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What is poll's opinion of the Netherlands

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tell me your honest opinion
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It's gay lol
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>>137870520
Useless country, should be annexed by Germany.

Also the language sounds like the speaker is choking on dick.
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i know nothing of this place. so i cannot form an opinion.
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>>137870520
One if not the most bureaucratic country in the world.
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>>137870520
What flag is this even, probably a shithole anyway
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Retarded version of Germany
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>>137870520
Tulips, weed and van gogh.
surprisingly strong trade partner, but not really interesting in any way historically or culturally.
also: your language can be heard and understood by any german and so can you with our language, so stop pretending you are not a german dialect.
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>>137870520
Most successful country in the planet. Achieved most of the success without having vast natural resources: only brains and love for commerce. Not even the scandis get close.

That said, it's also the most shallow and artificial country in the EU. You fuckers are so vapid that you end up being the America of Europe.
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Good ally. Some good posters but also some that seem to hate us for whatever reason.
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>>137870520
toothpaste.
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fuck you roman, you are a euronigger and you know it
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what is netherland? that city in NW Germany?
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>>137870520
I started liking Holland when I realized you hate Turks as well.
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>>137871133
Have you been to Rotterdamistan?

Best city in the country if you ara a nigger loving cuck like me
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>>137870889
I don't understand German and have no intention of ever understanding it. If I want to communicate with Germany's inhabitants I'll learn Turkish and Arabic.
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>>137870520
Amsterdam is fucking shit. Someone should drop a biological weapon in it.
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>>137871133
fuck you for taking our hard earned money
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>>137870704
>Coming from Romania
Not even surprised.
>>137870784
Basically Germany without the Turbo autism but with some added apathy and North-African mass immigration.
>>137870958
Mostly correct.
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>>137870784


Rijksdienst = Rechsdienst
Rijksweg = Reichsbahn
Werken voor het rijk = Arbeit für das Reich
Rijksinstituut voor Volksgezondheid en Milieu = Reichsinstitut für Gesundheit und Umwelt
Rijksmuseum = Reichsmuseum
Rijksoverheid = Reichsregierung

tfw wij zijn de wettige erfgenamen van het derde rijk
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>>137871220
kek
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Opkankeren
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>>137871227
Most dutch people hate amsterdam too... The south is pretty based.
T. Southern fuck
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>>137870520
Should have colonized us instead of Portugal. Imagine the Boers settling here instead of Africa and not having niggers to deal with.
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>>137870520
dutch and english are the only race to really maintain markets for longer than 30 years

tip top mate

now kill the jews
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>>137871332
I know senpai. I live there
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>>137871133
Hard to like Turks if you've had to "coexist" with them for any amount of time. The Turks have all the arrogance of the Germans but without the productivity to back it up.
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>>137871448
Holy shit you have been shitposting all day
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>>137870520
Basketball-Germans that got infected with french degeneracy a couple of centuries ago

They're ok
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>>137871518
holy shit you have been a spic all day
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>>137871692
That's Belgians
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>>137870520
Cringe country
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this thread has now been repurposed into a /polder/ thread.
https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nederland/politiek/knauw-voor-formatie-door-lekken-christenunie-weigert-vertrouwen-uit-te-spreken
any ideas who might be leaking?
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>>137871725
Hai :3
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>>137870520
Too much jewery going on there
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>>137870520
Shit tier euro country
And we belgifucks are the same
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>>137870520
Lived there for a year in south netherlands.

Pretty based country.

Dutch are like germans without autism,they are a bit more liberal and open/friendly in their nature.

Also I am jealous of their bike lanes you literally can get everywhere with a bike.The country also looks nice,same for the cities.

Your language is also a meme,it is pretty easy to read it or understand it as a german.Sometimes you have insane choking sounds in it tough,like literally throat cancer style,reminded me a lot of swiss german.

Bonus:Also dank weed dude xDDD

PS:What are those fines for parking wrong or speeding ?! 60 euros for parking wrong wtf käseköpfe ?
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>>137870998
we hate the eternal anglo, but for now, we've got to pretend
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>>137871285
Man, EU is stealing my hard earned money. Don't fall victim to media propaganda. I earn only 3 euros an hour for hotel work and the government is taxing the hell out of me because of EU's orders.
Greek people work the longest hours in Europe and wherever we immigrated we worked like crazy. Have some compassion for the founders of Europe.
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>>137871768
Kereltje Peggold.

For years he's been clamoring for power, but now that power is within his reach (he could be Vice Premier) he's thinking about it a bit harder and concluding that D66 only stands to lose in an unstable government like that. So he's trying to get the ChristenUnie riled up by getting in their way, hoping that they'll take the responsibility in case the talks fail.
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>>137871947
Belgium is eastern europe tier, not even close to Netherlands. kek
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>>137871947
Belgium is like the the autistic kid conceived by a cocaine addict euro trash Dutch guy from Volendam and a French alcoholic prostitute from Metz
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>>137872178
It needs to be euthanized.
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Living in a small northern village, love it. Stay far away from the Randstad.
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>>137872178
not Flanders tho, they're part of Dietsland
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>>137872205
How do you feel about going under the sea?
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Wollah a zebbies. Marokkanenpower
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>>137872062
no you don't,
people retire around the age of 50, bribe tax collectors, half-build second or third stories on your house to avoid tax, lazy builders take an entire workday to do something that hans would've done in half an hour.

I agree that we shouldn't have send money to your country as it fucked the already broken economy but don't go pretending you are a victim of the mess your countries shitty work attitude created
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My friends went to Amsterdam once and they were selling dildo's next to vegetables in a supermarket.

They're seen as relaxed, uncaring, immoral, odd, stoners and a morally lax people over here
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>137872238
Flanderistan you mean.
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>>137872046
Pretend what?
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>>137870520
>flower based economy
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>>137872366
Nothing further from reality. Amsterdam is the Netherlands in the same way Jalisco is California.
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>>137870520
Moved here from germany, seems like paradise compared to Berlin
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>>137872093
It's like literally the same
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>>137872350
We better get some pity points internationally for losing 80% of our nation in the next 50 years.
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>>137872007
Parking and speeding fines are basically extra tax for automobile drivers, due to the aforementioned and political climate nobody is changing this fact.

Except for Brabant where they actually blow up or otherwise demolish speed cameras from time to time.
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cucks
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>>137872387
doesn't matter, when the race war starts we will purge Antwerp and the rest of Holland and Flanders. It's our land by right.
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>>137872238
antwerp first muslim city after brussels, also first jew city
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>>137872471
implying you don't like pretty flowers
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>>137872582
But climate change isn't real
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>>137872471
Flowerpower :-DDD
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>>137872548
Western and eastern germany are also really close. When you compare the two, they are worlds apart.

Beglium and nl are the same
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>>137871332
>added apathy and North-African mass immigration
What? We are more rightwing than Germany, especially on immigration.
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>>137872615
When the race war starts you are going to be wearing a Hijab just to hide from the destruction unleashed by your niggers.
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>>137872350
We've been fighting water for thousands of years. I trust our superior dikes.
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>>137871768
zal wel een van de kinderen van Buma zijn ofzo. Vader komt thuis in de avond en laat zijn koffertje in de gang liggen, kind verkoopt de inhoud aan het AD en heeft een extra zakcentje verdiend.
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>>137870520
best european country because i like how direct you are and mostly tolerant

but then again im a russki kabuski, so not sure if others perceive you to be the same
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>>137870520
They kiss their children in the mouth, multiple times. I think they're all secret pedos.
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I like it
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>>137872866
Yes I respect that you're the living proof Africa is shit because of Africans.
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>>137872666
Checked and we just need to annex the big city's
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>>137872359
People retire at 67. Of course the boomer genreration in Greece was trash-tier and accumulated all wealth with minimum work as in all countries I've ever seen.
I am a young person who's dreams collapsed under the banker's commands.
If I am to pay for past generations, I demand Germans to pay for destroying my country in WW2, the British and French to return the marbles they stole and Turks to drop themselves in the sea for doing the same to my grandparents.
Stop being the voice of shitty bureocrat bankers.
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>>137872994
Really makes me think
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>>137872962
>They kiss their children in the mouth, multiple times.
I have never done that and I have never anyone seen doing that.
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Best country in the world
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>>137872785
nah mate, i've got 3 guns for my family, i got AK bayonets and alot of tinned food and bottled water, i'm gonna have a fun time shooting niggers and muzzies
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>>137870520
I feel like you're bitter, resentful people
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>>137873029
I'm sorry your situation is shitty. But your country had it coming.
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>>137872084
I'm really looking forward to the day Pechtold resigns, because the other D66 frontbenchers are complete retards, especially Kees Verhoeven and Wouter Koolmees. That shitty party will finally crash with no survivors like the PvdA when one of those idiots takes over.
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Went there for a holiday. Besides being flooded with retarded libtards, you cunts are nice as fuck.
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Superiour to our society when it comes to urban planning and agricultural output which is just amazing
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>>137870520
Even more niggers and mudslimes than in Belgium
Like ffs get your shit together
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Love the Dutch!
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>>137872962
That doesn't happen at all. Did someone tell you it was normal and then do it to you?
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>>137870520
Export more chocolate.
When you speak English it sounds like a laugh in your voice. There's probably a niche for a Dutch comedian in Bongland.
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>>137873264
>Those manhands
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>>137872548
Found the flamingant cuck
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>>137870520
The Clog is the pinicle of your nations contribution to the western world
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>>137872955
Isn't The Netherlands synomynous with degeneracy in Russia?
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>>137870873
We're not talking about Italy here though.
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>>137873403
>Russia, the land of illegal abortions, mass deaths from alcoholism and endemic corruption
>Calling us degenerate
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>>137873264
Dutchies. <3

Love you guys even though you guys speak retarded German.
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>>137873354
Found the doppende walloon. Shouldn't you be at work eternal Pierre? Oh wait you're a Walloon, nevermind. Just vote PS for more gibs you 2nd degree nigger.
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>>137873354
Don't worry, after Flanders receives independence and merges with the northern Netherlands, we can look at reintroducing you and taking down the French influence you've endured.
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>>137872962
Superficial fake ones on the cheeks, no lip/skin contact. just touching cheeks and making sounds.

Not everyone demands it and will also accept a handshake.
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>>137873489
Don't forget HIV.
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>>137870520
Tulip jews
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>>137873354
First time i see a Waal here in years
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>>137873029
you fags recieved 160million marks as war reperations.
Theres a difference between what a government regulated retirement age and the average retirement age
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>>137870520
from personal experience the dutch have the worse Euro superiority complex i have seen and it has made me dislike your culture
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>>137870520
Drugs. Non white immigrants. degeneracy. American lapdogs.
Same problems as ours but worse.
And your women are the most degenerates whores i ever seen, drunken wrecks literaly fucked by shitskins in the gutter all over paris during holydays.
Literaly.
Never saw such things, they are worse than english girls, and that says a lot.
Even the most liberals of us are disgusted by their behaviour.
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>>137872670
>Dutch anime girls
Why have I never searched this before?
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>>137873226
Still better than cucked France.
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>>137873653
We need to add Suriname and the Caribbean islands to that as colonies.
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>>137873949
Give me sources, my jealous friend.
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>>137870520
muzzie leach reporting in, ready to parasite off of welfare.

in all fairness, moroccans aren't that bad. I mean, yes Geert fucking hates us and he gets a lot of popularity and yes there's a fuckton of tamazight mountain scum behaving like nigs on the streets but a big part of moroccans that's overlooked is the part that's studying, working and actually integrating.

like honestly, moroccans are almost as integrated into Dutch society as people from Suriname who you usually find in those rich white neighbourhoods. there's a surprising amount of black-white-indonesian mixing here.

anyways, if you look at dutch-moroccans compared to Turks or nigs that aren't from suriname or any other group, you'll find that we actually are quite useful if you remove the dirty tamazight berbers.

in morocco, the ethnicities are as varying as in the rest of the world with in the south the nigs and in the north/east mixed.

at the very tip of morocco you'll find a perfect breed between caucasians and arabs
my great grandmother is Sicilian
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>>137874016
france is an African country we shouldn't compare it to the European ones
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>>137873373
I'd probably say it's either the microscope/telescope/atlas/CD/wifi/bluetooth/casette/DVD/stock market/pendulum clock/the fucking carrot/fire hose/australia/discovery of photo-syntehsis, saturns rings, microbiology, gas, centrifugal force, blood cells and the like, wave theory of light, or a bunch of smaller things in the same field
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>>137874118
Don't worry lad, I like Greece and I understand your situation
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>>137874167
Kek, true that. Poland still has pride.
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We Dutch males are the master race. Tallest men in the world. I remember the first time in the UK when I was kid. Why is everyone such a dwarf here? Same for America and pretty much the rest of the world.
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>>137873652
>>137873926
I'm not walloon nor flemish, I'm just Belgian you regionalist fucks
If you either call yourself a walloon or a flemish, you're trash
How can you be pathetic enough to suck France's/the Netherland's cock ?

>>137873653
Actually I would be happy to tell the French to fuck off, but joining your country won't do, my northern friend.
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>>137872962
what
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>>137874280
We also have the lowest amount of trannies, percentage wise.
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>>137874270
I like Holland too. I don't understand how people fall victim to media propaganda so much. Is anyone reading history anymore?
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>>137870520
Lame af. Women are all racemixers, ugliest language in existence, massive socialist state, culture consists of some retarded artists, whores, weed, and windmills.
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>>137870520
Bunch of characterless, selfish people. Reflected in your politics as well.
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nuff said
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>>137871372
And so is the north-east.

T. Drenthenaar
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>>137874140
arab moroccans are definetely worse than amazigh
but you're all thieving, scamming, ugly bastards
go the fuck back
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>>137874374
but we're pretty gay man
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>>137870520
You do the same as he usa does to its ppl, see them as money makers, but you instead of feeding them in coupons, you feed them with vodka.
Both ways work, the oligarchs are happy and 104billion richer than last year.
Also, putin continues what stalin left behind, creating a nation, regardless of tribe/race/e.t.c., he just wants a huge stronk russia.
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>>137874374
You're not gonna like this

Furries in Europe
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>>137874036
Without the people, sure.
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>>137874118
https://www.cnbc.com/2015/03/18/who-still-owes-what-for-the-two-world-wars.html
>105 million from Italy
>45 million from greece

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_reparations
(source number 6)
>After the war, in 1960, Greece accepted 115 million Marks from West Germany as compensation for Nazi crimes
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>>137874687
zoomed in
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>>137874749
fuck, I ment to say 45 million from bulgary.
excuse me
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>>137874687
Can I have the site of this? I got a Indian war sabre if my city comes up possitive.
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>>137874762
>>137874687
that's what happens when you reject god and become cultureless proddies
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>>137874687
to be fair that just looks like a population density map in Europe
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>>137874858
>Can I have the site of this?
https://furrymap.net/
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>>137874456
no..?
amazigh are like fucking apes, with their yellow skin and inbred faces after decades of fucking in the mountains.

the arabs are significantly better mate, anyways look who's talking, Spain is really fond of racemixing anyways, that's probs why you're protecting amazigh, because they are your rapebabies you made with nigs down south.

also, i'm here to stay faggot, sperg on :)
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>>137870520
Classic Dutch story that happened to my friend.

>Invited to child's bday
>Go and bring along kids to play
>Kids eat food at the party, some cake and snacks
>Later received an itemized bill from the parents of the birthday child for the food their kid ate.


It is a country where everyone has mild autism. They don't interact like humans. They interact as if they are robots with human faces.

Rules are more important than solutions, objectives, or happiness. They take this at face value and questioning it is considered insane.

Despite the fact that they are extremely close minded they consider themselves extremely pen minded.

They are highly conformist, and get extremely uncomfortable socializing.
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>>137874285
Plz we live in one county but its not one people we have more in common with the dutchies then the walen
Television apart
Taal apart
Political views totaal apart
Exe...
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>>137874762
Wtf is happening at the border though?
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>>137875024
the rif is the most berber part though and it's the less inbred looking and lightest, the south of morocco is predominantly arab and they're dark as niggers and poor af
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>>137874749
So your source says that Germany's debt was written down because they couldn't afford it.
Did you even read it?
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>>137870520
We have a mutual love of darts.
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>>137874879
holy fuck, i didnt know my region is so crowded
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>>137875220
>the south of morocco is predominantly arab
kek yeah right buddy

and yes the rif are light looking but most of them went fucking those nigs down south.

true arabs are more Iraqi looking
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>>137874762
Jesus, what's happening in Nijmegen?
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>>137874879
2010/2011
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>>137875457
I was in marrakesh and I can confirm you people are absolute scum, honourless lowlifes
I almost killed one of you, if not for your low IQ pack mentality
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>>137875665
>2010/2011
does 6 years make a difference?
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>>137875236
given all the "relief" money you recieved to bail out your country, all the european trustfunds money and it still being in pisspoor health it's pretty safe to say you have gotten your fair share.
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>>137875102
This

Also, usually if it's your birthday, your friends do jack shit for you, you actually have to set up the party and arrangements and pay for all the food/snacks yourself or with your family, it makes no sense.
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>>137875102
>Later received an itemized bill from the parents of the birthday child for the food their kid ate.
Jesus.
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>>137872962
nice bait seanigger
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>>137870704
>language sounds like the speaker is choking on dick

kekk, Toppest of bants my friend
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>>137875998
>Jesus.
soon u gonna use: Allah u western cucks xD
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>>137876403
Your job is to keep Turks out of Europe, back to it you lazy Pole.
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>>137875825
>Not realizing that these "trustfunds" are just loans with shitty interest rates

I don't want any of your money. Europe is Greek. Fuck off Europe.
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>>137875602
Nijmegen is litey overrun with shitskins and antifa.
So I guess it's just another leftist shithole.
.t Nijmegeneaar.
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>>137872548
>Belgium
>literally the same

Pic very related
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>>137872178
>tfw trash from Volendam
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>>137876542
not this time mate, we learned our lesson, we said no to helping anymore
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>>137870520
Irrelevant liberal cucks.
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>>137876546
when you had the referendum greece cucked out last minute because it needed even more money, this on yourselves when you got in this shitty fourth reich.
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>>137877000
mate u sold your country to all kind of sand niggers, they can't be more cuck'ed than you
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>>137877223
>>137877223
France is only marginally less white than most other west Euro countries
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>>137871372
ayy, welke stad?
013 hier
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>>137876832
Here in germany we say:
"Orange's what the garbagemen wear!"
As an taunt to the soccer uniform you guys wear.
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>>137877357
>France is only marginally less white than most other west Euro countries
oh, so i sorry i hurt ur feelings my germmate
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>>137873243
Jan Paternotte is their crown prince.
>>
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denk_(political_party)
They literally have a Muslim/Turk party.
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>>137875121
We're not the only country with several languages/cultures, am I right ?
Sure you speak the same language as the netherlands, watch their television and what no, but historically, Flanders has been clearly distinct from them (and mostly linked with "Wallonia" and France, ever since Charlemagne, then through France and Burgundy)
The linguistic problem would be non-existing if the politicians got their shit together (and isn't a critical problem per se, as many countries face the same situation without any problem), and bashing the Walloons for being economicaly weak is hypocrital since it was the other way around until the 50s
The only real problem with Belgium is that both flemish and walloon politicians rely on regionalism to get elected and push their own interests, the NVA using the retarded flamingants part of the flemish population and every walloon party using the retarded, lazy part of the wallonian population.

Flemish people come in the south during their hollidays and the same goes for walloon people going in the north, there isn't a single problem between us, even without speaking the same language, as long as regionalists and politicians aren't involved

And I have no fucking intention of being Walloon, or French, or any other shit because some cunts in both regions can't put their shit together because "HURR DURR WE DON'T SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE"
Everyone is making fun of our country because of that stupid shit.
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>>137870784
Nothing wrong with that, however it pisses me off that the police has double standards with fining people.

Anyway, the standards of living is mostly good but the Dutch people are unbearable narcissists. You will never befriend them unless you're a braindead leftist or being someone that shows off with his status/wealth all the time.
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>>137874140

KYS parasite.
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>>137870873
>What is poll's opinion of the Netherlands
>what is that flag even

Your iq is not 105, that's for sure.
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>>137871227
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>>137870873
go back to importing niggers and making pizzas
>>
Morocco's colony.
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>>137877357
sorry belgmate, wrong flag
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>>137870958

Totally right

>Vapid

Spot on.
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>>137877680
>but historically, Flanders has been clearly distinct from them (and mostly linked with "Wallonia" and France, ever since Charlemagne, then through France and Burgundy)

The fact that Wallonia was a part of the political Netherlands doesn't change the fact that Flanders as a whole was part of the Netherlands as much as Holland was. Our current borders are defined by what armies could muster, not among natural borders.
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>>137877573
Interesting. I don't know much about him, because he is only in the Chamber since last election. What makes you think it will be him?
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>>137870520
push the Randstad into the North Sea and put Flanders in its place, then you've got a based little country
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>>137873652
>eternal Pierre
top kek
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>>137870520
LOVE
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>>137875102
>Classic Dutch story
*Classic Amstelveen story
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>>137872351
Ga eens stukje rijden op je zipje met je nek tasje.
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>>137874285
Belgium is a married couple where the Flemish man works two jobs and his wife is a sleezy drunk whore who just stays home and spends his money. Time for a divorce.
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>>137878688
M U H
G G R
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>>137878846
feels good man
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>>137877509
we are no stranger to that kind of bantz
>>
First generation Dutch Canadian here. You should have voted in /ourguy/ Geert Wilders.
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>>137879188
he's the second biggest party leafbro, the others just exclude him from coalition negotiations
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>>137879188
Vote for GroenLinks, fucking epic man XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD
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>>137879188
Geert is a fucking jew
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>>137879188
blame the treacherous cunts up north
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>>137870889

Capitalism was invented here.
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>>137879188

These are /ourguys/
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>>137879843
Indeed.
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>>137870889
Yeah no, I can't understand German and Germans can't understand me. Unless they live near the border and actually know Dutch.
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>>137880068
>>137870889

Dutch and German used to be recognised as the same language by both the Dutch and the Germans until our golden age, only then did we start to call our language Nederduits and later Nederlands.

This doesn't mean that the languages changed a lot, not in that sense. When looking at dialects of today, dialects from near the border are closer to each other than from the other side of the country. It's not a hard line.
When the language was standardised in both countries, the drift started to happen. Assuming the languages weren't the same would be pretty strange looking at history. It takes awhile for languages to divert naturally, and that only really could have happened after ~900AD. The standardisation destroyed a lot but also achieved a lot towards unifying its respective people.

Even today, dialects still cross borders.
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>>137870784
Haha.
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>>137870998
Chatham raids nvr forget. We hate Anglos for messing up our colonies.
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>>137871227
Amsterdam is to the Netherlands what Paris is to France.
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>>137878352
He is a big political talent and has a lot of experience leading their party in the Amsterdam city counsil. D66 got the most seats there last elections.

Kees Verhoeven and Wouter Koolmees aren't leaders. They will, as you said, fuck their party up, just as Ascher is doing to the PvdA right now.
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>>137871415
>Hasn't heard of Dutch Brazil...
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>>137874450
Drenthe voor het leven.
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>>137870520
Salty liquorice, windmills, used to run Indonesia, had a nice trading company logo.
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>>137874762
Nog een reden om blij te zijn met Drenthe.
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>>137872178
>Metz
>French
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>>137870520
Moved out of Hillegom as a child in 98. Want to go back, all my family is there.
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>>137873997
>t. Only went to Amsterdam because weed lmao
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>>137870520
Too liberal for my taste, but much better than Germany.
>>
been there a few times, mainly amsterdam and tilburg

they eat too much mayonnaise
their language sounds awkward

that's about it
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>>137881930
We brought niggers to your country.
>>
Hookers, weed and faggots
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>>137882113
There is no such thing as 'too much mayonaise'.
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>>137873653
>Geen Rijssels Vlaanderen
>Geen Henegouwen
>Geen Hof van Kleve
>West Friesland niet Friesch
>Geen Luik

Kutkaart
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>>137876576
>>137875602
>>137874762
Nijmegen is a real shithole, and seemingly grows worse by the week. Everywhere is filled with Antifa & Anti-Wilders posters and stickers.
t. From a small comfy Brabant town but studies in Nijmegen
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>>137870520
Judging from the people I met you are good, diligent people. Very straight to the point when you're talking to the point where it could be perceived as rude but I like that. Some of you are 420 blaze it phaggot people.
Great county and history. Pls uncuck your shit, we need you!
>>
I have seen armed robbery for the first time in Netherlands.
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>>137882299
>go to some tiny local burger shop in tilburg
>they ask if i want ketchup on it
>i say no
>they put mayo on it without asking
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>137870520
Greatest cheese in the world. I also love stroopwafels, pannekoeken, poffertjes en drop.
t. Lived in Utrecht for a few months
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>>137882658
Isn't it alright by your standards if the burger is served to you frozen?
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You are a has-been.
Go enjoy your last moments with some moroccan BBC and dissapear into irrelevance.
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>>137870520
not enough jihad
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>>137870520
Tulips, windmills, dams and weed
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>>137870520
you have too many gypsies in amsterdam
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>>137882903
my standard of fast food is built purely on the creed of "no mayo"
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>>137883340
You are a swine.
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>>137882611
Were you the one holding the gun?
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>>137870520
Extremely based country. Basically the cradle of life.
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>>137870520
Like all european countries, you're shit and

>"what do you do here exactly?"
>>
In Drenthe (buiten de grote plaatsen) kijken mensen nog steeds vreemd op als er moslims of zwarte mensen rondlopen, ik vind het helemaal mooi. Ik vraag mij echt af waarom je niet in het noorden van het land wilt wonen, in groningen, drenthe of friesland.
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>>137870520
Dogshit. Dogshit everywhere.
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>>137870520
Wants to be fat and stupid like the alt-left
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The Major cities are filled with liberal degenerates, but the landscape is beautiful, and the art and culture is breathtaking.

I didn't notice many non-whites when I was there in 2010, but I understand there is a growing muslim problem.

I would say it's my favorite European country, even with it's liberal problems. Hungary is a close second
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>>137879188
>Geert Wilders
he looks like a pedo, no wonder he's /yourguy/
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I like the Netherland as a neighbour. No - we don't want to blitzkrieg it again. Ther are a lot of similarities - but a lot of differences as well. I like the Frikandel trashfoot with french fries and mayonaise as well. Germany is on beer, NL on weed, France on wine and Belgium on Heroin.
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>>137884282
Belgium is to us what Canada is to Americans/
Poland is our Mexico
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>>137870520
Pretty harmless. Polder technology/techniques may be quite useful in the coming century.
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>>137870520
Filled with treasonous hippie scum.In need of RWDS, violent revolution and ethnical cleansing.
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>>137884414
ur the canada in the relationship tho
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>>137871415
South Africa is doing so great, right? gb2sopa, macaco.
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>>137884244
how's that brexit going
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>>137870520
Amsterdam was pretty comfy
Countryside is really nice
Lot of dykes
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>>137884678
>Been independent for far longer
>Developped culture
>Richer history
>Greater economy
>Belgium speaks the same language as us + French, like Canada speaks the same language as US and French
Nah m8, the signs are pretty clear.
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>>137875086
Wer ist das?
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>>137885144
What kind of dykes?
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>>137870520
Shithole
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>>137875792
>spinach LARPing the Reconquista
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>>137870520
/pol/ or /POL/, but never Poll
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>>137885685
What does this mean?
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>>137885000
don't you have to be out stealing something romania?
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>>137870520
We need a new Rudi Carell for TV and movie entertainment. Pls send over soon, the old one has died unfortunately.
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>>137883946
Groningen is stiekem de leukste stad van Nederland om in the wonen.
>>
Great place, usually great people, unfortunately you guys are ripe with useable proxies so cunts use your flag to shitpost
>Mfw next February my friend from Holland is bringing me a pair of wooden shoes
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>>137882122
I'm Portuguese-American. Who am I to judge your people's history?
>>
>>137871073
Sore wa Deijima desu
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>>137872471
t. jelous as fuck like the rest of us that they managed to make hundreds of millions off fucking flowers
Also I like your women a lot and they seem to be of the same opinion, probably because I'm 3/4 kraut but have a bit of Dutch in me as well
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>>137874012
Because animu is for weeb trash and the slanted eyes that draw them don't do your women much justice
>>
>>137886586
Except that the japs have little reason to draw Dutch weebshit.
That weebshit is drawn by Dutch weaboos.
>>
>>137870520
toothpaste land
>>
>>137885987
You have Sylvie Meis and Linda de Mol already.
Can I interest you in Jan Smit?
>>
>>137879188
Geert isn't /ourguy/ he's a faggot
However he's still better than what you currently have
>>
>>137886870
If he's a good showman, send him over.
Linda de Mol was great, but hasn't been on TV for at least a decade now I think.
>>
>>137872062
>Have some compassion for the founders of Europe
This is WE WUZ tier
>>
>>137886732
That's really sad
Look at their chin shape, look at them!
>>
Expat living in Netherlands(4 years)

1 people are slow. Its very common for some oldfart lady to have a chitchat at a cashier. People are waiting!

2 some blacks are super easy and cool and some whites are super shady and agressive

3 people have different exuses to avoid work. "my dog is fealin lonely" for example.

4 Ultra rich neighborhoods could be stone away from ethnic shitholes

5 Stupid idiots on "fixies"

6 Raining(its raining now)!

7 No winter

8 Tourists on rented bikes. Gimme a fucking break!

9 Mostly nice food and awesome beer.

10 Bitchin language which is damn difficult to learn. No practice. Everyone speak Engels.

And many many more.
>>
>>137881665

Last time i checked it was French
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>>137870520
My humble Dutch opinion is that our country sucks. People are very full of themselves, and letist cancer has infested us full force. Yet everytime I leave and go anywhere else i long back for the nice orderly streets and comfort food.
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>>137887659
I take it you're living in Amsterdam.
t. Amsterdam local who wants to gtfo of this theme park shithole
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>>137888277
>tfw kankerturken, kankermocros, kankernegers overal maar je kan wel genieten van FEBO
>>
>>137870520
Most of your drivers are fucking terrible but I had a good time last time I visited- stayed with a cute Dutch chick in her house outside Amsterdam on a little river for a few days
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>>137874140
You're ok, and don't take /pol/ retards as an accurate sample of white people.
>>
>>137870520
Fuck dutch they detroyed Kurlandian colonies on tobago fuck you!
>>
>>137888277
Honestly when I return from Germany or England I'm surprised at how much more orderly our streets and infrastructure are.
>>
One of the best countrys in the world senpaitachi, coming from a shitskin. Only negative thing is the inconsisent weather.
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>>137889376
that stag/deer icon is CUTE and unique
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>>137889413
>>137888277
This. Going to het buitenland is the best reminder you can get of how great our country is.
>>
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our best friends.
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>>137884517
Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylZqvNHRHzI
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>>137890730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akZ-Qx2Pmzk
>>
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>>137870998
Anglo-Dutch Commonwealth when?
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>>137891667
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>>137891748
Groot-Nederland first
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We always got the Netherlands back.
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>>137870784
You've clearly never lived in france.
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>>137874431
klopt!
>>
>>137883113
Latvia
>xD
>>
>>137892886
Did mijn taks euros pay voor dat shit?
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>>137879188
Fvd is better.
>>
>>137870520
least shitty western eurocountry
>>
>>137893294
Yes, your belastingcenten have probably paid for those poor Picasso knockoffs.
>>
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>>137893294
Probably
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>>137879188
We did.
Then some cucks still voted VVD because they think that a liberal party is right wing enough for them.
Other more wise gentlemen of various saneer descriptions voted for the Lavendel Champion and the Hiddemeister.
If only they got enough votes to get the cutie in too.
>>
>>137893584
We have to use our belastingcenten for het buying van atoombommen.
Pleasing Papa Trump door het nuking of North Korea will help ons.
>>
>>137892183
>Safhinaz
WTF?
Kanker naam, kanker vriend, kanker dood in kankerland, alhamdoelillah.
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>>137892886
>wat zit je me aan te staren jij vuiler cisgeile blanke on-ethnische kolerelijer mijn god doe die broek uit ik ga je sabel met m'n tong slijpen
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>>137892183
>les over boze witte man
ze kunnen het niet laten
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Shit country, thank God I'm frisian, and not a cucked Dutchfag.
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>>137893861
We must lekker North-Korea helemaal kernkankeren with flames and frikadellen voor feestje.
>>
>>137870520
godverdomme irritate grachtsmoffie waterjoden schuimratten. platte flauwe pannekkoekenland meer moskeën als kerken
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