/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - PROTECT THE MONUMENTS EDITION

Bump for Honest Abe

>>137970194

Monuments under threat, EBT's not working, fun times ahead.

>>137970281
>EBT's not working

What happened to the gibs?

>>137970589
Outages. Look at chicago on this map
http://downdetector.com/status/snap-ebt/map/

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>>137970751
aww shit yeah gonna be a good night tonight

>>137971442
The stream is being real good to me tonight. slow ethereal ambient during the pregame hours. Bring on the night! Let's see what horrors she has in store for us.

>chimping noises in the background

>[loud chimping noises]
He's gonna need another car.

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multiple ambulances at a scene to recover victims, cars rolling on two EMS calls.

>mexican prostitute in custody...also worked at the bar

FOOT CHASE WESTBOUND ON SAWYER Three males jumped a fence fleeing

lots of spics out tonight...

>>137974754
Indeed. Listening to Adam stalk beans through the streets of Chiraq is good stuff.

Evening, Roberts.

>ON WABASH, THERE'S A WHOLE GANG OF FOLKS
Backup en route!

>>137976175
Welcome back anon

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>FIVE OR SIX
>FIVE OR SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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here for the monument hijinks

old guy trying to steal liquor.

>five male blacks stripping a stolen truck for parts

Threadly reminder if you want to meet other autists in Chicago you can - https://twitter.com/magamu312?lang=en

A whole lot of shots fired there. I wonder what's up with that.

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They state full social security numbers on a public scanner?!

I thought that was against the privacy act or something...

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>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>137978157
Probably for positive ID by radio. People can check for past records and it's a bit harder to make up and be believable versus just a name and address. They are, of course, redacted on FOIA or other public releeases.

>male undressing and urinating on the platform

>>137978557

Thanks... and now for a Hispanic stripping with sunglasses behind his neck.

Has there ever been radio silence in Chiraq?

>>137970281
I just found out that EBT stood for English Bull Terrier

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>>137978932

fuck forgot image

>>137970751
cannibalism tonight boys!
what's the code for that?

>>137970589
Well, considering both Chicago and Illinois are functionally bankrupt...

Evening, Roberts.

>6 male blacks and female blacks are fighting with knives and tazers
SHEEEIIIT

>seven male and female blacks fighting with knives and tasers

>>137979711
>>137979703
where are you hearing this? i dont hear this

>>137979885
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>137979049

> anonymous
> drug dealing
> alley
> one in the ground
> boys and girls fighting in the street with knives and tasers, vacant lot (do these count? where?)

On mobile guys sorry

>>137979977
dey crunk af

>>137979977
why is it different form http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>137980091
Youarelistening is the broadcastify stream with comfy background music.

>>137980318
I don't hear anything going on!

>>137980034

There's the parking lot

http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html

Here is a list of CPD codes

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>>137969924
Tfw no retarded gf to protest and get shot at with

>>137980611
Try refreshing it or just use the direct broadcastify one. It's working for me.

>>137980733
thanks this is more than OP
still trying to figure out what 4112 is

>male white jumping in front of cars
>his face is painted with white shoe polish
>has a banjo and a cup

Holy shit hahaha

AND now shots firs at the banjo guy

Somebody painted with white shoe polish carrying a banjo is jumping in front of cars

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>>137979049

> tall white dude with fucking shoe polish on his face stopping traffic

I got the dispatch laughing, out-fucking-standing.

...
When did bleach become a weapon of choice?

>female trying to fight everybody
>pouring bleach everywhere
>she has mace in her hand

i fight err body in my white-T

>>137981551

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE

E R R B U D Y
R
R
B
U
D
Y

>>137970281
Fun times ahead when they realize Mt. Rushmore was carved by Gutzon Borglum, who was a member of Grand Council of the Triple-K. LoL

>female friend passed out after two drinks
>no medical problems

Lightweight or spiked drink?

>passing out after two drinks
he's lyin

Face tattoos and guns

NIGGER NONSENSE

SHOTS FIRED

>>137981952
spiked drunk nigger

15 shots wow

>shots fired at MLK

Black cop sounds ghetto as hell hahahaha

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>FIFTEEN
>FIFTEEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>137982320
Is there any street named after that man that isn't a ghetto shithole?

anyone know how much chicago cops get paid? id assume its more than most other towns right?

ok i JUST heard the bleach and mace one

>A 72
thats a gun involved

Creepy music ATM

>>137982470
I really don't think the starting salary of $48k is enough DESU. Some nights, Robert sounds like fucking Syria. Also, they don't provide body armor. Donate to the 'get behind the vest' link in OP's bread if you want to help.

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>>137979049

Here's the board so far...

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>>137982851
I love those moments when the music matches the action

>>137982455
AH AH AH 55!

The black cop mumbling is my favorite

>kids left in a gray chevy

>kids involved

>male beaner
>shot twice in the leg
>stable is not a condition REEEEEEE

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>>137983946

green chevy my man

>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

>Male Spic two GSWs in left leg

>>137984149
is that a 110?

oh shit, yellin in the background

Love these threads BTW. So comfy

Black guy again hahaha

>>137984322

Not sure desu.

Cops helping little old ladies yay :D

Damn sounds like their investigating some spooky shit.

>DOA

Gun in a white towel. Why no holster nigger?

we already got the anon caller

clueless rookie!!!

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>>137985176

shit i missed it!!! what exactly happened w the rookie?

>>137984982

I heard it a bit ago, then some phone number was read out.

spooky car?
it was towed but is somehow still there?

>>137985370
dispatch was telling him to do some routine action i think

>>137985578

Gotcha.

>>137985441

Did that definitely happen?

>>137985683
not definite dont check off just yet

>offenders pointed something at a police officer

>>137985814

10-4.

gotta put some laundry in quick, everyone keep me informed.

CAR IS HAUNTED, USE CAUTION

>male black threatening to commit suicide

SOS?

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I'll go ahead and put the haunted car.

Does "check your keys" mean duty's being handed off or something?

>>137985890
that was a domestic called in nothing came of it
did you hear it?

>>137987700
Means somebody has an open mic.

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>>137987826

Just heard it repeated, I think here ya go. You sure it was unsubstantiated?

>>137987828

Thanks m8

>>137987828
this
it sounded like they were were having a casual conversation about a domestic disturbance

>call of a lot of needles in the park by the light poles

>>137988083
he said something about "her not signing anything" on the domestic disturbance

>>137988216

10-4

>three security guards are randomly shooting taser guns near the firehouse

>security guards randomly shooting tazer guns
lol

Pink nike shirt is missing! someone find her!

>person passed out in the front seat of a car
>legs hanging out of the door

Time to play guess the tox report.

black male in hoodie
woohoo!

>BLACK MALE WEARING A HOODIE

MARK IT BOYS, WE'RE ALMOST AT BINGO

>>137969924
WHY IS THE DOOR OPEN
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

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>>137989588
>>137989563

FUG FUG FUG FUG FUG

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>>137969924
Evening, Roberts

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>>137989759

I heard screaming Robert!

BINGO.

>>137989759
backlog?

>>137989759
backlog!

>About to put in a backlog

Can we mark it?

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>>137990197
>>137990211

No problem. Y'all wanna keep marking this one or get a new bingo board going?

>battery victim
>pediatric ER at stroeger

>>137990350
good lookin out my watchdudes.
gotta hit the hay

>>137990350
what are robert and 110?
i have two tabs open for CPD radio codes and still dont have em all

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it's happening, robert

>>137990350
Might be nice to make a new one.

Although I would like to get a /black/out

>someone put an unlit tiki torch in front of his residence

>Tiki torch
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>tiki torch

>sOMEONE PUT AN UNLIT TIKI TORCH IN FRONT OF HIS RESIDENCE
HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

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>>137990501

Over and out Adam.

>>137990811

Here's the new one, might need to shrink it a bit

>>137990733
>not the tiki torch!

>>137990897
(((someone)))

>Unlit tiki torch in front of his residence
My sides

>Unlit Tiki Torch

Alt-Right in Chi-town?

>>137990922
Fixed flag

>Caller says someone placed an unlit tiki torch in front of his residence.

T i k i t o r c h

>>137991067
>>137991012
>>137990987
>>137991067

hope she doesnt get PTSD

holy shit its a tiki torch call the police

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Driveby. Nice. You don't hear those very often.

>>137982435
Rahm had then lower standards so more negroes could get in, no joke.

>Monroe

Street named after a president? Not sure I heard robert right.

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robert god damnit cehck your fucking keeyyyysss

party at the station. watch your keys.

>>137991625

If another anon verifies, I'll tack it on.

>>137991730
Sounded like it.

Does any other police dept. have as many open keys as CPD?

>>137985370

I'm pretty sure backlog has been mentioned

>>137991730
I heard jefferson.

units watch your keys please, watch your keys

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>>137991625
>>137991799
>>137991901

On it. Sorry for the watermark btw

Damn. Soon as we switch cards we finally get a missed callback

>>137991863
>>137992552

That's the way she blows, sorry lads lol

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bumping from Rogers Park

>>137992306

Putting shit in the dryer, check your keys till I get back

ROBBERY AT THE MAC DONALDS!

dogs!

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>>137993862
>>137994029

Did I just hear the dispatch being a bit sassy there, or am I just getting a big dick?

MAN DOWN

>>137994243
A little sass. Your call if it counts.

>>137994350

I'll leave it for now, for fun's sake lol

Gentlemen it is time to take cpd to the masses.

How can we get normies to listen? Can we get /our guy/ ecelebs to tweet the broadcastify link???

>throwing garbage at the caller

>>137994677
I think the majority of normies don't want to listen. The more they hear the more they'll realize that it's a problem and they might have to actually solve it.

I HEARD OUR lORd ROBERT

>>137994677
Youarelistening.to made it front page reddit a couple months ago.

>>137994854
>>137994898
One death in cville and the whole earth responded.
Shootings every night in Chicago and no one cares.

>citizen heard a single gunshot

>>137994854
imagine if trump retweeted it. clearly another racist tweet.

>>137995169
Well, it was a white woman in cville...

>>137995292
it was a white male driving

>>137995373
The dead landwhale was female though.

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two uncles fighting

>car on fucking fire, let's deal with the person taking a joyride on riverwalk and the death threats first

chicago boys and girls

>>137995557
>>137995373
>>137995292
>>137995291
>But anon isn't it structural racism that keeps the media from focusing on the violence in Chicago?
>But anon don't black lives matter?

>person shot in the leg

>hit in the leg!

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>>137994243

HIT IN THE LEG MOFOS

> i feel like an ambulance chaser now, shit...

>>137995886
tell that shit to the media, genius. They don't care that coons are killing coons. they die in Chi town by the bushel and nobody bats an eye, one rotund pale bitch kisses fender and they lose their collective shit.

oh man that alarm call was so close to
>burglar breaking down door

>>137996243

Beans, he shoulda done it :^(

>>137995886
>>137996140
if it werent for cis white male patriarchy there'd be time to cover our trans black sisters.

>>137996490
Gold. I like what you're doing here. We need to troll the left into cpd. Socratic method.

>elvis says his dad is getting aggressive with him

>minivan on the run
>high rate of speed

>minivan at high rate of speed
good choice of vehicle

>>137997480
They gave him a full three minutes to get up to speed before calling it in
>racetrack urbana
C-captcha, plz!

>>137997480

that's awful close to a

>schoolbus

._.

we got a kid booted out

damn son I feel like we could've gotten blackout on that last card. filled out what, 3 more now?

>>137997863
>Parents call cops on kid
Confirmed

https://youtu.be/TCPLpykL4Rc wheres robert?!!?

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>>137997863
>>137998141

Good tag team.

>>137998072

Ikr?!

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>the audio stream
Oh god, it's perfectly capturing the mood of the radio feed right now.

>three male blacks broke into an abandoned house
>fired into the air
>not wearing shirts

>3 Male Black
>Broke into abandoned house

unfortunately no mention of doors

>fireworks in an alley
surprised they have some left over from the 4th

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>>137998679
>>137998709

Ach, one space will do for now...

I wish there was a fucking fireworks space on this one, I've heard several incidents tonight with those

>it's flaring up again

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>>137999674
Why is their an palette on the bingo card?

>>138000127

Because I'm a Mac user and its the best free version I can get. I have to buy it if I want watermarks of jpegs, and it takes too long to export to jpeg from Preview.

>>138000412
>>138000000

of paint, that is

>drugsniffing dog needed

It's nice to hear the Roberts having fun every now and then.

drug sniff.

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>>138000875
ikr?

one shot MonkaS

>caller heard one shot and heard a shell casing hit the floor

>heard the shell casing hit the floor

jesus christ what a night so far

>>138000783
>>138000877

all dogs go to heaven, we have that one already unfortunately.

>Edward Ocean
Get ready for the new BlockBuster hit film!
Ocean's Niggers!
Coming this fall

>Kinda busy tonight, baby!

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>>138002367

Sounds awful sassy!

>>138001745
lol

>>138002736
oh god, we've reached that point. C'mon children in harms way! daddy needs a bingo!

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12 or more shots!
>AH AH AH

>the drug winnebago is here

>Mohommad Jamine

Ramon Roman? I would have suicidal ideation too.

>Chicago asks: What are names?

robbery occurred. caller robbed, robert.

>>138003237

did someone really say that? baka if so

units WA T C H Y O U R K E Y S

>aggravated vehicular hijacking

WEIRDOS CONFIRMED!

>>138004092
something like reports of drug use under bridge. winnebago also present with people going in and out

KFC involved

>vehicle hijacking

Everyone on this thread lurking now, stay on.

A treat is on the way...

>>138006210
Not going anywhere

>>138006210
Bold claim, sir. Let's see this "treat".

>>138006285
>>138006430

Finishing it up as we speak... I think you guys will love it, especially if you're from Chicago (I'm not)

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first time in one of these threads, 2 minutes into listening: we got a male black standin on the porch causing a disturbance

>>138006663
>inb4 anon bombs Chicago

>>138006777
OH SHI-

>>138006767

Welcome newRobert.

>>138006210
>female white black shirt getting punched in the face
fuck you anon

>caller was jumped on
>he suspects his jaw was broken

>>138006777
First the Tiki torch. Now this.

>>138007352

Dude, get your flag off /cpd/. No real Robert will take you seriously.

>>137976998
you amazing faggot

>>138007352
Worse. Tiki torch mobile.

>caller is hearing what sounds like a big broom

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>>138006285
>>138006430
>>138006663
>>138007211

Almost done, putting on the finishing touches...

and NO, I'm not bombing Chicago, you fucks XD

>>138007633

>/MALE BLACK/
/RED SHIRT/
/RED SHORTS/

>>138007523
I put on the Kekistani flag sometimes just to honor Lord KEK, bringer of the happenings. No other reason.

>>138007872

86 that faggotry, this is /cpd/ show some respect.

>>138007872

We welcome all nations

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Bumping with glorious OC

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>>138008331

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>>138007633
>>138006777
>>138006430
>>138006285

My fucking 9-year-old copy of Illustrator CS5 just froze when I tried to save, so here's a pic of the Chiraqi flag I took with my cell phone so it wont be all for nothing

>>138008492
fantastic

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>>138008436

And again.

>Nigs with knives

>>138008492

The text says "city in a garden" (the motto of Chicago) in Arabic (بلدة في روضة).

FUCK I HATE THESE NEW CAPTCHAS

Shot in the testicles.
Condition critical.
F

>>138008811
F

>>138008811
Better the just let the poor bastard die.

F

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>/pol/ lurking

>>138008651

I hope you're a polyglot

>>138008492
>>138008651

Fuck am I sad right now... the whole thing just froze!!! Fuuuuuuuck

>>138009048

I know Arabic, yes. مدينة is the normal word for city, but بلدة rhymes in Arabic with روضة and is shorter.

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>>138008651
>FUCK I HATE THESE NEW CAPTCHAS
bro...

>>138009203

Do you know Arab sandspeak, or are uhh oh Arab?

>>138009477

I'm not Arab, I just know sandspeak.

>>138009477

>an Arab
Just got censored by Jewgle

>>138009477

You don't understand how sad I am right now, two hours of work just went down the toilet... I have to make it again Sunday, shiiiiit

Do you live in a city center?

>>138009701
It's all good, anon. embrace life's little inconveniences.

>>138009900

No, I'm out in the sticks. And I have to be at work in 5 fucking hours... I want to cry right now, but I guess the bitching is over. It was so beautiful, I'm making it again and putting the vector image up so people can get it as large as they like

>>138009948

I guess you're right, man. ._.

>lisa's boyfriend is cutting himself in the arm with a knife
>no history of mental illness

Always scanned over these threads. Drinkin beers and listening right now makes me mad that I've been missing out.

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>the Robertsays it's not worth it

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FUN FACT:

Pic related was in the running to be Iraq's flag after we btfo'd Saddam. I personally love it.

>>138010240

I always think of him from the wire.

>>138010094
Remember Bob Ross.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCsO56kWwTc

get the fuck in here we may have found it

>>137958375

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on Robert?

>>138010440

I g-guess Iraq's flag isn't so bad after all then hehe

XD

A Hispanic is 6'0 tall??
What time to be alive.

>>138010565
Attaboy, sport. You'll make it even better next time. :)

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>>138010553
Nightshift police in the City of Chicago. Also, A one man wrecking crew, battling drug lords and pimps by night. You decide!

>>138010758

You're right, and I'll do it earlier in the evening too. Thanks bud

prostitute getting out of one car flagging down another

>abdul the limo driver wasn't paid

>>138010953
I'll look forward to saving it to the Robert archive, m8. On that note I gotta head off. Work tomorrow. Have a comfy evening, all. Thanks for riding along tonight.

>>138011399

Great ridealong :D see you, Adam.