Brit/pol/ - Comfy Edition

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Tunnock's teacakes desu.

>>138163343
Ah fuck you and your non artisan thread format

Morning lads.

>>138163740
Morning mate

>>138163519
Did you get up early or stay up late Eddie?

>>138165358
Early, I'm in (((work)))

>>138165719
What do you do again?

>>138166133
I'm a skirting ladder salesman.

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>britpol.xyz
That's clever. How does that work, then?

>>138166359
>skirting ladder salesman

That's funny, my Uncle sells left handed screwdrivers, maybe you could go into business together.

>>138166526
A python script running on the cheapest VPS you could imagine. I stole the idea from chinkshit general in /g/.

Reminder that we should have had a codified declaration of civil rights centuries ago to prevent the demos being manipulated into restricting them through hysterical emotionalism, but it's too late for that now

>>138166661
It's neat.

>>138166536
I work security.

>>138166787
Did having a damn-nearly cast iron constiution stop marxism from poisoning the USA? These documents work great until there is an all-out effort to subvert them, then they are merely guidelines to be discarded because you might get a handful of free money, once.

It's all about greed, and it starts with grredy worthless academics. By the time their normalisation of solipsism and anti-productivity hits seeps down to the normie level, the rot is so bad we'd have to shut down uniiversities altogether, fire everyone, and reboot from scratch.

>>138166918
Working security is a funny way of saying blowing guards. You get benefits for that?

>>138167123
>Did having a damn-nearly cast iron constiution stop marxism from poisoning the USA?
There were men marching through Virginia with swastikas not a fortnight ago with the protection of the police
No one has gone to prison for tweeting racism to footballers
Arms can still be had for self defence by anyone who's not a recorded criminal or mental case

>>138166815
Cheers, I might expand on it later since I have the server now.
Maybe a britpol.xyz/random/ that takes you to a random YKTD post in the archive or some similarly cringeworthy thing.

>'Brexit effect' sees biggest boom in US tourists visiting the UK since the 1980s
http://archive.is/MMMwf

>Europol chief warns British tourists they face highest threat in Europe for a generation
http://archive.is/Mbknx

>Plaid Cymru leader faces backlash after branding deadly Barcelona atrocity the work of 'far right' terrorists
http://archive.is/XGmYg

>Nicola Sturgeon to address Pride Glasgow 2017
https://unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40975935

>Nicola Sturgeon reveals she is uncomfortable at being branded 'a nationalist'
http://archive.is/rbCl2

>McDonald's could face first UK strikes
https://unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/business-40982955

Fucking hell ptg is easy to BTFO. They don't even attempt to form arguments.

>>138168402
>McDonald's
>The job which has become by-word for taking any job you can get to survive
>Now considering strike action
Bloody hell, things really are bad. I can't imagine what'll happen when they start to roll out those self-service counters internationally.

>>138168474
They don't need arguments, bro, they just keep winning!

Nice to see you

>>138168474
I have to check this now.

>>138168773
>They don't need arguments, bro, they just keep winning!
Kek
But seriously, the guy attempting to debate me completely backed out of an argument on the grounds of
>Well once you start talking like an actual adult and stop referring to weapons of mass destruction as sticks I'll be more inclined to tell you.

Still no Rightly? No updates or news from him?

Offered to take my dad to see Dunkirk, but he doesn't want to. You wanna go Odeon with me Honk?

>>138169064
He's probably lurking this thread right now.

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>>138169029
>talking like an actual adult and stop referring to weapons of mass destruction as sticks
Hue, was that the Teddy Roosevelt? You'd think of all Presidents they'd like him, he's pretty damned memeable.

>>138169064
Missing persons investigations take time

>>138169121
I just hope that anon didn't get him in trouble with the police.

Good morning

>Post-Brexit trade deal 'desirable but not essential' - report
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/post-brexit-trade-deal-desirable-but-not-essential-report-10993530

>Stephen Hawking spars with Jeremy Hunt over NHS
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/stephen-hawking-spars-with-jeremy-hunt-over-nhs-10995008

>UKIP politicians condemn leadership candidate's '£9,000 to leave UK' idea
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/18/ukip-peter-whittle-john-rees-evans-9000-to-leave-uk

>British child missing after Barcelona terror attack
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/pm-urgent-work-to-find-missing-british-child-in-barcelona-10993937

>Government funds controversial facial recognition technology
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/government-funds-controversial-facial-recognition-technology-10992218

>no one wants to see Dunkirk with me

:(

>>138169770
Is it? It's morning, I'll grant you that much.

Morning.

>>138169280
What? I was telling them to leave Norks alone.

>>138169818
I for one find the idea of paying dual nationals to leave disgusting.
They should be kicked out for free.

>>138169927
I meant were you using the, "walk softly, carry a big stick," line

>>138169898
What's getting you down m8?

>>138170047
I was saying that it's the globalist yank agenda to decide who's "responsible" enough to have sticks.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40962726
>A man who set fire to a 16th Century Tudor mansion, leaving it partly destroyed, has been jailed.
>Jeremy Taylor, 28, of Cheadle Hulme, admitted arson and was jailed for four-and-a-half years at Manchester Crown Court.
At least there's some justice in the world

>>138170114
I'm sentient and conscious. It's a bit monotonous.

>>138170314
It's in your power to change that
But you shouldn't because life is precious

>>138170280
Bit brown for prison.

>>138170314
You're in the numb phase of life where nothing matter anymore?

I'm there too my friend, but I've taken a load of diazepam this morning for breakfast.

Eddie is terrified of eucalyptus and can't use self-checkout machines.

>>138163343
Chatsworth!

Who /leeches in the big fountain you can walk up/ here?

>>138168773
Funny thing is, they've already rolled out the self-service counters internationally. Germany - for example - has had them for years.

It's a shame but that is just the way it is. Unemployment will probably skyrocket worldwide in the future.

>>138170280
>Jeremy Taylor
>>138170436

>>138170483
To be fair, self checkouts hardly work

>>138170528
This genuinely concerns me more than most other issues. What the fuck are we going to do if every kind of unskilled job short of manual labour is automated?

>>138170536
'Ight bruv?

>>138170653
Alri', you good mate>?

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Lmao

>>138170418
Free will might not exist as we think it does.

>>138170481
Yes I am. It's called existential nihilism, but it's terminal this time. I've been here before and escaped again. There will be no escaping now.

Can I borrow some of your valium please mate? They're 10mg tablets I hope?

>>138170772
Oi oi wats this? An illegal act?

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>>138170772

>>138170772
What does it all mean?

>>138171063
>>138171244
>>138171374
It's the who.is for britpol.xyz

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>>138170902
The only escape is the comedian pill.

>>138171578
There is no escape whatsoever.

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>ywn round up the fuccbois from brit/pol/
>ywn make honk your bottom bitch
>ywn pimp the bois from brit/pol/ to Westminster oligarchs

JUST

Stop advertising your shitty site, the 4chan catalog does the exact same thing.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog#s=brit/pol/

>>138171527
Hah. And I used to think Colonial Scum had no sense of humour.

>>138171578
You saying you made a rapebaby with pube and he liked it?

>>138170280
What is it with council estates and mullato kids

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>>138171669
t. Unenlightened black pill
Once you realise there is nothing to lose, you're totally free.
[spoiler]mfw I'm LARPing and still trying to achieve comedian pill[/spoiler]

>>138170653
Nothing that we can do, except stop the automation no way that will happen. It's too late now.

It's likely that governments will just end up introducing a universal income since high unemployment will be the norm.

>>138171777
No, Rightly So came in and beat me up in his repressed homosexual rage, but me and prubes had consensual sex at a later date and had WN.

>>138171819
Free to do what, exactly? Why do anything at all?

>>138163343
What are some /comfy/ towns to vacation to for a week or two?

>>138171914
Hedonistic pursuits. Smash whores punch babies.

>>138171944
I hear Luton is nice

>>138171731
Stop being a faggot.

>>138171944
Luton.

>>138171944
Birmingham/Peckham/Wolverhampton/Leeds

>>138171944
Croydon

>>138171906
Ur girlfriend take pillyet?

>Didn't he do well

feels

>>138172201
Delet

>>138171988
Been there, done that. I'm older than a lot of you here. I've drank entire supermarkets. I've done nearly every recreational drug known to man. I've smashed peoples' heads in and burnt things down. I have enjoyed debauchery of many varieties. I've heard all the songs, watched all the films and played all the games. I do not enjoy anything any more.

Are you ready for existential nihilism, Edward? I don't think that you are. It's coming for you whether you're ready or not.

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>>138172208
>As a result of this Luton has a diverse ethnic mix, with >a significant population of Asian descent, mainly >Pakistani 29,353 (14.4%) and Bangladeshi 13,606 >(6.7%). Since the 2011 census, Luton has become >one of three white British-minority towns in the United Kingdom.

>Luton has a diverse ethnic mix

>>138172472
>le deep and weathered post
How old are you faggot.

>>138172568
Hey Eddie did you ever kill anyone in your service?

>>138172428
No mate I wanna know

Morning cunts.

Anyone need front kicking to the chest?

>>138172647
No, I did pull the trigger in anger, but the cunt who's .50cal it was hadn't cleaned the fucking thing not 3 days so had to watch the RM UGL my rightful kill. Still mad.

>>138172568
Older than you, tinkerbell.

>>138172920
>won't tell me
Just finished your year out in Thailand before you start uni kid?

>>138172647
He's gonna kill his unborn child

https://youtu.be/QvfeyzQWOYY

>>138173020
The last time I asked you how old you were you wouldn't tell me either.

>>138172486

>Luton has a diverse ethnic mix

More like a diverse mix of segregated communities.

Nuke Luton.

>>138172194
Peckham is gentrified posh area now
He should go south Norwood

>English town with thousands of years of history becomes a ghettoised thirdworlder bin

"IT'S NOT ENOUGH" - says Labour front bencher

>>138173094
It's in the archives.

Are you guys watching something

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>>138173074

>has a chance to drop some red pills on immigration
>doesn't

>>138170280
>4.5 years
>discounting appeals and "good behaviour"
>justice

Don't be silly m8

>>138173520
Nigel has a style of leading people to the answers without saying them himself. People with a brain can tell what he means, but he avoids giving his detractors enough to berate him about. You might argue you it's cowardly but he's obviously learned the lesson of Enoch coming on too hard and fast.
Also you now have the image of Nigel coming too hard and fast on Enoch

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>>138173620

>Also you now have the image of Nigel coming too hard and fast on Enoch

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>>138173746

Shy do people keep comparing white peoples (((terrorist))) attacks to muslims? Muslims are doing it in the name of Islam, following a religion and doing so because that's what they're told. The white (((terrorists))) aren't following a religion or being told to. That's the difference.

I've had countless arguments and cunts always bring up how many people white people kill. When it's not comparable because they aren't doing it in the name of a religion. To which they say the shit retort of "don't compare terrorism, it's all equally bad" to cover their weak and pathetic argument.

>>138174127
Because they hate white people. Isn't that obvious?

>>138174583
This is actually true though it's sad. >>138174629
Imagine the scenes if a white persob living in Saudi Arabia wanted to build a church there. You'd be killed instantly. Tolerance and diversity fucked this country harder than anything.

>>138173746
keked @ pic.
nice anon.
very nice

>>138174804
Yeah, this country is fucked beyond repair. We can't do anything about it so just sit back and enjoy the show.

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I never realised how many islands we own in the Caribbean.

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>>138168474
>I enjoy arguing with teenage virgins and rednecks online
Wow, I see you're using your time productively

>>138175458
*stole
you racist honky

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http://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-40975669
wew lads

>>138176120
Threads slow so got bored.

>>138176194
DON'T BE TACKY
BIN THAT PAKI

>>138176250
Just seems like a waste of time. You just end up getting called a shill/liberal/Commie if you disagree with Trump

>>138163343
how a nigga kant use emojis on this site.... lame af
u nazis really out here venilla as ur skin lmfao!!!

>>138176474
They attempted to enter debate by saying Norks don't deserve sovereignty because they have the potential to strike the US, so I pointed out that they have the abilty to do exactly the same to them and are using that ability in an attempt to spread their US legislated international law.
This is when they broke down and started calling me a child for my use of the word stick instead of nuke. Was fun for a bit.

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>>138176562

@138176562
(You)

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Anarcho-Monarchism is the answer.

>>138171944
Don't listen to those lot the paces they suggested are shit.
>stratford upon avon
Shakespeare is butied there its a lovely town
>york
Birthplace of guy fawkes, historic town. The shambles is worth a visit was the filiming place for diagon alley in harry potter
>lincoln
Historic city, check out the castle and cathedral
>cornwall
Most touted seaside town, can get very busy though

>>138176713
dont Kno who Tha fukk that is, u got something 2 say jus say it foh

>>138176852
>giving the Yank who asks the same fucking question every fucking day a legitimate answer.
Neck yourself.

>>138171944
Forgot to add, you don't want to visit one place for a whole week or two. Visit as kuch as you can because we're a tiny island. You can drive from london to edinburgh in about 8 hours.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/over-100-cross-party-politicians-demand-action-over-muslim-problem-article-in-sun-newspaper-a7895211.html?amp

TWATS
W
A
T
S

>>138177025

https://unvis.it/independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/over-100-cross-party-politicians-demand-action-over-muslim-problem-article-in-sun-newspaper-a7895211.html?amp

>>138171944
>>138176852
Another serious suggestions
The centre of London is worth it especially for museums.
Hastings , Eastbourne or Worthing is good if you want a nice place to visit the beach
Great Yarmouth and Blackpool are tacky but in a good way

>>138176875
Dam nigga u killt him on his own site !!! Turn up !!!

In simple terms, how does your redirect script work Colonial?

>>138177050
I was wondering when you would show up.

>>138176688
Leave the Norks alone, amirite?

>>138177101
Ay u Kno we stay doin it for tha team ! Nice 2 c anotha nigga ouchea we really not our gran daddies!!!

>>138176970
Not worse than paying to stand out in an anonymous forum like a teenage girl with daddy issues then spending every waking moment on brit/pol/ reminiscing about how you were in the army despite the fact you are a coward deserter.

Go suck a 9mm you insufferable faggot.

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>>138163343
>britpol.xyz

Anyone going to this Sex festival?

https://www.rt.com/uk/400156-sex-festival-tunbridge-wells/

I'd like to go with my jackboots and degenerate beating weapons.

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>>138177416
>deserter
I've seen this getting thrown around for a couple months but no-one's actually expained. How did Eddie desert (and get away with it)?

>>138177416
>paying
Newfags please leave.

>>138177582

I went awol from a trade course for 3 weeks to go get pissed in Edinburgh. People don't understand the definition of desertion.
>No intention to return
I returned
>awol from active service
I did my tour

>>138177578
>Only a 5 miles from me

>>138177371
Hi, I just wanted to say that as a white man that you are not alone in this fight and I'm happy to see some diversity on this site, whikh has always been the least inklusive of the sociel media websites. Thank you and God bless.

>>138177582
He didn't get away with it. He fucked off from the front line to come home and drink leaving his squaddies to fight insurgents without him. Sure he got discharged from the army for it, he deserves nothing more than to be shot for the being the traitorous deserter he is.

>>138177715
>getting pissed in Edinburgh
Must have been expensive mate. What happened when you returned?

>>138168402
>archived
No.

>>138177763
Thx im really not up in here wit hate in my heart ! U respekt me I respekt u!! Period

>>138177780
Wait, so was he on deployment at the time?

>>138176846
Isn't that just feudalism?

>>138177843
Always archive.

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>>138163343
So many Brits, more than I saw in London last summer.

>>138163343
new links whenn??
this shit is staler than old bread!

>>138168402
>>138169818

>>138170483
I went to Tesco to buy bacon and fresh baguettes. The bar code on the bread wouldn't scan. It was most upsetting.

>>138178019
Yes.

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>"Scots """language""" " now has is own Wikipedia

>>138178082
We never archive links. The only people who archive links are autistic people like Cope and that one autistic fuck who hates me and fucks up the format every time he makes a thread.

Best to just have links

>>138178193
https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

>>138168474
you got btfo

>>138176986
>>138171944

That's a good point. You can probably see a different castle every day if you want.

>>138178163
Oh.

>>138178201
Is unvis.it acceptable?

>>138178193
>Pheesics
KEK

>>138177782
I was on a trade course, so they returned me to unit back in Germany where I was given like a months restriction of privileges but I'd decided I already wanted to leave so I just told them to fuck off until they sent my to colchester.

>>138178324
Not sure what it is but probably lad. Tbqh archive would be fine, its just people will bitch about the format.

>>138178193
Whoever wrote that article can't speak/type Scots. The state.

James Corden is a fucking bellend and should be shot.

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>>138170280
This is happening everywhere all the time, Private Eye has a whole section on it. He was paid to do it and was too stupid to get away.

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>>138168474
>Go to /ptg/
>spam "LEAVE NORKS ALONE" and post memes
>leave
>"Hahha I totally BTFO them guys ahahha"

>>138178324
Checked it out, UV is probably the best option. I might even start using it for links.

>>138178407
unvis.it doesn't archive as such. It just deprives sites of page views..which is good if you're linking to sites like the Guardian

>>138178457
Why's that?

>>138178082
>falling for the archive honeypot

>>138178569
Yeah, I thought that was the deal. Looks ideal, it leaves the links with their regular format. Cheers for telling me about unvis.it lad, I'm definitely going to use it in future.

>>138178396
Why did you pack it in?

>>138178698
Bored and pissed all the time.

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>>138178457
He is above Russell Howard and behind Russell Brand on my list.

>>138173487
Sharpe

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Who /pubg/ here?

>>138179514
Is this a meme game like Day Z where the gameplay isn't fun in the slightest but you have "fun" by interacting with 12 year olds and being a cunt?

>>138177715
>Tour of service

M8 a straight from the front directly away is not a tour

>>138179514
It's good but it's so poorly optimised it still runs like shit on my 1060.

>>138168402
>Post-Brexit trade deal 'desirable but not essential' - report
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/post-brexit-trade-deal-desirable-but-not-essential-report-10993530

>Stephen Hawking spars with Jeremy Hunt over NHS
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/stephen-hawking-spars-with-jeremy-hunt-over-nhs-10995008

>UKIP politicians condemn leadership candidate's '£9,000 to leave UK' idea
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/18/ukip-peter-whittle-john-rees-evans-9000-to-leave-uk

>British child missing after Barcelona terror attack
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/pm-urgent-work-to-find-missing-british-child-in-barcelona-10993937

>Government funds controversial facial recognition technology
https://unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/government-funds-controversial-facial-recognition-technology-10992218

>McDonald's could face first UK strikes
https://unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/business-40982955

>Nicola Sturgeon reveals she is uncomfortable at being branded 'a nationalist'
https://unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4804310/I-don-t-like-party-s-name.html

>'Brexit effect' sees biggest boom in US tourists visiting the UK since the 1980s
https://unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/18/brexit-effect-sees-biggest-boom-us-tourists-visiting-uk-since

>Plaid leader brands Barcelona attack 'far right' terrorism
https://unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4802776/Plaid-leader-brands-Barcelona-attack-far-right-terrorism.html

>Nicola Sturgeon to address Pride Glasgow 2017
https://unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40975935


These alright lad?

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Fancy something new for dinner tonight. What's your favourite supermarket ready meal lads?

>>138179765
I was route clearance.

>>138176688
You're implying foreign policy should be concerned with fairness and morality rather than protecting the interests of a nation and its people.

>>138179894
Perfect

Cheers mate

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Ex has moved on lads feeling a bit shite

>>138179894
good lad

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>>138163458
fpbp

>>138179965
No problem, just so who ever is OP next thread posts them, best to have them in one place.

>>138179988
Saturday tonight, go out on the lash and pull a fatty

>>138179916
Bored off international law cuck.

>>138179988
How old are you?

>>138180077
That's not even a grammatically correct sentence. I have no clue what you're saying.

>>138179909
>>138179909
You strike me as the type who would attempt intimacy with a Tesco Value lasagna.

>>138179988
Prolly to a real man u lil paste ass bih!! U wonder y u kant turn on porn nd find ur girls on ur own rase, u out here weepy ovr a piese o ass!!! Sware to God im dyin on this site, more for us u lil bih !!! Lmfao

How strong is the royal navy in comparison to the us fleet? we're supposed to have more fighters, bombers and carriers by 2020 arent we?

>>138180079
21

>>138180076
Will do

>>138179988
You'll move on too. You pretty much have to.

>>138180201
>we're supposed to have more fighters, bombers and carriers by 2020 arent we?

How the fuck are we going to do that, do you know how big the US navy is top kek

>>138180201
We have fewer ships but the people on board them are more educated and better trained. RN would run circles around the US navy.

>>138180201
What a stupid question.

>>138180290

>>138180204
Your still just a wee nipper

You will be over it in a couple of days

Go for a jog, tidy up, get a haircut

Then totally remove her from your life. Pictures, social media, anything, just get rid of it all.

You don't want to be the sad cunt sitting at home for her to cocktease when she feels ugly on her period.

>>138180147
Bore off*
Also neck yourself

>>138178096
How many Swedes you seen recently?

>>138163343
Good work on Britpol.xyz lad. Got it bookmarked now, it works well.

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Morning, lads.

>>138180513
>visiting that honeypot

>>138180290
>RN would run circles around the US navy.

You're delusional.

>>138180560
It just redirects you to Brit/pol/. Now I don't even have to look at the frontpage of /pol/.

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Hello.

>>138180461
>Can't form a proper sentence
>Implies international law matters to a hegemonic power

I have to write an essay on the American Civil rights movement
I wonder if it would be OK to write some things about how people believed that African Americans had lower IQ, and say that it's still happening today
and then link to the evidence ? Maybe include a graph

just as a throwaway paragraph

I don't want to seem like I support it, because I'd be kicked out of uni, but there's nothing wrong with mentioning it right?

Why Do We Oppose the bankers?

We oppose the bankers because we are defending the freedom of the German people. The banker is the cause and beneficiary of our slavery He has misused the social misery of the broad masses to deepen the dreadful split between the right and left of our people, to divide Germany into two halves thereby concealing the true reason for the loss of the Great War and falsifying the nature of the revolution.

The banker has no interest in solving the German question. He cannot have such an interest. He depends on it remaining unsolved. If the German people formed a united community and won back its freedom, there would be no place any longer for the banker. His hand is strongest when a people lives in domestic and international slavery, not when it is free, industrious, self-aware and determined. The banker caused our problems, and lives from them.

That is why we oppose the banker as nationalists and as socialists. He has ruined our race, corrupted our morals, hollowed out our customs and broken our strength. We owe it to him that we today are the Pariah of the world. He was the leper among as long as we were German. When we forgot our German nature, he triumphed over us and our future.

The banker is the plastic demon of decomposition. Where he finds filth and decay, he surfaces and begins his butcher’s work among the nations. He hides behind a mask and presents himself as a friend to his victims, and before they know it he has broken their neck.

The banker is uncreative. He produces nothing, he only haggles with products. With rags, clothing, pictures, bankerels, grain, stocks, cures, peoples and states. He has somehow stolen everything he deals in. When he attacks a state he is a revolutionary. As soon as he holds power, he preaches peace and order so that he can devour his conquests in comfort.

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>>138180608

>>138180737
What does anti-Semitism have to do with socialism? I would put the question this way: What does the banker have to do with socialism? Socialism has to do with labor. When did one ever see him working instead of plundering, stealing and living from the sweat of others? As socialists we are opponents of the bankers because we see in the Hebrews the incarnation of capitalism, of the misuse of the nation’s goods.

What does anti-Semitism have to do with nationalism? I would put the question this way: What does the banker have to do with nationalism? Nationalism has to do with blood and race. The banker is the enemy and destroyer of the purity of blood, the conscious destroyer of our race. As nationalists we oppose the bankers because we see the Hebrews as the eternal enemy of our national honor and of our national freedom.

But the banker, after all, is also a human being. Certainly, none of us doubts that. We only doubt that he is a decent human being. He does not get along with us. He lives by other laws than we do. The fact that he is a human being is not sufficient reason for us to allow him to subject us in inhumane ways. He may be a human being — but what kind of a human being is he! If someone slaps your mother in the face, do you say: “Thank you! He is after all a human being!” That is not a human being, it is a monster. Yet how much worse has the banker done to our mother Germany, and is still doing today!

There are also white bankers. True, there are scoundrels among us, even though they are Germans, who act in immoral ways against their own racial and blood comrades. But why do we call them white bankers? You use the term to describe something inferior and contemptible. Just as we do. Why do you ask us why we oppose the bankers when you without knowing it are one too?

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>>138180711
not worth it pal, you write that you'll get it reported to the head of your degree or something.

>>138180760
Anti-Semitism is not Christian. That means that it is Christian to allow the bankers to go on as they are, stripping the skin from our bodies and mocking us. To be a Christian means to love one’s neighbor as oneself! My neighbor is my racial and blood brother. If I love him, I have to hate his enemies. He who thinks German must despise the bankers. The one requires the other.

Christ himself saw that love did not always work. When he found the moneychangers in the temple, he did not say: “Children, love one another!” He took up a whip and drove them out.

We oppose the bankers because we affirm the German people. The banker is our greatest misfortune.

It is not true that we eat bankers for breakfast.

It is true that slowly but surely, he is stealing all that we have.

Things would be different if we behaved as Germans.

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>>138180749
Beat me to it.

>>138180233
No i didnt mean more as in more pilots and ships than the USA fleet, i meant more as in we'll have more on top of what we'e already got.

>>138180749
He didn't even make an argument. Read what he wrote.

>Bored off international law cuck
That has many interpretations.

>>138166661
Which host are you using?

>>138179805
1060 is a budget card mate, overpriced one sure but it's still low end. I can't really say pet though, my faithful 390x popped 2 days ago and I just spent 800 knicker on a rift and other upgrades and I can't afford to replace the GPU till next month unless I bust out my emergency money....I don't think this qualifies though...If I do splash out now I just know my car will break down or some shit.

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>>138180780

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implying those yank fucks would beat our highly skilled army wew cheers to that one

>>138180711
You can write about it as long as you cite everything correctly and maintain that blank neutral tone needed for essays you should be ok

>>138176194
Do you think he #crossedtheline?

>>138180900
The yanks couldn't beat us on a cold rainy Tuesday night in stoke that's for sure

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>>138180201

>>138180926
No, I might just leave it as >>138180778 suggests.

I don't know if I could write about it without coming across sarcastic.
I'm just going to criticize the civil rights movement instead, but stay within the lines.

>>138181250
>>138180849

>>138176194

>Having pakis in the police force

WHY

>>138180290
LARPing this hard

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>>138176194
>Detective Jamal Hassan

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>>138181374
For Satan of course

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>>138180290
Are you real?

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>>138181374
U R A BIGOT M8

>>138181374
because diversity is are strength and is highly important we have pakis everywhere regardless weather they can do shit

>>138181291
yeah as the other guy suggests, just do it subtly and stay balanced if you do be a bit controversial make it look like you aren't blatantly one of side.

>>138178193
literally monglish

You lot planning on tuning in to Owen's show on LBC? Should be a good one.

>>138168947
m8 it's fucking ridiculous, ptg is the /b/ of /pol/

>>138169064
iirc you could probably message him on his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuUgjGo4t48

>>138181444
The look in her eyes tells me she hates her life when that was taken.

Colonial, could you make a page that automatically generates a list of news links? I have no idea how difficult that would be to do.

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>>138181525
>2006
I can only imagine how much worse it has gotten since then.

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>>138181692
The rest of the article gives a little clue.

>>138181444
For a split second after seeing the thumbnail, I thought that woman's hijab was designed to look like a shark's mouth.

Indonesians and American Muslims are always looking for new ways to make their headscarves look snazzy. I'm surprised that nobody has come up with cute animal themed hijabs yet.

I'm going to capitalize on this idea. Mark my words.

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>>138181717

Anyone else post on brit/pol/ while taking a slash? Doing one right now.

>>138181836
>Muslim officers are corrupt
We need more Muslim Officers to help understand and analyse the corruption amongst Muslim Officers

>>138181974
>he doesn't need both hands
Dicklet.

>>138182009
I have a 5.1 inch dick. It's not too far below average.

>>138181977
If only we let Muslim officers run our anti-terror units we wouldn't have any terror!!!

>>138163343
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/841231/london-underground-holborn-tube-stattion-evacuated-loud-bang-smoke-fire-alert-latest-news
Do we only have one copper working who responds to these incidents? It's always Inspector Sands!

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>>138181847
You could have one like a silver platter with revolving lid so it looks like their severed head is for dinner

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>>138182087

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>>138182153
5" yank dicklet

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>>138168773
>>McDonald's
>>The job which has become by-word for taking any job you can get to survive

>not working in McDonald's or KFC from the ages of 16-18 until you're old enough to get a bar job

I did it and spent the summer nights having the odd spliff and getting BJs in the car park after work.

My fat NEET mates spent theirs playing Counter Strike and then marvelling at my easy social skills once we were all old enough to go to the pub.

I honestly do not know why people mock it - it's the ideal teenage job.

>>138182153
I guess I'm going to south korea on holiday.

Tbh I have never had any complaints, but I always make sure to either finger them to orgasm or do it through oral. Nina Hartley has some good demonstration videos.

>>138182216
>fat NEETs
>don't know why people mock it
Mystery solved, lad. Didn't even have to call Bedfordshire Police.

>>138182283
tongue + 2 fingers = good time

>>138182283
>You can't even make a girl cum with your dick
>They don't complain to you because they know you'll take it badly.

>>138176194
>>138181374
>>138181525
>>138181692
>>138181836
>>138181977
>>138182088
jesus christ how do normies deal with this shit? like seriously, how do they reconcile this stuff with their worldviews?

>>138182283
>licking cunt
nah mate, absolutely disgusting

>>138179721
Don't know about Day Z, never played it, but PUBG is pretty comfy.

>>138182087
That is tiny. Even my dick is bigger than that and I'm certainly no porn star.

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why were the germans so good?

>>138163343
this is not possible, that is not possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV_tkHblEqg

>>138182362
I know I have a below average dick size, what the fuck am I going to do? Wallow in my own sadness, or try to make them orgasm every time through other means? It used to be a huge problem for me, really knocked my self confidence, because everyone lies about their dick size in school, but it turns out it can work just fine.

>>138182387
>how do normies deal with this shit?
Who cares though let's just go to Spoons, I'm bored.

>>138182387
"Normies" don't generally fall for this stuff, but the cretinous elites do.

>>138182530
>>138182387

they just say "oh for gods sakes, the worlds gone mad" grumble and continue to vote tory to keep corbyn out

>>138182520
You've got the right attitude lad, don't get worked up about insults from the leading lights of wizardry.

>>138182483
>implying he still believed that in the end
You know he didn't, don't kid yourself. He retreated in to his books to avoid confronting it. Poor sod.

>>138182530
The idea is to put your trust in those who represent you

Unfortunately those who represent us are working to their own ideology and couldn't give a fuck

>>138182631
Desu senpai. So long as you rub their clit for them in the right way while you're fucking them they'll associate your dick with that pleasure anyway. Full disclosure I've only slept with 4 women but that's 4 more than a lot of the cunts here.

>>138182654
What? Shut up mate and get the drinks in.

OOOOOH! Did you see that foul! COME ON REF!

>>138182483
kek at the audiance

some of us like enoch are just too german for this country

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Nadiya shitting all over our culture on BBC 1 right now

>>138182483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUbgMU9Qe5k

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sea_Empire

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>>138182867

It's true though. Stuff like spotted dick, yorkshire pudding, fish and chips - it's nice comfort food having grown up with it, but it's objectively shite.

We have a great culinary culture now because we use other culture's good stuff like curry, but we ourselves are famously bad at food. It's been a stereotype for like 300 years.

>>138183027
based scotts blew them the fuck out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish%E2%80%93Norwegian_War

>>138182867
>British food doesn't exist
>sunday roast
>fish and chips
>bubble and squeak
>yorkshire puddings
>eton mess
>scotch eggs
>toad in the hole
>black pudding
>cottage pie
>cumberland sausages
>FEB
>lancashire hotpot
>battenberg cake
>ploughman's lunch
That's just off the top of my head. That fucking mudslime cunt needs to go back to her own desert shithole.

>>138182960
Nice. That music is getting a little cliche though.

>>138183270
I wish they didn't put Hitler in every damn video too

>>138183111
It's not true at all, our style is very natural, if you bothered to look at actual traditional recipes from before the industrial revolution you will see that, it's just another tactic to shit on us by foreigners that you foolishly believe

It's blatant propaganda

She should be hanged like lord haw haw

Get the pill Eddie

Owen is on, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cFiWtcT4k
True
any good creativity on the internet in our interests is always tarred with Nazi shit

It's those fucking yanks

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>Owen on the radio
>Nadiya on the TV

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why couldn't we beat half the german army ?

>>138183683
We did. Eventually.

>>138183330
I'm not sure it makes that much difference. Mosley is firmly associated with him at this point.

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>>138183270
nothing wrong with are hitler desu

New thread

>>138183760
>>138183760

Why the FUCK are they talking about grenfell on football focus?

Why aren't the footballers raising money for the victims of Muslim child rape?

>>138183734
thanks to the americans turning up and germany being forced to launch the spring offensive

if yanks didn't turn up it would've dragged on and be a stalemate at best

>>138183844
Trench warfare is brutal, lad.

>>138184002
To be honest being in a state of war is how we could complete deportations and arrests etc

It's how South Korea gets around behaving badly regarding human rights privacy policing etc is because they are technically still at war

It has its benefits

>>138181028
Except in World Cup finals fixture in which we've never beaten them: one loss, one draw.

>>138183571
Thanks lad.

>>138183844
>thanks to the americans
Only thing they contributed to fighting was Bellau Wood and dumb muscle. Amiens was the real turning point at that was almost entirely anglo/french. It pains me to see so many of my countrymen fall for amerilad propaganda about a war most of them probably don't even know about

>>138185777
read again

>if yanks didn't turn up it would've dragged on and be a stalemate at best

its true, the germans were able to bring 50 more divisions from the eastern front and were able to launch the spring offensive, which they had to before the americans arrived, if they didn't then they would've just been more defensive and it would've been a stalemate as it was

>>138166661
i'm stuck choosing a language to learn do you think python is worth learning instead of c or would it be better to learn php and js

>>138183939
>>138183939
>>138183939
>>138183939

Get in here lads /ourguy/ Owen Jones is on LBC now

>>138188017
python is a scripting language, c is a programming language