/elle/ appreciation thread

That's a lot of forehead space.

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>>137922121
ELLE
L
L
E

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>>137922121
>tfw ywn place your dick between her fishlips

her voice is hypnotic. very dangerous.
be careful!

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Me, im obsessed.

>>137922398
Top zozzle

Meme it. Meme it hard. Meme it often.

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>>137922995
It is too late for us anon. Once you go /elle/ you never go red.

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>>137922121
your not a real ellefile if you haven't heard vice shitty stories. give it a listen.

>>137923701
forgot my link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRe8j4depWY&t=6314s

>>137922121

>Be interviewed by Elle
>doesnt look you in the eye
>always have this cunt look at me like im hitler when im talking
>very rude, no social skills
>gets emotionally offended starts everything off with Ugh or gosh when you cross her lefty ideology
>why did vice even hire this fishlipped bitch

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>>137922121
is that the Golden One's mythical sister?

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>>137922121

Come to daddy...

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She reminds me of a girl i used to plow that was a total submissive whore but with FAS. I hope it doesnt become a fetish of mine to lust after bizzaro versions of women ive already fucked.

E E L L E
L L
L L
E L L E L L E
L L
L L
E L L E E

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Get this ugly downy bitch outta here

She has the beauty of a sloth and elegance of a downy Napoleon dynamite

>>137924408
>tfw swastigaposting doesn't work

>>137922398
Christ, what is wrong with her face?

>>137924436
Lol, I came here to see this pic

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>>137922121
giv lugenpress gf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8w7lUMc1o

>tfw she will never look at you like this ;_;

She is hot in the weirdest way... but why are you guys meme'ing her into a nazi LOLOL

>>137924907
cuz

what's her porn name?

Literally who?

Somebody please photoshop her head like u guys do Spencers with the long ass forehead..
Thanks

>>137925040
Fair enough. I think its funny af.

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I prefer Laci tbqh.

>>137922121

She looks like she survived her years in James alefantis's care

>>137925316
KYS

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A righteous Aryan Valkyrie fighting for the cause, what else could one wish for?

>>137924907
Spencer already memed her into being a Nazi, iykwim.

She's a plant by soros.

Mind broken pizza party victim

>>137923951
That's what I said hahah

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>>137925394
Why?
Blue eyed blondes are cute.

>>137924597
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

>>137925517
Holy fuck. likely this. Explains her sad/retarded countenance.

>>137925615
do you have more pics?

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We should meme Laci and Elle into rightwing rolemodels. It's very obvious that these two fine girls are very attracted to the Faschist ways. They are drawn to it, maybe unconsciously. They need a strong man in their life, maybe they had issues with their fathers

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>>137925767
Yeah.

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>>137925831
Laci is already against SJWs.

>>137925615
Round faced, boring ass degenerate who teaches kids that being a sexual deviant is cool...um no

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>>137925316
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Non Ellethusiasts belong in an oven

>>137922121

She looks like Hilary

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Yawn.

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>>137925925
>round faces
>bad

>>137923200
I think that one may backfire anon

>>137925845
She looks like Chelsea Clinton

>>137925316
me too fampai

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>>137925995
>Elle
>slide thread
Found the shill

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>>137925944
HAIL ELLE

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>>137922121
She is a former disgusting porn actress and wasn't even very good at it

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>>137926095
Except her head isn't 5 inches taller than it should be.

They terrorized her and drained blood from her as a baby.

But they spared her life, they didn't extract the pineal gland.

For those that don't know... she is a reporter for Vice. Stills don't do justice to what makes her hot- you gotta watch her videos & see her personality & whatnot.

>>137926292
Idk she still hasn't left my spank folder.

>>137926279
im just gonna wait till someone edits the last part.
cant fuckin wait
im literially fuckin refreshing every second

>>137926294
I'd love to see her take the BBC.

>>137922121

i've never seen someone who's both really hot and ugly simultaneously.

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I would drink her urine, if you catch my drift.

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Are the huge glasses some kind of callback to Dr Pierce?

Otherwise she looks kinda like pic related who is smoking hot...

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>>137922121
gib fetal alcohol syndrome gf pls

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I am unironically in love with this cutie and I will protect her smile whenever I can.
Love Elle
Hail the leader

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>>137926524
kys cuck

>>137926055
Literally not a round face.

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>>137922121
>>137923200
>>137924885

>>137925890

wtf i don't wanna punch laci in her most punchable face anymore

I think she's like Anita sarkeesian. Not butt fucking ugly, but ugly enough girls and gays watching the show won't feel threatened. Her audience is secretly attracted to conservatives.

>>137926586
she's like a hipster chick. she works for vice. she's just ensconced in that ironic urban east coast culture.

>>137925890
if she could go 1488 with me i'd breed it.

>>137924488
Spot on.

>>137924885
[Vagina Tingles Intensifies]

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>>137926861
Maybe if her boyfriend leaves her.

>>137922121
>hail trump

aww that sucks, she's retarded

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Imagine taking a firm hold of Elle's petite blonde body. Lifting her up in your arms and gently putting her down on the bed and taking off her glasses as she nervously stutters;
- B-but, you're against everything I stand fo
- Shhh.. Hush, little girl. Daddy's gonna take care of you now

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>>137926776
Fuck I just realized it. Nice catch.

>>137924885
Why do they always have that look? Somewhere between a fish with botox, MDMA gurning and a fucking stroke.

>>137927213
Elle is not for lewd only forholding hands with.

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xnxx com/video-dzqno30/emo_cumslut_drains_stranger_park-watch_her_anal_vid_free_universalcamgirl.com

She should learn to swallow

>>137925316
What happened, /pol/ lost it and she nearly became our gal when she was apparently becoming redpilled, what became of her?

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>>137926650
>that belly
>that shitskin face
>brown hair
Doesn't even compare to our fair Aryan maiden.

>>137926582
>I would drink her urine, if you catch my drift.

yeah, you're a virgin who has never touched a real woman.

>>137927213
>it started out as a joke but then it became real
Holy shit, that's exactly how I feel about her.

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>>137926861
Vor uns liegt Deutschland,
in uns marschirt Deutschland,
und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!

Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!

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>>137927423
In her last vid she interviewed some tranny and pic related happened.
Since SJWs hate her now, hasn't made more videos ever since.

>>137927428
>brown hair
She's natural blonde, and her hair is straight.

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10,000 parsecs in paint

>>137927420
Not her. The upper lip is too big

>>137927726
Compare the teeth

>>137927614
Just when you thought she couldn't get uglier

>>137927420
Is that her? Strong resemblance

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I love her natural beauty and her innocent character also her slender body with those perfectly sized tits and her glasses and her hairstyle makes her overall cut to the point where I only want spend my time cuddling with her the whole day and then go out at night watching the stars over a green field out in the nature.

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>>137927428
Found a dank template

>>137927420
I bet she does. I dated a girl who liked to have me spit into her mouth while being aggressively fucked and would gobble up cum like that. It was some oral fixation with her. She swallowed whenever i told her but she was into weird shit like that.

>>137928180
Ur dumb. Chicks like her are wild af in bed. She doesn't want romance, she wants to be fucked until she can't walk.

>>137922121
The way she speaks provokes me to violence.
The soft spoken incincerity with which she asks questions.
The childish way in which she whispers "why" in the middle of someone explaining their position.
The disingenuous non sequiturs and feigning of ignorance and strawmanning.
That cuntish upwards inflection.

I hope she gets hit by a truck of peace.

mhm

Rupert Murdoch firm dips into hipsters' bible with $70m stake in Vice

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/aug/17/rupert-murdoch-vice-magazine-stake

>>137922309
>big fore'ead
what is this blatantly false castigation?
seldomj have I seen a more perfectly proportoned head. She is The Elle Ratio.

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>>137922121

>>137927825
damn could really be her

>>137922121
Quintessentially nerdy girl from 70ies porn.

>>137928552
>. She is The Elle Ratio.

If she has any sons they will be great athletes because they won't have to worry about getting blindsided.

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>>137928180
She looks like deputy dog lmao

>>137928750
Abhorrent lies to spill dirt on the name of our dearest goddess. You have to leave with your subversive Jewish propaganda at once.

>>137928750
oh fuck

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damn

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>>137925629
in a thread about a bitch with more ET face than Venti

>>137923951
LMAOOOOO

>>137928750
THIS IS FAKE NEWS

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>>137929185
>tfw no Venti gf

>>137922121
is that AFS or something? she looks like she was really premature.

>>137922121
Jesus Christ, what a hideous FAS horse-mouth skank. A face not even a mother could love.

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>>137928959
She looks like a cute bookworm, which just started to discover that the outside world is harsh violently and unpleasant.

>>137928864
>seventyies porn

>>137922121
Would rape/10

>>137924729
u didnt say pls

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>>137922121
>a NEW e-celeb for /pol/
Could you at least pick a more attractive woman?

>>137927638
SHUT IT DOWN
H
U
T

I
T

D
O
W
N

>>137930322
People like her for who she is inside. It's a change for /pol/.

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>>137922121
Relation?

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>>137922121
literal subhuman
just end yourself if you don't worship Palvin desu

Fill me in on this meme, I've seen many threads popping up as of lately.

>>137922121
QT
rawr

>>137923951
Boy what an ugly human being

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>>137930423
They even blocked her on Twitter.

Bet her pussy would grip your dick like a vice, ready to take all your cum

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>>137930322
hahaha yeah guys I fucking HATE these people that spread some of our ideas to a wider audience that shit SUCKS we need to get rid of these FUCKING ECELEBS amirite comrade?

>>137931116
Cute girl with FAS tugged at /pol/'s heartstrings in a way they've never felt before. Including mine.

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>>137931116
Just a cute girl.

>>137931433
Isn't she an SJW?

>>137931961
Yes.

Don't listen to Swedestanis, they're likely shills trying to normalize sharia law. It's a meme war and the jihadis have been at it for a while now, they're sneaky, they're trying to get you all on board with the far right ideas and then bam, they're all, "now just pray to Mohamed and we're all set here"

>>137923951
We should make them breed as a phrenological experiment.

>>137923951
The resemblance is uncanny

>>137922121
>This thread still exists
Sometimes
I
wish
I
was
a
MOD

>>137932141
Yes but only because she learned all her life that the right is bad, also you can't raise your voice when working for vice.
deep inside she is an innocent girl who strives to live a traditional life.

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>>137931319
These are slide threads. I do not care about this hammerhead shark.

>>137932359
You just kept it alive and so did I, yay!
$100 to anyone who can get me her nudes.

>>137926650
Why is her head so big? Is it because she's a Jew?

>>137932588
>$100 to anyone who can get me her nudes.
there are no nudes she would never do this, she also still have her hymen intact.

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>>137932667
It's just she's really small.

i want to protect her smile

>>137932790
would you drive a dodge in a group of commies to protect it?

>>137932756
U guys who wanna believe she is cute and innocent are hilarious. I knew her type, guaranteed she is 100% a freak in the sheets and I love it.

>>137932473
I want to marry her, move to the Midwest (preferably in the state with the lowest population density), buy a house and impregnate her. I want to raise a girl together, somehow I feel like she would be a great parent. Just imagining raising a girl with light-brown/dirty blonde hair with her makes my heart ache.

>>137932922
Yes, then I'd put my Richard in her Vice.

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>>137922121
She looks retarded.

>>137932938
Let me dream, my dreams are all that I still have left
I even live on the other side of the pond so I will never see such cuteness in real life.

>>137923094
is she a magic card

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>>137922309
Not overly so

>>137933050
Yes she is the girl to marry and settle down on the countryside with.
My heart starts pounding faster and faster just thinking of her.

>>137933178
Carry on my good man.

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>>137931890

just wondering if we spread the love for elle, will this make the finnish lauren shill left without a job?

>>137933327
Its probably a good thing your across the pond because your sounding creepy af. Stalker status.

The near unanimous worship of this broad is puzzling. She is 100% anti-male, SJW Marxist. You cannot red pill her. She is not an e-celeb. She is an actual journalist.

>>137933731
She could easily be persuaded by the right alpha male.

>>137929686
>which just sharted

ftfy

>>137931313
>not sure I agree with them anymore

One of us!

>>137922121
If you say her name in kind of a french accent it means she dreams

>>137933050
I want to wait months until we both get to know the baby's sex. I want to drive her around the state in a Dodge Challenger and shop together for furniture and toys for our female baby.
I want to be there as she gives birth to our (female) child. I want to put her on a pedestal and abandon everything but these two.
I want to tour America with her and take a lot of photos as we travel through the most beautiful places in the US. I want to rub sun on her body as our child prances about in Miami's beach.
want to build a swing by our house that will last for decades. I want to shop together for her school supplies. I..want.... fuck. I'm actually tearing up.

>>137934296
suncream*

>>137922121
How is such beauty even possible?

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>>137934066
Hopefully.

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>>137934296
I feel with you.
It is the magic of love my bulgarian friend.

Uhh, yeah. Totally our girl. Right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1QUupwmXw#t=57s

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>>137932521
oh fuck yes pls

>>137924514

SAD!

>>137935179
>playing into the enemy's game to infiltrate their ranks from within is bad

Fuck off shill

>>137934957
I've... never felt this way before. I feel all tingly and giddy right now. I want to go to America and express my love. I want to hug her so hard, so tightly, with such a force that would almost break her ribs. And I'd top it all off with an innocent kiss on the cheek.

>>137935179
She is using Vice and the liberal media as an outlet to subtly redpill the masses. The leftards suspect nothing.

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S E X
G O R I L I O N
H O U R S

>>137935179
her voice is as soft as her body
couldn't even listen what she said because I am hypnotised by her cuteness.
I-I just want to hug her and feel her heartbeat on my chest.

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>>137935815
Shoahtastic/10

Godspeed anon

>>137935873
>>>/reddit/ white knight faggot

>>137935591
she even told that those right wingers believe that jews control the media in hope of someone starting researching it for himself.
>>137935522
I have the same feeling, my heart is raising and I feel warm inside my body, could it be that her love is really the element to unite the right?

>>137924436
>>137924677
me, also. kills me every time

>>137936218
United by Elle's unconditional love for her people, we shall prevail.

>>137935873
I want to put my dick in her asshole

>>137936415
We have Lauren Southern for buttsex.

>>137927726
Look at the teeth and the nostrils. Those nostrils are weird and unique

>>137922121
I'm not, but I've listened in to her interview with the Daily Shoah.
My pro tip to her in case she reads this: Better stop researching into this issue, do maybe something else for Vice.
Not because we right wingers would threaten you, you can't really disprove our points and even then we wouldn't do that (I'd gladly believe again in equality and be at peace)
But because eventually you are going to turn in some respect and slip up.
It happens inevitably if you put in enough research.
Aside from that you can't even do an interview with these kinds of people without constantly self monitoring what you are saying, which makes for a very uninteresting interview.
They talk openly, you second guess every second if you are going to fuck up if you answer.

Also, your Jewish bosses WILL KNOW that this kind of information turns people quickly and that it is usually very hard to protect oneself from it, so they will monitor you more than other employees. (hint: I'm actually friends with some higher up managers at Vice)

So really, you want to have a career and do something meaningful - there's enough other issues where you could pursue exactly that.
Leave this stuff to journalists who have more courage and less fear of being socially ostracised.
It is obvious you are not cut out for it and no one's gonna shame you for it, including me.

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>>137935179
OH FUCK GO TO THE MIDDLE OF THAT VIDEO.
ANONS
you WILL NEVER
>go to a library
>have story time where Elle tells you a story
>she slowly starts taking your clothes off
>she keeps reading the story to you
>she then puts down the book and tells the story by memory
>she slowly whispers in your ear as she jacks you off
>she puts your hand over her heart
>the sweet smell of cookies saturate the air as delicious treats she baked for you are yours after she sucks you off

>>137922121
She is so repulsively ugly yet so sweet and cute at the same time...

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>>137936929
>she slowly whispers in your ear as she jacks you off

is anybody in this thread over 17? anybody ever had sex with a real woman?

fucking unbelievable.

>>137922121
Checking in

>>137936898
>(hint: I'm actually friends with some higher up managers at Vice)
If this is true please protect her.

>>137923200
The beauty of the aryan is so strong that a sloth face 5 head can be attractive

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>>137937722
Yes, I fucked three of them. Your point?

>>137937722
please tell me that's not a cooking show

>>137937722
But i like women jacking me off what is wrong with that!?Are you a faggot!?

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>>137938099
>that's not a cooking show

excellent. I hope it was. who knows.

>>137922121
Is she autistic for something ?

>>137933881
Yeah that gash was like Niagara Falls when talking to Spencer
What's that quote, "no one has wet dreams about a liberal"?

>>137928240
where the fuck do you meet these kind of kinky girls that all are submissive and want to be beaten, spit on, and strangled?

>>137938366

You have to be a degenerate

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>>137938366
>want to be beaten, spit on, and strangled

i suppose you google "white trash sluts who hate themselves"

why would any normal person want to find these girls?

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>>137938327
No, Jewish.

>>137922309
We will need all that space for Lebensraum

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>>137922121
I want to sniff her butthole so fucking bad.

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>>137938746
not an argument

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>>137937697
Like a pug.

>>137936929
Oh god, don't get erotic.. cause I can't help it then.
I can totally imagine her tucking her hair behind her ears and giving me a soft, gentle, and yet, juicy fellatio as she holds her glasses up by their RIGHT SIDE. Just the sight of that would cause all blood to rush away from my penis, and into my heart (I know my anatomy, but this sounds lovely - we can ignore logic). I'd pat her head and poke her sides all of a sudden just so I can hear her sweet laugh. Her sweet laugh will make me erect all over again, and I'll fucking hold her down and gently start caressing her beautiful midriff. I'll lick it. I'll start slowly going down, but then I'd suddenly stop, just so I can witness her reaction - and I'd french kiss her if it's cute. I'll lick her armpits and I'd fumble her clitoris.

>>137939077
what do you think her vagina smells like?

>>137939122
Now we just need someone to edit the Jeff Mangum-tier pasta about fucking Anne Frank

>>137938327
Yes, and she is Jewish

>>137939194
Latke and hummus

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>>137932521


Yarp

Fuck off with this ugly downie

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>>137939122
You should write some erotic novels.
Let elle be your muse.

>>137937872
You overestimate what you can do as a mere friend of someone. It's none of my business to second guess their internal decisions.
Aside from that I have a facade to keep, even though I'm financially independent.
These people are my friends and I enjoy their company.

>>137939378
No, she isn't

>>137939194
Like belly button lint.

>>137939194
like roses, but with a touch of sweetness to it.

>>137939017
this

>>137939378
>tfw no autistic Jewish gf

>>137939690
Maybe you can reach out to her with one of your friends, she really seems like she isn't aware of what she is getting into it, like I said earlier I think she goes into the world with a very innocent feel to it and a lacking sense of danger.

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>>137922121

I mean hammerhead sharks with fetal alcohol syndrome is quite the discovery.

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>>137939194
Thought about this for two hours last night, probably salted caramel hot chocolate

>>137939997
If Elle is what peak jewish performance looks like I am willing to give my foreskin for the Vaterland.

>>137932217
that made me kek

>>137936898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRe8j4depWY

She is unironically exceptionally charming in this interview.

>>137923951
ahahahhaa

>>137924436
kek every time

>>137939690
She is Jewish. She has tons of pictures of her hanakah

>>137928750

>>137939766
As well as a tiny, subtle hint of piss that adds a whole layer of depth that is simply mouthwatering. Whether you use all that spit in your mouth to perform cunnilingus, or to spit on your dick so it would be lubed up, you feel like you were designed to do this. Or it may just be pheromones at play. At any rate, it feels like the natural thing to do.

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You guys ganna kidnap her?

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>>137922121
I'd fuck that fish

>>137940680
Only if we have to do it to save her from the commies.

>>137940680
na, she's disgusting and would probably be turned on by it

>>137922121
What the fuck is wrong with her face?

I can't put my finger on it.

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>>137922398
>>137922121
>>137923200
>>137924885
>>137925046
>>137925267
>>137925316
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>>137926586

Pornified.

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>>137928012
most of the problem is her glasses which are too large

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>>137940984
I want her to fucking juice my dick up with her saliva and nosefuck her

>>137940984
Delet this

>>137940604
I know she is not.

>>137922121
She looks like she'd be hot if this was the 1970's.

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>>137939436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQAJ52o1GAs

>>137940680
No! I'd scare her to death if I did that. I'd commit to her over months and make her come with me to the vast Midwest, where I'd marry her, buy a house, impregnate her and have a (female) child.
>>137940937
Is it her lovely forehead?

>>137940619
I can imagine how she giggles the whole time, while slightly grabbing you more and more harder on the way to her climax.

>>137941269
Holy shit I was trying to put a familiar face to that bitch, well thanks anon.

>>137941201
Why do you think she got so offended when that guy named the jew?

>>137941102
Oh sorry, didn't know she's your waifu.

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>>137941473
Because she has to play the role, she is a vice reporter after all.

>>137941473
Everyone who works at Vice is friends with tons of jews. They frequently do parties together and go out and drink.

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so...

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>>137922121

>>137941975
doesn't have the same charme to her.

>>137922121
>She is the hero we all need, our new queen for a Fascist Europe.
this is a 14/88 in swedenistan

>>137941975
lacks the glasses. Maybe she can play elle in the biotopic

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>>137922121

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>>137935179

do you guys actually think she supports nazis? are you all spell-stricken virgins?

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>>137922121
>>137922398
we have to stop using the golden one and his girl cousin as representatives of what the white race
looks like. its not helping our cause.

>>137942712
She does. It couldn't possibly be more obvious. You'd have to be blind not to see it.

>>137941975
Not even close. She looks like a drugged-out, partied-out rich girl. Elle, on the other hand looks like cute countryside bookworm that has been bullied quite a lot in her school - by both the boys and the girls. Her heart is damaged by these years of emotional abuse, and she's lost her faith in the world, but perhaps somebody could restore both?

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>>137926292
Proof?

>>137942712
She is definitely Communist

>>137928750
DELET

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>>137938366
here's what most faggots here aren't able to tell you---

EVERY GIRL IS A KINKY SLUT

You just have to not fuck like a coward. Physically conquer her, and she will open up to all sorts of shit, then YOU'LL be the guy who "did all the kinky shit in her dark past."

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>>137942712
canadians can't meme

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>>137942893
I don't think she lost faith she just starts to explore it after being a shut in all those years in school, but sooner or later she will find out that society is broken, I just hope she doesn't get hurt in the process.
I wish I dream of her tonight, she is really the ideal of a women.

Isn't there a story about her ex-husband? Enoch was saying something a couple days ago on TWS. Like she put him in legal danger to get a story and he got caught and she divorced him? Something like that. Someone clear this up.

>>137943264
that's why it's important to do leg day and do lots of cardio!

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>>137942893
lol, well done

>>137943762
Fuck them hard, if you're a pussy, start with holding her wrists when she cums.

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>>137923951
Confirmed.

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>>137944072

>>137944018
see I always have the problem with my dick floppin out in the middle when I go rocket fast

>>137942104

GUYS GET IN HERE IT HAPPENED THE STATUE IN REPLACEMENT OF LEE FELL FUCKING KEK

>>137943615
Well, if one of us is by her side, he could prevent her from crumbling down. If he gives her a child to look after, she'd have a responsibility as a mother. Even if the world is not as good as she thought, she can't just abandon it now that she is a mother. Her husband can't abandon her, either.

>>137944237
I never said fast.

>>137944454
I am not worried about her settling down and found a family, living a traditional life, I am worried about her physical safety if she goes out on those protests or that she get stabbed in the back by her greedy coworkers, but on the other hand maybe she is all aware of this because she already knows how bad people can be from her time in school.
In the video where she was with cantwell and they got in thevan you can clearly see how she was breathing in distress, she felt fear at this moment, because she wasn't aware in what kind of violence she got her self into and that's why I am worried.
I never thought I could care for a journalist, but she had such a genuine cuteness and innocence to her that I really liked her as soon as she started to talk.
She is really the type of women for what I hope to find someday.

>>137922121
she looks repugnant
i think i will vomit

>>137926776
I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THIS PICTURE IS FROM
I've been wondering for two years and I still haven't found an answer

>>137945678
She doesn't deserve to be in such a high-stress job at all. Even if she wants to work it should be a nice and easy job. She's smart, so she could do anything - why become a journalist? Why pick such a high-risk job?

>>137945678
Oh, and I really, really want to meet somebody like her, too - and I hope I can make her even the tiniest bit stronger with my presence.

>>137946167
I think she wanted to become a journalist because she is interested in how the world works, but with all those e-celebs going out into danger zones she maybe taunted to do this silly stuff too without knowing what can happen.
>>137946355
Yes women like her should be a remember for us that we have a reason to fight for when hell breaks loose.
She really is all I want from a girl, not a styled up artificial whore.

>>137946714
I wish for her safety. I wish her well.
It's a dangerous job that she has picked up, but if that's what her heart wants...

>>137948106
It is not what her heart really wants I think she just needs some time to sort it out deep inside she is a girl who will find her place, I am convinced she is a good person.
I really can't sleep because I am so excited thinking about a girl like her, I just wish I can dream of her tonight.

>>137948769
So am I, anon... yet, I have to go to sleep. Good night, anon.
I hope I can dream of her as well. I haven't felt this infatuated in decades.

>>137949082
>I haven't felt this infatuated in decades.
I feel the same
I also wish you a good night it was a nice talk with you.

>>137949471
Likewise.

>>137930322
>Could you at least pick a more attractive woman?
None exist.

New queen of /pol/ confirmed

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Red pill me on Elle, what's her endgame?

>>137928750
So many blacks in the background are "her people"? Looks not convincing.

>>137929678
Bottom left kinda reminds me of Tiffany Trump

>>137940232
How the fuck does this thing see where it's going

>>137922398
le derp face

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>>137953243
I LOVE HER

>>137954975
topkek

I like her. She looks like a cross between a catfish and a person

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>>137923951

>>137922121
Bitch looks like she moonlights as a porn star.

Perhaps complete with a closet craving for black dongs, which would super trigger the fuck out of her stepdad.