Fuck if the upcoming Right V left war spreads to australia anyone

>>137846549
tape a banana onto a tshirt

>>137846549
Put a pool ball in a sock

>>137846549
just throw boomerangs

>>137846549
Get in shape to where you could run a marathon with ease.

Rub shit on yourself. Pick your target, chase them till they faint or die.

>>137846549
Nail gun?

>>137846549
>live in Australia
>walk outside
>find venomous frog within 20m of your home
>tape it to a stick
>have it spit at your enemies

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>>137846549
British bayonet

>>137846549
>>>/k/

>>137846873
Damn thats good.
>>137846738
Under-rated.

>>137846549

kill kangaroos till you find one that has a purple

>>137846549
Buy fish, chicken meat and other kinds of meat, and let them rot (or ferment). Put them in balloons and throw them at people.

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>>137846951
I wouldn't mock.

>>137847001
https://www.bunnings.com.au/

>>137846549
Come to the US mate. It will be a war for the future and you shouldn't sit it out.

>>137846549
Beat them with your hands, Cronulla style. Pull their inevitable ponytail/shaggy hair back so their head tilts back, then palm their face and push your hand as hard as you can to the left/right with a heap of force & break their nose.

>>137847114
Damn, why did I think to recommend this? Why did OP Australian ass even make this thread, he obviously knows there's kangaroos with purple.

>>137846549
You've got spiders and snakes. Use those. Also koalas and emus.

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>>137846549

>>137847288
That's a good idea, poison is always fun. Use that Gympie Gympie plant, wrap it around a bamboo cane and wack people with it on their skin.

Top lel

>>137847171
Oh, so sorry. Can we still call you bong even if Big Ben's offline?

>>137846549
When all the white man has perished, the abos will reclaim glory.

>>137847498
Sadly not.

But seriously Australia wtf is wrong with your flora and fauna?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

Fucking hell lol

>>137847648
The fruit is edible once all the blinding pain causing hairs are removed, though.

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>>137846884
Animal venom is unironically our largest export outside of agriculture and minerals.

>>137847171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6X3yPnFY4

>>137846549
Assult Kangaroos

>>137846549
There is no right in Australia. It's a land of ignorant hedonistic coastal cities filled with liberal faggots and immigrants.