Dawkins BTFO

because we are too cultured to just eliminate all the monkeys

That's about as retarded as flat earthers.

Because Wilkes Booth killed Lincoln.

arr arr arr

to test our faith in evolution

Sometimes genes drop out of the pool and never come back

Exactly, what why do they have access to twitter

>>137743495

Had no idea Tim Allen was a troll

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>>137743495

>>137743495
if we didnt evolve from apes why are we 98.2% genetically similar to our closest living relative in the great ape species

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>>137743495
Oh shit, a reason to use this again.

>>137744235
traits aren't categorically different

>>137743495
That's embarrassing.

>>137744485
Ha.

>>137744235
we're also genetically similar to trees and frogs, guess that means i evplved from a spruce

>>137743495
You know why apes look so angry, don't you?

>>137744690
>why people laugh at Trumpfags

Wow, he just broke organized religion by calling attention to black people.

Based AF

>>137744862
cause they didn't get to go to heaven even though they're done evolving

>>137743495
They're right, his comment shows ignorance on the subject.

Just because evolution takes place doesn't mean the old group disappears. It could have been an isolated group of a bird that changed from new environmental pressures, while the original bird in the original environment continues to exist as it was.

Take Africa for example. We evolved from niggers, they stayed, we left, our new environment forced natural selection on the isolated population in the North. It created a more intelligent, hairier, paler race after thousands of years of people dying and breeding only the dna that helps them survive the harsh winters.

>>137744996
>muh DRUMPF

10/10 arguement made me respond

>if dogs evolved from wolves why are there still wolves

doggos btfo

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>>137743495
>If a tree grew one branch, followed by another, how come there are now two branches?

>>137745565
dogs are GMOS, completely differemt from evolution by way of natural selection

good effort though

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>>137743745
>2017
>he's still a round-earther

You want a serious response of the thread is just to laff at the retard?

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>>137745505
>muh obongo

>>137745843
Fuck off Italy you smell like shit. I masturbate upon you

>>137743776
Lincoln was a Republican. Never forget that.

>>137743495
lol

>>137744690
Right. I read once that human DNA and banana DNA are around 96 or 97% identical. Too lazy to look it up.

>>137743495
If crocodiles are reptiles, how are there still monitor lizards???

>>137745843
Still not a single answer yet though

>>137744485
Dogs technically didn't "evolve" from wolves though, selected breeding and animal husbandry are different from natural evolution.

>>137743495
They are called black people, not apes

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Tim Allen is based af. He's like that deranged racist uncle that owns a lot of guns and gave you a bump of cocaine on your 17th birthday.

>>137743495
read >>137747119

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>>137745976

Fuck off european wannabe, you didnt even use the bidet.

>>137746796

Homo sapiens did not come from chimpanzee. Homo sapiens and Chimpanzee had one ancestor in common at some point of evolution.

They teach you "we descend from chimpanzee" bc its too complicated to explain the whole evolution thing. Like they, in scientific dovumentaries, describe the atom like balls with smaller balls rotating around. This is nothing like a true atom but its too complicated to explain people without science background how an atom work or how it appear.

>>137747208
quality post

>>137743495
>Why are the branches on a tree still alive if it has leaves?

>>137744690
You didnt evolve from one you just share a common ancestor you fucking dimwit

>>137743495
Because we didnt evolve from Apes. We evolved from a common apelike ancestor. One group became apes, one group became humans.

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>>137743495
which came first the chickens or the eggs?

if we evolved from apes why are we still apes?

>>137747616
using facts to prove your point is racist sexist transphobic homophobic islamophobic and throw in some more *phobics while we're at it. Bigot.

>>137743495
UUUGH???

>>137743898
He's BTFO jews for decades

>https://familyfriendlydaddyblog.com/2011/05/06/why-home-improvement-is-the-most-popular-least-jewish-american-sitcom-ever/

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>>137743495
DAWKINS NO

>>137747659
Dinosaur eggs existed for millions of years before chickens ever came into being

we share a common ancestor with contemporary ape species, we did not evolve from contemporary ape species.

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>>137747859
Before you autists come tell me "hurr durr he's being ironic!" I know, it's obvious.
That's what makes it funny, by trying to be ironic he just accidentally said the truth.

>>137743495
Daily reminder that thermodynamics and entropy disprove evolution. Technically cars and airplanes 'evolve' as they rust, decay, and break down, but its retarded to think that they came from a common ancestor because they both have wheels.

if we evolved from apes then why are there still black people?

>>137747859
Unintended redpill, thank you dawkins

>>137748095
There are more atoms in one strand of DNA than stars in the sky. Learn something for fucks sake.

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>>137745769
It's hollow.

>>137743495
Is this a nigger joke? It really sounds like a nigger joke.

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>>137746933
humans are apart of nature though, so anything we do is natural. so they evolved naturally.

>>137748400
This. I despise the use of the word natural. Lets not be so naive as to remove ourselves from nature.

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>>137743495
>It's real

Why were dinosaurs so much bigger than what evolved from them? Serious question.

>>137743495
bumping shill thread

if tim allen have kids, why there's still tim allen?

>>137748995
they made the flat earth sway

>>137748718
People tend to forget they are just another animal.