Meet the goblin who threw coffee on Alex Jones

>>138089054

doesnt look the same, need more proof before we can act.

>>138089054
>Nu-Music
In to the trash they go.

Anything with lyrics from this century is garbage and degenerate.

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>>138089222
They should have listened to the guy at the bottom of this screenshot.

>>138089304
>>138089054
nice find

>>138089304

so is it jake or jeff?

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>>138089536
One of the other commies in that thread says he works here and everyone should go buy him a beer.

>>138089222
/thread

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>>138089596
Looks like Jake Stratton is the barista in question.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/revenge-of-the-nerds/Content?oid=18530

http://archive.is/L1lrc

>>138089738
the thread is pretty short, try wiping the burger grease from your eyes lardass.

>>138089054
he was wearing some kind of tshirt with something written on it, maybe the name of his work place?

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>>138089738
You sure it's not him? Looks like the same pot bellied goblin to me.

http://www.cityartsonline.com/issues/seattle/2012/01/ringmaster

http://archive.is/HfffI

>>138089994
no question it's him, his friends recognised him and that guy in the front looks exactly like him but at perhaps a less pathetic juncture in his life and without the sorry excuse for a beard.

>>138090260
He's 47? Sad!

>>138090265

Now that we've found him. The question is, what will be done about it? Is this goblin freely allowed to go walking around Seattle throwing coffee in people's faces and laughing maniacally?

>>138089054
>metalfag edgelord that hates the haters and religion
what a fucking cliché

>>138089054
>from Seattle, Washington
Shit.......too close

Everyone can read more comments from Jake's friends over at the post made on Seattle's The Stranger's Facebook page.

>>138090486
>The question is, what will be done about it? I
le epic cyber warriors will send pizzas to his house xD

>>138090820

Nah, coffee pot to the dick.

>>138090820
We should also send porn over to his house. Loli hentai just to make sure the cops get him good.

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He calls himself The Professor.

What's the deal with this vampire pot bellied goblins? They're all into weird stuff man.

And stink... Smelling like sulfur.

>>138090954
You know that would just reinforce the idea that /pol/ is filled with creepy anime obsessed virgins right?

Do it.

>>138091181

Psychic vampires, man.

This is the low level one.

Shame Alex didn't stab him with a pocket knife. People really need to lash back against political attacks and make it stick for life.

>>138090050
Well it was a rasslin shirt in the Infowars video.

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>>138091181
could it be?

Why should this fat piece of shit goblin be allowed to get away with throwing coffee in a man's face?

>>138091785

He shouldn't, and it's potentially able to cause grievous bodily harm (hot). Hence why it's lucky Alex isn't a big fan of quickly striking back.

Alex should call po po on him.

what would you alt right pansies do if this were an actual terrorist?
sue him?
send porn to his house?
my god you guys are such impotent pussies

>>138089054
This is all theatrics. All of it. Antifa, Spencer, Damigo, the alt right, Trump. All actors for your amusement and to take your attention. Isn't it funny how nobody ever runs across shit like this irl? Ever. It's only on Twitter. And YouTube. And 4chan.

>>138093733
But if it was an actual terrorist then he would need to make his first terrorist attack before any of us attacks him

>>138094189
(((You)))

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>>138094307
Oh, you're being jewed, my friend. But not by me. Have a rare merchant.

He's a squat chubby little mystery meat troll. That's punishment enough. Pass his name on to Alex Jones so he can decide to press charges or not.

This kind of stunt will make him a local hero in Seattle. Which I'm sure is what he was going for.

>>138094531
Oh I get it someone's pulling the strings on all the forces it's just not you but a jew with way too much power in his hands.Thanks for the merchant, friend.

>>138089054
The whole action was probably staged though.

>>138089304
Whiever screencapped this failed to censor the most important part...

>>138089651
Beer is owned by the state, peon. Get in line! Just kidding....there's no beer.

Bumparino

this man is almost half way to 100, and he acted like that.

if it wasn't staged, which i kind of doubt seeing what kind of guy this jake is, then i wonder what kind of man he is.

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>>138094189

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>>138089304

much love anon!

>>138089054

Dudes I don't think that's Jake.

>>138090260
>>138096763
looks like him to me.

My dudes, I actually watched that video pretty intensely because I'm from Seattle and I want to DOX this faggot.

But I know Jake in real life. He's a promoter for weird wrestling and bar shows in Seattle. His face is different from the dude's in the video. It didn't look like him at all to me.

These gross greasy nu-male 4-eyes faggots all over Seattle. But I really don't think that was Jake.

I'll watch it again though and see if it strikes me as him. But on the first couple viewings, it didn't come across to me as Jake at all.

>>138089054
I dont know how you got to be so blind but thats no the same guy.

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>>138096763
>>138097014
you sure

both looks and sounds like him

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>>138097168
Same mole.

>>138097014
Hi Jake

>>138097014
hi jake, you scared?

Hes got arm tattoos, rewatch the stream and match them

Okay... on second viewing... it might be. I haven't seen Jake in a few years. But the hair is different from when I knew him and I don't remember him being that small or such a greasy faggot. ...I'm not positive but if you can find a pic of Jake with that haircut recently maybe.

I still don't think it's him. I don't remember him being such a gross greasy faggot.

Just wait if it is. All of Seattle are completely thirsty faggots. If is him, every faggot desperate for attention will start congratulating him on his social media.

I think I'm still FB friends with Jake, let me look.

>>138098335
Quit trying to derail it jake

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>>138089054
>McNulty

If Alex would have simply turned to the camera and said "Despite the negative press: Covfefe" it would have been the tipping point that flooded our side with support. We were that close.

>>138091181
We had one at work called Tony the Toilet cleaner.

He turned out to be a peado.

>>138097882
>>138097014
You really think that goblin can talk as coherently as anon here just did?

I don't know friends...

I'm not FB friends with him anymore and alot of the show involving had their pics nuked....... I deleted my FB awhile ago, so I don't know if this is a recent thing or what the story is...

Here's his pencil fighting league to find info on him

pg / WXPFL / photos

He does hang around the comedy/bar show scene in Seattle which are all insanely fucking socialist.

I don't want to point him out but he's definitely a suspect. I don't think its him because those goblin faggots are everywhere in Seattle but I can't rule it out either.

>>138099938

*a lot of the pics from his shows have been nuked

Sorry, writing to you on a cell phone.

>>138089994
>Sci-Fi "writer"
>Has no comeback other than "yer mum"
Shameful.

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>>138089651
that doesnt look like wrestling and no im not gonna look that up

>>138089054
I find it highly unlikely that a frontman in band and someone who MC's wrestling would clam up that hard like an autist in front a stupid lil live steam.

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>>138100637
He shouted out then litterally ran around a corner like some kind of imp. I'm pretty sure he didn't think Jones would square up to him. Also How tall is Alex? Would that make this guy south of 5'5?

It's him, I found more recent photos of him you guys already doxxed.

Sorry, /pol/ is always right. I just want to make sure since this is someone I know. But by all means, fuck this faggot up.

>>138101486
you tried.

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>>138097014
>>138097542
>http://alumnius.net/vincennes_university-10424-30
Jake Stratton
Greater Seattle Area
Announcer at Rat City Rollergirls
Broadcast Media

Skills:
Graphic Design, Copywriting, Screenwriting, Cartooning, Public Speaking, Collectibles, Antiques, Illustration, Editing, Logo Design, Photoshop, Creative Direction, Event Planning, Copy Editing

Education:
Vincennes University 1988 – 1990
Commercial Art, Art, Sociology

Experience:
WXPFL World Extreme Pencil Fighting League 2009 – Present
Grudge Rock 2008 – Present
Rat City Rollergirls 2004 – Present
BloodHag 1995 – 2010

>>138095298
Haha, I just seen that.

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>>138099218
This better be good McNulty

If it is Jake Stratton he's not a liberal.

Why do all Americans look so subhuman?