WTF UBER?

Yep, time to use Lyft

>>137974643
commie propaganda, just ignore it

Same. Marked as spam, deleted app. Fuck those kikes. They murdered their old CEO's mom anyway.

>>137974928
Lyft is just as bad dude.

>>137974643
>>137974928
use the bus and walk you fucking faggot, busses go everywhere

>>137974643
Uber totally doesn't sound Nazistic

Just sayin.

Emailed support.

>It's great that Uber decided to let everyone know they're horrified about Charlottesville. Since this weekend I've lost sleep wondering what the corporation that found a way around taking on any of the responsibilities to their employees that a normal business does thought. I've always admired the way that Uber never let things like laws get in the way of sucking venture capital money up. So here's my thoughts while we're at it.

>I'm horrified that you thought I wanted Uber to tell me how to feel about anything, let alone politics. I will not be using your services anymore. I should have never supported a company that operated in violation of the law and designed software to avoid law enforcement in the first place. I'm not surprised you posted a lossQ1 this year. It is very impressive amount that was lost on $3.4b of revenue however.How can a driving service manage that without providing health insurance, paying maintenance fees, or even regular wages? Something to admire truly. A can do attitude, we'll run a company and figure out how to make money later. Trailblazers. Anyway, I'm sure diving head first into a divisive political moment without any shred of nuance will be great for your earnings. Here's some advice, and I'll waive the consulting fee since you guys clearly need the money more than me, corporations don't exist to be moral arbiters. The idea is usually to make more money than you spend.

>>137974643

>blaming the helicopter crash on the protestors

>>137974643
I recive shit like this from all my favorite sites, even bandcamp

its horrible, its time for the purge theres no other options left

>>137979606
cute

>>137979606
Well said

>>137974643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=PXvVRmJs_aU
you're a rapist if you support trump. so this makes sense.

>>137974643
Sorry not even trump supports nazies
Fucknoff larper

>>137979606

If you actually sent this then you deserve this (you).

Incidentally, the past two times that a big company has waded into politics it hasn't ended well for them. Target lost about $16 billion (that's $100 million, 160 times!) by letting trannies into the bathroom, and Kellogg lost about 12% of its stock value by attacking Breitbart.

>>137974643
>A woman did a virtual signalling, pointless thing
surprising

>>137974928
time to get a car. Uber and Lyft are one in the same. Both cucked af.

>>137980557
Sent it as my account deletion request.

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>>137979606
rekt

>>137976603
>murdered mom
wot

Maybe instead of using Uber or Lyft you faggots could just rent cars or buy cars or bicycles.

>>137974928
Lyft is ten times worse. I know a guy who they fired for saying that Germans deserved to exist in Germany.

>>137979606
great stuff
you one of them eloquent college learned fellas ain't ye

>>137974643
>upholding our policy against discrimination of any kind
>this includes banning people from the app

wait.... does this mean they won't ban anyone no matter their political views?
or does it mean they will discriminate against people they dont agree with by banning them from the app?

>i already know the answer i just wanted to point out the terrible wording and complete hypocritical nature of the email

>>137974643
They've got to let everyone know that there's nothing fear, because they loathe white people, too. Everyone HAD to know that. They would've lost so much business without that declaration. /s

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>>137974643
>no place for discrimination
>only certain people may use our service
>corporate America only allows certain people to have 1st amendment rights
k

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>>137981158
Got an English degree for the (you)s

>>137974643

Yet uber discriminates against people with disabilities (a protected class) by not ensuring their fleets are accessible.

First person to make a new ride app gets filthy rich.

>>137979606
(you)

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>paying to ride in strangers' cars
Don't be a cuck. Get a challenger and put a brush guard on it.

>>137980557
Starbucks also buttfucked itself with the we'll only hire refugees pr stunt.
Remember how 30 to 50 year old white women ruined the world by voting for Trump?
Guess who is Starbucks main demographic?

>>137974643

Virtue-signalling cuck faggotry

>>137979606
rekt 'em

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>>137981718
Ummm, sorry sweetie. Too late.

/n/

>>137979606
Noice

>>137974643
Isn't Uber dying anyways?

>>137982210
Lost $708 million on $3.4b revenue this year and their CFO resigned.

Mein Über

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>>137981994
lol they literally did this in bojack horseman

>>137979606
We should steal this and copy paste it and spam the fuck out of Uber with it.

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>>137981367
it's ((((doublespeak)))) about ((((wrongthink)))). if you don't share ((((hatefacts)))) or do any (((((hatemath))))), you should be (((((fine))))).

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>>137979606

>>137979606

See:

>>137981650

We are currently in a lawsuit against uber for sidestepping laws like the ADA. They are cold, calculating and don't care about anything but money. It is highly hypocritical of them to put out an anti-discrimination memo when they are deeply guilty of it themselves. Not to mention the rampant sexual harassment that went on in their company and the ousting of their CEO.

>>137982636
Clean it up at least, it's got some weird phrasing and shit.
>>137982607
Funny thing is it's for men and women. Let's the rider choose what gender they get picked up as. So if you are a real creep you can just request women drivers to perv on.

>>137974643
Uber = goober

>>137982838
Beautiful. I hope the fuckers pay out the ass.

>Hello Citizen #4AC95PR6AZV
>Today I'd like to tell you how to think

>>137980645
But drunk driving is immoral and illegal, and taxis are worse than both.
>>137981139

>>137981644
i, too, majored in english and now use my finely honed skills to shitpost. bravo friend

This is why we need driverless cars.
Robots are our friends!
Sex robots now!
Let robots control government!

>>137982838
I hope they taste the steel justice of your chairs wheels, anon. Good luck jewing these Jews.

>>137974643

>Capitalism

why do these corporations always get political? Isnt it detrimental to business?

>>137983732
Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendered is the flour

I may not have many marketable skills, but I know the prologue to Canterbury Tales with a solid middle English dialect.

>>137977848
>use the bus
lol good way to get shot in my city

>>137979606
fairly poetic, have another (you)

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My Uber account got perma banned because my buddy lit a bolw in car after stoner metal band concert .. >>137974643
Could be worse..

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Ancaps, its time to grow up.

>>137985287
>>137974643
*
Bowl .. ( Weed )

>>137974928
Lyft is worse.

>>137984581
It is

But the people who do it aren't the ones who care about that
HR staff don't give a fuck about the company they're with. They're perfectly fine with running it into the ground and then moving on to something else.
To them, their agenda is more important than doing a good job, or they wouldn't be working in HR

>>137985287
plz post more i am building my collection of crabs with cigs

>>137974643
corporate branding.

>>137981994
>women
And what about LGBTQIFAIJEOT++++?
Someone SUE these bigots.

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>>137985619
what ? the sign of CANCER? fucking hippie..
You get a pic of Twitter users..

>>137977848
>busses go everywhere
orly? nearest bus station is 55 miles away.
doesn't affect me though. I bought my car when I was 15.

>>137984581
no, since from the mainstream perspective there's nothing particularly controversial about it, at most they're causing annoyance by sending the email. the ppel who disagree enough with them to boyott is so relatively small that it makes not a dent to their business

>>137974643
Bet you don't hear them complaining about antifa.

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>>137979606

>>137979606
Arianna Huffington is on their board of directors. She probably put them up for this show.

>>137974643
RIGHT WING DRIVING SERVICES

>>137974643
call a based taxi you fucking faggot

>>137974643
Yup. After I got it i deleted account and said fuck it. I used it a couple of times in NYC.

>>137981367
>>137982725
>doublethink
>doublespeak
This
So fucked up
I'll admit, I'm feelimg pretty triggered

>>137974928
oh look it's the usual smart "lets use (jewish company) instead of (jeweish company)" post

>>137979606
why are you helping them...

>>137984452
Fucking kek

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>>137981994
>be man
>sign up to be driver
>woman comes up and refused to ride with you
>call her out for being transphobic

>>137987847
Just being Christlike.

>>137974643
You should not work for Uber.

>>137988893
I got it too because I used their service once. Literally one time a year an a half ago and they are being political with me.

Got it too. Looks like I'll be doing a lot more drunk walking.

It'd be nice if someone put together a handy guide of how to avoid giving businesses owned by ((((them)))) your money. It'd probably be more difficult than it is for vegans to find food, but it'd feel good to cut out a big chunk of that spending.

>>137988893
Unfortunately every single fucking company in the fucking world is like that if you're in a well-paid position. It stresses me the fuck out working for those clowns that say they're human, but what can I do. At least I get to retire early and never meet another one of your ilk ever again.

America is being terrorized by MARXIST-SUPREMACISTS
MARXIST-SUPREMACISTS
MARXIST-SUPREMACISTS

>>137974643
I got it and unsubscribed from their mailing list. I don'[t even care about the message; it's just so irrelevantly frivolou that it was a wakeup call I don't need all of these little bullshit emails in my work box.

Also all of those little "Ubereats" emails too. No, I don't care about your half-priced ice cream, shithead.

>>137974643
Welp, time to petition my elected officials to ban for-profit ride sharing apps...

>>137990477
Just require a Hackney License like every other taxi service.

>>137974643
> we're not banning anyone from the app
Well
I can't imagine that will extend to white supremacists

>>137979606
the sjw's at uber will probably dox you

>>137974643
>our policy against discrimination of any kind--this includes banning people from the app

top kek

>>137974643
>we will fight against discrimination by banning people we don't like from our app
hmm..

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>>137984452

Disability rights has always been a conservative value. Bush signed the ADA.

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>>137974643
bitches info

>>137989680
>It'd be nice if someone put together a handy guide of how to avoid giving businesses owned by ((((them))))

Don't accept VENTURE CAPITAL

>>137990788
I'll sue the shit out of them if they do. Don't care anyway.

>>137992040

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy we /b/ again

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>>137974643

Don't worry mein Freund, you can always use
>MITFAHRGELEGENHEIT™
to get where you need to go
>pic related

>>137979606
nb4 nobody reads it / spam mail folder

>>137992040
Oh, look. Another limousine liberal. Place is worth a mil easy.

> got kike email about uber
> got kike email from spotify
> ???????????
> Profit

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>>137992461
>>137974643

We have top service and a 5 star rating. You can talk about anything you want in our cars
>pic related

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>>137992513
Don't care. I got to virtue signal on 4chan so I'm all set.

>>137977454
Lyft is owned by jews who have been doing dirty trick shit against uber for years

>>137979606
you could use an editor to check these things over for you, but still breddy gud

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>>137992461
>>137992781
>>137974643

We also have fantastic motorcycles you can hop on to get to your destination
>pic related

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>>137974643
(((Uber)))

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>>137993117
>>137992781
>>137992461

Hop in and be surprised how humorous we germans can be. Do you hear that laugh? #GermansAreFunny
>pic related

>>137981802
If I need a second vehicle for the senpai I'm so getting one of these.

>>137974643
The two police officers weren't even killed by that guy

What the fuck is with all these "reputable businesses" and their blatant lies

Wasn't uber the same company that fired that one dude who while playing pokemon go witnessed a murder and people joked about how the uber did did it?

Already seemed like a morally defunct company to begin with.

>>137990765
This, I'm scared of these unregulated taxis. Didn't some Uber driver kill a bunch of people while picking up fares last year?

>>137991582
>>137991734
Am I misreading that as they are refusing to ban people because that would be discrimination? Or are they actually just retarded?

>>137994861
why would they say they're enforcing the community guidelines by NOT banning people? try to use a little common sense

>>137993845

>it's the white supremists fault that the two troopers were in the helicopter to begin with

but not

>it's the government's fault that they went against a federal court order and pissed off someone enough that they killed someone

Just a heads up when you stop u using uber abruptly they keep sending you 50 percent off deals. My last 30 rides have been 50 percent off and my Jewish self just can't ignore what a good value it is to be able to travel across the legit entire city for less than 5 bucks in a pool. It's unreal how inexpensivie it is. It's no wonder they are losing money. Just a heads up they also don't verify your drivers ID and a lot of drivers sign up under their friends name/lisences. They are probably one of the biggest employees of illegal immigrants in the country.

>>137985714
>corporate branding.

This. Their brand is shit lately due to all their scandals. Although their anti-racist cred is actually pretty strong; Uber is known for being a much more reliable way for black men to get rides than regular taxis that won't stop for them.

AirBnB is the one that needs to clean up their act.

>>137995306
I stay in business hotels, niggers don't have jobs and can't afford $250 a night for a room.

>>137992676
1.6mil 3br 2bath. Pretty good location. Right near eataly which is fucking amazing.

>>137995306
I would be curious to see if the average passenger rating was different across racial lines.

>>137995618
send pizzas

>>137980469
mfw merkel is holding down the women while the Muslims rape her

There are competitor apps.

This is a great opportunity to develop apps, the market is ripe :3

>>137985913
>CANCER
It's cancer season here now it started on 6th of august and lasts till 14th of september

>>137995875
I'm black and my rating is 4.98.

>uber goes against pol
>CORPORATIONS SHOULD STAY OUT OF POLITICS
>chick fil a tells all faggots to burn in hell
>LOL WREKT, KEK WILLS IT, LET'S ALL #EATCHIKENZ

>>137997121
>people like what they like and hate what they don't
shocker

>>137974928
Lyft gave millions to refugee assistance, dumbfuck.

>>137996221
it seems to be all over board actually, now is the time to strike. Part video hosting services and so too

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>>137979606
Beautiful

>>137996820
Noice. I once asked a guy to change the radio channel because it was some fucking lame song and I was drunk and my rating dropped to a 4.86

>>137974643
I got it too. Virtue signaling.

>>137979606
savage

>>137974643

i like how they're implying nazis killed two police officers

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>>137979606
Copypaste this and send to Uber press office. They'll be forced to bring it up the chain of command. Customer service will just bury it as just another unsatisfied customer.

[email protected]
>[email protected]
[email protected]
>[email protected]

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>>137997792
Done. Hopefully they send this to higher ups.

I solved the mystery lads
Huffpo has taken control

https://www.recode.net/2016/4/27/11586456/arianna-huffington-joins-ubers-board-of-directors

>>137999916
Archived it
https://archive.is/7S2rl

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>>137974928
Lyft is fucking worse, pic related

>>137979606
god i hope someone reads this

>>138000032
Someone should tell them the ACLU defended the Nazis right to march on Charolettesville, and that they (Lyft) is now in part responsible for the death of the alt-left land whale.

>>137979606
>Here's some advice, and I'll waive the consulting fee since you guys clearly need the money more than me
Topkek

>>137974643
>>137974643

anyone else see this shit was written but a gaping are wound named *meghan*

>>137993023
This is a consequence of pecking out an email on mobile after a strong beer then editing it freestyle

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>>137984679
Get a room fags

>>137997121
The owner of chick fil a gave some of his own money to some political groups. It's not like he used his company to try and force his views on his customers like leftists do every fucking day now.

>>137979606
>work for Uber support, underpaid
>see some spergy wall of text
>delete it and move on
Wow you sure showed em huh

>>137974643
do people not know what taxis are anymore?
taxi drivers are more apt to say insane shit to you than be offended by things you say.
i took a 30 minute taxi ride just last year where the driver would not shut up about how much he hated armenians, some turkish dude, kek.
it was some russian owned cab company, like they have any policies remotely resembling this sjw shit.

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>>137974643
>discrimination of any kind-this includes banning people from the app

>>137999954
White & Based

>>137974643
time to use the app the chinks are making to replace uber, or use the bus more.

>>137979606
uber BTFO

>>137979606
you inspired me

>Being emailed by Uber today was really quite a surprise. it is a noble gesture to see a company mass message their users and employees to let us know about how horrified they were, concerning a political event, that truly has absolutely nothing to do with their business. It is so admirable that a company would willingly tell me their opinion about matters of zero relevance, that I can only hope only one or two interns were sacrificed with the arbitrary task of writing it.

>What I find most shocking about the matter is that Uber has never made such a statement before, and considering the abysmal quarterly losses posted by the company, I can only presume this was some sort of gambit to attract positive press on the backs of three freshly dead Americans. This is despicable act: using ‘horrific events’ to garner support, for your shoddy company that scabs taxi protests, pays no maintenance fees or wages, provides support in the form of games of email tag, and specifically explored ways to subvert law enforcement officers, like the very ones killed in the helicopter crash in Charleston, and yet still somehow this company has the utter lunatic nerve to share political opinions in order to specifically influence public opinion about themselves is absolutely the most barbaric display of callousness and underhanded emotional manipulation I have ever witnessed. I am happy to report I now feel justified in my regret that I tolerated the existence of your company thus far.

im a bit more of an emotional writer but I hope you enjoy the ironic turn I employed
feel free to use this, lads

>>137987457
Well I kekked bud.

>>137974643
well pol.. the info is in the OP pic. you know what to do. hehe

>>138002198

WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?

>>137994665
I was visiting my parents last winter when Uber was trying to get permission to operate in NY. Local news was showing some soundbite from some company higher up and went to a commercial break. The first story after that was about a local man who was in critical condition in a Boston hospital after being stabbed in the neck by his Uber driver.

>>138003589
if anyone else is wriiting one, feel free to act outraged that the company would tell you about bigotry in the assumption that you're a bigot and that you need to be educated or reminded not to be a bigot
if you act offended you are speaking their language

>>137974643
Get a ride. Shit in the seat. Delete the app.

>>138002412
>Chinks who don't give a fuck to the rescue again

>>137977996
Uber, being unregulated taxi service, is banned in Germany.

>>137974643
Do you think that this means that doxxed nazis can be banned from Uber? This would honestly make me feel better about Uber as a company.

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>>137983309
>drinking the liquid Jew

>>137979606
Nice

>>137974643
>we disapprove of discrimination of any kind
>but we will discriminate against people for political views

>>137974643
Are they blaming the two cops crashing a helicopter on the right? lmao

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>>137974643
(((They))) don't miss any opportunity for free advertising. Why did they feel the need to give their opinion on this? They weren't involved, and no one asked them.

>>137974643
So basically anyone can get a long ride on uber, then say the driver showed nazi sympathizing traits & get my ride free?

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>>137974643
what can /pol/ do against Uber?

>>138005094
yes, they have been the whooooole fucking time

>>138005432
What the fuck how? Are there pictures of a dude in a white polo with a rocket launcher I haven't seen yet?

>>137974643
the marketing business must be figuring out the power of virtue signalling

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>>137974928
There is an enourmous amount of female passengers that habe been sexually assaulted by their drivers.

Many of which are drunk and simply in need of transportation.

If only more people were aware of this horrifying statistic...

CEO from the company I work at (San Francisco based) sent a similar letter to all employees as well. The virtue signaling never ends with these people.

>>137981802
>get a challenger
>put a "this machine kills communists" sticker on it
Well lads I found my life goal time to get a job

>>137974928
>>137974643
how about "its time to quite being a manchild and get a car of your own"

>>138005325
see>>138006275