Would travelling to Sweden or Finland and pretending to be a

>>138196051
> i have a criminal history here

For what? Stealing?

>>138196051
Yes, but you have to burn you passport so they can't deport you, and also you have to rape some local woman (it's a tradition now) to get welfare.

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>>138196051
You would not be able to find a job so collecting welfare would be your only option.

I suggest you do me a favor and stay in your 3rd world shithole instead.

>>138196811
But Swedy, he want's to culturally enrich your women, don't be racist.

>>138196051
>>138196651

>criminal history
>weeb
Paedophile confirmed

>>138196051
what did you do?

>>138196651
I was addicted to drugs when i was 20 and attack someone on the street with a knife. Our judicial system is very lenient so I didnt go to jail. But when i Google my name they first results are news articles of the case and even a PDF of some court documentation. So now I can't get a job. I just want to turn the page and start over

>>138196811
Maybe some manual labor job? Or somrthing like mcdonalds

>>138198252

go to a country that doesn't require a police report to get a residence visa (there aren't many though 2bh)

isn't there some gayass card you south americans have now to travel freely between member countries? do that faggot

just don't stab anyone this time

>>138198465
Even better, he could go to the USA

>>138198465
I could do that, but i wouldnt get a new identity. Also people with criminal histories can't get a name change.

>>138198252
>and attack someone on the street with a knife
You'd fit right in.

>>138198252
>attack someone on the street with a knife
You'd be welcomed in Europe

>>138198252
>But when i Google my name they first results are news articles of the case and even a PDF of some court documentation.
don't worry, it may only be inside Uruguay that google localization causes your criminal history to appear first.
I'll google your name and check whether it appears, so just let me know what to google

>>138196051
>uruguay
you are to white

maybe if you were argentinian...

>>138198252
change your name then.

>>138200593
>maybe if you were argentinian...
he could sneak across the border under the cover of night

a german military officer pretended to be a refugee and got granted asylum with welfare and all
>attack someone on the street with a knife
perfect. germany needs more people like you

>>138201015
How the fuck is he going to get here overseas? Sleep in a freight container?

>>138201243
I have spaniard passport because of my grandparent, i can fly to any EU country without trouble

>>138198383
Do yourself a favor, dont. You would feel like you’re not welcome here. You would be forced to live amongst niggers and muslims, and swedes would never even speak to you! Except some ugly commies maybe.

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>>138202103
ugly commies talk to them when they need the virtue signaling points.

Would commies come to Medborgarplatsen without a photo shoot and invite them to live in their big apartments???

Kommunister är hycklare deLux.
De skänker inte direkt hälften av sin lön till arbetaren eller migranten.

>>138199050
You just buy the identity in the US bro. This is America, you can buy anything if you got the cash.

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>>138196051
>tfw half Iranian and full muzzie name
I'm coming for my gibs, nordcucks

>>138202833
How?
Darknet marketing?
Pls post info