What is the official centrist solution to the trolley problem?
Automation.
Put the lever in the middle and go between the train tracks.
>>138044397
There are more than two solutions to most problems, anon
>>138044397
Board the trolley and manually stop it or derail it completely.
>>138044397
Hit the brakes.
>>138044531
Spbp
>>138044397
do nothing
Jump in front of the train so you don't have to take a side.
let things happen as nature intended
As a kantian I can't pull the lever as it is murder...
>>138044397
Multitack drifting
>>138044397
kill the most liberals
leave it idling
problem solved!
>>138044397
stop trying to force the trolley to go down the path you want it to go down, it should be able to make its own choice
?
>>138045435
NOW we have a dilemma.
>>138044397
Don't do anything at all and hope that the problem will eventually disappear on its own.
??
>>138045498
>>138045435
well, shit
Do whatever you feel like the justify it retroactively
>>138044397
Let the invisible hand of the free marketâ„¢ decide the trolley's fate.
>>138045493
A universe exists where each choice is selected. Choose whichever existence you prefer.
>>138045435
is the white guy a liberal?
>>138045498
>being this autistic
you say sah-GAY to yourself when you type it
>>138044397
the centrist stands on the sidelines and criticises the person no matter what they do, and claims they would have found a better solution which they will either not share or which would involve precognition or a time machine
>>138045435
damn...
>>138045498
Roll the dice
>>138045435
MULTI
TRACK
DRIFTING
>>138044517
FPBP
>>138044397
jump in the trolley
>>138044397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPYoAMvWaRU
>>138045667
This is the only correct answer since this is how humans work as confirmed by experiments. In some real life version of this problem you would respond to the situation fast and automatically based on your intuition that's been trained over your life. You wouldn't spend the time philosophizing about what the ideal choice would be while the trolley kills everyone.
>>138045944
DEJA VU
>>138045570
GAY
>>138045435
Hit the one white person and the three blacks. His sacrifice will be remembered
>>138044397
>>138045435
If you're fast with the switch you can make it ride both tracks
>>138045498
I'll risk anything for a chance at a cruel angel's thesis
>>138046337
this is wrong
blacks can shit out dozens of babies a year
whites are like elephants or eagles, only a few offspring in their lifetime
>>138045498
ANIME SONG ALL DA WAY
>>138045435
It's statistically likely that the white guy is a leftist or politically ignorant anyway. Do nothing.
>>138045114
This
>>138045498
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME...
>>138046702
The official centrist position is that black lives matter but less than white lives.
>>138044913
This.
Instead of letting this guy or that guy die, just kill yourself with the trolley. Probably the most centrist solution to the problem.
What will it be /pol/?
>>138047994
Trump
>>138047994
>tfw no gf
>tfw mother died in car accident
>would still choose trump anyways
>>138047994
Why not both?
>>138044397
putting breaks on the trolly
>>138047994
>implying Trump's fat ass wouldn't derail the train and flip over on my gf and mom
>>138047994
>Trump dies
>Mike 'AC/DC for LGBT' Pence takes over
Easy decision.
>>138044397
Run down niggers with it.
>>138047994
Trump
>>138044397
I'm not a centrist. I'm a bit of a Nazi.
A mild Nazi says.....
Direct the train towards the one person. Then run over and move him out of the way.
The man at the switch is very close to him.
Easy.
>>138045435
Sorry fellow white man, but those four niggers gotta go...
>>138044397
There need not be perfect solution, and each should act as they see fit. Panic situation calls for actions and those actions if done with good intent should not be punished.
Do nothing
>>138044397
inaction
>>138045435
Oh fuck man .... Daaaaaaaamn you crazy bastard
>>138048069
nigger your mum you mean you fucking muzzie bastard
>>138049120
what?
>>138044397
Derail the trolley.
>>138044397
Let me do it.
Assuming those are all random people, that I do not know and I have no knowledge about them at all.
The only solution is to sacrifice one to save many.
There is no dilemma with this one really.
>>138047994
I didn't imagine having Pence as VP would have so many upsides
>>138044397
move the guy on the top track to the bottom and let the train keep going straight
>>138049479
but there are too many people in the world. global warming is killing mother earth.
>>138050638
Did you just assume earth's gender you shitlord??
>>138050638
Nope, according to the data there might be too many black people but it will probably be fine.
>>138045733
He's hanging out with niggers, so imma say yes.
>>138045435
Do nothing. We must be willing to make sacrifices for the greater good.
>>138047994
My mother and girlfriend unless they are on private property and driving the train that way violates the NAP.
>>138044397
Run over four of the five and claim the rails are now equal.
>>138044397
"It was just a prank bro"
>>138045831
best answer
>>138045831
no the centerist puts breaks on the trolly as a solution.
>>138045498
>You cannot kill yourself
That implies I do not have the option to voluntarily induce my own death. This means I cannot die in general. Lacking the ability to die in even the slightest aspect means that I am somewhat immortal.
Fuck this I am gonna go do immortal shit like jack off on the freeway