HAPPENING 2: CRUISE CONTROL

so, you got any sources or what?

OP is not a Fag, This is real

Gonna need a source there, famalam.

>>138056189
Bumping for info

>>138056189
WTF SOURCE

Once again:

>> Requests for Universal Blood Donors

... Is a rumor spreading on facebook, allegedly coming from people on board.

In addition, they're reporting that so many people volunteered they had to turn several away.

>>138056848
found this
the ship is returning to port for a medical emergency so that checks out

http://www.fox10tv.com/story/36166928/carnival-fantasy-cruise-ship-returning-to-port

>>138056189
Surprised the trucks of peace didn't think of this before desu

The Carnival Fantasy cruise ship that departed last night for the Caribbean is making a sudden return trip to the Port of Mobile for a medical emergency.

We are tracking the ship as it returns to the Port of Mobile on WKRG Facebook Live. City officials confirm the reason is a medical emergency aboard the ship.

On Friday morning, News 5 received phone calls that the Carnival Fantasy had abandoned it’s journey in the gulf to return to Mobile.

Carnival officials have confirmed that the Fantasy turned around, but did not give an official reason.

Mobile Fire-Rescue has been dispatched to the Alabama Cruise Terminal to assist when the ship docks.

The Fantasy had departed on Thursday night for a four-night western Caribbean cruise.

This is breaking news… more to follow…

Looks like someone got sick. It is quite common for people to die on the Cruise. They have a set place to store the bodies in the freezer.

The passenger does not have the insurance for Helicopter transfer to the Hospital.

So OP is a Fag

>>138057107
>City officials confirm the reason is a medical emergency aboard the ship.

They all have Ebola.

what the fuck is happening in this world anymore

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>>138057119
Why would they be needing blood donations if someone was just "sick"? Learn to read before you make yourself an ass, friendo.

>>138056189
they'd call in the coast guard if it was a real happening.

>>138057270
Newfag

As a result, de la Huerta said, the ship will be forced to miss a scheduled call in Cozumel, Mexico and the remainder of the voyage will be spent at sea.

So they are still planning to continue the trip after a massive on board stabbing. Go Fuck Yourself your ignorant Turd.

>>138056189

Is today some sort of strange muslim holiday? Why all of a sudden so many happenings?

>>138057250
Lets get this party started

What's the big deal? Some guy from Utah butchered his wife on an Alaska cruise just a few weeks ago.

>>138057784
Coast Guard will not do this. They would be doing it endlessly. If you want to get off at sea, it is your responsibility to pay for the Helicopter to come get you.

Muslims don't get enough welfare to go on a cruise, renting a van is their limit.

>>138058044
People are raped, thrown overboard , lost at sea, die, etc.

>Knife attack
>Not packing old fishing boat full of cheap explosive and ramming it into cruise liner instead
weak desu

>>138057024
thanks anon

>>138057865
Cover up! Like they would admit they have shit for security. Some moooslim crew member probably went on a rampage and carnival is protecting their wallets

>>138058308
there is source on everything except the cause of the emergency

http://www.fox10tv.com/story/36166928/carnival-fantasy-cruise-ship-returning-to-port

>>138057882
It's the Cabal's death rattle. Not sure what's going on on the ship but the rapid fire events is evil fighting for its life. It's too late

>>138056189
IT'S TRUE IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENING
I JUST SAW AN AMBULANCE FLY OVER MY HOUSE

>>138056189
3rd one today
>fucking Muslims

>>138058308
No Real news, OP is just a poor fag that has never been on a Cruise and does not know the procedures when someone needs medical attention

Stabby-Stabby!

Cruise ship would make a great target for terrorists. Pay some dockworker to load some guns onboard, then wait a day or so when you're far out to sea. Bunch of unarmed middle aged suburban normies waddling around in food comas. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

4 day cruises are the cheapest and probably easiest to get on

>>138058415
Carnival has good PR people in place. They do cover up the rapes, etc. (but the word still gets out) but they do not have the ability to cover up a mass killing

>>138057255
ITS HAPPENING

>>138057119
If someones sick they either treat them on board or send them off at the next port. If it's an emergency they can't handle the call the helicopter. Turning the whole ship around costs far more than the helicopter, unless they're super close to the port.

>>138058064
actually, we would. if it's too far out for a boarding team to reach in time, a HITRON would be sent out

Zombie outbreak?

they are dropping off at Alabama, then cruise continues, patient can't be airlifted.

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>>138056189

So I used to live in Mobile and while I admit I don't know how the cruise lines handle all this stuff, this is kind of a weird situation in my mind. There are a ton of lifeflight helicopters in the city, and more importantly there's a huge Coast Guard base in Mobile County and not 30 minutes away in Florida, you have the Pensacola Naval Air Station. A little further west, you've got a huge AF base in southern Mississippi...

All of that is to say that there are airborne rescue craft that could have made it out to the ship, with aerial refueling, and back to get someone who is in critical condition.

>>138059183
whats habbening

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SED VENIT HORA UT OMNIS QUI INTERFICIT VOS ARBITRETUR OBSEQUIUM SE PRAESTARE DEO

DHS helicopter and boat escorts into port

>>138058308

What it this CEO that was on air talking shit about trump on fnb a couple days ago, or was that royal Caribbean

Live stream is down.

http://www.cruisecams.co/cruise-line-web-cams/Carnival/Carnival-Fantasy

>>138058746
>clear out all the bodies
>sail to somalia to recruit pirates to run the ship
>ISIS now has a 500M battle yacht

>>138056189
>mass stabbing attack on board.
so a normal cruise ship voyage then?

>>138056189

Probably got Ebola onboard instead of the usual noro virus.

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>>138059208
>carnival
hahaha they thought the tnt belt was just a costume

>>138058746
After 9-11 The Coast Guard Helicopter would escort you in and out of port, but that has now stopped. There are rumors that Carnival and the other Cruise lines are paying ransom to stay safe, but who knows. The Cruise ships are easy targets. A recent cruise turned off all lights at night for 14 days to avoid being hijacked by Pirates.

>>138058477
>IT'S TRUE IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENING
>I JUST SAW AN AMBULANCE FLY OVER MY HOUSE

SkyKangz! SkyKangz! SkyKangz!

It'll be illness rather than an attack, calling it now.

>>138057250
E-E-EBOLA-CHAN?!?!?!?!

>>138059470
That would be a pretty terrible idea.

I have 6,000 sea hours and my 20ton Captainology degree.

This is not a drill. The security teams are deployed. The passengers are all calling for airlifts off the vessel and fleeing en masse. I have never seen an event like this before!

In all honesty though if it was a major stabbing spree they wouldn't just be returning to port, they would have the coast guard and navy descending upon them with the wrath of a thousand suns.

>>138056189
Not really fair to the passengers who are trying to enjoy the cruise.

>>138058746
I'm pretty sure there is fairly decent security teams in those ships, you would need at least 20 good men to hold the ship down.

And if you are lucky there will be a destroyer patrolling the seas close enough to respond.

>>138057882
You're just realizing now that Muslims constantly commit acts of Terror?

>>138058746
Cruises are very expensive and security is almost airport tier every time you board/unboard, so this is unlikely. Actually train security is way more lax in comparison but train riders tend to be more vigilant.

>>138057024
Probably OP is the stabber and we're getting info first hand. /pol/ always knows first

This is why you sail out of Canaveral, FL. You'll be at a place to catch a plane to medical attn. in hrs not days.

>>138057119
you have dumbfuck logic

so turning around an entire fucking cruise ship (gas, labor, ticket refunds, slip rent, tug boats,) would be cheaper than getting a helicopter?

>>138059810
20T...get on my level fag 100T cert. I captain a Monte Carlo MCY 86

>Live stream
http://wkrg.com/2017/08/18/breaking-carnival-fantasy-turning-back-to-mobile-reason-unknown/

No police escort can be seen though, /nothappening/

Terrific idea for an attack though, wonder what the death toll could be if it really happened

>>138056189
nothingburger. not happening.

>>138058044
Obviously it's a slightly different situation if it's an act of terrorism and not just some guy who's pissed off at his wife who won't stop whining about him going back down to the casino to gamble away their life savings.

>>138060068
Relax I was just memeing around.

>>138060069
When they zoomed out you could see the helo escort at about 200ft

Live feed just said there are multiple police units on scene

THey wouldnt turn a cruise ship around for one person being sick. They would just heliocopter the person out. It seems like somthing contagious is on board

I doubt its a stabbing because 2thousand plus people are on the cruise ship.

Unfortunately it seems like an outbreak or something serious that is contagious.

live stream:

http://wkrg.com/2017/08/18/breaking-carnival-fantasy-turning-back-to-mobile-reason-unknown/

>>138060068
>Monte Carlo MCY 86

So you are some rich asses' bitch?

>>138059030
There is a Doctor on board that primarily provides Psyc medicine to the crew. Some of the early ships did have a helicopter landing pad, but that has largely gone away. But no Helicopter will come get you without being paid upfront. Some policies require you to pay and then file a claim for reimbursement.

>>138056189
>> MEDICAL EMERGENCY
A Hawaiian cruise I went on had to turn back because a guy had a heart attack, ended up losing a day on the island because of it.

Shit like this happens, and no link so fuck you.

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>>138059884
Are you saying you are smarter than MERKEL, a WOMYN who has a real life PhD?
What kind of leaf are you supposed to be?

>>138060484
PS: it's probably fucking nothing.

>>138056189
i never understood why you would go on a cruise.
it's not a vacation. it's a floating prison.

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WHO DOESNT ENJOY A GOOD MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT

>>138060492
No actually I'm an owner operator. I charter for high end clients

>>138059219
On Virtually every single cruise someone is in critical condition, every couple of weeks someone dies on-board. People get cancer, they are dying and figure why not spend the money now rather than leave it to some ungrateful shit kid.

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>"There has been an outbreak of some kind," one passenger told WKRG, "they started biting people and we locked them in the pool room."

what the FUCK

>>138058123
They could be part of the crew.
Diversity hires, cheap labour, and all that.

>>138060556
Bull shit...

They would heliocopter the person off, they wouldnt turn around for one guy with a heartattack. Makes zero sense

>>138060825
That's awesome. Livin the dream, Capt'

>>138060825
All right, sweet. How are these high end clients? Any stories?

spread this shit

the media is doing everything they can to hide the daily islamic attacks.... they desperately need the charlottesville story to stick and that can't happen with their pet monsters running amuck and proving that we are 100% right

>>138060868
Are you memeing? I can't tell

>>138060494
Looks like mostly niggers. Maybe it was a chimpout on the sea.

>>138057255
This Chaos is normal, we just get it beamed straight into our phones now.

>>138061008
Rich snobby assholes, but they pay well

They nude swinger functions are pretty fun, but the clean up sucks

>>138056189

BREAKING NEWS:

NO SURVIVORS!

>>138056189
She didn't Titanic?
Why did that even make the news?

>>138060868
This is how zombie apocalypse begins

>>138056189
So is ISIS now going on cruises since they've pretty much lost their precious khalifate?

>>138057119
The USCG does helicopter rescues at sea and they don't bill you for it retard. If it's a medical emergency and they are returning either A. Someone who is important for operating the ship (captain, co-captain, 1st mate, navigator) is critical OR B. It's a case of a bunch of passengers being ill/injured and the ship has to evacuate multiple people.

I'm leaning on captain got food poisoning and new captain will board at port so the cruise line doesn't lose money.

>>138056189

>be Merkel

>welcome in 2 million+ savages

>this happens

PART AND PARCEL

>>138060911
That's the first thing everyone said, Why not helicopter him back? The crew gave some reason I can't recall.

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>OUTBREAK ONBOARD

THE FUCK?

>>138059810
This, The Coast Guard can not afford to come for every bullshit matter. However, if it was something news worthy they would come immediately in mass.
I had a person in the cabin next door die at sea. They moaned for three days. They left the balcony doors open so they could enjoy their final hours.

>>138061302
Haha really prolly gotta swab the POOP DECK after that one dontcha!

Patient's condition did not allow them to be airlifted

http://local15tv.com/news/local/medical-emergency-forces-carnival-cruise-ship-to-return-to-terminal-cruise-canceled

>>138056189
ALT RIGHT STABBING

>>138061822
> Great Vacations
> the TripAdvisor review

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>"At this time we cannot confirm the identity of the injured but the number is in the tens. At approximately 6:30am a cleaning crew noticed trails of blood coming from a cabin. Upon entry, the crew discovered three passengers with severe lacerations and bite marks."

Holy fuck is t really happening?

prob just a drunk belter

>>138061949
This report also says it's only one patient

http://weartv.com/news/local/carnival-cruise-ship-returning-to-terminal-after-medical-emergency

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>>138057255
Ultra-left liberals got into power and let in undesirables. Brown countries have always been like that but, until very recently, they were quarantined to their native lands.

Now the west feeds them, clothes them, gives them technology, and they give us their "culture".

FUCKING BRITNEY SPEAKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>138059219
That's what doesn't make sense to me. Why wouldn't they fly a passenger back to land? Those ships are slow as fuck. That's why this all seems like this is not what they claim it to be

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>"We heard lots of screaming, they told us to run and keep running," a passenger told us. "They have knives, just keep running."

what the FUCK

>>138061272
Mass Jordans on-stepping.

>Britney is inaudible

are (((they))) trying to shut her down ?

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>>138059688
You seem to know what you're talking about, you work for a cruise line? Tell some stories.
And so what about the rape? I thought rape was legal in maritime law?
I've never had any issues while boozing & cruising and doing wtf I want.

>>138058064
only time you would get a bill is for false distress. >>138059034
you fucking goon. HITRON isn't for medievac.
>>138059688
cruise ships still get escorts in and out of high traffic ports, just no air escort.
t. coast guard anon

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>>138056189

Interesting. Happenings all over the place. Also ironically quite a lot of cruise ships have built pretty close to today's Finnish happening site.

>>138062605
who said it's a medevac dickface?

>>138057255

it

>>138061746
It must be somthing contagious. Think of the money wasted to end the trip early.

THose big cruise ships are on a tight schedule, any hindrance and you are looking at 100s of thousands of dollars

>>138061679
We will have more information shortly. However for you I recommend to not make arrangements for emergency medical transport when you go on a cruise. You should rely on the Coast Guard to come get you if you get sick, doing this will help thin the herd of ignorant assholes like yourself.

Chances are this isn't a massive attack. The passengers would be posting to social media about it once they got close to shore and they got cell coverage. Twitter has nothing at the moment.

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>>138063164
Has she returned to us?

>>138062769
what exactly do you think a MH-68 is going to do for a medical emergency? there's no space for a ledet or DAS team if it's a happening on the boat, they could conceivably show up and spray the weather deck with a machine gun and then what? larp somewhere else navyfag

>>138062113
Best trip ever, when the person died the family went nuts. I told my family when I die I want them cry like that.

>>138059606

Ebolapalooza 2017! has it begun? good lineup this year

>>138063554
OS1 cgs seattle control room at jhoc command center. i do search and rescue and boarding team dispatch every day faggot

does anyone have any sources from twitter or facebook?

Cant find shit on twitter

For a critical medical emergency, they are taking their sweet damn time.

>>138063800
Brr that's some cold ass water

The ship is docked. We're waiting to see who/what comes off.

>>138063191
so you wouldnt helicopter the captain off and the new captain on?

lol you have never been on ships.

>>138057119
>The passenger does not have the insurance for Helicopter transfer to the Hospital.

So they declare a medical emergency. Turn the entire ship around, cancel the holidays of all the passengers and back to port? Riiighht

>>138063554
also, if it's a medical situation, they would send a fucking jayhawk, not a stingray.
idiot

>A cruise

Some old fart couple's bull went rogue. I bet he was american.

Passenger is probably DOA

>>138056189
>Carnival Fantasy
You realize this would have been on social media if it was an actual happening

This is probably 1 idiot with a contagious disease that makes you vomit blood

>>138057865
Just came back from my 1st carnival cruise was on the dream ship. People in Conzumel try to sell you dirt weed.

Also people from the south are nice. Left from Louisiana, even the blacks act differently than the ones from Los Angeles.

>>138062578
I will tell you some rape stories if you like. The Disney Cruise is the worse or best depending on your point of view. The 30 to 40 year old crew members have it down to a science on how to get 14 to 16 year old girls drunk and fucked.

Its some fat bitch...lol

The article states
>the passengers condition prevented helicopter transport

what condition prevents someone from being on a helicopter? I know when you fly in a plane, you get pressurized and that affects the body but a helicopter? A helicopter can fly 100 ft off the ground?

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sum fat bitch confirmed.

we have confirmation: sum fat bitch

>>138064428
Do tell...

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>>138063800
OS.. imagine my fucking surprise. exactly how many kitted out operators can you pack on a 68 or for that matter even a 65? and what is the bag limit for flight time with average weight of team member in gear @240 lbs? nice one.
t. MEC fag

>>138064522
Too fat for a help...lol

>>138064522
Could have had a broken neck or something that prevented rugged movement.

>Americlaps

>>138064522
yup confirmed woman too large for helicopter to lift.

>>138058418
Because its literally fucking nothing

>>138056189
I was on a royal Caribbean Cruise and a waiter stabbed another waiter and jumped off the boat it was cool
They turned the boat around and asked the passengers to look for the guy and we found him and picked him up
Then they cruise line dropped him off at the next port with police waiting for him

>>138064731
ehh.. cant they just splint and put the neck guard on?

Someone said too fat.. maybe thats possible but theyd have to be huge

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>>138056189
holy shit my aunt is on there, the first time she wasn't on the Disney one that floats next to it.

>>138064374
if a person is vomiting measurable amount of blood he is mostly lost at sea

OP here.
I am a fag.
Sorry everyone.
Thought we had a legit sea-meme machine.

Carry on.

>>138064428
Keep going

>>138064706
>he thinks they'd all be evac'd at once

>>138057119

Yes turning around a full cruiseship is much cheaper than sending a chopper..

Please kill yourself you fucking inbred retard ffs...

>>138062605
Moron, you do know this ship returned to port right, No coast guard helicopter went out. The Coast Guard will work for free, but you will get what you pay for and what they are able to provide given their budgetary constraints.

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>>138057119
>it is quite common for people to die on the Cruise

>>138057882

they are setting the stage for september the 23rd

>>138065255
>she thinks this is a happening and there hasn't been a bravo team called up

>>138065709
Uhmm it does happen. Especially Holland America cruises were the avg age is 80

I've been on that ship. It's the oldest one in carnival's fleet and really isn't that great in comparison to other ships out there. It would suck to die on that ship.

>>138065202
OP it was a worthy effort, no shame

>>138065384
It amazes me how stupid you are, you do know there was a live stream that showed exactly how the matter was handled. Libtards are pathetic, it is truly a disease.

>>138060718
Some people crave structure. I think these are the same people who think they would drop dead if they no longer had to work.

>>138062422
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.

>>138059879
>20 good men

The Somalians are attacking these ships and their tactics are medieval tier zerg rush on the humans. Some good 20 men can do.

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>>138056189
It has begun. Soros you absolute madman.

My business partner is on the cruise for a bachelor party. He woke up this morning to calls for blood donations of his blood type, however he was really hungover and went back to sleep. As of now, people can either leave the cruise and get a full refund or stay and get 50% this trip and 50% another trip. He said him and his buddies are going to stay and have a good time. He also said that there were a ton of blacks on the cruise but the majority of them are asking for the full refund. Other than that, he said everything is fine. As of now, we have more information than the people on the cruise do.

They don't just come back to port for any old reason.
Sounds fishy.

>>138057255

it's the endless cycle of chaos and order, it's been happening forever

>>138066945
Oh shit! I'm part spic. Am I going to die now?

>>138057009
I'm O negative. I donated blood one time and every organization on the damn planet was calling me like fucking vampires.

>>138066387
Older ships can work. I just got from one that most decks smelled like piss, smoke and vomit and had a great time.
First Get a Balcony cheap, only leave the Balcony for food and drink
Second first day of cruise pay the maitre d' 20 to 40 dollars to get a table for 2

>>138067521
What did they need the blood for, do you know?

>>138056189
>a mass stabbing attack on board.
It's not really surprising that the champagne socialists would bring a refugee with them as a means of virtue signaling even further.

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>>138057119
>>does not have the insurance for Helicopter transfer to the Hospital
Consumer level logic, everyone.

>>138056189
What a fucking shitty position to be in. Fucking trapped on board with an akbar. I hope they threw the piece of shit overboard, sleep with the sharks motherfucker.

>>138068148
I do not. It seems they were asking for only one blood type so it is likely only one person was sick.

>>138056189
>He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
>He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
>He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
>He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
>He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
>He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
>He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.

>>138060529
I'm willing to bet all large cruise ships have a helicopter landing area. It might not be obvious, it will probably double up as a seating area that will have to be cleared in an emergency.

Also I bet the primary thing cruise doctors do for the crew is hand out STD medicine.

>>138056189
If that's the case, unfortunately it didn't go down on The Rebel's cruise trip coming up

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>>138059773
BRING BACK EBOLA-CHAN

>>138064405
>Also people from the south are nice. Left from Louisiana, even the blacks act differently than the ones from Los Angeles.

Can confirm. Southern, rural blacks can be bro-tier, even if they're dumb as rocks. They tend to be hard working, hold traditional values, etc. They're a dying breed, though, as more and more of them move to the cities in search of work and end up getting subsumed by the nigger hoodrat culture.

I'd be fine sacrificing part/all of Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia to let them have their own shot of an ethnostate if it meant it would rid the rest of the country of its nigger problem.

>>138064710
Christ, imagine being so fat that a literal cruise ship has to be turned around to get you back on land.

What is all this about?

>>138068450
Thanks for the reply, It always amazes me how you can get real time information on new events from this board

Thanks again

>>138059470
>ISIS now has a 500M battle yacht
More like a half billion dollar target for the navy.

>>138068509
Landing a helicopter is one of the most dangerous things one can do on a cruise ship.
A cruise ship captain will only allow it to happen in the most dire of medical emergencies.

Railings, cables, and antennas must be removed, and all ship's fire teams must be in place with fire hoses pressurized and high pressure foam extinguishers ready to go.

Extremely unpredictable updrafts, down drafts, and wind shears are swirling around the helipad. The deck can be moving up and down several meters every few seconds. The helicopter's blades are spinning just a few meters from the ship's superstructure. Static electricity from the helicopter discharges when the first contact is made. That discharge can kill a human.

The slightest error could result in catastrophic damage to the ship, and death/injury to crew and passengers.

No cruise line would take that chance - unless there was no other option.

>>138061679
>food poisoning
>blood donations

hmmm...

>>138060718
Did it once, it was terrible. I didn't know what to do with myself.

Fat bitch probably ate her own hand at a midnight crab leg buffet

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>>138059321
wow, you sound smart anon

whats it mean?

>>138059437
no shit retard the website doesn't even exist anymore

>>138059470
I would give it two weeks before it wasn't seaworthy anymore

>>138069842
You have to go with someone, really,really hot. Or go on a singles cruise, etc. Try and find out what group will be on board. Do not go by yourself thinking you will meet someone. Take a Wingman etc.

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>>138059321
is this written in Jatin?

>>138067879
Shit, I'm A pos and they do that shit ...and I'm pretty sure they sell it off like jews, and at a premium because shelf life.

>cruising on a 27 year old ship

That's why the old Fantasy-class come out of redneck ports.

>>138060484
this isn't live, nigger

>>138060443
>THey wouldnt turn a cruise ship around for one person being sick. They would just heliocopter the person out
seems reasonable, but I only see only one victim disembarked, and why weren't the passengers notified they were turning round?

something strange

but they were near mexico - cartels?

>>138061746
>The crew gave some reason I can't recall.
wow, well that's cleared up then, thanks for your insight anon

>>138070699
You don't want a bunch of niggers trashing your brand new billion dollar boat do you?

>>138059688
Just sailed on Carnival out of Jacksonville FL. We had two Coast Guard ships take us out of port. Fun cruise, no stabbings to speak of.

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>>138069603

Bullshit. I've been on two different cruises that medi-vacs have happened via helicopter. Once from a Norwegian cruise out of Miami and the other was on the Carnival Dream out of New Orleans. It is routine.

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>>138060868
this sounds like bullshit, but I believe it

>>138071387
I wish it were true, maybe zombies can help us unfuck this world or at least kill off all the retarded normies.

>>138064428
tell story please

>>138061679
>a bunch of passengers being ill/injured and the ship has to evacuate multiple people
the posted vid only shows one victim being offloaded

>I'm leaning on captain got food poisoning and new captain will board at port so the cruise line doesn't lose money.
why not copter out the new captain? they are giving 50% refunds PLUS 50% off another cruise, that's some serious dollerydoos

>>138060868
Rabies?

>>138057255
The prophecy is coming to pass, don't get the mark when the time comes.

Oh fuck. It's coming to port in Mobile. I'm am hour away from there. Shit skin zombies better not come south once they hit mob town.

>>138056189
Mashallah today was a good day.

>>138056787

When is your statehood Juan?

Wow
https://mobile.twitter.com/dmarble1

People plz troll this nigger via Twitter. He can't block us all. He needs to be put in his place.

>>138071280
I thought the Coast Guard escorts had stopped. And they were going back to using harbor pilots. I just left 3 weeks ago from Miami and Coast Guard was docked . Thanks for the information

>>138067676

So am I bro, JUST-

>>138072163
why?
it's just some random flat earth nignog

Anyone remember the anon who warned us to be on the lookout for stories of people exhibiting superhuman strength and acting crazy like they're on bath salts or zombies?

>>138071321
Try again, so something that is extremely rare you saw twice. So you saw them taking down all the antennas, preparing the deck, etc etc. and picking some one up from a ship that is going up and down. I believe you

You are truly a bad luck charm

>>138063316
They would be posting in real time friend. I just did a Carnival cruise, you get purchase the "social" internet access for like $12 a day or something super cheap. It gets you stuff like Snapchat and Instagram, not much else.

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>>138056748
OP is always a fag

>>138071809
They make very little on the Cruise ticket, they constantly upsale

>>138072755
Checked. And yes. I do. I remember that anon had a news story about a baby casket filled with human organs. He mentioned that guy on the plane they hit with champagne bottles.

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>me last night

Have I acquired prophetic powers /pol?

>>137973230

>>138066820
>nazi larper
bwahahaha, look at the retard who doesn't know what words mean

>>138073040
You wouldn't be first here I've heard mention the idea. I'm surprised there haven't been attacks coordinated on events with lots of fireworks by now.

>>138057119

Heli rescue is like 20 grand. Cruise ship costs like 20 grand an hour. Cruise company would pay.

Also, Coast Guard doesn't charge you for rescue unless you were making a hoax.

>>138071980
You better get to the port with a rifle and protect the nation

>>138072867
can't upsale if you aren't croozin

>>138057882
(((they))) are stirring up shit to try to desperately distract people from the fact that Awan was indicted and the DNC's portion of the Swamp is about to be drained.

>>138060569
Oh Norse, i love you. At first i even thought this girl was a meme of trudeau

>>138072773
http://www.cruiselawnews.com/tags/medevac/
Stop spouting bullshit.
Yes cruise lines don't want to have the inconvenience of landing a helicopter, but it is not a 1 in a million occurrence.

>>138072867
>>138073831

They get you in the casino and booze prices

>>138064080

Yeah, they're returning because there is going to be a police investigation. A major crime has happened.

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>>138059470
>assuming the terrorists aren't Somalian

>>138073831
Drinking, Artwork, Gambling, as soon as they get far enough from port. Bar Tabs can be $1000

They know how to make a buck, trust me.

>>138072248
Maybe it is different based on the port. We had two cool little CG escorts. Fun to watch because occasionally a dolphin would jump through their wake.

>>138072755
Yeah, NRGISETERNAL or something like that. He was wrong and full of shit.

>>138073991
maybe, but 50% refunds are surely to be avoided when possible

>>138074196
ok, you sound trustworthy, pls don't betray me, I have trust issues bro

>>138074196
Spend enough at the bar and they remember you! I've been on several "free" cruises...lol

>>138073478
Yeah we should be "happy" that most of these terrorist have the brain the size of a pea. So many extremely vulnerable places are not targeted. The 2015 Paris attacks were a exception of course.

Wasn't this the plot of like 3 Resident Evil games?
Release virus on a cruise ship
???
Profit.

>>138074557
Or the casino. Have family that cruise twice a year, usually on Carnival. At least one of the trips is usually free.

>>138074590
and a clive cussler book

>>138057091
A wild Challenger appears out of fucking nowhere!

>>138073532
Cost to rebuild ship 350 to 750 million
Cost to pay damages to dead passengers from Helicopter attempting to land on moving ship and fucking it up 1 billion plus
Seeing the dumb ass look on your face, priceless.

Carnvial has been in business for a while, they ran the numbers and this was the best and cheapest way to handle it.

And, if it had never hit the news they probably would have paid nothing. Another anon, reported the same thing happened to him and he got nothing.

a cruise ship was hijacked back during the reagan administration. nobody remembers that?

>>138074240
Did you get the escorts that have the cool machine gun on the bow?

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I LIVE NEAR THE COAST AND I JUST STARTED HEARING CRUISE SHIP SINKING SOUNDS

IT'S HAPPENING

Do these ships have armed security in anyway?
It'd be a fucking blood bath if they were to unleash a few snack bar fanatics on a cruise ship. Either jump the X-amount of stories to your death or be hacked up to the rhythm of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>138075247
Yes! I don't know why but it was really cool to see that. Those dudes meant business if need be. They basically just took us out until we cleared some huge bridge in Jacksonville and then left us.

Guys I have a carnival cruise in 2 weeks. Wat do

>>138074454
They are only talking about the cruise ticket, not the tip etc. To get people on a older boats they have to keep the ticket price low, the key is to get people to keep coming back to the older ships. Also, they had the ticket price inflated for the summer season, so they had room to discount.

>>138075372
omg I just saw 2 cruise ships flying over my house

IT'S HAPPENING

>>138074578
Depends, how much are they getting paid to stay away from the ships

>>138060868
big if true

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>>138060868
We RE now bois.

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>>138075463
Νο.It's forbiden by the IMO.Only when the ship is crossing HRA like the indean ocean is allowed to carry firearms

t. ex maritime operative

>>138075632
Hope you got the insurance...

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>>138075192

I do. The Achille Lauro. They shot a Jewish/American passenger and then dumped his body plus his wheelchair overboard. His name was Leon Klinghoffer.

>>138076122
Check'd for the literal mince meat passengers in the future I guess. Or it could be whats happening right now. Either way.

>>138075005
>implying its hard to land a helicopter

>>138075632

Why in the world would you choose Carnival if you want to go on a cruise? Carnival is like the retard of cruise liners. There is a reason they are so cheap famalam.

>>138075632
Do you want a table for 2, always remember to tip

Check and see if the ships is fully booked, start asking the workers at embarkation. When you get on board offer the hotel manager 40 bucks for an upgrade. I have paid for a single cabin with bunks and ended up in a suite with a bathtub

It is just like going to Las Vegas

>>138066027
They don't turn around, though. They stuff the body into the on-board morgue and offload it with family in the next port of call.

>>138060868
mfw zombie apocalypse
throw them overboard

>>138076364
Yep. And more than likely he was still alive when he hit the water

>>138076586
>implying you have a functioning brain stem

>>138056189

Have to hand it to them they are pretty inventive.
Doing it on a cruise ship is some next level shit. Only a few poorly armed guards are on these.

>>138076794
Too bad for the sharks having to eat Kosher.

>>138076674
This

The used to show this, and may still do, on a tour for travel agents and VIPs

>>138071881
Unironically this

>>138057091
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achille_Lauro_hijacking

>>138076403
more likely would be a human bioweapon (a terrorist infected with some highly contagious disease) i think. a sealed environment with lots of people in close proximity like a ship is a perfect target for a biological agent. remember, these things aren't very clean in the first place. norovirus, hepatits and mono aren't uncommon on cruises.

>>138071881
Lord Jesus, this. Please don't give up...

its THE SEABORNE ZOMBIE RABIES
we must prevent this ship from landing, at all costs. Shove them away again with a big stick until the last white mouth froth has ran dry. Then nuke it to make sure.

>>138077726
Would be kinda comfy desu.

>>138077474
It will be fire, they may hold hostages for awhile to build drama and interest.

What you need to start the fire is easily found on board ship

>>138064571

Cruise called on account of morbidly obese black woman.

>>138079359
Are you surprised famalam? Niggers fuck up everything they touch...

He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn

>>138060569
That is Castro son senpai.

>>138079904
Just heard Bannon out, I am surprised
I can see Trump firing people left and right until something happens, bad or good

>>138080183
Well Bannon now has time to take a Cruise

>>138079654
I skipper an 86 foot yacht out of Florida. Never again will I charter for niggers. They steal and don't tip the crew.

>>138056189
ship left thursday night
>within helicopter range half a day away?

if it's an emergency for a single person they wouldn't return the ship
source: my parents had a person picked up with the helicopter on their last cruise

>>138080445
As the Anon SeaFag expert, have you ever scene a Helicopter land on a Cruise Ship?

>>138080765
I know it's possible under ideal conditions, but I don't have hand knowledge of it happening.

>>138080765
They would most likely use a basket. The new super ships have limited deck space

>>138081287
Doesn't it depend on whether the vessel has a dedicated helipad?

>>138081550
Clearances from the super structure as far as I know are the most important factor. Hence the use of a lift basket

>>138081550
My vessel however will not support the weight of a helo

>>138081950
As many Anons that have cruised, it seems to me there has to be someone that has scene a basket lowered to a cruise ship for a pickup. Seems like someone at least would post the video to YouTube.

Here is one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jkYMAULJY

>>138056189
who the fuck would paymoney to go one of these?

They were checking for Ebola

Here is one from 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb3flG43XwA

Helicopter pickup from this ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb-xMjKb03U

>>138081491
It looks like the just dropped a line for pickup

Voyager of the Seas - Medevac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1oKCGzDbp0

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>>138073040
>>138073478
>yfw isis lurks /pol/ for new ideas