NZ Thread

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>>138180486
"Two wongs don't make a white, so lets hang the chinks and burn indians alive" -Winston Peters 1999

Winston hates Maoris so much he pretended to be Italian at uni.

>>138181033
"Those fuck mothering paki's filthing up my subway, I swear to god I want to ethnically cleanse them in an ocean of hydrocloric acid"
- Winston Peters, regarding education

"i fucked your mom last night wat you think about it?" - albert einsten 1945 twitter post

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>>138181539
"I founded New Zealand First to fuck toothy bitches and save this country from wogs, now get the fuck out of my way Billy."
-Winston Peters to Bill English, 2017

>>138181638
Piss off yank!!

>>138180486
Hope he keeps his promises.

>>138184636
he wont

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>>138184636
>>138184838
He will keep his promise to eliminate all chinks with his bare hands.

>>138185128
not in an MMP system, he has to be a cuck if he wants any power.

>tfw country ozzie born near full blood maori
>tfw going to nz first time ever
>tfw moving indefinitely with gf
>tfw no nothing about the culture
>tfw people will make fun of my thick aussie accent

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>>138185293
Winston destroys the political careers of cuckolds for sport. This week he rek'd David Seymour.

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>>138185314
come home, maori man.

>>138185314
Just stick to Waitakere and you'll be fine, also you cant get goon bags over here.

>>138185798
fuck bro i just tried to say that, way-ta-keir-e? people make fun of how I say maori they say it like moori like the fuck

>>138186037
Nah thats the thing, you sound more kiwi if you cant say maori for shit. Just imagine some deep south farmer saying Rangitiki, "Rangataki"

>>138186037
Why-tack-a-reee

>>138186037
All you need to know is Taupo is toe-paw and you are better than 95% NZ.

>>138186508
my cousins from there call it tao-po

>>138180486
irrelevant country soon to be taken over by chinks. unnecessary thread

sage

>>138186870
>t. National

>>138186870
I remember back in the day there was a roach who went to my highschool, and some chinese guy stabbed him in the knee with a pair of scissors.

>>138186508
>>138186609
Confirming that it is Tao-po.

T. Taupoian

>>138186037
also cunt if you ever say Wanganui with an h in it, ill smash your face in.

>>138187952
thoughts on rotorua?

>>138188598
Full of maori

>>138183300
Pommie detected
I've never heard a kiwi say the word "yank" in my entire life

>>138188900
Strange, my family says it. Weve been here 6 generations. You sure youre not just an Auckland faggit?

>>138188912
when i told my pakeha gf to pick something like lord of the rings that wasn't what i had in mind

>>138189056
I live deep south

>>138189066
Then go south

>>138189144
Good on ya cunt. Still dont change the fact that not only poms say yank

>>138189255
just jokin m8, i'd never question my missus

>>138189325
I just didn't know that there were kiwis who said the word yank

>>138189066
Orcs are in LOTR

>>138189346
ok then, go live in Wellington with the rest of the cucks.

>>138180486
Who cares, $20 minimum wage tho