The New American Dream

Bitcoin is a better investment.

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ITT we summon kek so I win the jackpot.

>>138056447
Yup, got paid today, going on my lunch break to cash my paycheck and buy $500 worth. Wish me luck :^)

>>138056615
That's a big office pool, wish my coworkers were based.

>>138056615
Holy shit what a retard

I've got $3 left. Should I try or or get something from the pick 2 for $2 menu at mcdolands?

>>138056731
>implying I'll share with anyone
>implying I'm in a pool

>>138056615
For you anon

Objectively, if you won, is it better to take the lump some, or the yearly pay?

I'm thinking the yearly pay, because it lowers taxes right?

>>138056855
Spend your $3 on losing lottery tickets goy. You dont need food.

>>138056447
I have not bought a ticker but
If KEK wants me to have it I will.
Shadilay

>>138056987
Finance fag here. Take the lump sum and invest wisely. The returns you'll make will greatly outweigh the tax benefits of yearly payments.

If I get digits I'll get a ticket

>>138056679
>%500 worth
lmao you poor faggot
you know shiny pokemon are 1/8000 and it takes forever of trying
lottery ods are 1 in 292,201,338, good luck you mororn

>>138056447
Look, it's a voluntary tax on stupid people.

>>138057257
>>138057257
Finance fag how do I make money?

Paycheck to paycheck wageslaving kind of sucks

>>138057407
But I already have 3 shiny Gyarados and a shiny Pikachu.

>>138056987

Lump sum

If you take yearly payments you'll likely die in an auto accident or maybe "suicide".

>>138056987
Lump sum EVERY TIME. Illinois is failing to pay out their lottery winners because dem states have fake economies. Get your money from the lottery immediately, secure it in multiple places and formats, buy yourself a damn good shelter with hydroponics and generators, and then go back to normie life

>>138057630
this better be bait

How can europoors even compete?

>>138057257
Motorcycles guns and cocaine.

Made 100k in months with crypto, why worry about lotteries.

>>138056987
You should take the cash option. If shit hits the fan the lottery could cease payouts, like how illinois had to cancel the lotto because they are going bankrupt and spent the money.

What's the best way to stay off the public radar if you win so you don't have hundreds of charities and investors and long lost cousins coming out of the woodwork to harass you?

>>138057581
First you need to protect you money from the Jews. Cut spending on things that you can live without, i.e. cell phone, tv, internet. Try to save as much of your money as you can, use that money to invest in yourself by getting an education or learning a trade. Trade classes are very affordable at local colleges. Avoid getting plastic Jews, financing vehichles, and taking loans to go to school. At least half of what you earn should be yours to keep. Once you start making more money determine the bare minimum you need to live on, everything over that should be saved and invested. Good luck faggot, its really just a matter of self discipline and determination to get where you want to be. You won't become fabulously wealthy but you will have enough to live comfortably and have extra cash in case you ever need it.

>>138058388
Speak to no one. Immediately retain an attorney to set up a trust with you as the trustee. Claim the winnings through your trust, that will allow you to keep your name separte from the winnings. Cut ties with every shithead you know, change your name and move away.

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>>138056447
/pol/ should do an office pool.
If one of us wins, we become the new Jews and subvert politics in order to carry out our agendas.

>>138056987
Lump sum

>>138058861
Kek, that person would disappear.

>>138056615
>kek
>>>/the donald/

>>138056447
Its kinda funny how 535M = 340.1M

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>>138058060

>>138061104
Jewish math

>>138061104
535M is the annuity over 30 payments in 29 years. 340M is the lump sum

>>138056615
nice office pool

still doesnt help the chances of winning sognificantly, go back to work

>>138056987
Cash out everything, invest in a balanced and diverse portfolio. Fuck the tax cuts, it's a big risk because of this >>138057718 and this >>138057736

>>138056987
Everything. It is a common meme that you get more money out of yearly payouts but its not true.

First of all, there's inflation. Every year your leftover sum that is about to be paid reduces by about ~4% in value, compounding. Let's say that you take all of it in 20 years. 550mil in 20 years is 27.5mil per year withdrawn (without accounting for any taxes whatsoever). Just for that first year the remaining 522mil will lose a value equal to ~21mil from inflation alone, meaning that you took 27.5mil but your leftover sum shrunk by a total of 50mil, not 27.5m, because you aren't receiving any interests at all.

And then comes the fact that you can take the money directly and reinvest it into dividend stocks that will not only nullify the inflation but add a positive interest on it, but you might come into slight trouble due to the massive volume that such money is so you'll have to make a basket of a lot of dividend stocks. But if you do, and considering that those stocks rise as well, you'll be far FAR better by doing this than choosing yearly payment.