At this stage, TPTB can likely identify you from the way you

>>137985987
You think anyone didn't know this already?

>>137986059
Be real faggot. Most people on here don't even know what an IP address is.

Hence why all you fat retards get outplayed by leftists at every turn.

I'm more worried about them finding out what I masturbate to desu.

>>137985987
We all talk the same here. We're literally a hive mind

If anything my blatant disregard for humanity would get me indoctrinated into TPTB desu

>>137985987
Even tho they can track you the most definitely can't simply from how you type as there is not enough variation to eliminate enough people.

>>137985987

Online forensic linguistics have been used by intelligence services since the first faggot got on IRC in the early days and started talking about how he wanted to fap to Chewbacca or whatever the fuck.

>>137985987
this is all satire and I'm heavily medicated

>>137985987

I stand behind what I've written

>>137986997
Faggot. I meant absolutely everything I said but I may have fapped to a few things ironically.

>>137985987

>say cuck
>billions of people using cuck

what now cuck

>>137986685
This
We almost have our own little variation of English.
TPTB could probably tell someone is from here by the way they type, but we're all too similar.

Except for

the reddit spacing

faggots

>>137987131
>fapping ironically
They'll never see it cumming!

>>137985987
If it can be analyzed by algorithm, it can be spoofed by algorithm

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>>137987159
the fuck

is that supposed to

mean?

Semantic analysis is real, but unless you do something bad enough to be the nail that sticks out nobody will care enough to bother.

For perspective, this has been available for years for sufficiently high-stake matters. Before revealing his identity Snowden was highly resistant to having any statements of his on the record verbatim as he knew semantic analysis would be able to find him prematurely.

we reached that point ages ago. there's likely a file on everyone here.

what the fuck is tptb?

>>137985987
>Giving you free Intel on my security measures
Nice try NSA

>>137987601
true patriots take bbc

or the powers that be.

>>137985987
Fuck I had to look up TPTB. I'm a semi-normie but I want to be part of you, fuck

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Divine providence favors me. Demons and their slaves have no control over my flesh or my soul.

>>137987498
we don't know how powerful classified computers are, or how powerful computers will be if you don't believe classified deep state computers are potentially a thing.

eventually, or perhaps already, computers will be able to run semantic analysis on everyone at all times.

cameras everywhere in public anaylizing facial recognition in real time. microphones in everyones pocket.

soon there will be no room online or in real life to hold a private conversation. many people will be silenced by this, many have already been.

the psychological effects of the panoptican prison system are well researched. they want to make the entire planet a planopticon where everyone feels watched at all times.

>>137987908
Dude I just figured out the Jews control everything, and that Israel is trying to make every other nation "bend the knee" by flooding them with dark immigrants. Is this spot on or am I retarded?

>>137988239
You're retarded. That theory is one of their spooks to throw you off the real trail.

>>137988373
I don't comprehend irony

TPTB don't care if you're left wing or right wing

both need to exist to keep the plebes in a state of perpetual chaos

I never post anything I fully believe anyways, I'm always LARPING, baiting and shit posting

Every post from this IP is satire

>>137988052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-bijO3uEw

>>137988468
They do care if you're genuinely right wing as freedom is in direct opposition to their goals.

>>137985987
I doubt I'm very fucked. Though I do fantasize about one day being dragged into an FBI field office, and having a transcript of all my posts read back to me one day. That's going to be pretty funny. I doubt the agents will be able to maintain composure.

>>137986927
yeah, its retarded, no way from just a few sentences could it tell us all apart, the way i speak has changed dramatically over the years as well, and depending on how i feel

and you faggots all sound like carbon copies of me

>>137986930

IRC had node intercept appliances. I found two of them accidentally.

If you believe this, why the fuck are you still using the internet?

>>137988858

;/ don't netspilt mah gline plox

Just shitpost and LARP alot and they will never know your real opinions
If you didn't already do this you're an idiot
Shit posting isn't cancer, it protects you from being figured out by them

>>137988687
>The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

damn

>>137987472
da white

wimen

where dheyat

>>137988745
>rightwing equals freedumz
Good goy

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Cowards. Master your fears. Magnify your voices!

>>137985987
obviously

they also cross reference our various browser histories to target us more effectively.

its quite transparent really.

> there is nothing new under the sun

>>137985987
Not really, I mostly just promote peace, seeing things from both sides, and some Jesus stuff. Anonymity shouldn't be an excuse for being an asshole.

I'm a really funny guy and people like me a lot and my dick is a respectable 11" long, so I'll be fine.

oh btw
/pol/ is bugged by ((them))
some my shitposts about Bannon being a master conspirator behind charlottesville found its way to being asked of the president

>>137985987
0% because they cannot prove who is typing this right now.

>>137989082
no. This does not work. CSIS is watching what I type right now. I spent 10 years on 4chan larping and joking around about everything under the sun. I pretended to be Keku, I made "earth is flat" threads weekly. I made threads about Trump being a time traveler. I did it all. I made a thread pretending to be Al Bagdadi and threatening to enslave the western world to Islam.

Then I joked about blowing up the CN tower and spent 5 months in jail for it. Just don't ever type anything that could ever be considered a crime, ever. You've been warned.

>>137989831
It unironically happens once in a while, people get v& for shit posting these days. But it's unlikely. You were probably on probation or had some past offences and they were doing their best to find some dirt on you, no?

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>>137985987
wait why would anyone on /pol/ care

>>137989192
"Genuinely", Mohammad. You've already fallen into their trap.

>>137990339
no. I had no crim record or any previous crim activity. I did happen to joke about it on the same day of a major terrorist attack, though. My life is over.

>>137985987
Everyone I know knows I'm a racist to some extent and my parents are extravagantly wealthy. Nothing changes. Might not even stop posting.

>>137990410


(you)

>>137985987
>Nazis want to gas this

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>137986226
If you aren't posting from behind 7 proxies at least, the government is watching you type in real time

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>>137985987
Not fucked at all. I've hidden my power level to the point where I can create plausible deniability. Everyone in my life thinks I'm a normie, and they would flat out refuse to believe otherwise.

>>137985987
>implying you need to do that to see who made what 4chan posts as if your IP isnt chached with every one and they dont just have to subpoena your ISP

I am very fucked since its illegal to say n_i_g_g_e_r here

>>137990866
They listen to everything you say anyways. Got a smart phone? And Alexa? A smart TV? Comcast Cable box? Lap top? Web Cam w/ microphone?

>>137991017
Why did you type it like that nigger?

As long as your brother's not a little cool-headed logician faggot who sends your work to the FBI you should be fine.

>>137985987
The vast majority of this country(and every country) is racist. Racism is a part of the human condition. Some just repress it and try and make up for it by worshipping blacks.

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>>137990615
nope I'm not a wage cuck so no fucks given

Every post from this IP is satire

>>137985987
I'm mentally ill
not responsible
what
so
ever

>>137988637
This. I'm working on a satirical novel and needed to spend the last 3 years on here shitposting to immerse myself in online trolling. It's just a research project. I love Jews!

>>137986560
Same

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>>137989831
curse you flat earth guy

>>137992390
they were good times, though

>>137990574
jail for shit posting in canada..why am I not surprised

>>137987159
everybody got their own types of words they use frequently compared to other folk
them subtle changes are picked up

>implying any of us care
Can't wait for a lawyer to have to read this sentence out loud in court:
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ASSHOLE WHILE I GAS JEWS, SPICS, AND SAND MONKEYS

Every post made from my IP Address is satire and should in no way be taken seriously.

>>137985987
>when schizophrenia finally works in my favor in obvious ways

Daily reminder that everything on /pol/ is ironic and people just joking around for fun and comments should never be taken seriously. Also memes like "gas the likes race war now" is literally just ironic codewords for "bash the fash, kill whitey"

>>137985987
I change how I type all the time on here anyway

>>137985987
>tfw no jewess gf

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>>137985987
TPTB can go suck a jewish cock.

>>137985987
It's almost like he doesn't know how the internet works.
We constantly imitate each other here. It's called memeing.

>>137985987
I purposefully type differently at times. I've been thinking of this for awhile. Punctuation, sentence structure, grammar. The works.

>>137988832

>tfw they don't laugh at any of my jokes, they don't even mention my sequential digits
>tfw they tell me to lurk moar faggot

I think what you mean is how.. fucked are TPTB once I confirm they've been spying on me

protip: very

Said it before and I'll say it again. This site is about anonymity between peers, not anonymity from .gov. I'm law abiding citizen and I could not give less of a fuck about your worn out intimidation attempt you diseased commie.

>>137985987
I'll just type with my left hand when I don't want to be identified.

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>>137988239

>>137985987
I am zero fucked.

I've meant about 1% of what I've posted on this board.

>>137995857
They are spying on you.

I'm not just saying that to trigger your schizophrenia, either. They spy on everyone. They might not pay close attention to everyone, but they do collect your information for future reference. All of it.

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>>137987498

Again this is nothing new. proto1 and his crew did this on /n/ /new/ /b/ back in the poli days. They didn't have server side access but used forensic scripts to identify samefags. If half assed farm boys could do it the gov must have been 20 years ahead.

>>137985987
>implying I don't create hundreds of different personalities and pretend to have arguments with myself in non-id boards
>implying I don't also do it on id boards by using my home and mobile internet at the same time

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>>137985987
A couple of years ago I used to post with a trip on a certain board, had a dream that I went to school and my most embarrassing posts were printed out and covered the walls. Made me stop tripfagging desu

>>137985987
Then they ought to know Im a nihilist at worst.

>>137998374
Can their AI detect irony? Asking for my bull.

>>137985987
not fucked at all, nobody thinks they're truly anonymous

go concern shill somewhere else

Fuck if I care. I've been to jail and I'll probably go back. I can survive.

>>137985987
This is why you want to occasionally LARP as EY YO WHITE BOY YALL SUM FINNA KANGZ LITERALLY WHITE PPL SUM FINNA SPICY FOOD FINNA MAYO N SHIT [6 laughing emojis]
I haven't been murdered in my sleep so far, so it's working great.

They're going to be confused by my vacillations from a reasonable centrist trying to build cohesion and good will, to extreme racist diatribes against Indians and niggers.

What's wrong with peacefully hating brown people and voting against their interests?

I smile at my nest cam and talk dirty to Alexa while I beat off, what the fuck else do they need to know

>>137985987
I've been telling you this for years now, we've made ml shit for this our self and run it on our own texts, it finds us.

That's why we've told you so many times to write weird as fuck here, but not even that helps. Because it find patterns humans don't see, and finds you.

You shouldn't give a damn shit however, I don't personally. Don't got any online sm accounts or anything either and whatever forum accounts I have used in the past are not in my own name, not that I would give a damn shit

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/pol/ is satire

>>137999373
Booyah, muh nigga! See dats how we b niggas. Tryna say I b slippin, bitch you trippin!

>>137985987
suck some shit retard

>>137999779
I don't get why the goyim don't get that it's satire

>>137999947
Nigga Like Damn Yall Sum Finna Thots SMDH For Real Tho

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>>137985987
> not knowing uncle sam has had a shadow copy server of 4chan running since 2009
Hownew.ru

is that Hila <<<333

>>137985987

Couldn't care less, to be honest.

>>137985987
>>138001231
Waddup Hila Kleiners

>>137986226
My god. Am I going to prison?

Tr@<|《
th¡$
M°th@
fu《a!

>>138001538
Don't try visiting other countries as they'll likely pull up your internet history and jail you as you attempt to enter the country

>>137992798
*checks for frequent words*
Okay so this guy says nigger a lot, let's compare it to the database . . .

!em s'ti wonk reven lliw yehT

>>137985987
We have freedom of expression and so the nanny niggers and kike overseers can suck my big fat white cock.

>>138001386
God damn, I would love to bone Hila

/pol/ is satire

>>137985987
it's not stopping me from writing more of it. so they're going to have to come get me -

>>137986226
ay yo nigga fuck outta her wit dat shit neffew

>>138001185
LMAO BRUH

Laughing emoji x10

>>137999779
>/pol/ is satire

AYy hahahahaha bruhhhh
//laughing emoji x 2

>>137985987
don' care

>>137988922
>why the fuck are you still using the internet?

cuz we aint no pussy niggas

laughing emjoi x2

>>137985987
We'd all be fine. If anyone believes the things said on a Taiwanese basket weaving image board, then there are much bigger problems than the shit we type here.

>b-but Anonymous

Preemptive fuck off for that bona fide gobshite.

>>137985987

i could not give less of a shit

Who cares. If they analyze everything I type they will only conclude that I suffer from multiple personality disorder anyways. I literally just pick a "voice" and shit up a thread with that personality. Next thread, could be a total 180 or more of the same. The point is, anyone analyzing this shit could only conclude that I am in fact a madman who posts mostly irrational and nonsensical bullshit on a stupid forum.

If you're White, bitch, you're fucked.
If you're a White Male, you're fucked.
THEY ARE GOING TO KILL YOU ANYWAY.
Why do you not see this?

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>>138004075

Krauts won't even touch this thread. Not one German flag

>>138004320
An unexpected delight! Have to start posting this shit in every thread if it keeps them at bay.

>>137985987
Con: They are listening.
Pro: They are listening.

>>138004200
Or that everything on this site is just LARPing for bored people

>>138003837
Wait. I think this anon got sniped. IT'S HAPPENING OH F-

>>137987072
I stand behind my satire

>>138004754
You don't fit in here.

>>137990910
calm down kira

>>137987498
>semantic analysis
Those faggots know that I love telling faggots that they are faggots.

Will they know its me by the way I know everyone is a faggot?

>>137985987
niggerniggernigger Apple APple Appl APLple
adada


>>>>>>

>>138005079
I don't fit in anywhere, famalama. I literally could not care less.

/pol/ is less racist than the average Bulgarian

>>137985987
On the Chans I has bad grammar s but I do good spells irl so think I am safes :3

>>138005296
Please try to behave a little less like an underage.

>>137991426
nobody isn't racist

some people are so consumed by race hate that it makes them autistic, but everyone is racist

i'm afraid of heights but I can go on a plane every now and then, i"m just not gonna become a pilot.

in the same way i can interact with black people and even be friendly with them, but i'm not gonna go out of my way to hang out with them

>>138005599
Never. If I acted 29, I would have to take responsibility for once in my life. Fuuuuuuuuuuck that, you patronising cunt

>>137985987
>How fucked are you?
I only lurk, btw the girl in the pic is a jew?

Don't let big daddy catch ye sayin bad words now ye hear?
You don't wanna get in trouble with big daddy! He'll lock ye away!
Big daddy don't like bad words! Big daddy needs to protect our feelings.

Big daddy always knows what's best for us

me no hable engels lmao

>>137985987
Wow you're a fucking faggot

(they just narrowed me down to one of 5 gorillion different users)

>>137986560
this

They already know enough about me.
Some nigger mod once attempted at gas lighting me on /mu/ by naming a bunch of my old usernames.

You know what?
Come find me, I'll kill you.

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>>137986560
Just go incognito dood!

>>138001867
Nice so they have to sipher through all my porn history as well :)

>>137985987
They. Can. Not. Identify. Me.

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>>137985987

Why is it black hair and blue eyes make for such a beautiful combination?

>>138006322
>usernames
>4chan
You deserved it.

>>137985987
I've been posting on my neighbors WiFi for months. I even larp as him when I say anything biographical. The funny thing is he's pretty red-pilled, which makes it believable.

>feels good man

>>137985987
I become der fuhrer.

>>137985987
I have dissociative identity disorder, so I'm sure this confuses them

>>137986560
>he doesn't seek out the most weird and creepy shit to fap to knowing some poor slob has to also watch and fap to it just because you did
not really taking advantage of the situation lad

>>137985987

I dont care

Im already 95% isolated and see no future, so if it offends them im glad i made it hurt a little

>>137987147
cucks BUCKED THE FUCK OUT
HOW WILL THEY EVER CLEAN UP?

>>137985987
The Gibment ain't gon' do shieeett, son

>>137989801
You're school never stored your writing to be used by TPTB? Odd.

JACOB ROTHSCHILD IS A FAGGOT NIGGER

>JACOB ROTHSCHILD EATS CHILDREN

JACOB ROTHSCHILD CAN SUCK MY THROBBING WHITE DONGER

>JACOB ROTHSCHILD WILL BE THE FIRST KIKE IN THE GASCHAMBER

>>137988857
seriously, you faggots need to knock it the fuck off and stop copying me

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>>138002293
>Okay so this guy says nigger a lot, let's compare it to the database . . .

>>137985987
what they gonna do? arrest every person who visited /pol/ in their lifetime?
sage

>>137993029
As a leaf that is probably true. Only time a leaf isn't a cuck is when it is blowing along pretending to be a eagle.

>>137986685
Thats how every community is.

>>137985987
Like the government gives a shit about an autistic shut in.

>>137999652
FIND MY ANUS