1) France - Eternal Enemy, we've BTFO each other too many times to even count
2) Germany - come on, you're pretty much continental Anglos which is why you're so lethal
3) Spain - it's a shame you're so irrelevant now but you used to be a major nuisance
What about us, bong :^)
>>138110996
merely an annoyance
1) gERMANY
2) gERMANY
3) gERMANY
>>138110996
You're the only reason why bongistan is even relevant.
Without you they're nothing.
>>138110777
Didn't your POW slaves build each others countries...lol
>>138110996
You're a rebellious son that had a fall out with his dad, absconded with his dad's enemy to make him feel bad, realised why his dad is enemies with him and so became a friend of Dad once again.
>>138111284
France/Uk that is from all those endless wars>>138110777
>>138110777
1)Emu - Eternal Enemy, we've BTFO each other too many times to even count
2)Cane toad - come on, you're pretty much continental Frenchmen which is why you're so lethal
3) Rabbits - it's a shame you're so irrelevant now but you used to be a major nuisance
15) New Zealand - Not really worthy of respect to be honest.
>Sweden
>>138110777
1) Germany for football reason
2) France for wine reason. And cheese also.
3) Italy for internal reason
>>138111210
>please more Katyn massacres my Finno-Ug-, I mean Slavic mast-, I mean brother, Ivan
>>138112256
USSR is 4th
>>138110777
EU, EU, EU.
>>138110777
None, we're neutral
>>138112725
all that Finn banter is just play play?
1. Colombia
2. Colombia
3. Colombia
>>138112134
>>138112134
ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA
>>138110777
Just in a little siesta.
>>138110777
You're not our enemy. You're a rogue colony of one of our provinces.
>>138111855
Kek
>>138113678
t. butthurt Frog who can't handle the fact that (1) Napoleon got utterly defeated by us and imprisoned on some godforsaken Bong island with no dignity (2) Joan de Arc got burnt to a crisp by Anglos on French soil (3) De Gaulle fled to England like the effeminate continentnigger he was and only returned to his country once we freed it for him (4) our empire was bigger than yours and no-one speaks your language lmao
>>138110777
>2017
>European enemies
>>138111210
Ahh.... Poland, the Ireland of Germany.
How adorable. I just want to pinch your plump cheek.
>>138115058
Is it true Moscow has the biggest mosque in Europe?
Based Putin indeed
>>138110777
I can see that anglos and francos are enemies.
two colonizers in the fray to get more land.
germany wanted colonies once and everyone was like "NO IS OUR DIRT!"
and then ww1 started.
>Enemies of the United States of America
>Liberals
>Niggers
>Spics