smile. Idk what it means but it was the first pleasant dream I've had in a while.

Hopefully shit like this is just meaningless, but I thought I'd mention it nonetheless.

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If doubles, Murica will get nuked

Have fun with the cleansing fire, Murimutts. Maybe your fat will protect you

>>138209241
Thanks for your input, man. Hopefully it's nothing.

>>138209304
You have Merkel, so you've already lost.

>>138208577
Digits agree. We all know these sick fucks like specific dates and this is will be a major sacrifice to their (((deity)))

>>138208007
Mass arrest of Congressman

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>>138208007
You´ll shit bricks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBbyDye4bS4

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>>138209581
May be related?

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>>138208841
>The beginning of the seven year tribulation.
WEW

>>138208478
>somalian intellectual

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>>138209622
Yes! YES!!! yES"Q!!!!!

>>138209304
KEK nuke Germany

>>138208007
I had an absolutely gargantuan dream last night where I had to drink seaweed from the top of a bottle of washing agent.
It tasted like very salty water.
Don't remember much of what came before it, except that there was shitloads of fighting.

>>138209799
I'm sure i'm more white than you .

>>138208007
I had a dream about aliens and time travel.

JustFuckOurShitUpAyys.mp4

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>>138208007
Bannon is leaking stuff about the deepstate as we speak.

When the eclipse happens, trump will declare his war publicly against the deepstate and ((them)) and thier allies.

During the eclipse you will see many dead higher ups, politicians, and so on.

Kill a traitor before an enemy jimbo

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>>138209787
>7

>inb4 nothing happens

>>138208280
honk honk cabbage

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>>138208577
Fucking confirmed. Let it all burn down.

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>>138208280
Beep brap tomato

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>>138210047
Of course nothing happens, what are you? A creationist?

>>138208270
You see BCH skyrocket over the last 48 hours?

I fucking hate all that conspirancy and prophecy shit but honestly my dreams have been so fucking weird every night I'm absolutely sure something's coming.

Also in every single dream there's one reoccuring theme. I walk into my apartment and it has the inside of my father's house. I'm at a friend's place, I walk out and it turns out that it's my house.

Never had this shit before

>>138210291
I have the feeling that's just a glimmer of hope before the inevitable crash, and that the crarsh is coming sooner rather than later.

>>138208577
Flase flag to cover and distract from pedo busts confirmed

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>>138209622
Yeah Yeah

>>138208007
I think that your gut feeling and people's dreams mean about as much as a unicorn taking a shit. Eclipses aren't exactly unusual. Nothing ever happens. It won't this time either.

In the future you may not want to talk about your gut and dreams as if society at large should sit up and pay attention. It makes you look stupid.

>>138208841
So it's easy sailing for 3.5 years AntiC brings peace and prosperity in the begining right?

>>138208007
For a person who doesn't dream much I had a weird dream about being in the desert and seeking shelter for when the eclipse happens.

>>138209581
You can't possibly take this shit seriously. I quit watching when he claimed spots on the plane window were transparent orbs. Ffs

>>138208100
beep beep lettuce

>>138208007

Nothing will happen.

“My dear, our world is hopelessly boring. Therefore, there can be no telepathy, or apparitions, or flying saucers, nothing like that. The world is ruled by cast-iron laws, and it’s insufferably boring. Alas, those laws are never violated. They don’t know how to be violated... To live in the Middle Ages was interesting. Every home had its house-spirit, and every church had its God.”

>>138210653
>globalist puppets are sandbagging because it's absolutely impossible to form a coalition without Wilders
>masses get redpilled on political incompetence
>next elections landslide for Wilders
He won alright. It's just a matter of time.
Besides, he's not the winner we're looking for.

>>138210740

I was merely stating how I felt to a group of generally like-minded individuals. I'm not making any claims, but rather reaching out to see what others are thinking. Still, I do appreciate the input man.

>>138211097
Next election 2022?

>>138208007
Shtf 23 September, this is just the build up

Democracy Dies In Darkness

>>138208007
>What are you thinking?

Probably that it's a Jewish conspiracy. NASA is funded by Soros, as you know.

>>138211306
Actually, strike that
>Democrats Die In Darkness

Make it happen

>>138209483
>guns will be confiscated
over my dead body

>>138211306
Democalypse

>>138208007
At the very least there will be loss of life from terrorist attacks. We'll have half the nation spending a few minutes with their guard down as they stare at the sun. Of course someone is going to take advantage of that.

>>138208007
Nothing will happen.

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>>138208007
Obviously op, trump will sacrify all of you to gain power and achieve his dream. You are marked by the mark of the sacrifice anons. He will bend to the godhands of globalism .

>>138211777
>777
God Save Us All.

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>>138211201
Or next year, depending on the sandbagging.
People will start voicing just how angry they are at the gouvernment.
Already, people are pissed off at the complete lack of progress in the coalition efforts.
The participants weren't desired either. Liberal voters don't want a coalition with the eco-communists, eco-communists don't want a coalition at all, centre-right christians don't want to work with Labour, and the other left-wing parties don't want to work with the liberals.
4 fucking parties in the coalition talks, but the second-largest party (Wilders) is barred from them.
It's undemocratic and borderline banana republic.

There's another party though, Forum for Democracy. They're as /ourguy/ as Dutch politics get: a windswept young memester who spoke of the "homeopathic dilution of the Dutch until there are no Dutch left" and his compagnon is an incredibly well-spoken gentleman who's spoken of the migrant threat and how action needs to be taken against them.

>>138210769
>>138210769
It will get uglier first. Bad enough that the people will gladly give up all the power to the one man saying he will fix it all.

Then it will seem really good, but they will be seriously accelerating the idea that the Christians are holding everything back, bibles will probably become contraband, until eventually they'll just start slaughtering Christians by the millions along with anyone who won't accept the mark.

Then sometime into that slaughter Christ will return and take those who remain alive along with the dead in Christ up into the clouds. That very same day God's judgment begins. First with fainting fire and brimstone over the whole earth. And it gets much much worse from there.

>>138211777
checked

captcha
>beware 200m

>>138208639
Feels off in Ohio. I have a branch of the family who buy into the magnetic fields and full moon new age hippie mystic shit, so I've got a pretty good tolerance for it. But when my wife said she felt it, my heart sank. If my "Christianity is the only way" wife is picking up on it, shits getting real.

>>138211777
Damnit man, dub trips 7? Buckle up boys

>>138210740
Dick

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>>138212190
/ourguy/ has also called out Israel. Thierry for president

>>138209241
I had a dream recently that was very different. I dreamt that I was in a room with Donald Trump and I broke down and thanked him for dealing with the pedos in DC. When I was with him I felt an overwhelming sense of joy. I asked him to sign my MAGA hat and I left the room to go get it and before I got back I woke up.

>>138211219
They said that it would hit the fan on sept 23 2015 too. It didn't though, why should I believe it now

>>138213010
/onzekut/ ook zie ik

>>138208713
HONHONHONHON BAGUETTE

>>138211777
And there is my answer.
Don't even look at the eclipse goys, look to the earth.

>>138208478
I'm so glad to be an American and not have to deal with these insecurities on a daily basis. It's pretty rad know what I mean bros? Feels good to be on top.

>>138208007
The race begins.

>>138208007
the moon passes in front of the sun for a few moments

it's fucking nothing guys i'm going to bed

>>138208007

Enjoy your last weekend

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>>138208007
Stay in a safe place to watch it and stay armed.

>>138208007
>2017

>>/x/

The start will gorge itself on clay

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>>138208007

WORL BTFO AND EPLXOD WW3 WW4 WW5 WW6

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>>138211777

I think this eclipse is really affecting the liberal lunatics.

second coming of The Mooch

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>>138214131
PLS LET THIS BE REAL

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>>138211777
Here we go!

>>138209622

Heelo soten

>>138213330
Why do anglo-saxon people think we say "honhonhonhon"? Where does that come from? Always been curious.

>>138208954
Second coming would be a good thing, you heathen!

Repent!

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>>138208375
Oy vey. Don't you just hate it when people say "no miren al eclipse sin las gafas, no lo hagas ni loco"?

>>138212275
As a child when I was told about the end times and beheading Christians it didn't seem plausible as everyone I knew was Christian. FF 30 years and holy shit, with my generations exodus away from the church and the rise of Islam, it's not only plausible, it seems inevitable

>>138212275
>It will get uglier first

Yeah like the locusts coming out of the pit. Protip: the one who started this mess is the one who will finish it.

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>>138208007
During the Eclipse, I will show you my true power.

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>>138208007

>>138215345
72.3 pounds of plutonium if you're a burger like me.

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>>138215619
I figured it out! CUBE WORLD 2017!

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>>138209241
The other day Ihad a dream of a fake alien invasion coming across the night sky . Think project blue beam but somehow it was also real at the same time? then instantly cuts to the aliens making children in to child soldiers and making them gun down large groups of people as a method of population control. I've had multiple end of the world dreams but this one stood out the most

>>138210215
Honk honk horseradish

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>>138209553
Please yes, as an Esoteric Hitlerist I hope the power of the black sun makes our leader come back one last time on a white horse with Haunebu's and SS Moonmen, to cleanse the world and bring a new golden age

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>>138208007
>tfw in the path of totality

I can only expect the moon will act as a portal for eldritch beings to pass through. I fully expect to die monday, but that's more because of all the city nig nogs coming out to where I live to gape at the eclipse.

>>138217867
Honestly putting up with the elder things, deep ones and great old ones sounds like a better deal than living with niggers

>Rare
>Happens 5 times a year

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>>138208375
It's a big news story because it's the first one over this much of the US in like a century.

There's going to be another one in 2024 that will pass over a lot of populated areas, though.

>>138217407
That sounds like the movie 'The fifth wave'

>>138208007
when has eclipses ever been a good sign

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>>138219028
flag related?

>>138219028
Absolutely never

inb4 mass vampire attacks in USA along the eclipse path

>>138211777
>>138212187
The triple 7 speaks. Head for the hills lads

>>138209933

>dark hair
>dark eyes
>gross dark hairy skin

yeah- no. you're a sandnigger just like every other smelly frenchman

>>138208280
beep beep lettuce

>>138218883
I have actually watched that shitty movie but thankfully it didnt have to do with my dream

>>138208282
Youre a fucking vapid fedoralord.
"Lol, its really very simple the moon just goes in between the sun and moon lol. That's it lol! I dont see whats the big deal haha! All these irrational ppl lol. I believe in science so i know dismiss everything other that superficial explanations"

NECK YOURSELF, BETA FAGGOT.

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>>138208007
>Second coming of Christ?

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>>138208007
aside from the september prophecy, this eclipse passes over yellowstone caldera, and thew new madrid fault line. in revelations the 6th seal is that the sun will be blackened and there will be an earthquake. and this eclipse is exactly 33 days from september 23rd. and 40 days from yom kippur. 40 as you know is a biblical number historically known as a symbolic period of testing.

The antichrist is going to become known during this time of the eclipse to the end of september.

Are you even ready to slay demons?

>>138208007
I hope they try Blue Beam, I've been warning people about it.

>>138208375
Is he going to explain how the sun is on a spectrum, and the moon is like the patriarchy blocking the light and pushing its toxic masculinity on the moon against its will?

>>138208375
>You know he's excited

Hah hah, ya know hes excited lol. He is the science guy! He likes all the sciencey stuff and is a scientist which is why he is excited haha. Bill nye is a science guy TM (DISCLAIMER: BILL NYE IS NOT A SCIENTIST, HE IS A EDUCATOR AND ENTERTAINER)
haha bill nye! What an egghead lol. He's gonna be lovin this haha lol

>>138209241
you wanna know something scary. I had a dream a while ago about a nuclear bomb going off in the ocean and creating a big wave. It was all out WW3 and people were legit scared out of their minds.

You can imagine how i felt when Korea announced it was going to attack guam with a nuke...Shit is definitely going down.

>>138208007

what would happen if jesus is actually drumpft.

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>>138220577
RARE

>>138208007
It's the sun and the moon fighting. The sun will always win.
Anything can happen, because it is the moon in the daylight sky

>>138208007

Eclipses make tides that are larger than normal. How do you think this affects magma under the crust? Remember that it passes right over Yellowstone. Odds of eruption are higher, how much higher, nobody knows or has bothered to calculate.

Red Dragon Watches

>>138220688
what about the horses though
haven't seen a single damn horse and they all come first

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>>138221111
Holy shit.

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>>138222550
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/638636/yellowstone-supervolcano-eruption-nasa-plan-trigger-explosion

No big deal, just an eclipse.

>>138208007
Just clam diggers destroying like they did in the garden. You need to study why it is virgo. With jupiter staying in its womb for 9 months. Did anybody have sex with virgo? No

>>138208007
The eclipse is the rise of the black sun or the end of the kali yuga.
>1776
>night of the long knives
>hillary indicted
>mecca nuked
>trump goes full white nat

>>138223385
You know fuck all about the Bible. Nobody will care when those events unfold. There probably won't even be internet

>>138208007
Be careful anons, this is gonna be some Persona 3 level shit. If the collective unconscious keeps wishing for the big one, it'll come soon enough.

>>138223554
Collective bullshit has nothing to do with it. Posting frogs will do it but God is in control. Not anything of which you speak

>>138208007
hollow Earth opening letting the old gods free

>>138219921

I'm French (alpine)
blond Chestnut hair
blue eyes

>>138223758
Theyre fucking nephilim you jackass. The product of fallen angels screwing only females. Those arent gods. They are to be killed. By bisexuals like David

>>138223661
>talks about knowing the Bible

>LGBT flag

are you being ironic or just need to excuse your degeneracy by being just barely literate abut the Bible?

>>138223870
Kys

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Don't worry about the eclipse, anon. It'll be fine.

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>>138222217
If that were true the fucking thing would have blown with every eclipse in the past. And guess what? IT DIDN'T
Stop this fear mongering shit asshat

>>138208007
>inb4 nothing of any significance happens

>>138208007
This shit is in evrry religion.

Muslims especially love this shit for some reason. Probably has to do with it's ties to Mohhameds multicult of sun/moon worshippers and psychotic Arab Christians.

>>138208282
>t. close-minded physicalist moron
How's your 105 IQ treating you, mediocre cuck

>>138208007
>>138208007
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>>138211979

end times brother

WAKE UP

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>>138222487
I was just thinking about this. Nowhere in the bible does it say explicitly that the seals or the 4 horsemen have to appear in any specific order. They were depicted in the order in which paul was shown them. I feel like the seals could break in any order, and the horsemen can appear at any time. They may have already come, and as time goes on they may become more apparent.

>>138222550
i wasnt prepared for those digits.

http://www.unsealed.org/2017/06/the-divine-message-of-august-eclipse.html

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>>138208577
>>138208688
>>138209622
>>138209799
>>138209933
>>138210922
>>138211777 wew
>>138213811
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>>138220577
>>138220688
>>138221111 wew
>>138223055
good bread

>>138224217
Funny jews cant keep saying theyre bad omens for the goyim (themselves) but ignore the tetrad of blood moons that preceded this. Theyre the ones who planned to smash cassini into saturn and whatever probe will do same to jupiter. Revelation literally says a dragon awaits the jupiter child to eat him at birth (that censored face thing) but that He will bruise his head and he will bruise His heel

I don't think anything major will come of it. I'm just gonna enjoy the shit out of my first total eclipse. Here in Oregon we have prime viewing areas!

>>138224512
Why do you think that? Nobody has posted anything that made you think it might happen? You're a shill maybe?

>>138214728
Its an /o/ meme from a 90s renault twingo commercial

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>>138208007
rise of the black sun

>>138208478
>Foreigner
>Person
pick one

>>138223903
That's not very christian, neither is being a sodomite. You think you're flaming now just you wait faggot.

>>138218584

>2017 Eclipse
>2024 Eclipse
>7 Years
>...the Tribulation will last seven prophetic Hebrew years (lasting 360 days each) in all...

>>138225666
Confirmed Satan is a mean liar

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>>138225241
Soon brother

>>138225231
nice, thanks mate.

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>>138220577
Neat!

>>138225666

This is kind of freaky

>>138225797
>ohshitimfeelingittakyon.png
Worrying shit anon, im spooked

>>138224195
when was the last eclipse that passed directly over it?

>>138208007