/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - BURNING LIGHT POLES EDITION

>10-1 officer down

Oh shit.

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just tuned in and already there's

>females fighting in the backyard, people with guns, 3 gunshots heard, officer down
>officer down

>total disregard on the 10-1
>no officer down

Bump again

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>>138140785
Robert lives, it was all part of the plan

>he was talking about hurting himself and killing himself an hour ago
>may be trying to OD on heroin

>100 people arguing on the block

>brazillian caller's cousin is missing

F

>someone breaking into a house

>attempted suicide
>male white having mental breakdown
>shots fired

>5 more rounds just heard

>1 shot fired in alley at south Hoyne

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Bump for Robert

>group knocking over all the garbage cans

>DOA
>black manlet

If you drink every time you hear 'alley,' things get quite bad.

High and comfy in bed fellow roberts


Gotta wake my ass up 5:30 am and goto work tommorow

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>7-8 gang members chasing other males, looking on the ground for something

>males playing basketball in the park after closing

The fiends.

>jenson is complaining about the loud music at a bar
>silver toyota truck with expired plates has been sitting there for a week

>cage car needed

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>>138139915
There we go, I just mention my desire for counts in another thread. Bring it on Chiraq, bring it on, we'll have real Robocop one day soon

Holy shit this with the music is fucking intense

>male needs medical attention
>hit in the chest with a brick

>someone else is already working that shooting, can you do this missing person

what the fuck is chicago even

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>overdosed on heroin

>15 y/o foster child with mental issues is missing and hasnt taken his meds
>caller Trey says he has OD'd on heroin at 2623 Crystal

pretty sure when you OD on heroin you arent able to communicate that you've OD'd

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>/cpd/ now
>Sticks on LivePD tomorrow

It's the motherfucking weekend!

>>138149173
Its own unique circle of hell.

>we have no cars at all

>Absolutely no cars at all
How do they even keep up

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>>138148928
bruh, I first discovered /cpd/ while high out my mind... surreal as fuck

It induces a deep introspective nightmare about if the human race is worth saving or not, all to the backdrop of 80's synthwave and Cobra memes

>>138149539
This with the lights off in my room alone feels like a John Carpenter movie

>male white, female white, and three others relieving themselves

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>>138149380
the fire rises

I can't listen tonight but have a /comfy/ bump, Roberts.

>foot pursuit
>he's got a gun

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>>138149676
oh shit, got my homework assignment for tonight. watch the Thing with /cpd/ in the background

dis a good foot pursuit

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>>138149539
Good evening ladsHows my bloody city tonight?

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>addidas track jacket

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>>138150209
>foot persuit
>semi-auto handgun
>striped Adidas jumpsuit
i'm really feeling it

>>138150436
WE WUZ SLAVS AND SHIEET

>>138150500
yeah, bitch we fashy as fuck tonight.

MALE BLACK STRIKES AGAIN

>male black with adidas jumpsuit

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>138150721
the only thing that would make this better is vodka next to me..... oh, lookie here...

>tracksuit nog is in custody

>>138150901
>>138150824
>>138150677
>>138150436
THEY GOT EM

>>138150209
absolutely violent

>male hispanic beating a female hispanic
>false alarm of a Robert being hurt
>uncountable rounds fired
>kids causing trouble at a school
>attempted suicide(s)

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sheeeit homie's going to the clink

>>138151309
Yeah, that's Chiraq as fuck alright.

>check your partner's keys

l-lewd

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Check your damn keys, people.

>man face down in the bank parking lot

>>138151823
>Check your damn keys, people.
>>138151698
>check your partner's keys

what does this mean

>>138151924
Somebody has an open mic

>markita's mom refuses to give her the money

>>138151924
Check your keys means make sure your radio button isn't stuck down, or pressed. If this happens, it takes up air on the radio.

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>>138151698
S-sassy, plz...

>missing woman
>suffers from suicidal thoughts and hallucinations

F

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>body removal needed

>it was originally a call about an unresponsive female
>now she's being uncooperative

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>FIVE TO TEN
>FIVE TO TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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shiiiiiit, the /cpd/ ost sounding like bladerunner right now. my noir is rising

>guaranteed rape

>another foot chase
>victim back at tulsa

>there are about 15 unattended teenagers having a party

>24 robert

How does one check their keys when there's Male Black on the loose?

>"molested by a family member"
>drag racers at lakeshore drive

she just gave us a quick rundown

>>138156834
wait til MALE BLACK is distracted by a passing car's shiny rims or a woman's passing titties

>man walking around the laundromat displaying a gun

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SEVEN
SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH AH AH

shots fired at 5600 Sacramento? Something like that

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>ambient stream

this is the world we chose

>Male black hitting female black

>female was knocked down

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Chicago.

>bullet holes
>it's full of blood

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>vehicle full of bullet holes and blood

McDonalds has some mctrouble

>six people outside fighting
>one stabbed

>>138159005
The place is a huge coonery magnet this time of night.

>>138159005
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS

>>138159355
Wesley Willis pls nice nums tho

holy shit

>wish i was drinking
>me too trust me

Wish I was drinking

>his car was stolen earlier today
>just got a text that it was parked and his girlfriend was locked in the trunk

The fuck?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KrlQOj7BcBM

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=54WBjkwRug0

>there was a male asian screaming outside the house
>now there are people fighting

> asian
>rare

these dispatchers are getting increasingly sassy.

>>138161715
>dispatch for first responders in chicago
>black male suspect all the time, occasional white male trailer trash
>chicago is so fucked that nothing you hear phases you
>suddenly you jolt from your seat when you hear "asian"

where is watermarked bingo anon tonight

>one shot fired
>anon hears people arguing