LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

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>>137846313
I know what number I'm calling

>>137846313
Does Canada even have a strategic value to Zog,
or are Canadians just doing this to themselves?

>>137846313
So now they're having fits writing LGBT?
>Colour me surprised

>>137846313
>space is limited, reserve your seat
as if they are really worried about reaching capacity kek

>>137846313
Why are they citing a UK government survey?

CANADA, YES!

>>137846313
I dont even know what most of these words mean kek

this doesnt seem inclusive enough

>>137846581
Isn't part of the same kingdom, lad?

Everything about Canada disgusts me

>>137846730
No.

Fuck my life. I want to move.

>>137846313
What about my prefered gender pronoun.

I want the federal government of Canada to address me as: "GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW.."

THE REVOLUTION IS BOUND TO FAIL

AND GOD IS ON OUR SIDE

>>137846313
This is satirical right? RIGHT?

>>137846839
I'm pretty sure it is, lad. Why don't you explain how you can have the same monarch as they, but different kingdom?

>>137846839
yes it is.
canada's head of state is still the queen of england.

Oh boy polyamorous is part of it now? I can just imagine a cis straight white guy who fucks a bunch of women regularly going to the meeting and trolling everyone about how oppressed and marginalized he is for having 5 girlfriends.

>>137846313
Not nearly enough identities represented. I'm offended.

This is fucking stupid

>>137846452
Jews always point to Canada as a progressive Utopia while calling America a shithole. Look at any Michael Moore film

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>>137846313
>not LGGBDTTTIQQAAPPFF

As a foot fetishist, I am unbelievably triggered by this oppressive exclusion and erasure of my lived experience

It looks like an accidental but dial text message.

not very inclusive to always write it in the same order though. it should be read in a different order everytime

>>137846313
>questioning
Oh I have a lot of questions

>>137846313
its for elementary school teachers

holy fuck, those poor kids

>>137846313
LGGBDBRRAAAAAAAAPP?

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>>137847071
God forbid they'll ever include "X," the variable for the unknown god like Saint Paul saw the heathens accomodating at Mars' Hill, lad.

>>137847014
The Queen of England is also the Queen of Canada.
Canada is a separate dominion. She is also the Queen of Australia and a few other places.
Each of these titles is separate. Each of these dominion is separate, if one should fail, the others still stand.
Like a limited corporation, owning several smaller subsidiary corporations. If one goes bankrupt the others are still there.
The english royals were smart like that, compartmentalizing the whole royal dynasty thing.
I know it sounds like a jewish laywer trick, and really in some ways that all it is. Yet the Kingdoms are separate entities.

Why is Ontario so cucked? Why don't you retards vote that dyke of a premier out?

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>>137847018
The Commonwealth is literally NOT a kingdom. I very clearly stated "United Kingdom" in my first post, which Canada is not a part of.

>>137847422
They're including two stroke kin.

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>Twospirit

Those fucking bigot assed, maple syrup leaves.

I am part of a multiplicity. My headmates include Spyro the Dragon, Rosa Parks, Jesus Christ, my fursona, Applejack, The Amazing Atheist, Fluttershy, and Shadow the Hedgehog.

As someone who has more than two spirits living inside me, I find this to be extremely ableist. The only way I can get past this life threatening ordeal is if you donate to my Patreon.

Where's Otherkin?

>>137847155
Thats because the propaganda is directed at Americans, and most Americans dont realize that Canadians pay 56% or more in income taxes and live in a cucked police state.

>>137846313
>Canada YES
We all know it's pretty fucking dumb.
You wanna know what's going to happen, well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEnuanyRKII

>>137847431
I love that story

>>137846313
WTF is "twospirit"? Is that the leftist term for schizophrenia?

>>137847265
It really does.

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Gas the Ontarioans, provincial war now.

>>137847499
because Ontario is full of niggers and jews and roaches, and cucks
rural Canada is where all the whites reside
and most of us despise these pigs

>>137846573
[Place fat joke here]

>>137846313
That phone number

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>>137846313
>LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP
This has to be a fucking joke right? Surely whoever made this poster is having a giggle over this. I've seen some really really stupid shit over the last few years, but there's no way that even the most bleeding heart progressive could look at this and say: "Yeah, seems reasonable"... right?

>>137847061

I used to go to poly community meetings in San Francisco and do basically that

>hey, gay marriage is legal now, poly marriage is still illegal, I'm more oppressed than you queers because I'm a cishet white male with a harem, read it and weep

>>137847497
Is the "Commonwealth" the closest relationship both of the countries have?

L2G BD 3T I 2Q 2A 2P

LG^2 BD T^3 I Q^2 A^2 P^2

T^3 A^2 G^2 Q^2 P^2 BDI

TTTAAGGQQPPBDIL

Hmmmmm.

>>137847722
It's as meaningless and vague as you could guess

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-Spirit

I feel like there could be a more concise way to say that.
Or, better yet, you could just be yourself instead of creating ever more splintering tribes of sexual and gender identity identity.

>>137847722
They've drifted so far into insanity that skchizos think they're in good company.

Also, checked

>>137847858
You shouldn't learn about that stuff, Anon.

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>>137846313
UMM, MY SPECIFIC MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT INCLUDED IN THAT ACRONYM

FUCKING BIGOTED NAZIS I'M FILING A DISCRIMINATION SUIT

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>>137848015

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>Tfw you identify as a large cardinal axiom

HOL UP

>>137847875
Postmodernism is obviously the path to polytheism.

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>>137846313
>half of the public secretly identifies of LGBT to some extent

>>137846945
lel

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>>137846313
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP - It just rolls off the tongue. Holy fucking shit that's awesome. I'm trying to memorize this so I can use it every time I talk about faggots. Kek

>>137846313
I used to live in Whitby 20+ years ago. it was staid, quiet town of mostly middle class professionals who commuted to Toronto. Pretty conservative, not much happened. Most of the leftist insanity was concentrated in Toronto. Goes to show how fucked Canada is if this radicalism has spread out to Whitby.

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>>137846313
>half

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>>137847431

>>137846313
you can define your gender as an ally or as questioning? okay then

>>137847613
done. got a link?

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>>137846313
Every day, we stray away further from gods light.

>>137848610
https://www.patreon.com/darksydephil

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>>137848016
Nabbed

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>allies
Since when is being in the allied forces a fucking sexuality.

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>>137848730
U sound like a fag

>>137846313
>Ontario

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I doubt there's a single straight white male left in that province. Carpet bomb the whole fucking thing and you'll find the rest of Canada looks like the reich in comparison

>>137846452
It's literally just one part of Canada (Ontario). They've been cucked from day 1

I can't believe this is real life, part of me always knew the fishmouthed colored haired bulldyke tumblrinas existed in the real world and had to work somewhere and I'm not particularly suprised it seems to mostly be in social services, in HR, with children, and way down the public service ladder but actually seeing it like this is still fucking surreal. It blows me away that these people not only exist but that they are pervasive enough that they can do this with a straight face and not be laughed out of the room. Jordan Peterson being the most controversial figure to come from Canadian is telling as to how cucked they are because that guy is about as inoffensive as they come.

>>137847722
Pretty much. It's basically mental illness being passed off as a perversion of Native American spirituality. I guess it's not cultural appropriation when they do it.

>>137848730
This has nothing to dowith your multi-spirithood!

Wtf I hate DarksydePhil now

>>137846313

That's got to be a parody.

>>137848463
Canada is a union that is collectively the second largest country. Saying Canada is irreversibly fucked because the Toronto and area peninsula is cucked is like saying America is fucked because California

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>>137846313
So basically all terms how to push dick into pooper?

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>>137846313
>QQQQQAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>137846452
Canada is to be racially destroyed, so that white Americans have nowhere to run.

>>137848463
Is it 'vitbi' or 'vit-bay'?

>>137846313
I'm Offended

>>137849683
Beat me to it

>>137846313
Back in my day polyamory wasn't a sexual identity, it was a fetish, and we didn't call them polyamorous, we called them adulterers and cuckolds

>>137846313
>LGGBDTTTIQQAAAPPPOHHUYGUDKOOIUTHGYUFGHTHHHUOIPOIUHGODGYTIENDUAQAOPWERTYSINCGSJDGKKKILLHGTYUEOPIOOIJJVNDFSHVBHSKVBVVMEIOPQQFF

>>137847155
But Canada is a utopia and America is a shithole...

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>>137846313
>it's real
FUCK THIS WORLD

BRRRAAAAAP

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>>137846313
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP!!!!!!!!!

that's the sound of an obese tranny fart?

>>137846313
Can someone shop that one P to pedophile?

>>137850955
yes. someone please do this.

>>137846749
I would say the same for your country but I never even think about your country.

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>>137846313
what about?

>>137850226
Swingers

It's actually inaccurate, it should be mmmmmmmeeeeeeeennnnnnnntttttttaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyiiiiiiilllllllllLLLLLLLL

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>>137848016
>transnigger

FUCKING KEK

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>>137851307

>>137851224
Top kek

>>137846313
Parody has become reality. Add a byobbq at the end

>>137850913
Wtf I love isis now

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>>137851350
AHAHAHAHA

>>137849973
The former, but it's a 'w' like 'white', not a 'v' sound like in German.

>>137846452
>are Canadians just doing this to themselves?
yes, yes we are

>>137849628
No, I'm saying Canada is fucked because a conservative place like Whitby has fallen -- it was never a liberal shit hole like California.

>>137847849
the queen rules over all the commonwealth realms, but these realms are all independent of each other

Remember

If you dont say LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP with every letter, your fired for being a Nazi Bigot

>>137847419
This is the fucking lede.

>>137848488
>posting a talmudic man
That's not a photograph of a Christian you know, Anon...

Is this real? like everyone is shitposting but is that actually real?

>>137846313
Twospirit?
They are openly admitting all of those things are different mental illnesses now?

>>137851350
I'm transviking now. Bow down to the superior Nordic-Aryan man, you filthy mutt!

>>137846313
You freaks are so deep in this board that you can't even tell what's real and what's satire, which this obviously is.

>>137852141
I really hope anon... I really hope

>>137852141
>>137852315
Holy shit, that url at the bottom which claims half of people are lgbbq, is that the recent UK survey /pol/ fucked with?

>>137846996
I dunno anon, the shit listed on that post comes from autistic relationships with sex/gender. It could be jokes, but it could be totally real.

>>137852010
It looks legit, or it's a rather carefully constructed hoax. The address is the teachers' union building and those look like Whitby numbers.

>>137851889
Yes, but both England and Scotland are in the Commonwealth as well, but their closest connection is by being within the United Kingdom, I'd guess. I thought somehow Canada was closer to U.K. than only through the Commonwealth, because legally that would only make Canada no closer to the U.K. than Fiji or Ghana. I know both countries are in CANZUK, but that's probably only an unofficial organisation.

So Canada is legally understood as no closer to the U.K. than Fiji or Ghana, Anon.?

1 (905) 666 5293

let's fax them shit, or blackfax them

>>137846313
Dear god where have I stranded?
I will leave after the year abroad, although I admire the gun laws

... or NAMBLA

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Someone grab the rakes

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>>137852642
any redpills on Canada being a salvaged ship?

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>>137852141
I think it's real. Address/phone numbers are legit. Here's the union local is protesting at the America embassy:
https://twitter.com/MFowlerOshawa/status/897073486497296384

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>>137854687
Another.

https://twitter.com/ETFODurham/status/879039039017504769

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>>137852141
Haven't found a reference to OP's post online, but probably 10% of their tweets are LGBTwhatever related, and they're several pictures of their members showing up at various pride events. Odds are it's real.

>>137847422
He

>>137846313
Space is limited lads, hurry up and call now.

>>137846313
When you see this how can you hate Islam? Just at that degeneracy. I'm not Muslim but I think they are at least not degenerated

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>>137846313
it just reminds me of the people who post BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP so i can't read past the acronym with snickering over how dumb it is

>>137856302
They're crude and barbaric in their own way. Their degeneracy is more repressed, but present -- hence nocturnal goat fucking, "sexual emergencies" with little boys, handicap gang rapes and so on.

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when does it stop?

>>137847514
She is Canadas queen so technically it's the same kingdom.

>>137847858
soo its just indian faggots...

>>137846313
Canada no! It was just supposed to be a joke! You weren't meant to actually add all those letters!

>>137846313
>current language

do these dense fucks not know hoe language actually works in the great scale of things? If nobody uses zim zer zim zam you can't push it into any language. Fucking retards should open a linguistics book.

>>137846313

At least they put Asexual this time. The rest are degenerate.

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>>137846313
>Allies

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>>137846313
>Elementary teachers

>>137847184
shit i thought it was some evolution of the BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP arse sniffing shit

>>137857761
This, what the hell Canada?

>>137858145
In particular Ontario, with its bulldyke premier.

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>>137846313
>[email protected]
Kek

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Is this the last stage of the disease?

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>>137846313
>no mayo
triggerd as fuck

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>>137846313
>50% of the population are mentally ill faggots
Ok Canada