Uh, guys...?

this is the laziest journalism i have ever seen

>>137993121
HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER?

>>137993121
o fuck nigga blumfp is done

Makes sense. The majority of the country voted for Trump.

>>137993121
The absurdly high IQ people who voted for Hillary are all concentrated in a handful of cities, so any random like that goes through America will be overwhelmingly red.

>>137993121
GURDLE BURP IS FINISH

This means Trump, is literally, a Nazi.

>>137993121
>states that vote usually vote republican have counties that vote republican?

>>137993121
wow it's like Trump won majority of the counties. WOW GREAT JOURNALISM

>>137993121
....and?

OH NO ITS A SHADOW! EVERYONE PANIC!

>>137993121
A sign that the universe wants Trump supporting entrepreneurs to profit and reelect him in 2020.

>>137993121
Literally unenlightened areas. Drumpfkins eternally btfo.

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>>137993121
>Most of the land in America is rural
>Rural places vote for Trump
What a mystery.

HAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
I can't believe they really posted that shit nigga

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Most counties in America voted trump.

>>137993202
Maybe an attempt at meme magic? It's not a very elaborate one.

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>>137993452
>Makes sense. The majority of the country voted for Trump.
I didn't even vote for that orange haired faggot and even I realize that. This article is trash and I am from Boston and get the Globe.

>>137993121
>most of the country votes for Trump
>eclipse goes over places that voted Trump
huh, must be meme magic

TRUMP CAUSED THE ECLIPSE!!!

I HATE THE ECLIPSE NOW!!!

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>>137993588
>>137993561
It means the eclipse is racist. If it weren't it would only go over the Hillary part.

>>137993750
Alternative universe title for this clickbait:
>The sun shines on the entire US which mostly voted for Trump
Really need to fucking end this bullshit, these people should not have jobs writing this steaming pile of shit.

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How do we spin this event to make it a faux trump attack? I love trolling the kekistanis

>>137993121
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and I just looked at my asshole in the mirror.

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>most counties voted for trump
>eclipse passes over mostly counties that voted for trump
how did this even happen???

the lengths people are going to go to further their own opinionated bias is going to be fun

what a bunch of dipshits

>>137993455
Pffffff
You mean illiterate niggers and spics right?

>>137993121
can someone give me a quick Potterdown?

>>137993121
>someone got paid to make this

Ahahah
AHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>137993121
Good luck tearing down the Moon.

>>137993121
The moon is racist!!!

>>137993202
this

>>137993121
literally anywhere in the US unless it only crossed over just NYC or SF

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like literally im like literally just shaking right now, im just its so i mean i just caanot even like how

FUCK CLUMF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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now this is more important

>>137993338
AHAHAHAHAHA u funny :]

>>137995026
>that one waffle house in maine

lmao

>>137995026
Thought every state had a Waffle House.
Well what do you know.

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>>137993121
THE

BLACK

SUN

RISES

>>137995319

ayy we like our waffles up here

>>137993121
This is basically telling all the hillary voters to destroy where ever they go to see the eclipse.

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>>137995466
Checked

>black sun
wtf i hate the universe now

>>137995466
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come (won't you come)

>>137994046
All 30km^2 of it?

>>137995026
So black people like waffles?

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>>137993121
THE DAY OF THE BLACK SUN COMES!!!!

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>>137993750

>>137993121
Literally almost every county not on the coast voted trump you fucking retard.

>>137993202
FPBP

>>137996708
I can't tell if you're trying to help or hurt his case

>>137993121

Trump Derangement Syndrome strikes again.

Old news, though.

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>>137993202

>>137995026
real news

>>137993121
Its because black guys have gigantic dicks.

>>137993121
Almost every county in the nation went red, you draw a line across the country, it'll mostly be red.

Uhhhhhh, bcuz Trump won moar states?

>>137993202
This is actually pretty in depth stuff for the Boston Globe

>>137993121
Any line through the country that isn't along the coasts will overwhelmingly vote for Trump.

Why din trump give all black people and PoC the day off to celebrate the time when the sun gets blacked

>ignoring how fucking creepy it is that the path of the eclipse goes directly across the US

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>>137999416
sept 23

>>137995026
What the fuck is a waffle house

>>137995026
WTF IS WRONG WITH CALIFORNIA! ONLY ONE WAFFLE HOUSE! NO WONDER THEY'RE ALL GAY COMMUNIST.

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>>137996708
Alaska is cucked.

>>137999595
nibiru when though

BLACK SUN RISE

>>137999801
look up the voting populations of those blue counties. I bet they are all less than 1000 people.

>>137996708
>Navajo Nation
Natives are such tools.

>>137993455
does suburban and urban retards leaf ever sleep

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>>137999416

>>137993121
This means most of country voted for him.

>>137999999
>>138000000

>>137994046
>It means the eclipse is racist.

Black can't be racist. Being racist is white privilege

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>>137993455
It's always a leaf

>>137999801
Trump won Alaska, dummy

Also the Libertarian party there is huge there, almost as popular as the Dems

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>>137993121
While were on the subject of counties that voted for Trump
>wow, it sure is suprising that something going across the country would go through Trump counties

>>137993121
it's just a function of numbers and geography, you stupid fucking concern troll.

>>137993121
The path of the eclipse clearly makes a swastika if you squint your eyes and hold your breath.

>>137995466
black sun passes by most of trump voters fueling us with more power do we ever stop winning?

>>137999595

jesus age when he died 33 ... is it happening ?

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>>137993121
meme magic propaganda
SHILLS GET OUT, REEE

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It would do that through any path

>>137999595
>>138001047
>eclipse starts at 33rd state, and ends at the 33rd parallel

>>138001559

this

most of the land in the US is held by conservatives

How many people are going to go blind looking at it /pol/?

>>138001836
there are reports of people being sold fake glasses that will go blind if they use them
could just be sensationalist bullshit

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>>138001559
Uh no, sweetie

>>137993270
He's finished this time!

>>138001836
I didn't buy my glasses and everywhere is sold out...

How fucked am I?

makes sense desu. we have more sun year long making us more stable and reasonable. leftists suffer from lack of sunlight. simple as that.

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NEW

>>138001682
Most of the land in the US is empty. Conservatives are spread thinner than jizz over your mom's ass

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>>138002709
pepe is the unclean spirit from the mouth of the dragon its right there in the bible it can be seen both ways

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>>137994167
Solar eclipse is dark
Voldermort is dark and evil
Solar eclipse darkness shines on evil Trump supporters
Trump is Voldermort
DRUMPF BTFO!

>>137993121
THE LIGHT OF THE DARK SUN WILL SHINE ON THE TRUE BELIEVERS

>>137994073
Eah you could infer that only Trumperica is showered in darkness as a sign to the (((end times)))

>>138000128
thats great.

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>>138003064
HAHAH true believers worshiping a MAN, I'm surprised you assholes aren't building pyramids yet.

>>137993121

Every line through the US would cut overwhelmingly through places that voted for Trump.

>>138002709
There comes Fenris' twin
His jaws are open wide
The serpent rises from the waves
Jormungandr twists and turns
Mighty in his wrath
The eyes are full of primal hate

>>137993121
oh my god it's not an eclipse! It's Hillary's cosmic death ray out for vengeance!

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>>138000128

In the Heart of a Lion, going to be Epic

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>>137993121
moon confirmed for Trump supporter

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>>137993750
>that red sea of oklahoma
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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>>138002709
>The belly of the dragon will drip water
>The "belly" is located near Antarctica

Dare I say /oureclipse/?

>>137996476
Waffle House has some of the best chimp outs in the South

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>>137993121
IM REALLY FUCKING HIGH

>>138007187
fr fr

>>137993121
I'd say the ratio of blue/red on the path is the same as that of the whole country. SILVERED!

>>137993121
>70-80% of amrica votes trump
>Path of eclipse goes through those places
OMG what could it possibly mean?

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>>137993121
Its for summoning the Moon Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UzVqZdK1tw

911 cut a swath dramatically from Boston to NYC to DC, places overwhelmingly inhabited by smirky journalists.

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>>137995026
>All those wafflehouses clustered in the tri-state of Ohio, Kentucky, and Indiana
>tfw living within walking distance of a waffle house
The good life my friends.

>>138001682
>he thinks people that live in low density land they actually own the land
lmao conservatives really are this dumb (and also poor since they don't actually own any land)

>>137993121
Coastal counties and large cities are all lined up in a thin strip across the country.
>wow all the Hillary counties are in the path of the eclipse!

Somehow the 50 counties that voted for the loser aren't all in the path.:((

>make post about dem voters
>get captcha
>select buses

>>138007634
This. Its like its statistically most likely to happen.

>>137993121
It's also called the path of totality. That means it'll all be read in 2020.

>>138008113

As a gay liberal cuck from the Northeast elitist region, it makes me sad that I have to travel through two states to get Waffle House.

Because that shit is legit.

>>138008589
Stay out of the south you fucking commie.

>>137993750
So.. literally any line through the US. Amazing top tier journalism. Fucking give that kike a Pulitzer.

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>>138008696

Waffles to each according to his need, from each according to his ability.

>>138008827
I think he's saying the sun is racist for not rising in the south and setting in the north. This would be the only way to hit a majority of blue counties.

>>138008952
>goes to Waffle House for waffles
Commie!
Scattered, covered, diced, chunked, and topped. It's the only way to sober up before you drive home.

>>137993121
It's almost like an overwhelmingly large percentage of places voted for Trump.

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>>138009206

>>137993121
>>137993202
they are saying a lot of people voted trump....

>>137993121
Of course it passes through areas that voted overwhelmingly for Trump, it's in America

>>137993121
Quick, someone make a new article showing most murders in chicago happen overwhelmingly in places that voted for CLinton

>>138009939
most of america voted for clinton though. 95% of those red areas are empty mountains and trees

>>138000372
Indeed, more or less any line through the country would have that property. There's probably some way to make that mathematically precise.

>>137993121
It is the black sun, anon.

Be proud.

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>>138012511

>>137993121
Well, the vast majority of counties voted for Trump (Hillary voters are located in a few counties in big cities). So it is natural that this is the case

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>>138009067
here's the path a non-racist sun would take

>>137993121
Those counties are gonna get blacked

>>138013505
>sun

Thats not how elipses work

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>>138013505

>>137993121
its nothing OP just go back to binge watching friends and think nothing of the eclipse or mass suicides. its none of your concern if there is a war you never hear about on the news or if many nations are caught in a life or death struggle just because some geezers dont know how to use a calculator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLisEEwYZvw

>>137999801
Those blue counties are mostly Aleut Inuits.

>>137993121
>tfw god has blessed trump mericans with the best view of the eclipse

I might be gay but you're a faggot.

>>137993455
Leaf saw someone use bad bait so he wanted to try it how cute.

>>137993121
all hail kek

>>137993455
>>138000000

>>137993121
IMPOSSIBLE, THE EARTH IS FLAT.

>>138001588
god damn

>>137993121
Check your eclipse privilege.

>>137993121

Ah yesh, no shit , sherlick, when almost the whole country voted Trump ....

>>137996706

why the fuck is noone replying to this shit