police chase thread..get /comfy/

i dont get it

Why should I care again?

Lakers fan of course

>>137809706
5 stars

predicting brains blown out via sniper

what did he do? nuffin?

>>137809234
He's gonna jump

>>137809234
BUMP

>>137809234
"Wonder if he is wearing jordan shoes"

Im leaving.

>>137809234
the fuck is this nigga doin?

There is a ship under the crane.

Digis and he jumps

>>137811779
re roll

OK 4chan lets play a game guess what drugs hes on.

>>137809730
>>137811575
Summer

>>137809234
someone split us
GO HERE
>>137807731
>>137807731

>>137807731
>>137807731

CALLED OUT

>>137811830
They already said PCP and Adderall.

Why hasn't Trump spoken out against the alt-craners?

>>137811876
>Adderall

Oh my God, he might do his homework up there.

>>137811876
oh shit man hes so fucked

>>137809837
That's what I've been thinking this entire time. Motherfucker hasn't played enough to learn to lose the heat.

>>137811830
35 to life

This guy is going to fucking trip and fall

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>>137809234
Take me

>>137811876
How do they know?

@SamiaFOX10

TWEET BANE QUOTES

>>137812125
they found his urine

DO A FLIP FAGGOT!
> captcha is parachute
Cheeky, but not likely my breeki.

The news just shows every dumb tweet they get?

>>137812125
They found it in the car.

>>137812125
they read it here

>>137809234
>>137809234
>>137809234
Wrong bread go here >>137807731

>>137812187
How did they do that?

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>>137807731
>>137807731
REAL THREAD
>>137807731

I live 20 minutes away from there

White men can't jump but this nigger can

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>a touch higher

>at least another 100 feet up

>talking about being careful not showing him go splat

Nazi pup lul

Poor goy!!!!

>poor goy looks lost


kek

Poor GOY.

Poor goy

Hahaha someone tweeted "poor goy looks lost"

>>137809234
KEK
WHAT A SHOAH IT WOULD BE

TEFLON DON

>teflon don

kek

How much does it cost to hover a helicopter for this long? How can they justify that cost for watching some goy whos about to an hero?

ayy lmao put me on the news gurl

SHOAH

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Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

In before Fox 10 Phoenix cuts away when he jumps

he took off his jordans.
shits gonna get real.

>>137812981
they keep the copter up all afternoon to cover traffic conditions anyway

>that driving in the port
madman

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what did he mean by this?

>>137813787
He's trying to clip out of bounds to get away

>>137812073
lol holy shit is that trayvon

poor goy seems lost

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NOW IM FREE!

SPAM HER WITH YOUR CONCERN @SamiaFOX10

Not Jumping! Low Energy! Sad!

>>137813787
Glitched?

>HE WOULD DO SOME SORT OF WATER ESCAPE

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Checking in goys.

TWO HUNDRED FEET

is it at 5 stars yet?

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Now playing: Kriss Kross - Jump.mp3

>>137813894

mild kek

This goy should definitely start operating the crane

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>>137809234
t-minus 7 minutes until splash down

jump Kobe jump!

>Stopped reading tweets after producer told her she got memed

>>137812125
the cops sold him it.
these numbers don't lie.

>>137809234
"poor goy looks lost" kek

>>137813951

45 MINUTES!

>>137813945
>>137813418
>>137812960
She actually read it out loud too, but thought it said "guy" lmfao

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WHY ISNT TRUMP THERE HELPING!?

This is the Final Fantasy 7 opening.

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

>>137814033
K...keep me posted

>>137813787
GTA is glitchy

He's doing full body workouts

JUMP AGAINST TRUMP

JUMP AGAINST TRUMP

hope its some suicidal leftist. wann see a faggot cuck die today

why do they keep zooming out

>>137809234
They're going to use this guys death to justify more riots
>police didn't back off
>he was obviously in distress
>why did know one help him?
>he's a victim of police brutality
all likely arguments to ferment a riot

>>137809234

JUST CHILLIN LOL

>just chillin' on that crane up there!
modern journalists.

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IN PEACH!

>>137814141
thoth is here as well i see

>>137814182
Geez, warming up to do a cannonball or some shit?
>>137814189
MEME THIS!

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>>137809234
>>137809234
>>137809234

they read tweets regularly, put them on the screen

pic related

tweet subtle Bane memes. do it

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>>137814193
>tripfag
NEEEEEE GET OUT

They're gonna need a crane to get him out.

Is he gonna splat?

>>137814218
What? Everyone loves these chases and wants to see someone die.

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>waiting for SWAT to arrive

It's been like 45 minutes, where the fuck are they?

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she's a qt

>>137814338
>posts have idea and flags
>worrying about a trip

there is literally no difference

all those cops for one guy
what a waste

>>137814382
probably concocting a plan

They should just string up a giant net under him to deny him the option to kill himself then shoot him with a beanbag

>>137814420
>idea
fuck off pablo

>live chat is just people saying "JUMP" or "LAPD DRONES MOVING IN"

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>>137814342

>>137814451
like what?

>>137814342
kek. Someone tweet this

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>>137809234
It's a Federal building!

Hahaha holy shit how fucking stupid are you, you fucking spic.

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>>137814391
her sister is hotter

>>137814461
Yes

>>137814437
Thats Californian tax dollars literally being lit on fire. Here in NYC the NYPD would have gunned him down by now

Better stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYzLrFyi_Qw

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Thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5BJXwNeKsQ

>>137809234
JUMP

DO IT

>>137814558
Oh god....what is that?

>federal installation
>anyone can access it

If you have links let me know! currently live

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHm-Ae2vjA

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/video/channel/322-cbs2-live-newscasts-and-breaking-news/

>>137814522
like waiting for him to jump so they dont have to go up?

>>137814451
What if this is all a ruse and some spluper secret bank heist is going down rn

>>137809234
Is Dockbro in this thread?

>>137814437
They want to see him jump too

Place your bets on what happens first, cops or splash.

>>137814461

they should prepare a giant beanbag under him and shoot him with nets

hell yeah, chaseb owl best owl of my life

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>>137814615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ

>>137814615
kek

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>>137814558
>>137814391

Wish this motherfucker would jump to his death already

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any anons remember the tree king of seattle?we crane king now

I mean, at this point, why keep prolonging it? You know you're either going to get arrested or dead, so just do it.

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>>137814615
It's not flying, it's falling with style.

>>137814635
you haven't heard from your sister in a while have you?

new bread

>>137813838

>>137813838

>>137813838

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Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before pushing him off of a crane?

they know about the tweets

@SamiaFOX10

TWEET BIG GUY MEMES FOR TV

ADD "FROM ____, HOPE IT GOES WELL"

>>137814218
the more riots that happen on stupid pretenses for muh poor brown people, the better.

>>137814877
quit splitting you fucking faggot

>>137814796
Is this the suspect?

>>137814877

fuck off

>>137814877
why

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>>137814796

Just fucking shoot the guy. Is the swat team really going to climb all the way up there with their equipment and risk falling?

>>137814584

This is a big waste of taxpayer money and police resources. Just go get a big old net and shoot him with a beanbag.

>>137814732
Yea, either way this is a waste of public resources just standing around waiting for him to do something. Maybe when it gets darker he won't notice the net and they can blap him with the non lethals

THEY ARE HIDING THE TWEETS

>>137814877
kill yourself

>Dirty Dan

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>any other human near by

So who can hear him?

>>137810340
Stole a car.

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>>137814838
yeah, i got a folder

>the chopper left

lame.

OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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Chopper waifu <3

https://twitter.com/elianamoreno

CHOPPER IS DOWN. HE DID IT.

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>>137813787
oh fuck
he's going to use the portal
the sky pepe thing
it will open once he gets 4 stars

>chopper left

he jumped.

>spending money to refuel a helicopter just to watch a negro sit on a crane

where's the new stream with active chopper?

he jumped
they always have a time delay incase some shit goes down

>>137813787
He's using hacks

>>137815339
https://youtu.be/hYzLrFyi_Qw

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand

HE JUST TOOK OFF HIS JERSEY

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>a replaahy~

Sweet christ I wasn't expecting asmr

no livefeed no watch. these people really need to get their shit together holy fuck that was anti climactic.

Chopper has crashed. Two troopers KIA. White people to blame.

>>137815339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYzLrFyi_Qw

>>137814838
Fucking Tree King
That was a comfy thread

we're going to miss the high dive if they keep replaying this.

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I have had nightmares where I'm being chased and totally fucked like this. I usually kinda do like this guy did and find somewhere safe to hide...altho not on a crane in my dreams yet, but once I'm there I focus real hard on bringing up the main menu and logging out like I'm in a video game. And then I wake up.

Couldn't imagine what it'd be like to not be able to log out. Dude is prolly gonna jump.

>>137815378
finally he disavowed but he was so sloowww disavowing. disrespectful nazi nigger

> when lester won't answer the phone

>>137815310
>make billions off advertisers who prey on idiotic conservatives
>not fueling your sky chopper

>>137815265
top qt.

the alt left may be annoying but they sure do provide nice police chases

i guess we'll have to wait

>>137815378
guess not thanks anon

>>137815310
Really makes you think doesn't it?

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>>137815511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYzLrFyi_Qw

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Is he going to be an hero?

someone get gps coords on this

We are down to 2 streams boys

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHm-Ae2vjA

Let me know if you got another stream that isn't a restream

I just joined can I get a qucikrundown

>>137815265
>elianamoreno
sorry, she has to go back

How long until he takes a huge shit or piss?

>>137815625

that's a cropped restream of the NBC stream

low quality!

>>137815508
What conservative watches NBC?

>>137815673
depends on what he ate for lunch.

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>>137815415

>>137815663
Kobe Bryant (allegedly) stole a Subaru (TM) from a car dealership and did a car chase into a federal port. He climbed a berth (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berth_(moorings)) and has been there for the past 2 hours

>>137815673
If you were on a crane, would you shit off the side in a precarious position or shit on the crane to be safe and look like an animal?

>>137815790
Fox news is the one that the chopper has to refuel

Is he bleeding from his neck?

is he jerkin it?

>>137815647

33°45'20.1"N 118°17'13.4"W

>>137815860
Seems he has a big choice to make.

This is all made up. The color of the vehicle doesnt match.

He'll walk free. Someone scared him, and he mistook the gas for the brake. He was doing the speed limit anyway.

Is this guy gonna melt those steel beams?

>>137813867
You need to be 18 to be posting here.

>>137815860
I'd go to where those railings are and go under and over to lock myself into position for optimal shit in plain view of the chopper

Dank memes can melt steel beams

>>137815785
skip the net

New stream up

http://ktla.com/2017/08/16/authorities-pursue-stolen-suv-in-long-beach-area-for-third-time/

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>>137815909
The amount of wasted police resources is more concerning, they just said there were 4 coast guard patrols and over half a dozen cop cars.

>doesn't engage parking brake
nigger confirmed

>>137816130
FYI I recognize this guy from Sandy Hook footage meaning something insane is about to god down.

>>137815785
buzz him with drones

>>137814218
It's LA. That shit happens all the time. Everybody loves these.

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>>137815860
easier than a tree

>>137816312
sauce?

>>137816286
What else is the fucking Harbor patrol going to do?

>>137814218
this is literally a daily occurrence in LA, nothing will happen

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when it gets dark he will lose his step

>>137815988
thank you

160 feet

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>>137816569
>gets dark
>warm sea breeze starts condensing on the cool metal surfaces

He’s smart playing the crazy routine to get the pity treatment

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this guys is high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJGb30bFl1s

NEW FEED

Jimmy is rustled

>>137816827

link?

20 MINUTES TO SUNSET

>>137816861
Thanks friend

>>137816861
>>137816894

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>137815988
I'd rather go here. 33.734326, -118.277250

>>137816894
from the stream itself
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand
that other fag is advertising his channel

>>137816822
this. hes probably stupid enough to jump once it gets dark tho.

>>137816861
this is just the NBCLA feed copied on to youtube with added begging
beats the NBCLA video player though

>Starting to get dark on the west coast
What's his end game?

>>137817155
crashing this crane

>elevator
>may have perhaps gotten up here

Look bitch, you were there and you know he took the fucking stairs.

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>>137815780
>low quality

KEK wants chaos

>>137817068
the one guy said "5th crane from the vincent thomas bridge"
33.743997, -118.273048
is this it?

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>>137816861

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>NBC LA viewers have never seen a shipping crane before so we need to explain it

>>137816861
I'll be there in 20 minutes. I'll knock him over.

HE DINDU NUFFIN
HE WENT TO CRANES LOOKING FOR JOB

>>137817396
nvm it's this one
33.743076, -118.273334
the 6th crane

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Where does fox 10 phoenix go to refuel? Surely not all the way back in phoenix.

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>>137817483

>>137817475
that installation clip was pretty neat tbqhwyf

>>137817396
Yes I believe so. It matches the shape of the port they showed earlier.

it's gonna get pretty fuggin spooky up there once the sun is down

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I'll be there in 30 minutes.

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>>137817362
lol it's HD but it's low quality. the fuckin idiots are splitting threads AND trying to split streams

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>>137817607
I would agree, but that's not why they were showing the clip. Helicopter bitch thought he was 20-30 feet in the air earlier.

>>137817645
33.743076, -118.273334 instead. 6th crane he corrected himself

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#JUMPFORTRUMP

>>137817396

33°45'20.1"N 118°17'13.4"W

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This is making me so sad- I don't want him to get hurt or die.

>>137817897
you stupid leaf
here is the actual crane
33°44'35.1"N 118°16'24.0"W

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>>137817880

Pointing to the sky? Isn't he just stretching?

Is this by the USS Iowa? How far away is it from the ship?

>>137817979

>Gets thothian digits
>posts a hermetic symbol

based thoth

So what's happening?

>>137817758
The fuck is that grey monolith in the middle of the picture?

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>>137817396
>>137817511
>>137817645
>>137818244

>>137817979
then why are you watching? either he dies and you don't like it or it comes to a boring end.

>>137817863
Oh I see, I thought the anchor said 5th crane from the bridge as well. They're all right next to each other in this configuration.


He's a question do you think his footprints are in dust or in dew?

Once upon a time not so long ago...

Tyrone used to rob on the docks
Negro's been on strike
He's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

>>137818371
Because I'm praying for him

KOBE DOWN

>kobe BTFO

BLACK MAMBA DOWN

THE JERSEY IS DOWN

REPEAT

>THE JERSEY IS D O W N

DAT BOI GON DO IT

RIP JERSEY

>bipolar crystal meth addict

NAME MENTIONED

He's getting anxious now.

hes going super sayan

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>>137818634

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>>137818212
right across the way it looks like

>>137817979
Do you know what web site you're on right now faggot?

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>>137818555
Confirmed. RIP.

that kinda looks like a gun next to his shoe

>>137818840
it's a sock

NEW BREAD
>>137818493
>>137818493
>>137818493

>>137816861
cops are surrounding him now.

>>137816861
>I'm just going to pull the camera out since its making me so nervous

Ok lady

JUMP ALREADY

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>>137812073

>>137818359
damn you're schooling the old man
is it the 5th or 6th one?
gps for 6th one:
33.753751, -118.275872

>>137818936
A black sock?

but what if its just a prank, bro?

>>137818756
Shiit, I was planning on going today. It would have been a real spectacle, I really fucked up.

>>137819148
yeah, he pulled them off a while ago and you could tell

>nbc stream died

noooooo

>>137819123
it was nbc doing that during the stream, i record happenings like this

did the stream di for anyone else?

My feed just cut out. Did he do it?

Did those racist cops take him down like the statues?

nbc stream is back up

>>137814558
That's a man

>>137819409
Yes

refresh and press play if the stream died

>>137819604
link?

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>>137819766
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand

Stream sources as far as i know

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand

and

facebook /pg/CBSLA/videos

These are sources of streams. not restreams.

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>>137819409
good. i don't feel as bad now. how about this?
first....
noa andrade

kek, did the reporter really say goy?

>>137816861
this new guy with the banter

>>137819878
man tell me that doesnt look like a gun. wheres the other sock? he differently but the socks in his shoes. hes thinking about suicide imo

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Samia mentioned me on her tweets!

btw were playing fitting music over this happening
twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

come chat here

every one is invited!

Tweet the news babes and tell them to get the nets

There's got to be like a hundred nets within spitting distance of the crane, it's a commercial port. Use the power of anime to save the day. The guy is probably mentally ill and / or on drugs. Hurry before he slips and falls

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Is he white? Does he look like he's on drugs to everyone else? Who here comfy?

If someone posted telling him to jump and he reads it then jumps, will they go to jail like that one chick?

>>137820670
Her biggest offense was knowing he was committing suicide and not trying to call for help, so no.

He's Nekkid.

>>137820642
He's a mexico
Yes
Me, pretty comfy

LMAO he just got naked

Pants off dance off on crane 6