POSSIBLE HABBENING

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Also, apparently it's two different scenes very close to each other, possibly multiple attackers.

> people stabbed
Isn't that like a national pastime for you guys?

>>138040907
No, we do it only with our friends, not to random people on the street.

>>138040626
>finns stabbing each other

Yeah, nah it isn't a happening.

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>>138040626
FUGG.

>>138040907
Stabbing random people in public place on afternoon isn't our national kind of stabbing. That smells like multicultural kind of enrichment stabbing.

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media reporting
>at least 1 dead
>multiple people stabbed around the scene

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Seem pretty real.

https://twitter.com/L_S_poliisi/status/898539386173878273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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>>138041765
translated:
>Multiple people stabbed in downtown Turku
>People asked to stay away from downtown

Holy shit i was just 15 min ago in kauppatori

>>138040626
Another Charlottesville inspired terror attack.

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>>138040626

>>138042018
kek. Those pesky right-wing extremists.

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https://twitter.com/L_S_poliisi/status/898541754646921216
>at least one perpetrator/suspect shot in lower body and in police custody

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>>138042228
https://twitter.com/L_S_poliisi/status/898543037940465665

Police tweets in english as well.

>>138042636
apprehendee??

dont they have basic spell check

SHIA WE WON'T TAKE IT, JUST DROP THE KNIFE AND SURRENDER

Anyone have that picture of a Finnish girl who's holding a knife and alcohol?

>>138042937

Their Finnish and Swedish tweets also have plenty of typos.

>>138040626
>>138040749
>>138041040
>>138040907
>>138041099
>>138041548
>>138041380
>>138041765
>>138041958
My buddy saw it all, the guy shouted alla akbar

you guys IM SCARED ;___;

Suspect is Sami Haidelainen

Religion of peace'd?

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>>138042636
Ghost of Michael Jackson is tweeting out.

HEE HEE

>>138043170
I can corroborate that, my buddy works at Nintendo

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Tämähän on meille vain rikkautta, ei mulla muuta :DD

>>138043170
>>138043284
Can confirm. He went to my highschool.

>>138042937
Our police are a bit slow

>A city named Turku is filled with shitskins

>>138040626
>Turku
>Turk
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this blade

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>>138040626

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>>138043481
It's real name is Åbo and is Swedish rightful clay

>>138043412
My dad went to Bullshit City

>>138042937
We're talking about the people who invented Spurdo spärde

>>138043761
kekked, the Dutch truly are known for their subtlety

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>>138043727

fuck off filthy sven! you are a useless filthy retard and all swedes must fucking hang! you will never have Turku, you swarthy mongrel cunt bastard!!!

https://es.fi/an/hajv3661/VID-20170818-WA0013.mp4

Religion of peace we told u, fucking fachist

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PICTURE OF THE SUSPECT

For Kek's sake. Is it Ramadan yet?

>>138044024
Nah he did. He baked shitcakes and all for good grades.
One time he told the story of having to chisle sign language into a fossilised turd with a spatula and someone wrote his dad worked for Nintendo.
The fuck graduated cum laude thanks to that. Teachers thought it was an ancient Sumerian chapter of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

>>138044065
two nignogs yelling at eachother :)

>>138043194
>>138043229
>>138043421
>>138043429
I love you Nordic Bros, can we please get Denmark in this thread? /Comfy/ Nordic Thread when?!

>>138040626
>Turku, Finland
Are you memeing?

>>138044246
No ramadan is over dude.
I hope it could be ramadan every month, coz they stay at home all fucking day and dont piss off civilized people. And the whole night they eat.

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hardly a happening, janne, this is hverdagskost for you guys~

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not finland

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>>138044065
Now look here you half-bred chocolate-maker, Binland would be a vast, empty forrest had it not been for us. We gave the knife-wielding drunkards civilization. What did you ever do for Pekka?

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>>138044475
sensible chuckle

gas the mudslimes race war now

>>138044626
Tell 'em Sven!

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>>138043276
>>138043421

Common knowledge is that the reason why police patrols have two officers is the fact that only one of them can read, the other knows how to write. Motorcycle cops really makes you wonder how they deal with stuff, one thing is certain, they are kinda psychos. Video related, skip to 8:40.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=922_1485437350

>>138044213
Is this an obscure Finnish meme

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>>138044626

>civilization

finns were never meant to be civilized. they are a noble race of forest-wanderers, of hunters, reindeer herders, fishermen, lumberjacks, singing the kalevala around bonfires, going to the sauna, brewing koskenkorva.

they were pure. you were always the effeminate, "civilized", degenerate progressive svens. you always were and always will be weak cucked losers.

>>138040626
Just a regular day in europe.
im gonna listen to some goatmoon in eager anticipation for the next chapter of the finish-german friendship

>>138045084
He would have gotten away with his obscurity if you didn't give him a (you)
Now he's caught
Press S for spaghetti spurdo

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It's about time, now I really feel like living in Europe!

>>138045113
Thanks Belgium

>>138044929
>Common knowledge is that the reason why police patrols have two officers is the fact that only one of them can read, the other knows how to write
hey we have that joke too :D

>>138045113
Don't romanticise these leisurely forest monkeys, you don't know what you're talking about Pierre-Hans.

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>>138043727
>abo

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>>138045920
Hehe Yeah I'm surprised nobody made the connection yet. Previous Swedish clay, named the city Åbo..

>>138045920
Jesus Christ this is ugly as fuck

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>>138040626
Fugging hell race war now. Kill all Niggers you can find

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keep me posted

>>138041765
they also tweet in english

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not fucking finland. leave our white havens alone ffs.

KILL KEBAB

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>>138043396
I see him occasionally at my gym in Helsinki, wat do?

>>138045660
>hey we have that joke too :D

I'm pretty sure that most countries have that same joke.

>>138045920
Her hands literally hang below her knees like an ape

>>138046889
barbell to windpipe

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>>138047431

This. That traitor deserves to die.

Turku is a completely 100 % original Finnish word and means market square. The Swedes who are a bunch of thieves stole that word from us and it is now in their language torg but we took it back again and call it tori which means the same as turku.

>>138046926
Offer to spot him and then drop the weight on his neck.

MV kerännyt silminnäkijöiden lausuntoja:
“Toimittaja saanut kauppatorilla nuorilta silminnäkijöiltä tiedon, että torille tullut noin 5 maahanmuuttajataustaista ja alkaneet toimia. Sitten menneet ilmeisesti Puutorille hieman etäämmällä. Siellä on ammuttu. Poliisi ilmeisesti kans yhtä terroristia. Mutta myös ihmisiä on ollut maassa.”

“Torilla torimyyjä sanonut toimittajalle, että miehellä ollut ISO puukko tms.”

“Mies huutanut jotain ja alkanut heilumaan puukon kans. Yksi kuollut, ainakin. Paljon haavoitettuja, viety sairaalan.”

“Vittu, me kansallismieliset tiesimme, että tämä tulee eteen. Kaupunhallituksen Orpo ja muut vain nauroivat, että pitää auttaa. Ja jos sattuu jotain, niin sitten toimitaan sen tilanteen mukaan. Helvetti. Jos nyt kansalaiset jättää tämän huomioimatta, niin on kyllä kumma.”

“Turussa on ollut eilen ja tänään Suomen somalien iso kokous. Siellä on tullut myös negatiivistä tietoa niiden työllistymisestä ja muusta. Olisiko somput lähteneet. Kunnia mennyt. Siis mun spekilointia. Tekijät eivät sielä ole itselleni siis tiedossa, vain että ovat maahanmuuttajataustaisia.”

“Nyt kun on oikeasti tapahtunut ja omassa kaupungissa sattinut, niin oikeasti voin vakuuttaa, ei voi olla antamatta pelolle valtaa. Vittu.
Koirat. Kuinka ne saa ulkoilutettua?”

>>138049977
yes mongol, it would be nice if you translated

>>138050054
Witnesses report
-5 immigrants attacked people in a market square then went to another square where the police shot one terrorist, people lying in the ground
-A man was carrying a BIG puukko
-A man shouted something and started puukkoing. One dead, many wounded, taken to hospital
-Whining about a politician
-Yesterday and today somalis had a big meeting in Turku
-I'm afraid who will take the dogs for a walk??