/pol/ humor thread

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>>138191417

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>>138191677
>tfw this will be accurate in a few decades
This is a humour thread anon, not a feels thread

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>>138191417

>>138191987
LOL

>>138191677
Noice

>>138192127

Oh Boys! Looky what I got here....

Where the white at!?

>>138192226
*Were the white women at?

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>>138192226

>>138191677
Sweden cutest

>>138192127
too many of these people are white for it to be /pol/

>>138191677
What's the country with the confederate-looking flag at the end?

>>138191959
Story!

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>>138192461

>>138192491
Blessed Bulgarian gyppos.

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>>138192611
>full of beaners and flips

Power thru diversity :^)

>>138191677
wtf I hate /pol/tards now

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>>138191677

>that American

>>138192759
easy on the carrots bugs

>>138192254
>As long ago as the 1990s

Mel the visionary

>>138192747
/pol/tards

I've seen you post before.
Please restrain yourself from posting for a couple of hours. Because you aren't funny and you aren't smart, at all.

>>138192560
Mr blobby looks like a fucking psychopath, nuff said.

>>138192491
In Bulgaria it's more likely for a Bulgarian to rob and rape a refugee than the opposite.

That's how uncucked we are.

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>>138193112

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>>138193173

>>138192962
>everyone who uses the term /pol/tard is one person
Try again sweetie

>>138192052
this is great, fuckin saved

i'm gonna make this into stickers and post it on campus

>>138192437
I miss Seanbaby.

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>>138193223

>>138193196
sauce ??

>>138192254
based mel

>>138191677
>UK is an indian woman
>Australia is a chink woman
>Whitest one is fucking MEXICO
Fugg.

>>138192742
It's from NYC HWNDU, what do you expect from a shithole like that

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>>138191937
Amazing.

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>>138193305

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>>138193404

>>138193397
Who dis? She's a QT

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>>138193460

>>138193524
A girl who writes NatSoc comics.

>>138191937
These """""people""""" disgust me

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>>138193584

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>>138193404

>>138192254
I'd like to go inside her oven that's for sure.

>>138192523
I don't know why it's in there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Novorossiya

>>138193196
From what movie or series than fragment? I want to see whole thing.

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>>138193524
Sarah Garrison

>>138193524
>short hair
>QT
Confirmed gay

>>138193278
Did he quit?

>>138191863
Checked and kek'd

>>138193865
nope

>>138193829
Confirmed for shit taste. It's only gay if there's a penis (male).

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>>138193685

>>138191863
Holy sheet! Was OP found?

>>138193565

~4.50 for a soft drink? I know shit is spendy there but that can't be normal.

>>138193110
too bad they don't have many women with them, eh vlad?

>>138192352
Fuck this the polar bears are already endangered

>>138192127
This looks fun.

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>>138193829

>>138193787
The Blacklist: Redemption

>>138193946
Good post, trying to shill so hard, but she's still pretty.

>>138193865
Well played

>>138193865
don't open the picture

>>138192254
Nice to see Mel can shitpost like any other Ozzy.

>>138194121
Thank you.

>>138193980
I'm in the middle of a Virgin Jogging vs. Chad Jogging. I know what's the Virgin Jogging, because I jog like that and I see how the Chads jog, so I'm gonna meme it.

>>138193865
k

>>138191959
Explain yourself, anon.

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>>138192316
sauce?

>>138191959
What godless sick fucks come up with shit like that?

>>138191677
I'm looking but I can't find the video sauce.

>>138193890
Keep those traditions, I guess

>>138191864

are you that brit who constantly brings his nation-envy of the US into every thread and wigs out whenever an American talks about europe?

did a yank shag ur lass or something m8?

>>138193890
10/10

>>138193865
Damn

>>138193845
fugg

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>>138191677

>>138193865
dayum

>>138194464
Father Ted, no idea what episode

>>138191677
Lmfao

>>138194011
LOL

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>>138191677
This triggers the OCD /pol/acks!

>>138193725
top kek

>>138193865
Fag

>>138193865
Fugg...

>>138194618
Probably because it's OC. The flags were changed to troll /pol/.

>>138192316
What's this from?

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>>138193890
Kek

>>138194849
Hillary: 25% crime, 25% entitlement, 10 fake feminism, 40% egoism

>>138191959
I don't understand this at all but it's fascinating

>>138193112
That isn't funny, it's sad.

>>138191864
At least the artist is portraying us as white for once

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>>138191417

>>138194856
RARE Ahvenanmaa

>>138194928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq8RnAfCFwk

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>>138194317
LEL
and
TOPKEK

>>138193460
Audible kek. Saved.

>>138193865
Are you sure?

>>138191987
Lost my shit

>>138191417
>/pol/
>humor
This is serious business friend!
]\ >>138191677

>>138191863
this is amazing

>>138195032
Even female Kushner is such a jew.

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>>138191677
ARGENTINA IS WHITE!!

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Some classic webms with sound.

>/pol/ rangers
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503149594698.webm

>british parliament
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503149670412.webm

>murri/pol/ vs the world
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503149768939.webm

>when the goyim drops a penny
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503149844346.webm

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>>138195259
I laughed, have a (you), leaf.

>>138193865
Fuck off nigger

>>138193865

Replied you monster.

>>138191959
I always find fascinating this kind of shit that /r9k/ pulls off. What are they called?

>>138193865
Jebo ti pas mater

>>138192482
>sunbathing on the flag
Right.

>>138191987
of course it's the Boston team too kek

>>138193865
wot a fag

>>138192611
alt-white

>>138195306
Tell me that's shopped

>>138193936
Uh no, the only thing that makes dicks gay is the balls. No balls = no gay.

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>>138195625

>>138195586
This triggers me

>>138193890
Underrated as fuck

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>>138195750
Why?

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>>138195523
>FUCKING BASED

>>138195349
I keep 2 bowls of candy for Halloween. One with good candies for white kids, and the other with dollar store chalky shit candy for the coloreds.

>>138195349
Amazing...

>>138195960

Just make cum-Oreo cakes for the niggers. Let them taste the White man.

>>138191677
>clip gets banned because there is a morph to a white person, implying that the minorities are not oppressed

>>138194618

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTFE8cirkdQ

>>138195619

No, lowtestiny really is that malformed.

>>138192491
Arab gypsy war when?

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>>138193905
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>>138195548
Lmao look at these 12y/o retards replying like a bunch of cucks, this is /pol/.

>>138193112

Still better desu

>>138193196
NUMBER ONE IN DEUTSCHLAND

>>138193865
Fuck you dick

>>138196101
Holy fuck his head.

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>>138191417

>>138194618
Michael Jackson video, Black and White, something like that

>>138193865
Uh oh

>>138193865
fak

>>138194658
>Amerilards in charge of handling banter

>>138194856
>founding fathers so lacking in creativity they named your country "a land"

>>138196151
>Obvious bait is made even more obvious by flag.

>>138193524

Someone who got Zyklon Benned

>>138193397
So that's the chick who writes the Sarah Anderson comics, I assumed she'd be grosser IRL

>>138195846
Hvaða fáni er þetta? Áland?

>>138193865
FFFF

>>138191677
wtf is this, mexico blonde? We have a nigger, uk an indian and canada an asian?

>>138193946
muh dick is so hard now

>>138196151
Fuck off nigger. If this is the first time you've seen it, lurk more.

>>138193865
fuck you ante

>>138191959
I always knew Mr.Blobby was a sadistic killer.

>>138195349
Rally wish I could find Morning Glory comics somewhere.

>>138196472
Fake news. Duval county florida was red not blue in 2016.

>>138193865
Shieeet

>>138195032
Cmooon Jeb!

>>138196491
Calm down ahmad, that girl isn't from SEA IIRC

>>138195909
fucking corporal klinger lmao

>>138193397
Shooped?

>>138195523
Fuck off reddit

>>138193865
Jesus Christ go fuck yourself nigger

>>138194928
Farther ted Brit comedy show

>>138193865
Duck ya

>>138193865
Why...

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>>138196641
That meme is shit.

>>138196333
Kek, i'm not baiting, i'm just calling you a faggot.

Faggot.

>>138196492
You fucking cuck, if this kind of shit scares you I don't know how you can even function without your parents assisting you. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

>>138193865
U got me sonny, have a (You)

>>138193865
Fuck off

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>>138196810

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Does this faggot still do comics or what?

>>138193404
Having mixed-race grandchildren is one of my worst nightmares. You can't control it.

I personally know a rich entrepreneur with a hot blonde 20 year old daughter who since she was 14 was always in relationships with Arabs, and now she is in a 3 year long committed relationship with one and she keeps talking about marriage and children, and she will probably start as soon as she's done with college in one year.

Bloodline forever ruined, and you have to either put with having muslims in your family, or excommunicating your daughter. She used to wear short dresses and shorts, and now she only wears long, leg-covering dresses and her arms are always covered too.

>>138194081
I don't think that plan of saving the polar bears would work.
And even if it did, the last thing you want is a massive population of islamic terrorist polar bears.

>>138195960
Thanks for the idea anon, not many kids go trick or treating around here any more though

>>138196841
First, what does replying to that post have to do with being a cuck, you nigger?
Second, no it doesn't fucking scare me, but I'd rather go to sleep without any worries tonight.

>>138191677
Arentina es blanco!
Sweden and Australia are preddy cute.

>>138196918
Just disown them. I'd take away their cars and stop paying their rent and standing surety for varsity loans

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>>138193865
fucker

>>138193865
Kek

>>138193865
Ok

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>>138193110
Fucking based tatars

>>138193865
all you absolutely limp dicked faggots replying to this faggot are absolutely disgusting and you absolutely fill me with disgust

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>>138195625
>searching old men's anuses
why is islam so gay?

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>>138196564
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>>138192560
Jim'll Paint It, lads. You ask him to paint things and he does it.

>>138193110
Do you still have that guy patrolling the border with tanks and a gunship?

>>138196891
Explain why society is degenerating but the costs are increasing

>>138196918
good riddance, let her breed herself out of existence. Sucks for the dad, but if he wasn't such a fucking faggot to begin with, this probably would have never happened in the first place. Good that now we can actually identify rats in our community.

>>138196891
You should change that to "give us money or we'll destroy your life, but don't worry we'll use some of it to pay Mexicans to pave harassed roads too"

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>>138196810

>posts half the meme as response

>>138191937
>on welfare
>donation to sanders is an investment in his future

>>138192611
>mexiCANTs handle the banter

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>>138191562

>>138193865
reeeeeee

>>138197451
Should say halfassed not harassed

>>138193865

get reported

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When you notice the date you'll see why it's humorous

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>>138197123
>First, what does replying to that post have to do with being a cuck, you nigger?
You're a cuck because you did what the post asked you to do like a little bitch, it's not hard to understand, do you have 2 digit IQ or something?

>Second, no it doesn't fucking scare me, but I'd rather go to sleep without any worries tonight.
Yeah sure you nigger, now that you replied to the post i'm sure you will very sleep well :)
Your mom is safe now don't worry anon, you gigantic fucking baby faggot lmao.

>>138194827
Episode 1, Season 3

>>138193865
Fuck

>>138196705
She can't say NO when I say I'm a muslim.

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>>138191937
he/she has a sound logic, except communism/altruism doesn't work and never will. Cant even blame them, they were lied to since they took there first breath.

>>138192254
mel makes me proud to be a potato nigger

>>138194011
You see that all the fucking time here. And the glass is small and filled mostly with ice. If you order no ice, the fuckers bring you a glass less than half full of soda.

>>138197421
It's not like he approves of it, that's the problem. He is always harping about his disapproval which probably only made her want arab dick more. That's the thing, you can't control it. Even if you raise your daughter with non-race mixing views she will probably do it just because children want to rebel.

>>138196479
idiota...

>>138197123
kys you fucking manchild

>>138193865
Ass

>>138194317
AAAAAAAAAA

>>138192352
how do immigrants lead to boosted employment?

>>138197420
Because Democracy:The God that Failed is a shit book.

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>>138197397
source?

>>138193946
wuts point of dis

>>138194551
>09/11

>>138193865
...

>>138193865
Fuck you nigger

>>138198008
Need more police, need more doctor and nurse to treat rape victim, need more social worker, etc.

>>138198215
Woman hate on cute and beautiful girl.

>>138197350

goldy!

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>>138195349
autistic af

>>138197870
Is this real?

>>138198215
They jealous.

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>>138195032
is 9 Assad ?

>>138195306
is that destiny?

>>138191417

David Niven and crabs – Derby Telegraph Sat November 7th 2015
Published on November 7, 2015
Today, I’d like to begin with a fishy story of love beneath the waves that readers of a certain vintage may well recall hearing way back in 1975 when suave actor and brilliant raconteur, David Niven, told the tale on TV chat show, Parkinson, and effortlessly brought the house down.

According to Niven, “A prawn fell in love with a crab and it was mad about the crab and it went home to its family and it said, “Look I’m mad about the crab that lives around the big rock at the end.”

And the prawn’s father was furious and said, “You’re not going to be seen with a crab. They’re ridiculous, they go sideways – no way! Go and tell the crab it’s all over, it’s finished.”

So, the prawn went back to the crab and said, “I’m terribly sorry but it’s off because my father says you look stupid going sideways.

The crab was furious and said, “That does it, I’ll be down this evening to sort this out with your father.”

At six o’clock that evening, the prawns were all sitting around their rock and the weed opened and in came the crab and to everyone’s amazement he came in straight.

The prawn rushed to her beau and said, “Oh crab! You’re wonderful, you’re going straight.”

And the crab said, “Ssshhh, I’m pissed.”

>>138198382
Pretty pretty to be frank

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>>138197350
fucking henry m8

>>138191937
you retards realize this is satire right? i mean come on.

>>138195349
Hahahahah

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>>138191417

>>138198229
Kek

>>138197766
He's Aussi ya cunt.

>>138193793
oh my god you people are mean

>>138194936
well that ended well

>>138193865
Faggot.

>>138195349
lmfao

>>138194224
we mus stop thee grobarists

>>138192742

Colion Noir is on pol?

>>138195349
this was pretty funny, good one pinoy friend

>>138193865
Dundunduiropen

>>138193865
(YOU)

>>138193344

>and Mexico is white

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>replying to bait

All of you need to leave this site right now and never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever come back

>>138193890
kek

>>138195032
Assad a cute.

>>138193261
Gay.

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>>138196246
how can you be this fucking retarted I dont get it

>>138193196
Now thats how you use a U lock

>>138193865
I replied saying nothing at all, is this an immunity?

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>>138193865
fk

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actual news headline

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>>138197123
cpбe нa вpбe