What is the name of this new Carl Cuck?
I don't know because he looks incredibly unimportant beyond how much he seems to trigger you
Why do people get glasses like these now?
>>138149786
Ha ha you got triggered loser.
>>138150414
Free with Medicaid.
>>138150986
calm down nigger
>>138149375
Latte Larry
>>138149375
A suitable name would have already been given, it doesn't exist. He has to be the lead singer of a hate band that was delisted by spotify
Average Liberal
>>138149375
Physically Grotesque Phil
*throws coffee at your face*
>>138149375
rot mouth ron
>>138149375
"Guy paid by Alex Jones to false flag himself".
goblin gary
The 52%
>>138152450
Totally unrealistic scenario
>Halitosis Harry
Halitosis Harry
>Halitosis Harry
Halitosis Harry
>Halitosis Harry
Halitosis Harry
>>138149375
LE 56% face.
>>138150986
About as triggered as Alex Jones getting a face full of hot coffee.
>>138149786
It's you isn't it
This guy seems to actually have some mental problems. Carl was just a cuck.
>>138149375
Pedo pete
>>138149375
Globalist Goblin
>>138152460
(((Rob hog gob)))
Gary the goblin
>>138149375
smeliot podger
Or Cuck Goblin
Stinky Dave - I had a neighbor just like this skunk ape and we called him stinky dave. we never knew his real name
>>138153268
i think we have a winner
Scalding Screecher
Reeeeeeee!!!
>>138153195
CANNOT UNSEE THIS!!!
This is on the level of those Illuminati trading cards
>>138149375
He's Alex Jones' mama of course.
>>138149375
>20/56 vision
>>138149375
fuckin dude is grotesque
>>138149786
Fatboy Faggot Troll Halitosis man.
>>138149375
That guy is gonna die at his desk.
>>138153307
>Rolling for stinky dave
>>138149375
The amazing pot belly coffee goblin.
>>138150414
I like the style of them if you can pull it off.Otherwise you look like an arrogant cunt with your head up your ass.
>>138153542
lol this fucking image
Shoo shoo globalist goblin
>>138149375
C U C K
G O B L I N
>>138149375
Battleground Bill
Wrestlefag William
Coffee-slingin' Chris
Coffeemodo
>>138153415
>>138149375
No Deoderant Denny
>>138153195
Requesting the one where green pill guy knocks over a cup of water.
Glasses Malone
>>138153854
>>138149375
Hygiene Harold
>>138153854
Winner
>>138149375
https://youtu.be/3BtPunDYhII
He looks like the redshirt beaner here.
>>138153854
>>138153642
>>138152399
Thanks for the hygiene, Harold
>>138149375
His name is Jake Stratton, fat fucking pot bellied goblin.
>>138149375
Java Jew?
>>138153854
Kek, winner
>>138154226
He's about as big as a sitting mexican. He must be like 5'8.
>>138153854
I like this one
>>138154226
wtf is this. nice fitted suite LOL
>>138149375
Coffee spilling goblin
>>138152399
>>138154946
Notice he even has the ring.
doesn't even deserve a nickname, just a disgusting smelly looking goblin.
I'm not even sure how a person is smelly looking but damn
>>138153854
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Coffeemodo
>>138149375
Universally Joe Momma
This manlet clearly has not been drinking his bone broth and his colloidal silver levels are dangerously low.
>>138149375
Java chuggin Jew
>>138149375
Shlomo Shekelstein
>>138155249
Would it be legal to put the face of some guy on a pill bottle? Or use him for ads? Like, don't become like aids goblin, drink your bone broth.
>>138155249
What type of porn do you think he watched before leaving the house to get stuck with that orgasm face
>>138153854
fucking brilliant
>>138149375
I got paid by alex jones to act as retarded as possible
>>138149375
Gary Goblin
>>138155738
You're either someone who has never lived in a Liberal infested city like Seattle or Chicago or a shill.
>>138149375
obviously....
>>138155910
Typical American believing everything you see, you honestly think this wasn't set up? The acting was terrible.
>>138149375
NWO Cock Goblin
Literal pot-bellied goblins. Alex Jones called it!
>>138149375
it seemed staged how ridiculous he acted
>>138149375
Coffee Cohen
>>138156347
nah, that's a typical libtard.
>>138156200
He didn't hobble after us though.
>>138155995
underrated
>>138155249
I make my own chicken stock with roasted chicken carcasses.
When it cools it becomes a Jelly and it jiggles.
No need to buy Alex's stuff but its cool he offers it for dumb people who are too lazy to make soup.
Looks like the Verizon guy has fallen on hard times
>>138156144
Imagine being a famous supposed racist and Nazi and you're out on the streets ranting about Democrats in a city full of libcucks.
You seriously expect them to be civil about it? No you don't. Shoo away shill.
damn this guy lookj baaaaaaaad tho
Hahaha what a bitch Alex Jones is though
>>138153268
I like this
>Cuck Goblin
Can he be Colin the Cuck
or Cuckold Colin
>>138155995
>>138157268
colin the cuckhold coffee goblin.
>>138149375
Le 56% face
His name is controlled opposition
>>138157488
>138157488
>>138157488
very very nice
u earn this
>>138157648
>>138157488
>>138156144
There's no reason to necessarily believe it was a false-flag.
1) alex jone's career is, in part, centered around calling out false flags
2) if this really was a fake setup by him it would damage him much more than what a video with however many views would be worth in ad revenue
3) seattle is a capital of degenerate progressive cuckery, the behavior of this goblin is within the expectations of that city's denizens
>>138149375
>Gob Hoglin
>>138157817
>>138157751
Cuck Goblins make up 20% of the population. They get their own pride parade called Seafair.
>>138153854
Include me in the ss
>>138149375
Pearly Brown Pete
he is tap water goblin
>>138158182
I got it. Igor the cuckold coffee goblin.
>>138149375
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM KISSING GOBLINS.
IN BED WITH THE GOBLINS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
>>138158310
fuck off tap water is for alpha males.
>>138153854
Carl the clockwork elf
>>138158371
>>138157817
Gonna say it again, he's clearly Gob Hoglin. The Times put him out on a coffee run, he has the most temperature-resistant and voluminous hump of all the interns.
>>138153854
>>138153854
Kek
I also liked "gobleft"
Coffeemodo representing the #gobleft
>>138154226
>wearing a suit style that went out of style sometime in the early 1940s
When will they learn?
>>138159274
>wishing he committed a felony
silly little goblin
>>138159274
only a severe autist would get an adrenaline rush from that
>>138153854
Winner
Jones talks shit and then wants a reaction in his dream world
Listen to his clingon speak....his exact words
THESE GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST KEKS ON THE PLANET
Using 4chan without being down calls for a few lulz doesn't it?
I didn't type KEKS
KEKS.......stop tweaking the site terds
>>138149375
Snivel Herpgina
Again I type KEKS and it CHANGES to KEK?
>>138159656
what are you even saying
>>138158004
Heeeeey! Another WA fag
>>138149375
grotesque greg
>>138159817
C. U. C. K. S.
You know, cucks.
Like a cuckold.
Basically, Bernie Sanders.
Shrekel
I think I know this guy from high school
>>138149375
Greg the Goblin
>>138149375
potbelly goblin
>>138149375
CoffeeTeeth
BrownTeeth
>>138153854
Same guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BtPunDYhII&spfreload=10
>>138160246
fuckin this
>>138160394
Johnny Rottenteeth
>>138149375
His name is mordecai the commie mole
>>138149375
is that the comic book guy from the simpsons?
worst. teeth. ever.
>>138160475
HAahahaha this guy LOOOL what a fucking G
He's honestly not even a particularly disgusting specimen. Just a modern day radical hipster in the current year well on his way to type 2 beetus.
I dub thee........Sammy the Soy boy
>>138160475
LOL!
Strap-on Gollum
>>138160394
>CoffeeTeeth
>BrownTeeth
I noticed that. Pretty foul.
>>138149375
Hired heel. Remember, Alex Jones is just the character he plays for his audience.
>>138149375
>What is the name of this new Carl Cuck?
Cheese Tooth.
>>138153854
YES
Gommie Goblin
Johnny Rotten Mouth
>>138160475
this is great. lol. i wish he shot that fat piece of shit tho.. people that drive like this really grind my gears. could end up killing a kid
Hmm Note that job
>>138163828
>Rat City
hmm
>>138149375
his name, i dunno, why not check on IMDb
>>138149375
I love how every time something big happens it's a false flag government cover up. Deep state hires actors/stunt doubles/explosive experts to fake a massive government conspiracy. Meanwhile, within minutes the internet finds out this guy is an actor and entertainer and the fucking Alex Jones losers still believe it to be real.
>>138149375
Jake Stratton
>>138163828
Fuck Rat City Rollergirls. Bunch of dykes who like to dominate each other on roller skates. Of course he'd be the announcer.
>>138164487
are you part of a competing organization or something? The Pig Park Rudeboys? What a strange thing to hold a grudge over.
>>138149375
Ratman
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2881281/
>>138149375
Nerdy Finkleberg
https://www.faceberg.com/JakeStratton
>>138165162
What year did he say that?
>>138153854
fucking THIS!
>>138165616
unknown. I'm not even sure if it's real, but wouldn't be surprised...
>>138153500
Yes.
Knob Gobblin
>>138153854
yes YES
>>138164432
what camera / lens?
>>138153854
Kek
>>138149375
Could Jones sue the guy?
>>138149375
Staged Stan.
>>138149375
jew mcjewstein
>>138149786
being this triggered
>>138153970
> enigmatic
hahahahhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
holy shit
virginfags unironically made this
this isn't even a meme
this is a dream
this is someone's life condensed
someone uses this as their power
hahahahahah
kryptonite floss
>>138149375
Cock Gobbler the Goblin
>>138153854
This
Trips decide
Starcucks
>>138167561
Revised: Goblin Cock Gobbler
>>138167614
Covfefemodo
>>138149375
Found him. He's a lawyer.
6:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTfSgnWeL48
>>138169094
dont think that's him, not positive tho
>>138159275
Only one man I know of that can pull it off
>>138153632
This was a tough thing for me to come to terms with as an American.
God bless and stay safe anons.
>>138149375
Goblit
>>138170608
definitely the lawyer
>>138160224
bernie prob fuggin your mother rn
>>138153542
What's going on here?
>>138149375
>>138149375
Leftists truly are subhumans
I call him Coffee Cuck
>>138171214
Really makes you think
>>138169094
>>138171780
they look similar because they're fat little inbred goblin jews
not the same person though
>>138171780
Nope, look at the ears, not the same guy
>>138149375
Le Amerimutt
>>138172233
He's had them altered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omaX3N8Op7Y
>>138172299
>He's had them altered.
OK you can stop being retarded now
>>138153854
Nice
>>138172347
remember we're comparing one's right side to the other's left side. The ears are no doubt the same on the same side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LawZS68f6nY
>>138172589
I said you can stop, but yet you continue
>>138172671
The virtues of being in the right give me great power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLkFST9zu8
>>138159274
Adrenaline...
It looked more like he was getting Stiffy.
>>138172589
m8, the seattle goblin kid is a known amateur wrestler from the area
he's not the lawyer from rebel media
>>138149375
Fluoride Goblin, a literal potbellied vampire goblin.
>>138149375
iT'S SOME PRESENTER FROM RAT PRODUCTIONS OR SOMETHING.
>>138150414
guy can't even afford a toothbrush so I guess he he got his glasses via MediAid.
>>138152399
The goblin version of Jekill he was about to transform into Hyde with his secret weapon coffee.
>>138172868
Yes he is, and I've proven it with an ironclad case of rock solid evidence the likes of which would thwart the vile machinations of even the most sinister of lawyers, such as the one who threw boiling coffee on Alex Jones.
>>138152713
Yea he's a total pussy-cunt, I would've slapped the piggy and I'm a skinny manlet.
Manlet Mike
>>138153195
This
>>138149786
>t. Filthy Phil
>>138153854
>>138172868
What's his ring name? The slob goblin? The covfefe gobbling?
>>138159274
>admitting to an assault on facebook
>>138153632
Neckbeards expect to put on a pair of designer glasses and expect them to solve all their facial issues.
>>138149375
Faggo McPunchableface.
twitter.com/profstratton
>>138156144
I have literally met people just like that.
>>138149375
It's the literal 56% face.
>>138150414
Granted you have the body and the face for them, they can actually make you even more beautiful.
But then again I'm not a subhuman that wears glasses lol.
>>138153854
Coffeemodo!
>>138174744
nono
Le 56 is a mixed being
The sjw in question is a jew.
>be me
>working two shows this week in Seattle
>Stratton is ring announcer for both shows
Should I just throw coffee on him or make him take an unexpected bump? The rings those people use have the thickest boards with the least amount of padding, so it could be enjoyable nonetheless.
>>138155995
Holy shit.
>>138153854
This speaks to all his insecurities.
>>138153854
perfect
Globalist Goblin
>>138149375
Nescafat
>>138153854
yes
>>138153854
goddamn it's ugly
>>138153854
winrar. now meme Coffeemodo all the way to alex
>>138149375
>>138149375
Didn't we established that he was
Hershel?
MOCACHINO MANLET
LATTE LANKLET
FRAPUCCINO FEMBOY
>>138183265
frappucino fatboy
>>138149375
"oy goyim, er i mean comrade, have you seen my inhaler?"
>>138149375
GIZMO
>>138149375
STD Goblin
Jesus Christ, he is ugly. This thread motivated me to go to the gym today.
>>138149375
Cuck Goblin
>>138157699
BUTTERFACE
>>138185146
Cucklin
Psycho Pygmy
>>138152450
Alt-Left gets so defensive when they see their own behaviour. Didn't he just do what all of you dream about doing?
>>138153195
THE MEMES
THE MEMES ARE CONVERGING AGAIN
>>138149375
Who is this, I need a rundown
>>138149375
Further proof that physiognomy is real.
Goblard
>>138153854
>>138153195
IT'S HIM!!!
>>138149375
Jewbone the Plumpadour
>>138153195
LOL
>>138186312
>Further proof that physiognomy is real.
Cucky McPedoFace
James "See a queer put it into gear" Fields
>>138152450
>"Guy paid by Alex Jones to false flag himself".
That would be really sad if it's the case; not much of a habbening, if he paid him he should have wrestled him to submission and pathetic crying.
>>138153854
Perfect
>>138155995
>>138175012
>>138149375
Sewage gob
>>138159274
Wishes he would have committed assault, then gotten a super male vitality beatdown.
>>138149375
Cheese Teeth
>>138150414
I bought a pair so I could blend in and go undercover at leftists meetings and marches when I'm not on the other side
>>138149375
Might help if you include what he did or said
>>138153854
>>138173141
>Yes he is, and I've proven it with an ironclad case of bad facial recognition. Didya know alex jones is really bill hicks?
>>138153854
>>138149786
No, we need to destroy his life just like leftists do to us. That's how you gain power.
>>138149375
Dick Goblin
>>138149375
I'm tired and need context. Who is this guy and what did he do?
>>138155249
What trash...
>>138155524
>Like, don't become like aids goblin, drink your bone broth.
kek
The Goblin.
special merchant
>>138149375
Carl the cuck and Aids skrillex have combined
>>138189161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lnud-xVnqk
>>138167476
It's a joke bro
Smiling rufus
>>138153542
>>138153854
winner
>>138159274
We'll, he didn't quite make it up to Alex's face.
"I got up in Alex's chest" would be more accurate.
How is he a cuck? Let's assume for a second he isn't a fucking paid actor. Dude poured coffee on Alex's head and all Jones did was yell a lot and I think threaten a lawsuit. Don't be mad cause he made your hero look stupid. But this is clearly fake so kys OP.
>>138173159
Alex Jones makes a great deal of money suing people who do shit like this to him.
Now you see; Alex Jones is the supreme master troll.
Had to look over.. he's the dirty slime throwing coffee on Alex Jones. I personally think Jones is a fucker (he attacked Michelle Malkin back when he was a left-wing pos) and a coward. Why the fuck he did not smack the teeth out of that loser?
>>138191371
he was scared of contracting a disease transmitted by those teeth
those were nasty af
>>138191261
Nah, remember when he was shouting he'd beat bigger men than him for saying stuff?!
And saying how he gets into brawls and stuff and doesn't shy away from a fight?
He loses credibility.
He should definitely sue now cause if he doesn't people will slap him and spit on him on the street, this time it was coffee next time liquid shit.
>>138191804
A good reason indeed. That mouth saw more black dicks than Kardashians
>>138149375
I've seen better acting in porn.
>>138191261
He isn't using this faggot, either because it was staged or because Alex doesn't give a fuck.
>>138149375
Trevor the Troll
>>138153542
looks fun
>>138193462
Mole checks up. Jake Stratton.
>>138192975
>>138192975
>>138192975
>>138153854
I like it
>>138153854
you magnificent bastard
>>138149375
NUMALE NED
>>138153854
Ignore my prior post, this is his name.
>>138153195
They don't put aspartame in the ones with HF corn syrup in idiot.
>>138149375
Yellow-teeth goblin.
>>138153195
Smelliot Podger seriously top jej
He's a fucking performance artist. It was staged
http://www.cityartsonline.com/issues/seattle/2012/01/ringmaster
>>138153854
I... Don't get it
>>138197916
This.