Eclipse

Just tell them Trump is warning people not to look at the eclipse. I'm sure CNN will find some pundit to condemn him for being anti science.

>trump gives health warning not to look at the eclipse without the jewgoggles
>libshits don't use the jewgoggles and burn their eyes out
>jews don't make money

win win

>>138053723
Im sure we can fool the lefties into looking at it. For God's sake we've tricked people into microwaving their damn iphones.

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We Meme the
> "Kangz possess superhuman powers and can tolerate the sun because black skin and melanin and our ancestor Kangz stared at the sun all day long to learn ancient secrets and sheeiiiit"

Blind dindus and beta liberals all year long...

Or we can trick them into making faulty makeshift sunglasses.

>>138054535
This might work, all they would need is cardstock and foil, cut out glasses from the card stock, make lenses from foil and poke a hole into the center of the foil large enough to see out of. Voila! make shift sun viewers!

>>138055296
This can be the next great trick of /pol/ if we can all band together

I can already see the headlines

Time to make the info graphs boys!

>>138053526
Lol Libcucks are already blind cucks

>>138054535
>>138055296
>>138056102
Just needs some #draftourdaughters level of memes to spread around