IS /POL/ READY TO SURVIVE THE GREATEST HAPPENING OF ALL TIME?
USANONS, REPRESENT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
>>138101202
whadddup?
>>138101202
this like the Russian fault line attack strategy what u saying?
>>138101453
I think he wants you to tell him your condition when shit hits the fan based on the map
>>138101453
Yellowstone eruption scare
If that's yellowstone you might be underestimating it.
I mean for reference a medium-sized volcano already has the power of roughly the entire nuclear arsenal of the world... If that were to consist of only czar bombas.
Looking forward to more disappointment.
>>138101202
Russia has a plan for if they need to nuke us they can hit us on this faultline and then Yellowstone will go off.
>a volcano is waiting a date
LOL kys my man
Looks like I'll have a front row view to the zombie horde. Raining ash stops on the other side of my neighbor Hood.
It has not happened for 2500 years. But I'm fucking ready. Bring it on! We need a cleansing!
Someone post the infographic.
does deep state have a nuke in yellowstone to set it off?
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE IS LEAVING OFFICE, THEY ARE ABANDONING SHIP. THEY ARE GOING TO GET THE FUCK OUT TOWN BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN.
>>138101202
lol, shit must be going REALLY bad for the Alt-Right if /pol/ are having to go back to the tired old Yellowstone meme.
>tfw safe
Yellowstone is the worst meme on /pol/.
>>138101202
who else /coolascucumberzone/
>[laughs in coastal Texan]
>>138101202
i got a play list of mewzak for the happening and the inevitable "madmax times" that follows.
some of you guys are ok if you hear weeb battle theme music from a car stereo duck and run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX1H5d3x8CI&list=PLZTEultrWKI874XuQHz-TQq1w0Oh4C0tR&index=9
What happened to operation Gotham shield? I live in the area where the "simulated nukes" would happen and nothing happened
Being a happeningfag should be a bankable offense
>>138105075
Bannable not bankable
I must be part Jewish, I live in New Jewsy after all
>tfw ur safe
>>138101202
>tfw raining ash zone
just fuck my shit up famalam
>>138103027
I don't know if you're trolling or just too dumb to realize that Washington DC (in eastern virginia, outside the zone in the map) and Washington state are two totally different things.
>>138101202
Yellowstone will not erupt in our lifetime
>Yellowstone will not erupt in our lifetime
Yellowstone will not erupt in our lifetime
>Yellowstone will not erupt in our lifetime
t. geologist
>>138101202
I live in the get fucked zone so I wont even have time to understand whats happening before im just 160 pounds of ash and smoke drifting away on the supersonic blast wave.
we will rise out of the earth after a 1000 1000 years to spread our memes once more.
>>138101791
Bullshit
Its the 21 when the volcano blows, you dingus.
>>138101202
Stay safe ameribros. But make sure you film everything and share, ok? I love you. :*
>>138101202
Well at least I got to see a partial eclipse.
I'm out of the blast zone so will almost certainly starve to death.
Whatever. God's will. If this site has taught me anything it's to believe in God.
>>138108270
THEY ARE MOVING THEIR ENTIRE FAMILIES OUT OF THE KILL ZONE. DO THE RESEARCH.
As much as I think this stuff is conspiracies...I keep thinking if the left want to eventually rule over all. They're going to need to kill the white population off and that area is exactly where everyone is white.
>>138101202
odds on the eruption and eclipse at the same time Monday?
Would it be considered a sign from Kek?
VOLCANOLOGIST HERE
THE FISH ARE LEAVING THE LAKES. THE BISON ARE HEADING TOWARDS THE EAST COAST IN MASSIVE HERDS. PARK RANGERS ARE EITHER ABANDONING POSTS OR TELLING TOURISTS TO GTFO. ITS HABBLENINGN
>tfw safe
>>138110705
VULCANOLOGIST HERE
PON'FAR IS BEGINNING. FIND YOUR VULCAN QT BEFORE THEY'RE CLAIMED BY KLINGONS.
>>138101202
>I'll only get raining ash
Fuck.
>>138101202
>Yellowstone
How many times have we predicted this again?
>>138111429
VULCANOLOGIST HERE
THE FORGE OF THE GODS IS HEATING UP, HEPHEASTUS AWAKENS, THE GODS ARE COMING BACK
>>138104916
I love that picture. You just made my day
>tfw in Raining Ash Zone
>>138112478
jesus christ reddit, at least try to hide it
>>138101202
Oh fuck isnt the eclipse heading through yellowstone? Waves work becuase the moons gravity pull in them right? So now the sun and moon will both be pulling the pressure in Yellowstone towards them, holy shit it will happen.
I work with a guy who used to be a ranger at Yellowstone. I of course asked him if shes about to blow. He said not sure if it could happen soon, but they are about 300,000 years overdue. He says the ground swells about an inh every year frok its center. So much so that water is moving to the edge of the lakes.
Not my problem though, beast coast master race
>>138101202
O*ions we must come together with the remains of Indiana
>>138112177
Can confirm. Check me
>TFW safe,but no food and money
Even if you're outside the ash zones no one in North America will be safe. Global temperatures will lower by a dozen degrees or so due to ash blocking out the sun and countless crops and animals will begin to die off.
>>138115064
>a dozen degrees
wow then it will be 68 degrees instead of 80 here I better stock up on blankets.
>crops and animals will die
good thing I've spent my whole life eating mostly junk food so my body is 100% prepared to never eat any meat or vegetables again.
>>138113775
Onions?
>lower by a dozen degrees
Canada confirmed for annexing America. They're terraforming us for conquest.
>>138101202
i hope russia drops its entire arsenal on yellowstone. would be enough of a blast to literally blow a chunk out of the earth and probably end all life
>ash zone
I'm ready.
The black sun draws near.
>>138116699
W I T N E S S E D
>>138116149
what happens some types of sea bacteria and shit die off entirely and others spiral out of control, fucking over the entire foodchain and the ocean acidity levels, and it causes a huge knock-on effect that basically fucks everything up.
that's what (((climatologists))) say anyway
>>138116149
>100% prepared to never eat any meat or vegetables again.
So what are you going to eat instead anon?
why is it always sept 23rd?
I can understand during the shmetah years ago cuz that was an important date for it but why every year since then?
"no man will know the hour" -God
I'll be safe and comfy in southern Texas
>>138101202
Don't touch muh bluegrass region!
If the moon suddenly reversed in its orbit, without drawing closer or farther from the earth or losing any piece of itself, how much volcanic activity would result?
>>138117218
nuts,cereal,fish,insects?
>>>138118888
>>138101202
>>138115064
>>138116149
>>138116886
The rod will strike the ring.
>>138101202
I live in draper Utah, I got some mountains to protect me but im right on the border of the initial kill zone. Help.
>>138101202
>>138119544
This is the rod
>>138101202
>>138119544
>>138119910
And this is the ring
When the two meet, the world will experience a calamity many times worse than a nuclear bomb. Millions will starve, and the fighting will be unbelievable.
>>138119257
Is fish not considered meat in Argentina?
>>138119544
Need moar info on this. Some remote viewing LARP?
>>138120083
i hope so anon
>>138120239
It is the original giver of the prophesy, returned to give clarification. Happened last night.
>>138110705
My dad works for Nintendo, can confirm Yellowstone happening.
>>138120239
>>138120548
>>138119544
>The rock standing on seven hills refers to an important figure appearing in a important city with seven hills in it.
Is this fucker refering to the Seven hills of Rome? "The rock" could litterally mean the old ruins of the old palaces used by the emperors of Rome.
>>138120809
ISIS has a black flag and explicitly states that they wish to make Rome the capitol of their new caliphate.
>wyoming here
Nothing's happening but buttfuck tourists here for the eclipse.
>>138110705
>>138120569
My 8 year old says Donald Trump will bring about the end times by nuking Yellowstone.
I will bet any and all of you, $500 USD in bitcoin each, that nothing is going to happen.
That's a pretty good deal, anons. Why not take the offer if you're so sure of your beliefs?
>>138101202
This kills the white-rural states
>>138116699
Holy fuck
>>138101202
Outside of range, well prepped and stocked with food but I am currently in a major city. After the initial report I would get my family and high tail it to a friends ranch to wait out the shit show. Alternatively, I would use the blanket chaos to go door to door in my neighborhood like the angel of death on passover. I remember who had the Trump signs and who had the Hillary signs.
>>138120990
ISIS is being routed from all side as we speak.
LARPing thread?
LARPing thread
So in all seriousness, assuming this fucker actually goes off. How fucked am I in Calgary?
>>138120548
we have no way of knowing it's him. 99% chance it's a larp.
>>138120809
i think he's referring to the vatican.
>>138101202
>mfw living in Gallatin County Mt.
Will I be alright?
>>138101672
You are OP.
>>138121744
Ded
>>138119910
>>138120083
So.. you do realize that totality (the rod) doesn't cross over the Prismatic Springs (the ring)? You realize you're a fucking idiot?
>>138122211
It comes close enough.
>>138101202
>Barely even touches the south
Ah well. At least it lobotomizes the country, the south would probably die shortly after from eating too many feces thinking they are chocolate.
>>138120083
I'm not worried - i bought 6 months worth of survival shield and super male vitality.
Goodbye cucks.
Predicting the date a volcano will go off.
No
>>138101202
>tfw in hot ash zone
who /slowdeath/ here?
I live in South Bend Indiana. Will I be OK?
>>138122630
/Comfy/ until I starve to death
>>138101202
>Live in NY.
Slow death for me.
>>138120809
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wins the 2020 presidential bid.
>>138101202
Tell me guys, would it destroy the bay area and leave it good of life?
>>138120809
>>138123361
https://youtu.be/ufBLI6bB9sg?t=49
Raining ash zone.
>>138101202
I'll be on a plane that day, how fucked am I?
>>138123205
You'd be cucked out of all your money as you desperately try to live off importing canadian delicacies like maple syrup ice cream and maple flakes cereal, but you'd live.
>>138101202
I'm in Denver, so... nooooooo... that will be Nature's biggest Fuck You yet, and I will probably die. Assuming Kimmy doesn't nuke us, first.
>>138123596
ha, hope i dont cause an eclipse
supercomfy, don't try to still my lobster faggots
Can we just cut it out of the ground and put it in San Francisco before it erupts please?
>>138123978
*steal, christ, stupid fingers
>>138101202
I live in Minnesota on the Mississippi River. What zone am I?
/comfy/
>>138123861
Or killed once the coming power-outage cause riots to occur.
>Family is on bad terms with the people across the street. This would lead to a definite escalated confrontation.
Also
>More precise living on LI.
I'm certain the bridges to the cities and the rest of the country are going to be destroyed within the first month and no imports would be able to reach
>>138101202
Nebraskafag here. How fucked am I when it explodes?
>>138101202
>It will go off in 2012
>It will go off in 2013
>It will go off in 2014
>It will go off in 2015
>It will go off in 2016
>It will go off in 2017
>>138116699
>>138112998
>tfw in the hot ash zone
If I'm lucky, I'll die quickly
>>138121023
But FuckTourists here too, I'm in the ash zone and Prepped!
Ok but will this destroy literal nazi confederate statues?
>>138101202
mmm feels so good living in the hot ass zone
>>138123497
as good as your english
>>138116699
Only a master of Thule could obtain those digits. *11 is powerful.
The Thule society knew this.
>>138125168
As good as my phoneposting you mean
>>138116699
Holy SHIT.
>>138119544
the ring is the eclipse, the rod is a symbol of fire. The suit of rods, wands, or clubs is the suit of fire. Combustion, heat, and light. The ring striking the rod could be the gravity of the eclipse activating the volcano.
>>138120548
The black flag above a dome with fire.
This is the 3rd Temple of Israel. The Jews plan to retake it from Islam. The fire is them purging Allah from the site and rebuilding the 3rd temple as told in Revelations.
There are many people, even Jews which are trying to oppose the building of the 3rd temple.
>>138124620
S T A T E W I D E I N C R E M A T I O N
>>138121072
Your 8 year old is a fucking stupid faggot.
>>138112654
>enjoying something nice is Reddit
ok.
>>138124410
I'm not far away, looks like we get ASHED but not HOT ASHED just some mediocre ash killing crops and possibly sending us burned up refugees from the Dakotas. I should really buy some bags of dry beans already.
I live in SoCal, have plenty of dehydrated food, water, and heat sources to last me 4 years. Bring on the apocalypse, baby!
Transgender forever, hehe.
>>138108792
>no man is the most powerful WAAAA ;_;
I bet you're an atheist aren't you?
>>138127291
>be tranny prepper
>stockpile everything you need to survive
>run out if hormones and kill yourself anyway
consistency
>>138116699
Make it so.
I'm so high right now, what is this autism.
>tfw Milwaukee
Fucking prevailing westerlies, could've btfo Cali
>>138128507
Nigga u like ash?
>>138117218
Coffee and water faggot.
https://thoughtcatalog.com/dr-chet-williams/2014/06/this-450-pound-man-fasted-for-over-a-year-and-he-lost-more-than-half-his-weight/
>>138119544
>>138119910
>>138120083
And so the End begins. Repent. Repent and pray.
>>138108052
>pic
i know the feel
>>138129976
Y'all realize this is a psy-op meant to make this area seem more hostile to liberal minds, right? It's being pushed because too many actual Jews came on here and started asking each other what the hell was going on behind the curtain.
>>138116699
3 doubles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLDrn0Mwo0w
it has been a pleasure being with you, anons...
>>138101202
>east coast master race survives
>mexifornia under ash
It's for the best
>>138130369
Go ahead and claim it's a spy-op when you're buried under tons of ash, memeflaggot.
>>138127569
Typing 6 is just reflex at this point
The happening is going to consist of being hugely disappointed that nothing happens.
from nps.gov:
>How much advance notice would there be of an eruption?
>The science of forecasting a volcanic eruption has significantly advanced over the past 25 years. Most scientists think that the buildup preceding a catastrophic eruption would be detectable for weeks and perhaps months to years.
North Carolina here. About time I get payment for living in a 54% black city.
>>138120610
I believe that the "star gorging on clay" will refer to Chinese expansion. I think it's connected to the belly of the dragon. Most likely, China will begin to fail and thus begin expanding in order to prop up its failing state.
You Amerifags can crash on our couches and windmills as long as you need. But we do need to kick some nogs and slimes out during the process
>>138101202
Blowout soon stalker
>>138133739
Thanks toothpaste. Anytime you want to experience a barren ash wasteland or hunt for feral ghouls you can pay me a visit
PLEASE KILL US
>>138101202
>tfw safe in Canada
So why don't we just, blow up yellowstone?
>>138134465
This, upvote
>Idaho
>Montana
>Wyoming
>Kill Zone
I don't get it.
Doesn't something need to live there for there to be a kill zone?
>>138101202
>happening on my birthday
>Front row seat right outside of hotash zone
Itd be best birthday present ever. Pls happen
>>138135682
Any coastal Americans in the process of flying over those states would likely crash and die.
>TFW living in georgia finnally pays off
>>138101202
>>138104689
This
>>138101202
Im safe! Looks like only flyover country dies
THANK YOU BASED APPALACHIANS
>>138134465
good post
Im ready>>138101202
>>138102091
This made me lol imagining it
>>138101672
>>138101202
FLAG
COLLOSAL FAGGOT.
>>138136086
Thanks for the bump, ya filthy mick!
>>138101202
is the raining ash zone fatal?
>T. North Texan
Star gorging on clay-China is threatening India at the moment over land. The American/Canadian extreme alt left media don't report these things-the people are left stupid.
>>138101202
Nice to see colorado will be toasted too
>>138136049
Fuck me running, why does Mexico have to be so close to the U.S.??
>>138101202
>LA survives
I live in Wyoming. I haven't heard anything.
But if it does, I'm probably fucked.
We'll get warnings and I'll get in the car and drive straight to Denver but that will still be kind of fucked.
Thankfully it probably won't happen in my lifetime.
>>138116149
A dozen celsius degrees, not Fahrenheit. That 80 would drop to 57. And that would be summer. Los Angeles would fall under the freezing point in January, aka snow in California.
>>138123868
You should kys just for being in Denver
>>138119811
better to die quickly in the inititial blast than to starve to death over the course of a few months while watching your children wither away like Auschwitz inmates.
>>138123868
Kimmy's not going to nuke Denver.
He'll probably nuke LA if he can reach it.
But that's not going to happen either.
>>138101202
>Houston is fine
WHEW back to shitposting
But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only (Matthew 24:36).
>>138101202
Will I be ok in Oklahoma???
>>138113775
Ohio'ans are called Buckeyes anon. Surviving Hoosier reporting in.
>>138101202
Have any anons ate the brodi pill. Think that was his name.
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/jewish_sacrifice.htm
so to make a long story short these YT channels no question are Illuminati. Once you are intimately familiar with them and this ancient cult you know how to spot these people. So there are two schools of thought, a white brotherhood being a good sect of the Illuminati and an evil one so the good one could be trying to warn us of Nibiru. But I think this theory is bullshit. Everything I found in my research implies this is false and they are evil fucks always spreading lies and misinformation. I think Nibiru is just naother psyop and they are planning what I suspected all along a fake alien arrival, spread of a pathogen like they did int he Ukraine etc. The fulfillment of revelations pruposefully
It's done, it's spent, there will likely never be another full eruption.
It has been sensationalized for entertainment purposes by people like """Dr""" Kaku.
Do not take my word for it, look into this for yourself. Geology is interesting.
>tfw ded
>>138126700
digits of truth
>Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Kansas, Idaho, the Dakotas, Oklahoma, Iowa, rural California, rural Oregon, etc (the best states) wiped out
>LA, NYC, Austin, the least coast (worst of the worst) all survive
Not sure I want this tbqh.
>>138101859
This. Nothing has happened yet. Stop building up this hype.
>>138101791
Do you mean to say that a medium size volcano has the force of over ten thousand 100 megaton nuclear bombs?
>>138137172
>And do further research into the impending wall street collapse in the next couple of years. Shit's scary man.
Brother I wrote a whole section about this in my book:
Chapter 14: The Scam And How It Works
As I have mentioned several times already the Zionists most valuable weapon are banks. In 1913 on December 23 the Federal Reserve act (an unconstitutional act) was passed while most of the Senate was home on Christmas break and Wilson signed the bill into law. Let me explain how the Federal Reserve works. First the name is a misnomer there is nothing Federal about it. This is an instution in private hands, our old friends the Rothschilds. By printing off paper and loaning it to the country at interest they get a percentage right off the top, which we pay to them in items that have actual value such as gold when we were on the gold standard and now oil which our currency is anchored by. Not only do they suck out the natural resources and wealth of a nation through this scam they also gain control of the economy which they can manipulate however they wish by creating inflation, recessions, depressions etc. By creating these conditions in the economy they gain a secondary way to steal the wealth of a nation. While people work to buy items of value such as land, property, precious metals, etc they can crash the economy like they did in the 2008 housing crash and buy the items people worked their entire lives to purchase back for pennies on the dollar, not to mention steal even more of our actual resources in exchange for more paper (tax money) through government bailouts for the banks and organizations that created the crisis to begin with. The employees and CEO’s of these organizations got huge bonus checks while our money was used to keep the corporations and banks these people own from going bankrupt, we covered their “losses”.
>>138137628
This is all one big scam folks. They did this exact same thing to Germany just before WWII, while the average German’s worth was 800 deutchmarks the average worth of a German Jew was 10,000 duetchmarks, many economists have written about this topic including a number of Jews themselves. What we are seeing today, as I write this book even, is an exact repeat of what they did with an artificial bread shortage to cause the French and Russian revolutions only with 1920’s Germany and the modern day they use the stock market for the same effect, which is to say starve people into having nothing left to lose to start a revolution. They created the housing bubble and subsequent crash in 2008 and bought back property and assets at pennies on the dollar then flooded the economy with money causing debt and inflation. Next they will create an artificial crash and restrict the money supply causing hyper inflation and a depression then they will attempt another communist revolution, which they are already priming with Marxist groups funded by George Soros. When the crash happens they will blame Trump and the corrupt capitalist government they are the ones corrupting and either another Hitler will rise or they will take the entire world.
>tfw in the raining ash zone
>hate snow
>ash is going to garf up the clouds and create nuclear winter type shit
Central Texasfag here
gonna suck for yall
>>138137742
“The new law will create inflation whenever the trusts want inflation. It may not do so immediately, but the trusts want a period of inflation, because all the stocks they hold have gone down... Now, if the trusts can get another period of inflation, they figure they can unload the stocks on the people at high prices during the excitement and then bring on a panic and buy them back at low prices.…The people may not know it immediately, but the day of reckoning is only a few years removed.” (Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh, referring to the Federal Reserve act, Congressman Lindbergh stated this a few years prior to the stock market crash in 1929 which ushered in the Great Depression Congressional Record, Vol. 51, p. 1446. December 22, 1913.)
“Under the Federal Reserve Act, panics are scientifically created. The present panic is the first scientific one, worked out as we figure a mathematical equation.” (Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh, The Economic Pinch, 1921.)
Based on a book I read; bill Bryson 'a history of everything's
The cycle is roughly every 720,000 yrs. forr a full eruption. And we are at 740,000.
The soil samples in buffalo area are estimated to be at 12' of ash.
Hold on to your bootstraps bucko
>>138137831
I can’t emphasize enough how important it is for you to watch these last documentaries especially. Much of the information I discovered while writing this book by meticulously following the breadcrumbs matches up exactly with the information in them. They also include much more detailed information on a number of topics I only touched on briefly for the sake of brevity and to avoid overloading you with too much information at once. My ultimate goal is to have you the reader do your own research to confirm what I am telling you here and to dig even deeper on your own. There is an overwhelming amount of information I have not even mentioned specifically for these reasons. These people use layer upon layer of knowledge and deception to keep the general public and even their own “members” in the dark as to what their true intentions are just like the degrees of knowledge you must graduate to in their secret societies. If they don't do the event on the 23rd they will do what is in this video leading up to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vfdZtpx_ug [Open]
>>138137172
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no no no no no no no
don't do that.
don't.
delete that.
>>138138075
To late. I'm not scared.
I am prepared anon. Always 24/7
>>138137182
Just read about it on the .gov website. They don't say that it's a spent force at all. They say that there's a definite (if remote) chance of a caldera-forming eruption, but they haven't seen any activity to suggest that anything is shaping up down there at this very moment. They say that it's unlikely to go in the immediate coming years, but they can't predict very far into the future.
>>138108052
Here's the new crop
>>138101202
Why Do I have to wait a full fucking month. Just blow already damnit.
>>138120809
>And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
>In persecutione extrema S.R.E. sedebit. Petrus Romanus, qui pascet oves in multis tribulationibus, quibus transactis civitas septicollis diruetur, & judex tremendus judicabit populum suum. Finis.
>In the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit [i.e., as bishop]. Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills [i.e. Rome] will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.
Seems pretty obvious to me.
>>138138396
>>138139972
Oh, and Pope Benedict XVI resigned the 02/28/2013, the Feast day of Saint Romanus of Condat.
>>138116699
Nope.
>live in Portland
>supposedly don't get killed due to valley and constant rain
Cool
>>138104999
you mean mexico?
>>138134663
And Russia. More farm land.
Shit i live in Washington I'll be fine
>>138101202
Every fucking picture shows a different ash cloud
WILL I GET ASH OR NOT? North west of atlanta. Honestly, just end it all. Its better than seeing america die.
>>138101202
Member this? The sky is orange because of smoke.
>>138140895
>ash cloud kills conservative america
>liberal america is all that survives
>>138141161
Wait a minute
>Jews have Chem Trails
>Change Environment
>Cause Yellowstone to blow
I knew those Jews were evil but this is a next step
>>138139972
strong's sheds some crazy light on this
Jesus calls him Cephas. Cephas appears only once by Jesus and five or six times in totality in the Bible, all in the NT.
Strong's says Cephas is "a surname of Simon Peter"
Cephas in Greek is pronounced kay-foce and is compared to "kafe" in Hebrew, which is translated as "rock" in the Bible twice but means "a hollow rock"
Hrm
>>138141161
The cities will fall when the bread basket of the world doesn't grow food.
>>138101202
The resultant potato harvests in the years after will be bountiful.
>>138101202
SAFE
>>138136239
Not if you pack an umbrella
>>138140935
Fuck man I look exactly like that kid in the drawing and my city is directly in the path of the eclipse.
Am I gonna be okay bros?
>>138141816
The people in the destruction zone will be considered the lucky ones.
PA reporting for duty
>>138140935
Fuck man I look exactly like the kid in that photo and my city is in the direct path of the eclipse.
A-am I gonna be okay, bros?
>>138109395
washington dc is completely in the clear according to OP's pic
>>138101202
I am J U S T outside the raining ash zone. Southeast Wisconsin master race t b h.
>>138101202
Ohiofag here. Ready to be a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. in the ash zones.
>>138124691
Fuck. Solar eclipses bring ridiculous high tides. I should put in earplugs at about 11:00 monday then, probability is reasonably increased.... who knows how loud it will be if it does occur.
>>138137172
The eclipse finishes on Charleston, SC; home of headquarters of Scottish Rite Freemasonry and on the 33rd parallel of north latitude.
Weird.
>>138137172
>>138137454
Bye-Bye Bannon !!!!
>>138119811
take a drive that day, you know its monday, take the day off and see the country side.
>>138111367
This is art. That titanium white is perfect.
http://imgur.com/gallery/YMTJd
http://imgur.com/gallery/DLRgU
>>138141769
Jesus also said the first ones will be the last ones. First Pope, a rock. Last Pope, a rock too.
The more you search about it, the more there are hints about Francis being Peter the Roman, the last Pope.
I'm also quite sure the three branches who become one are Catholicism, Protestantism and Orthodoxy.
>>138123978
>tfw central Alberta
FUCK I'M DEAD AREN'T I
I can't even see whether or not I'm gonna die
>>138141816
Volcanic ash is actually good for plants. You just have to send out some farmers to replace the ones that died, and construction workers to build new houses.
>>138101202
>happening on my birthday
I guess it beat's last year's celebration
It's a damn shame Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming get obliterated. Some of the only good states left in the country.
>>138110190
No, it would be considered a sign from God
>>138136345
>Fuck me running, why does Mexico have to be so close to the U.S.??
I often ask myself that very same thing.
>>138108337
Please assuage my perennial yellowstone anxiety geo-anon, is this true?
>>138101725
top kek
>>138125484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlVuMxt-xtU
>>138101202
>Los Angeles unaffected
>just an inhospitable hellscape as usual
>>138105370
Hey man, all the people from new jewsey are cool, maybe it's our jewish swagger goyim
>>138127052
Go back to miiverse vader
I'll be out of the kill zone if I'm at work, will die in cache valley if not
>>138101202
How funny would it be if this shit actually happened
>>138101202
It's aiming for the wrong part of California.
>>138145404
well IT IS happening but its not yellowstone
>>138138849
>>138137182
Doesn't matter. Jews will trigger it.
>>138108337
I think they are implying a very large explosion at a very specific spot my set her off like ur mom did last night
>>138140875
Word. Spokane here. Front row seats.
>>138116699
Thoth has came out of the shadows.
>>138101202
>>138101202
Not to worry. Climate change will cause a strong freakish Southeasterly wind that day, burying Western Canada.
>>138101202
I'm right in the killzone. I'm instantly ashed. Enjoy mass famine, climate change, and the hordes of rampaging niggers.
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>138101202
I dreamed about a huge earthquake 2 days ago that would leave me in coma for years.
Is this it?
A good chunk of my dreams actually come true in one way or another.
>>138145598
This. We're supposed to escape to tahoe when the floods come
>>138101202
Are the fish leaving the lakes? its not happening til the fish leave the lakes.
>>138146192
509 UP IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER
>>138146770
fish have been dying for years but this shit is not a bible prophecy and its making me cringe when people keep quotin this shit
>>138101202
>tfw safe because nothing is going to happen
>>138101202
>USANONS, REPRESENT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
wow please be this
Is Hot ash zone survivable?
>>138146863
Not explicitly. A lot of prophecy theorists say an eruption like this would make the sun as sackcloth and the moon not give her light.
>>138108632
>160 lbs
You're a manlet or a twink anyway so nothing of value is lost
>>138101202
>this will kill all those unprepared in those areas
>only paranoid white preppers will survive
>does nothing to largest/most threatening spick populations
>ME NH VT MA RI CT NY NJ PA VA NC FL CA safe
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>138146313
HOLY SHIT
>>138110705
>(((you)))
>>138137266
>>138135958
Can I get the CT version of this thx
>>138146313
fug
OwO
>>138115064
Fuck yeah m8, I live in Phoenix
lmao
>>138146487
lmao DOXT faggot
5900 Muralta View Road
LMAO NICE KNOWING YOU KEVIN FINNERTY
>>138147032
Hot ash zone is probably full prepper with air tight bunker zone.
>>138146782
Senpai noticed me...
>burning ash zone
>live a few miles away from where Vault City would be
>>138147081
its not yellowstone brah its the rapture on sept 23
as well as america getting nuked
america falls in 1 hour at that time
nobody gives a shit everybodies about to be dead in america in 35 days is what i truly believe from the bottom of my heart
>>138147852
>mfw kevin finnerty is my neighbor
Fuck.
>>138146313
He's here.
>>138148187
What if it's both? Yellowstone in conjunction with a limited nuclear exchange?
NYS Anon checking in
>>138101202
The Mountains will protect the mid west from any fallout.
>>138145291
>you will never sodomize mavis
Why live?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
>>138148342
Christ.. the egg one got me GOOD.
>>138148604
theres not a ton of evidence yellowstone is going to go
im talking about in terms of what illuminati puts out
its a nuclear event in san diego and then maybe the san andreas fault line going and then tidal waves on the east coast
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGroxt1/videos
WHY DOES THIS MAP HAVE WASHINGTON IN THE KILL ZONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>138149161
The gas one is my favorite
>>138149248
>theres not a ton of evidence yellowstone is going to go
What if they force it?
>>138149501
Happens to me every time, but something about the egg just makes me so mad.
>>138149644
everything goes by the script of the bible
things dont just happen for no reason
and nobody forces/changes anything to happen god is gonna do what the bible says
and how the whole world is written to go
watch the guys video i linked and he maps it all out on the earth how god has written it
its hard to comprehend but thats the only guy i know who can do that
>>138101202
Would that mean we'll get American refugees?
>>138104454
>Alt-Right
>>138145291
Did she photoshop her eyes? They're creeping me out.
>>138119910
The path is almost symbolic of US decline, and the fact that it goes from west to east as well.
>>138121183
Moneys pretty useless to those around the kill zone if it does happen :^)
>>138102091
Eugene oregon got raining ash from Mt st Helen's so...
Just a light dusting for a period of time
>>138127559
kek
>>138101202
>Highly increased seismic activity over the last month, hundreds of small tremors reported
>Total eclipse passes over Yellowstone on August 21st, further inflaming seismic activity
>Florence, the largest NEO (Near Earth Object) ever recorded by NASA, will fly extremely close to Earth on September 1st
Come September 23rd, Yellowstone will blow.
>>138122581
my sides LOLOLOLOLOL