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I fucked an antifa member

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this is my first green text so excuse my shitty format

>Be me 2 hours ago
>Meet girl from tinder, like 250 pounds even though her profile says 170
>Profile seems normal, no anitfa shit on it
>Pick her up, she seems really nice
>We drive like 20 mins into the woods and park the truck
>We push the seats back and i take her shirt and bra off
>demtities.jpeg
>Get her pants off and she spreads her ass for me
>Boner engage
>Have her sit on my face because i love that shit
>She slams down on my cock, because shes a borderline land whale it shoots right to her cervix
>WHALECALLTHROUGHTTHEWOODS.MP3
>Hips are almost dust so i ask to switch to doggy
>She agrees
>Start pumping from behind, dick is diamonds
>"Anon your dick is so good"
>"t-thanks"
>Tell her i'm gonna nut
>"Do it anon paint my cheeks"
>Pull my cock bag off and pretend im dickcasso
>Wipe her off, shes sweating like a pig
>Turn the lights on so we can get dressed
>She then sees my MAGA hat on the dash
>The whole atmosphere changes, she loses her smile instantly
>Doesn't say a word to me so i ask he whats wrong
>waterworks.exe
>"THAT GIRL JUST DIED IN CHARLOTTESVILLE AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING TRUMP HAT"
>Explain to here that trump had nothing to do with that
>Rage.exe
>Decide not to argure back and start driving home
>Shes screaming in my ear the whole time about everyting from the wage gap to charlottesville, again
>Get to her house after 20 mins of screaming
>"Goodnight"
>"Fuck you"
>Drive home in silence because ears.exe is not responding
>Started typing green text

pic related its my hat
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Report and sage all shill/slide threads.
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>>138164723
Fuck off redit
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how hard was it to get the smell of fermenting fish off your cock?
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>>138164723
>OP's Tinder match
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tinder is horrible
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>>138164723

Any true alt-right member never has sex. Its degenerate and against the rules of "good behavior". It also goes against the principles of old /r9k/, boss Rodge and Marc Lepine, the founding fathers of todays /pol/.
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>>138164723
250 pounds? Fucking nasty.
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>>138164723
tthis dumbass fell for the THICC shitskin meme

lmao

you got subverted the fuck out you whale fucking subhuman
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>>138164723
things that never happened
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>>138164723
>250lbs
>Pick her up
how's your back?
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>>138164900
My 600lb life

Lupe's story.
>Supersized edition (because of popups in the show)

Just know those firemen show up a lot in this series.
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>>138164723
nice hat anon don't let some dindu remove it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCdGWm7GSGg
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>>138164723
scalawags gtfo our board
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white people who fell for the THICC subversion should kill themselves

>Niggers literally imposed their shitty taste in women ontu you poor schmuck
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>>138164723
Enjoy your HIV
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>Fucked a fat chick you met from the internet

Yep, yep. Sounds about right for you white trash losers on here.
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>>138165034

Ooga booga
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dumbass
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>>138164900
couldn't help but get erect
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Found Picture of OP


seriously how fucking pathetic must your life be that you fuck something with no intrinsic sexual value?

pathetic
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>250 pounds
>herp derp dem titties

that's gross man
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You're a fucking nigger cunt
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Fat women are a waste. We should kill them to make room for the hot ones.
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You fucked up OP. Should have gone like this:
>"Goodnight"
>"Fuck you"
>"Ya sure did!"
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She can hate you all she wants but she cant unsuck your dick
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>>138165364
WHAT THE HELL IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS
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>>138164723
better hope she doesnt take some wet cum and puts it in her m8
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>>138165724
this
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>>138164953
This. Sex before marriage is a big no.
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>>138164723
>Be me
>demtities.jpeg
>WHALECALLTHROUGHTTHEWOODS.MP3
>waterworks.exe
>Rage.exe
>Drive home in silence because ears.exe is not responding
reddit please, at least behave yourself while you're a guest here
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>>138165884
niggers
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>>138164723

Why the fuck did you driver her home, especially with her screaming in your ear?
Should have let miss piggy walk, at least from the edge of town. The average obese antifa chick would probably die if you leave her 20 minutes into the woods.
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how long before OP gets accused of rape?
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>>138166125
because this didn't happen
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Your love child 9 months down the line. Child support immense as you are now responsible for feeding the two of them.
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>>138165884
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>>138164723
Wow Anon you raped that beautiful woman.
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>Fucking a land whale ever.
Have some fucking standards dude.
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>>138164723
You don't fuck ANTIFA girls. They fuck you.
It's okay, we won't judge you.
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I fucked an Antifa girl and girl candida
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>>138164723
Why the fuck did you not kick her out of your car the moment she started screaming you cuck?
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>>138165404
agreed

ass is literally a nigger tier fetish
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>>138164723
>.exe

typivally .jpeg .png .gif etc because pictures yaknow, but i kinda like it. like "rage mode activated"
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>>138164723

shoulda left that pig in that woods
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>>138164723
>her profile says 170
>profile contains her weight

you already made two mistakes
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>>138164723

Dude.
I'm not 250 pounds.
Not even 170.

I won't be your girl though, but damn.
Have some standards man.
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>>138164900
Man Gilbert was trying to help but at the same time he was holding her back. They all have mental problems and lower IQ
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>by op
>start by saying this is my first greentext
>unwittingly invite a bunch of retards to critique my greentext and accuse me of reddit
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>>138167134
B U D A P E S T ????
U
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S
T

?
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?
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>>138164723
kys now since youre suicidal anyway getting 250lb on you
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>>138167333
>333
do it now fag
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>>138164723
>mfw this whole thread
>mfw I have no face
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>>138165176

If you work for an EMS or Fire Agency, this is literally atleast 10-15% of your work. Lifting Assists are fucking hourly.
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>>138167686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg
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>>138167030
>>138164723


You'd be surprised how many do.
Some hot ass handball bitches were my clients once at my place of work and when their stuff was ready I couldn't reach them via their given contacts so I googled them.

Granted they were professional sportsmen but with their name and club I got profiles with age, height, weight, place of birth place they are currently living in e-mail and phone number. All completely and utterly open and public.

So if you're a lonely anon with a white van say....Then no no, and feel bad for even thinking about it.

Althouh, it's much easier to find fit young girls these days this way. Just get the facts from the sports page and hit them up on their social media page if they have one. And if you're not a complete retard and slob you might even get lucky.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8D3epKRfuk&t=490s
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It's so sad, Adolf Hitler's YouTube channel only has 26 subscribers...
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>>138165404
>north korea
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>>138167979
why would you tho'?

walking/driving in the city during the time school is finishing you see plenty of cute jail bait or ohter cutes if youre around universities


why would you creep stalk them first? also pictures of them on the internet wont represent their true self anyways
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>>138168344
Yeah what's up with that
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>>138164723
lies.
Antifa members cant get laid.
Thats y they so mad
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>>138164723
>Getting hard for 300lbs
>supporting Trump

I don't know what is lower; your standards in women, your standards in politicians, or your IQ.
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