ITT: post examples of American culture
>>138171656
How the fuck could he not know?
>>138171656
>>138171746
>drives backstage
>>138171774
love is blind
>>138171656
This is the new american culture, sweetie...
>>138171656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFuQ-wQwpI
>>138171908
That just got better and better
>>138171656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai3_pTg560U
>>138172105
Thanks homo
>>138172161
>ps fuck trump
Truly the poet of our time
>>138172161
>>138171656
Dude should've went all in and gotten a lie detector test on that thot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE
>>138171974
ahahaha that part killed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THp7lr47wuc
>>138171734
>A FUCKIN' VIDEO
>>138171734
PAY
I sure love this country
God bless America
Land of the free home of the brave
>>138171656
>>138171746
so beautiful
America...what a country
> go outside
> get hamburger
> get shot
I love our rich diverse culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZQfoXhbc0
>>138173511
>Somalia
they are not even humans
>>138171656
No way that guy thought that kid was his. Bet that faggot paid her child support too.
Picture is my comfy town during the winter.
>>138171746
I think this wins
>>138173553
https://youtu.be/Jq-e8DWtzvE
>>138171656
>say "european" football is boring
>watch this instead
>>138171656
>>138171656
I like America. What is shown in this thread does not "represent" Americans, or America.
>>138173924
Fake. Slavs won the space race.
https://youtu.be/GkPWFupNHhs
>>138171699
>>138173408
EVERY FUCKING TIME! EVERY FUCKING TIME... SHITSKINS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO YELL AT THE GOOD LOOKING WELL KEPT FAMILY.
We do nothing except subsidize their FUCKING existence, yet we are blamed for everything that goes on in their miserable lives.
>>138173408
>>138174245
Oh, and the fucking kike standing by to take pictures.
>>138173173
>salad doging
can you link the original?
>>138173830
Tru. Even 3-down Canadian football is a better faster sport, and Canadian football sucks. NFL is autism on steroids. On par with NASCAR, a "race" where shit cars go around a circle for hours while the crowd hopes someone crashes.
>>138174228
>>138174401
deleted?
>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 30mins
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot
>it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart as my body hits the pavement
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral
>>138174478
>American football
>NASCAR
>baseball
fucking cancers
only basketball is somehow watchable, but it is nigger infested
“America is the original version of modernity. We are the dubbed or subtitled version. America ducks the question of origins; it cultivates no origin or mythical authenticity; it has no past and no founding truth. Having known no primitive accumulation of time, it lives in a perpetual present.”
>>138174402
You got it my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k
>>138174085
Predictable. Is this more your speed?
1801 – James Finley invented the modern Suspension Bridge
1879 – Thomas Alva Edison invented the electric light bulb
1885 – George Eastman invented the photographic film
1887 – Emile Berliner invented the disc record
1887 – Thomas Alva Edison invented the phonograph
1861 – Richard Gatling invented the machine gun
1885 – William Le Baron Jenney invented the skyscraper
1903 – Orville and Wilbur Wright invented the airplane
1912 – Lester Wire invented the electric traffic light
1926 – Robert H Goddard invented liquid fuel rocket
1929 – Sam Foster created sunglasses
1929 – Clarence Birdseye created frozen food
1937 – Edwin Land created polarized sun glasses
1937 – George Stibitz invented the modern day digital computer
1938 – Wallace H Carothers invented nylon
1939 – General Motors invented the fully automatic transmission for automobiles
1945 – Percy Spencer created the microwave
1945 – J. Robert Oppenheimer invented the nuclear bomb
1950 – Frank X McNamara and Ralph Schneider created the credit card
1954 – Hyman Rickover invented the nuclear submarine
1958 – Jack Kilby invented the integrated circuit
1960 – Forrest Parry invented the magnetic stripe card
1960 – Theodore H Maiman invented the first laser
1962 – Nick Holonyak Jr invented LED lighting
1965 – Jack Russel invented the compact disk
1965 – Stephanie Kwolek invented Kevlar
1968 – Tom Kelly made the lunar module
1969 – Gary Keith created the laser printer
1970 – Robert Maurer and Donald Keck invented the fiber optic cable
1971 – John Blankenbaker invented the personal computer
1971 – Ray Tomlinson sent the first email using Arpanet
1973 – Dr Martin Cooper and his team developed the first mobile
1981 – George Mueller created the first space shuttle
1982 – The internet Protocol Suite was founded by the US National Science Foundation.
1994 – The USA air force created the GPS
>>138174654
>be portuguese
>I don't know what to put here because your country is not important enough to know much about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daOH-pTd_nk
>>138173312
>mentally ill women
Could have skipped the rest for redundancy.
“This country is without hope. Even its garbage is clean, its trade lubricated, its traffic pacified. The latent, the lacteal, the lethal - life is so liquid, the signs and messages are so liquid, the bodies and the cars are so fluid, the hair so blond, and the soft technologies so luxuriant, that a European dreams of death and murder, of suicide motels, of orgies and cannibalism to counteract the perfection of the ocean, of the light, of that insane ease of life, to counteract the hyperreality of everything here.”
>>138174654
D-did you spy on me today, portubro?
>>138173312
fuck men tho amirite
>>138174787
Slavs invented vodka
>>138173934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
>>138174916
-Gay marriage.
-LGBT rights.
-Liberal democracy as the only acceptable form of government (otherwise we'll bomb your shit).
-Porn-tier "music".
-Porn-tier TV/Film (muh HBO).
-Third-wave feminism.
-Interracial relationships as hip.
>surrounded by spics
>surrounded by niggers
>60% 'white'
>jew infested media
>die for Israel
>entire government serves Israel or globalists
>forces every other country to support Israel or globalists
>ground zero for degeneracy
>everyone drinks pathetic light beer
>land whales on scooters
>shopping centers covered in shit
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>mutilate their babby's genitals because Mr.Rothberg told him to
>obesity
>disgusting "food"
>retarded accents
>either dumb rednecks or liberal cucks
>media and banks owned by jewry
>hated by the entire world
>no history
>disgusting "music"(nigger rap or degenerate pop)
>no traditions
>school shootings
>did I mention obesity?
>dumbest and most ignorant people that exist
>home of BLACKED
>hollywood degeneracy and propaganda
>>138174787
erneut eine miese Fälschung . einfach nur lächerlich
>>138171774
its a fake show doofus
>>138173830
No I say European football is full of pussies and actors and super fit cardio-freaks. If you want to watch a real sport watch Hockey.
>>138175132
You are appreciated
>>138172235
Savage
>>138171699
I wanted her to topple so bad.
>>138174787
>1903 – Orville and Wilbur Wright invented the airplane
Hue.
>>138173934
That's probably advertising, they wanted to sell you winnies and it worked.
>>138175132
>A "country" of 10000 talking shit when theres entire cities and small towns with more whites than all of portugal
>>138174654
>large vehicles handle poorly
Triggered.
>>138173511
Fucking Bhutan? If I remember correctly they don't even have an airfield in that country because of mountains, how are they emigrating to burgerland?
>>138175040
and I can't fucking believe they beat the Irish to it. if anyone would have been the first to figure how to get drunk from a potato, you think it'd be them
>>138171656
I just gained a few pounds just by being ITT
>>138173511
>more Burmese than Mexicans
>The only state with more Burmese than any other
Where the fuck IN my state are they holed up? I barely see asians.
"The same person who is quite willing to leave the government of the entire nation in the hands of an autocrat balks at the idea of not having a voice in the administration of his village - such is the residual weight of the hollowest of political forms."
>>138171908
Never been to Taco Town.
I know where I'm taking the family this weekend.
>>138175227
Watch Rugby instead,its a way cooler sport
“Today...no performance can be without its control screen video...its goal is to be hooked up to itself...the mirror phase has given way to the video phase. What develops around the video or stereo culture is not a narcissistic imaginary, but an effect of frantic self-referentiality, a short-circuit which immediately hooks up like with like, and, in doing so, emphasizes their surface intensity and deeper meaninglessness.”
“I do not know if the people of the United States would vote for superior men if they ran for office, but there can be no doubt that such men do not run.”
>>138175173
kek
>>138175227
>real sport
>hockey
dude if you want to watch a real real sport watch finnish baseball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmGHiwpzDtE
no bullshit commercial breaks, only pure action.
>>138173599
I kek'd too hard at this post
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>>138174987
>Overwatch Girlfriend Experience
Holy fucking shit. I am dying. The age of decadence is both hilarious and awful.
>>138176226
Watch the Super Rugby, NZ has the best teams and players in the world by far. The Super Rugby is the cream of the crop.
“Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.”
>>138173599
EVEN THE TOYS REDPILL THE YOUTH
>>138174245
cut funding to nigs. useless savages.
>>138173408
Im against bringing your kids into political matters like this on any side. Its just wrong. That being said, this pic still pisses me off. Its almost like a large portion of America hates a well maintained white family unit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMh9SnzIKM
As a wise man once said, 'MURICA is ground zero for degeneracy
>>138171656
This, and the fact that it wasnt a huge fucking story. This should have been known by everyone, but guess what? It wasnt
>>138175102
I'd join that choppers gang
>>138177007
youre confusing leftist scum with americans, those people hardly represent american ideals
>>138177645
>>138176878
are there people actually desperate and dumb enough to pay for that?
>>138177733
>>138171908
wtf is Taco Town
>>138177787
>>138177859
>>138177881
>>138177919
>>138178044
>>138175682
whats wrong with tiny houses?
>>138173408
>involving your children in politics
That mother deserved to be knocked out tbqh
>>138175682
>burgers this burgers that
Why is this board so obsessed with us anyway?
>>138181301
because you mutts are the biggest degenerates in the world.
>Get pryed from mother's womb by doctor who is halfway through a 48 hour shift
>Rushed off to the next room to have my genitals mutilated
>Grow up in broken family, raised by television and rap music
>Brutal public school system destroys any remaining chance at self worth or happiness
>All manufacturing jobs are gone, join the military
>Shipped out to the sandbox for 30k a year to fight banker wars
>come home
>Damaged American male psyche has developed in to full blown PTSD and schizophrenia
>Beat wife, get divorced
>Blow head off with shotgun aged 30
Such is life in the land of the free
>>138173408
id fuck
>>138178355
which one, the negress mother on the left, or the white mom on the right?
>>138171908
>it just keeps going
>>138173511
>West Virginia
>Based Filipinos
God I love my state
>>138177707
I don't know, but I'm trying to get my gf in on that action. Split the earnings 50/50.
>>138172161
This is not American culture, because those people are not Americans. They just happen to live here.
>>138172235
Its pretty savage, but not exactly exclusive to minorities, granted it does add another layer of absurdity
>“America ... has created a 'civilization' that represents an exact contradiction of the ancient European tradition. It has introduced the religion of praxis and productivity; it has put the quest for profit, great industrial production, and mechanical, visible, and quantitative achievements over any other interest. It has generated a soulless greatness of a purely technological and collective nature, lacking any background of transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality. America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate”
>>138171734
PAY MY BILLS
>>138174670
NASCAR and baseball are as American as it gets, what's wrong with your head. Basketball is hardly a sport when the fucking rules don't even get enforced properly, no wonder the blacks love it.
> American girls have «no hang-ups
about sex»; they are «easy going» for the man who sees the whole sexual process as something in isolation thereby making it uninteresting and matter-of-fact, which, at such a level, it is meant to be. Thus, after she has been taken to the cinema or a dance, it is something like American good manners for the girl to let herself be kissed — this doesn't mean anything. American women are characteristically frigid and materialistic. The man who «has his way» with an American girl is under a material obligation to her. The woman has granted a material favor. In cases of divorce American law overwhelmingly favors the woman. American women will divorce readily enough when
they see a better bargain. It is frequently the case in America that a woman will be married to one man but already «engaged» to a future husband, the man she plans to marry after a profitable divorce.
>>138177645
>>138177703
>>138177733
These are fantastic. Pol all-American drag weekend when?
>>138174083
How can you let yourself get to that state?
>>138191658
>NASCAR and baseball are as American as it gets
yes, you have to be really stupid to like watching cars turning left for 5 hours
>>138171908
>first 5 seconds were going so well
Damn
>>138181301
you got the front-row seat that's why
https://youtu.be/EkTeZLiNCoM?t=176
>>138177645
What make/model is the car on the left?
>>138171656
I went to Toronto a couple of weeks ago and 70% of the population are Chinks. lol
>>138173061
Kek
>>138177881
based N-words
>>138174945
>women
>>138191845
Evola is interesting, but also a bit of a nut. Don't take everything he says so literally, his writings are pol-tier autism, so sometimes he is brilliant, other times just off the wall strange.
>>138192439
There are no cars in baseball.
The cars are moving at 195 mph constantly, they have little by way of aerodynamics, and the cars are all tightly packed together. At those speeds the air passing around the vehicles in front and beside you is a serious consideration. There is a bit more to it than you think, don't be so stuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtcbsi8itHw
>>138174787
Insignificant and pedestrian
>>138176997
New Xirland is incredibly gay
>>138178355
They are going to a Trump rally you silly fuck, those nogs and kikes are the protesters that line the street near the rallies.
>>138192876
>>138175470
>American still doesn't understand percentages.
>thinking higher population = superior.
What's better, a city of 10000 whites and 100 million niggers, or a city of 5000 whites and no niggers?
>>138181301
Because you keep shitting up the rest of the world with your """culture""", and the worst part is we guzzle that shit up while laughing at some of the more obviously ridiculous parts in order to feel superior, despite the fact that the only reason for any superiority is historical, and that history is despised just as much as you might expect from the left.
>>138192943
Yeah, and there is no action in baseball as well, you have (((commercials))) instead
>>138171656
Lol he didn't need a DNA test to tell him that. I like the British version of this show better.
Watching lower class brits is funny. Lower class Americans just make me sad.
>>138171699
LOL america is a fucking disgrace
>>138171908
>looks like a blown out vag
>deep fry it
america aint so bad
>>138173408
Some of these people are Americans, and the rest are not. Know the difference, it could save your life.
>>138171843
>>138177348
Thats because a large portion of "America" hates the well maintained white family unit.
We need a cleansing
>>138171908
Annnd the retards who cant recognize this is from a comedy skit.
>>138171774
he did know, his wife was just in denial about it. he stays with her and raises that child anyway though the fucking idiot
>>138171656
>>138171746
>Maury is Jewish
Really makes you think
>>138172815
ISIS has a point.
>>138191658
Youll never see anything like this again. I had one of these in my town as a very young child in the 80s. By the early 2000s niggers and spics ruined it with weed smoking loud music and family fights.
>>138173408
Why is that lady abusing her children?
You think she offered their virginity to Trump?
He likes them young
>>138173408
The formation of Generation Zyklon was captured on photograph.
>>138171746
>two different people had sex with that
Truly women have life in easy mode
>>138175391
I wish advertising still promoted family values instead of degeneracy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7C_uBHYXsnw
Here is one of those "lockup" shows about my local county jail. Notice anything?
>>138171656
https://youtu.be/k6XQOD-7VhA
>>138171746
>drives away on a fucking mobility scooter
>>138173511
I call bullshit on this.
>>138173511
Fucking Bhutan? In Vermont? You got us. Both of our immigrants are from fucking Bhutan.
>>138175132
Youre right about everything but the beers. Georgia has a booming microbrew industry
>>138171843
I don't get it he has enough teeth to eat corn
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