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DAHNALD 2017-08-19 12:56:52 Post No. 138192168
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DAHNALD Anonymous 2017-08-19 12:56:52 Post No. 138192168 [Report]

*begin transmission*
*BZZT* Dahnald, are you there?

The solar eclipse will open the path to the fabled Galactigates, Dahnald. With their power, we can spread true conservatism across the universe, and the priesthood rises.

But the portal will only be open for a short time, Dahnald. Fortunately, the Bogdahnoffs have developed the technology to keep it open indefinitely for our benefit.

I'm on my way to orbit, Dahnald. I've got to align the satellites. The enemies of true conservatism are aware of our mission and will do anything to stop us. I trust you'll be able to hold them off, Dahnald.

*transmission ends*

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:00:25 Post No.138192440
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Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:00:25 Post No.138192440 [Report]

>>138192168
dahnald, I...

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:01:52 Post No.138192521
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Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:01:52 Post No.138192521 [Report]

>>138192168
>tfw when you typed all of this out and I didn't bother reading it
>mfw I typed all of this out and you did bother reading it because you are a cuck

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:04:09 Post No.138192695
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>>138192521

delet this

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:07:37 Post No.138192944
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Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:07:37 Post No.138192944 [Report]

>>138192521
I read it, anon.

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:13:31 Post No.138193378
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>>138192168
Will they make it?

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:19:47 Post No.138193833
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OH DAHNALD.....DAHNAAAAAAAALD

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:21:32 Post No.138193970
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cruzposting is really the only reason to live

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:32:31 Post No.138194882
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https://youtu.be/71ib3N2MWRQ

>Dahnald, take the delegates!

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:34:30 Post No.138195042
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Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:34:30 Post No.138195042 [Report]

>>138192168
God Bless Ted Cruz, the one true friend of all Americans and delegates everywhere.

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:37:45 Post No.138195304
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Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:37:45 Post No.138195304 [Report]

>>138192168
I read this in his voice.

Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:43:59 Post No.138195826
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Anonymous 2017-08-19 01:43:59 Post No.138195826 [Report]

>>138192168
Gronald, whe I get back to Earth, I would like two schoops if you may allow it.

You have to go back, the Moon just is bring bad people, awful people.