>A recent study released by researchers at Stanford Medical School details the differences in penile volumes by political views. The results suggest that those with more conservative viewpoints have lower penile volumes than their liberal counterparts. Dr. Rajeev Gupta explains, "While we don't like to postulate on any causative factors our running hypothesis is that the decreased penile size inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint. We intent to pursue this line of inquiry going forward." A more detailed explanation of the study and its methodology can be found in Nature, Volume 548; Issue 7666.
top fucking kek
>>137752297
Southpark already did it.
>>137752297
BUMP.
No wonder /pol/ is obsessed with cuckoldry
http://addictinginfo.com/2013/12/17/red-states-small-penis/
It's true.
I DO have a small penis.
how about you?
>muh diccc
Skinny numale dicklets wifh bitch tits are seriously trying to brand their libshitism as "CHADism"
Btw the study is fake anyway
Sage and hidden
Chad either doesnt care or is right wing
>>137752297
>tfw hanging a thick 9" and have been with Trump since day 1.
liberals are fucking delusional. Leave it to them to think everything boils down to sex organs
>The results suggest that those with more conservative viewpoints have lower penile volumes than their liberal counterparts.
>While we don't like to postulate on any causative factors our running hypothesis is that the decreased penile size inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint.
This is called science in America!
>>137753311
>wahhh i dont like it
small dicked cuck detected. cry more bitch faggot
Conservatism is a mental disease.
>>137753311
the left is truly comprised of faggots who are incapable of outgrowing an anal fixation.
Literally savages that can only think about dick and ass
>>137753095
>>137753190
>>137753311
>small dick soyboys detected
>>137753311
This is what happens when leftist parasites march and usurp academic institutions. They release more and more papers slandering simple people while shutting down any discussion on IQ, Racial differences and social darwinism.
>>137753703
look how pathetic you are.
Good thing for oyu, im not above mom jokes. Here a nickel, kike
Your mom didn't think my dick was too small when she asked for anal and ended up in the hospital with rectal tears.
>>137753405
lol kill yourself, nigger
>>137752297
Science is proving the BBC, white boi
That's just... probably not true. Lol.
So if I'm a girl and I hate niggers what must I hate about myself? Lol
>>137752297
Then all of asia should be conservative as fuck, yeah?
>>137752297
>MUH DIK
>>137752297
>inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint.
what questions did he ask to determine if someone is conservative or not? I would think it has more to do with the fact that liberal sluts choose mates based on dick size, they then teach their offspring whacked out political viewpoints.
>>137752297
>Niggers have big dick
>Niggers are overwhelmingly democrat
Surprised absolutely nobody
>>137753957
Summer's over, Brandon, get off your tablet and do your homework
>hey we'll pay you to let us measure your penis!
>degenerate lefties with big dicks seize the chance to show off the main part of their shallow identity
>a few modest well meaning right wingers see a chance to support science not ashamed of their body nor proud of something they did not choose
makes sense.
>>137754308
That your white
>>137752297
>conservatives get their cocks measured by some Punjab doctor
Yeah sure
>>137752297
>haha the people I don't like have small dicks
>Science in 2017
wtf im alt-left now
>>137755191
yup up to 3 inches hard
everyone should do this
>>137752297
>tfw 7" w/ 5" girth
>conservative
huh looks it's nothing again
>>137752297
>conservatives are fucking dicklets
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN??
>>137754969
My white what?
>>137752297
Nice try
>>137752297
ahahahahahahaha
>>137752297
my dick is huge
im a white conservative and my dick is literally porn tier
im in good physical shape too. women of all races lust for me when i am out in public and they cant get enough of me in the bedroom
mad, shitskins?
>>137752297
Alt-Right cucks gotta have micro peens that became baby dicks when hard, as my member seems small limp, but gets rather large when hard (not monster cock sizes of big, but big enough)...especially after all the weight i've lost in the last few months.
>>137752297
Such lies. As a size queen and professional homoslut I can assure you of as much. It is all ethnicity and has absolutely fuck all to do with politics.
And by ethnicity, I mean microcosmic. As in Scottish have better than Irish. African Americans have better than native Africans. Ashkanazi Jews have better than real Jews. Hungarian have better than Austrian. Danish have better than German. French Canadian have better than anglo Canadian.
It literally comes down to that level. A common Y chromosome is more indicative of penis size than any other factor.
>>137752297
>this obvious b8
/pol/ I'm disappointed
/thread
>>137752297
hey guys, this very obscure, pointed study was conducted totally fairly
>>137752297
I'm sure all the Alt-left Anitfa fairies are all hung like horses even though they have stick arms and bird chests. That explains why they have stretch marks around their mouths and pro lapsed ass holes.
>>137752297
Don't believe this garbage. It's the same "peer reviewed study" bullshit where they said racists have lower IQs. I am full blown NatSoc and I have a 7 inch dick. They can suck on that.
>>137756455
What is worse is they all live in San Francisco. Aren't they expected to be sucking dicks?
I am sorry, but anyone actually sucking dicks on the reg already knows better.
>>137755899
How much dick have you taken to get representative samples of each of those groups?
>>137752297
>democrats have more niggers
>>137752297
MUH DICK
>>137752297
those 3 inch weenies are the reason altrighters are always pissed off, on top of that, they are kissless virgins, that the only pussy they ever felt, was their mothers on their way out, fucking losers
>stanford
>pick azn nerds to compose the conservative group
>???
>profit
>>137756776
>It's the same "peer reviewed study" bullshit where they said racists have lower IQs
More like queer reviewed.>>137757393
>>137757393
LOL!!!!!!!!! I've forgottten more pussy than you will ever know kid.
>>137755899
post pics of your boy cunt
i have a huge cock for you if you want it
>>137752297
>Dr. Rajeev Gupta
SUPERPOOPER BY 2020
>>137755899
>And by ethnicity, I mean microcosmic. As in Scottish have better than Irish. African Americans have better than native Africans. Ashkanazi Jews have better than real Jews. Hungarian have better than Austrian. Danish have better than German. French Canadian have better than anglo Canadian.
You must have taken a ton of dick of you can say that Danes have bigger dicks then Germans.
>>137752297
>MUH DICK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>137757486
Reminder: "peer reviewed" means reddit'd
>>137752297
/POL/ BTFO!!!
>>137753957
>>137754308
>>137754479
>>137754557
>>137754676
>>137755191
>>137755431
>>137755815
these researchers might be on to something desu, look at all these small dick betas
>>137752297
All the "don't post niggers" comments on /gif/ make proven sense now.
>virgin lefties trying to compensate with fake data
funny, usually dicklets compensate with sports cars and shit, but lefties are poorfag trash who cant even AFFORD to pretend they arent small dicked losers LMAO
>>137757393
ARE YOU ASSUMING MY COCK SIZE, SHITLORD???
>>137753190
Anecdotal evidence
>>137752297
What is this like the 50th iteration of if you don't agree with me you have a small penis???
Why is the left so obsessed with dick?
>>137752297
Libertarian Pirate with 7+ inches get wrecked juiwce
>>137753957
Seriously lame joke, dude. Take it back to the workshop.
There is no Dr. Rajeev Gupta at Stanford
>>137752297
>our running hypothesis is that the decreased penile size inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint
How this shit makes it into a renowned journal is beyond me.
>the left can't stop talking about dicks
also sage :D
>>137752297
to tell you the truth, the altrighters are cute
>>137752297
Are we an african tribe? Who cares about the penis size of other men?
>>137759150
because they are closet fags who have small dicks
big dicked men are alpha and therefore right wing
its basic science
>>137752297
Cool.
I have a small dick, I don't really give a fuck about other people's opinions of it.
>>137760092
aww someone got a lil sausage
>>137752297
wtf I love Hillary and have a huge cock now...
>>137752297
checkmate bigots, it's science.
what? are you anti-science now?
Arguments and logic are no longer needed when one can measure the debater's dick size.
That's why women shouldn't be allowed to vote btw
>>137753311
kek
>>137752297
My dick is above average length. Also your study literally doesn't exist.
Saged
>>137752297
>rajeev gupta
I think circumcision leads to micropenis.
How can I turn this into a peer-reviewed paper?
>>137753190
post it faggot
>>137752297
>Trump is a joke
>only white people like trump
>only white men like trump
>only uneducated white men like trump
>only small dicked uneducated white men like trump
LOL these fucking idiots are too much sometimes.
>>137752297
>wanting smaller government and lower taxes is resentment
>Street shitter talking about penis size
Fake and gay
>>137752297
They're using the media and scientists to troll now..
comedy.