Ask an American in Canada anything

Goddamnit I forgot about the image thing sorry.

>>137734637
Is their constant mispronunciation of our language bearable?

where in canada did you go?

>>137735064
It's a little unnerving but I got used to it. The person who I heard speak the most while here was JP and I'm used to that so wasn't too weird.

>>137735299
Toronto.

>>137735611
>toronto
worst place on the planet for traffic, I'd kill myself if I lived there driving 2+hrs to work each day under 20 miles

>>137734637
Are ((((((they))))) people?

Have you seen any illegal aliens who fled the US for Canada and if you did were you asked for money?

>>137736199
No. And lately I've come to realize their white liberal robots are not much better, and we might have to wade through a lot of bodies before reaching the final boss if you catch my drift. I live in Durham, the chance to use logic and reason has passed us by.

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL!!

>>137736053
No doubt, my cabbie on the way to the hotel was bitching about it. Luckily I only walked everywhere, the sidewalks are crowded as well though, and surprisingly dirty tbqhwyf

oh shit i forgot to turn off my meme flag

>>137736566
No unfortunately the only ppl I saw begging were white. Some French speaking bum asked me for money while I was waiting for my car to the airport.

>>137736824
I normally fly the confederate flag and I'm happy to be headed back down south. Afraid things will reach a tipping point down there soon though. My facebook filled with normies chiming in about the monument destruction.

>>137734637
>go to country whiter than your own
>pick the most liberal and immigrant infested part of all FUCKING TORONTO ONTARIO
>think it applies to country
Yeah, don't mind me, just heading to southern California so I can get a taste of what real America is like.

>>137734637
Did you buy bag milk and maple syrup?

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>>137736783
it's horrible. I stay at a hotel less than 3KM (1.8 miles) from my client and it can take me 10-15 minutes to drive to them. The highways never expanded to account for the population increase.

it's also expensive as hell as far as cost of living goes. nice to visit, would not want to live in Toronto (or really Canada). but I end up there for 1-3 weeks a month doing work for Canadian companies.

>>137737334
I just buy maple syrup in the states, cheaper (airport prices are ripoff, and then buying in Canada/packing it in a carry on bag (no liquids in carry ons/declaring it to US Customs) isn't worth it.

>>137734637
toronto isn't canada

i grew up in a town an hour out of toronto that had the rebel flag as the high school mascot, and the kkk openly recruiting in the local pubs

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>>137734637
you went to UofT faggot of course you were gonna find a ton of zipperheads. yonge street south of rutherford rd has more asian and middle eastern shop fronts than english ones.

white flight hit toronto like a fucking mac truck in the last 30 years. drive an hour out of the city in any direction and you are in the sticks with majority white communities.

Is it as bad as the board makes it out to be? Does it seem like a multiculti shithole, or does it seem more like 1990s US?

>>137737156
Calm down xang it's just memes.

>>137737334
Nah I don't dig on sugar. Got my lady some nice designer shades but no souvenirs unfortunately.

>>137734637
Did you pay 50 dollars for a slice of cheese?

Why do you think people would care? It's not as if Canada is an interesting or exotic place. Most Americans have probably been there once or twice.

>>137738314
The triggered leafflakes in the thread are probably correct, outside of the city it's whiter than the US. Tbh it was about what I expected aside from a lot of chinc gibberish on signs and what not.

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>>137738314
if you nuke toronto, montreal, ottowa, vancouver, all that will be left are rust/bible belt equivalent white folk. the great white north could be a reality if we want it bad enough that is.

>>137738575
I'm bored, spic faggot just hide thread and move on if you aren't entertained.

>>137735611
I live downtown. Pray for me.

>>137739001
Does praying for your destruction in a nuclear inferno count?

>>137739094
Sure

>>137739001
It'd be better if the architecture was nicer, but desu quite a chunk of the high rises reminded me of commie blocs. I expected more from such a highly touted international city.

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>>137739404
I'll pass along the request at church this Sunday. May God have mercy on your soul.

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>>137739414
we live under communist rule. even our conservative party is progressive conservative lmfao. sooooooo fucked. just waiting for the Arab Spring Civil War Americas 2.0 starts up at this point.

>>137734722
apologizing so fast into the thread, how un-American are leafs trying to make you?

>>137739414
There's been a massive condo boom in the last 10 years. Toronto was so much better in the 90's. Now it's just big box stores and condos.

>>137739729
Was waiting for this joke, wp anon.

>>137735064
Why do american say sorry wrong?
You make it nasally and give it an A sound. Sarreee (like sars the respiratory disease)
Its more like Sore-E (my muscles are sore)

The absolute barbarians we have to the south.

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>>137739893

>>137736881
Remember if they dont have a pack, they're a fraud.
Or you can do what I do and tell all the pan handlers to piss off.

>>137739825
Yeah there is a similar thing happening where I live in the states but not quite as distinctly commie looking. Jordan is right about the West leaving beauty behind with Christianity and it being a huge mistake.

>>137740094
I gave him the last usd I had on me just so he'd fuck off.

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>>137734637
In all seriousness hows the dating scene up there? Be careful of the LTR up there bro.

>>137739922
Nah, we just don't add an extra vowel, or an H to every word when we pronounce it.

HOOckey
AHpple
SOOrry

Seriously, when Trudeau is gone and all this crap has blown over, we need to sit down and teach you leafs how to speak.

>>137739922
This reminds me.

You guys are so nice it's physically exhausting to interact with you. Random strangers riding the elevator would say 'have a nice day' before stepping out. Early in the trip I realized the ole look at the floor trick wouldn't work.

>>137740174
I think it's just lack of creativity. These builders don't give a shit as long as they can pack hundreds of immigrants into a box and start making shekels.

>>137740429
I met a qt polish girl in line for JP, we chatted it up and sat together but that's the extent of my interactions while up here.

>>137740911
Yeah it was very obvious they were non whites simply by how unkempt the balconies were.

>>137739527
pray for Montreal too

>>137740773
I have family in Canada. I think that friendly shit they get such a good reputation for is all an act.
My Canadian relatives are some of the biggest fucking twats you meet behind closed doors. They also seem to have a ridiculous amount of envy and jealous hatred toward the USA. Before we stopped visiting them entirely, they were attacking us about Bush, like SJW tier attacks.
We never went back to visit after that.
(For perspective, my grandfather was born and raised in Nova Scotia, moved to Detroit and became an American citizen; still have the 200 acres of property in Nova Scotia, but we never go there anymore despite my grandfather saving the land by buying up the family shares before he died; stupid Canadian relatives are happy to use the land though, despite having zero claim to it).

>>137741021
You got her number right? She sat next to you bruh. That was an open door for continued contact.
Please tell me you got her number.

>>137736566
The refugees are fleeing from Champlain, NY to Lacolle, Quebec, so you're probably going to see few if any who traveled beyond Quebec. They're almost all Haitians who overstayed visas in the United States and think they will be granted asylum in Canada and get to stay around Haitian neighborhoods in Montreal.

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>>137739001
whats so bad about downtown Toronto is it a liberal hell hole?

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>>137741865
>whats so bad about downtown Toronto
>is it a liberal hell hole?

>>137741493
I have a girlfriend my man. It would've been tempting fate while at JP to then do one of those things that I shouldnt do that I know are wrong. My lady campaigned for Trump with me and has a Trump bumper sticker on her cubicle in an office with SJWs. I'm not exactly an alpha Chad so...ya know.

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canada is 70 percent white if you count italians

>>137741865
What makes it so bad is the two extremes. The insane liberals and the douchebag bay street people. There are very few people inbetween. I've lived downtown for 10 years and grew up 20 minutes away so I'm used to it. Things were better in the 80's and 90's that's for sure.

>>137742360
Is that real? Do I really want to know?

>>137742360
And French.
Protip: don't.

>>137735064
I have always hated Canada, as is my patriotic duty as a proud American. But then I watched some Margaret Maclennan gamergate videos and I realized that her accent was actually charming and beautiful. But then I had it explained to me that I only liked it because she was pretty girl who I thought shared my opinions. So, the bottom line is that canadian language is disgusting, but if you want to like it all you have to do is find a beautiful woman who speaks it to you.

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Thanks for talking to me, fags, this is comfy.

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>>137742888
np anon whats the latest crazy law or news Canadians are trying to subvert into their country?

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>>137741312
the friendly canada routine is a meme created after world wars for optics.
be storm troopers.
be best snipers.
americans send troops to canada for elite training.
have vast swathes of unreachable wilderness for all kinds of black ops shit.
JTF2 is widely received as the greatest special ops team ever, and tallied up the highest kill count of any team in Afghanistan all without Canadian civilians knowing.
and yet all you hear is how friendly canada is and peaceful and they love peace and silly loud americans next door keep us from having nice things omg....please.

we provide the usa more oil than the saudi princes so why would america just leave peaceful old canada to its lonesome? the truth is it doesnt, the usa already owns canada through being 80% of our economic trade without which we wouldnt float as a country. again i say peaceful canada is a meme used to sweep up the bad press gained from our more trigger happy brothers to the south.

>>137743251
Nah cunt, we're just nice.

>>137743203
Kek, the majority of the news while I had it on was about Trump, Charlottesville, and the confederate monuments. Also there was this Muslim cunt who refused to appear in court for a bomb plot and pledged allegiance to ISIS but last I heard they hadn't untangled her motives.

>>137743557
we have a larger white majority so of course on average you will find the people here nicer if compared to just about anywhere. could have said sweden and shit a few years back not anymore though.

>>137744010
Tbf my brown cabbie and Hapa bartender were real sweethearts. Didn't seen to be affected by learning I was from the States and didn't pester me about Trump shit.

>>137743927
>pledged allegiance to ISIS
>hadn't untangled her motives.
Seems clear to me

>>137744371
working class people don't give a shit. but if you spend time around 'intellectuals', around universities, etc. it's unbearable. they think so highly of themselves and their superior moral positions against rombuld grumpf.

>>137744839
Reminds me of that image talking about how frustrating it must be for isis to not have their actions get the recognition they desire bc of libs covering up.

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>>137743927
>Muslim cunt who refused to appear in court for a bomb plot and pledged allegiance to ISIS
>refused to appear in court
>refused


canada................wew

>>137735611
The 2nd most American fucking city in Canada, right behind Calgary. Don't know how you could complain

>>137745091
I know dude. They were discussing how she needed to be evaluated to see if she was mentally fit to stand trial. If I didn't already know from /pol/ how cucked it can be up here my jaw would've been on the floor. Even though I came up here to see Peterson, ppl like him aren't enough. This shit has to be met with force.

>>137745513
If by American you mean
>muh 58%
Then I guess.

>>137734637
Hi! Hope you enjoyed our Tim Hortons coffee and some Tim-Bits while you were here! Ya!

Weeeeew!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Canadian keke! Canadian keke! Hehehehehehe!

>>137745787
My biggest regret is that I didn't make it to a Tim Hortons. I would like to come back and catch a Toronto FC match, I'll have to enjoy a more native experience next time.

>>137738837
Except when you realize you left out 2 major cities, forgot that Christianity is looked down upon and mostly only the rich live in the countryside

>>137742888
which bar are you at senpai?
the hearth in the US transborder gates?

>>137746136
>never made it to a Tim Horton's
Save yourself the soul crushing disappointment on how shitty Tim Horton's is. Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks are Miles better.

If you can find a Second cup or other local coffee place next time you come to Toronto, that would be my recommendation.

>>137734637
>I'll never see another leaf post without assuming it's a chinc
why is that ?

>>137734637
What are you interested in seeing in Canada?
Hillary or Trump?

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>>137746553
Apropos. I stand here right?

>>137742185
Gotcha. Good man then.

>>137746736
I came to see Jordan Peterson's final Bible lecture.

Not sure if serious but worked Trump ground team in NC on the way to glorious victory.

>>137746788
depends on the place.

i try to avoid the tablet restaurants because they're owned by one company (OTG) who runs every concession in the main united terminal at newark (they do the same at a few other airports).
hearth has better food and beverage options IMO but appropos has more charging outlets (not that many at the hearth, although seating at the area with it is usually available if you ask).

>>137747195 here
also, the browser on the tablets monitors your internet history and injects advertisements. don't visit any site that you wouldn't want tied to your name as you have to swipe your credit/debit card to pay and the track data of your card contains your first and last name.

>>137741312
Ive noticed it over the years, I round it to 2 things; American immigrants and those ungrateful Quebecois who aren't even Canadian.

>>137747195
I had a god tier egg/cheese/bacon croissant for breakfast here desu senpai. Might try somewhere else for lunch still almost 3 hours til boarding.

>>137739825
>Toronto
>better
It's just the world's largest refugee camp. Go buy some kinder eggs and relax.

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>>137747312
I'll keep that in mind.

>>137741493
How desperate do you have to be

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>>137747667
kinder eggs are illegal for import to the US and you can be fined $2,500 per egg if a customs agent catches you. baggage is scanned before entry to the US and they reserve the right to check carry ons. the transborder gates used to sell kinder eggs but eventually someone told US CBP and they stopped.

>>137747581
a lot of people have raved about the fish tacos there when I've been there. the mac and cheese is essentially the only item on the menu I can eat (allergic to seafood + eggs, anything that hits a grill or deep fryer is out due to cross contamination...mac and cheese doesn't contain those items and is cooked in an individual clean pan in the hearth).

the mac and cheese is pretty good w/ breadcrumbs, they'll also add bacon if you ask (usually), real pieces, not just bacon crumbs. it's also fairly large as both a portion and the price.

the alexander keith isn't a bad beer on draft and the price is fair, but it isn't a real IPA, not bitter at all. still tasty and bang for the buck is good

full bar but spirits in canada are just generally expensive. That said if you get a stronger cocktail (e.g. old fashioned) they will mix it properly.

>>137747312
For some reason I can't send a pic but yeah I tried 4chan and it's blocked so I'm good just playing blackjack bleeding fake coins, shit is so rigged.

>>137742360
>Fucking Twospirit
What the shit am I looking at
This is why I bailed Toronto

>>137748575
Nvm pic did send, told me disconnected.

>>137748308
>spirits in Canada generally expensive
Yeah I noticed that, do you know why? I'm just sticking with Canadian club since I like it anyway and cheapest option. Luckily I haven't spent much money while up here. I did think the USD would go further than it has considering exchange rates.

>>137749133
sin tax man. you have to pay for that universal healthcare/socialized medicine (whatever you want to call it, single payer, etc.) and dis incentivize behavior that costs the public money (e.g. treating the health consequences of alcoholism.)

>>137749237
Makes sense.

>>137749520
it does, it just sucks.
in the midwest US, at a really nice hotel restaurant/bar, they would make me a drink with 3.5 ounces Hendricks gin/3.5 ounces tonic (rest ice) for $7 USD.

in Canada I could expect them to charge $11 CAD an ounce of liqour plus 13% HST plus tip.

buying 2 ounces of Grey goose in Canada at a restaurant is typically $20-$25 CAD (keeping in mind it's about 80% of that in USD with exchange rate). I can buy a 1.75L of Kirkland Signature (Costco) vodka for $18.75 (made in France at one of the old grey goose factories, five times distilled, basically indistinguishable).

the pricing system makes beer/cider on draft generally cheaper than the US, wine a bit more expensive, and spirits totally fucked in pricing relatively.

>>137750037 here
by the way, what I said generally only applies to on draft brews.
I think this is why most canadian beer is really boring, they need consistent brews for cheaper prices pre-tax.
I would say the exception on this is probably Unibroue but even then the more complex flavors of pilsners and pale ales/IPAs you would get in the US are just absent in Canada.

>>137750037
Where in the states do you live?

>>137750037
Also fuck yeah Kirkland, but I can only buy their wine (NC), didn't even know they had spirits.

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>>137750691
New York. I travel where work takes me. Was the midwest US for a while (lot of time in Illinois/Iowa).

Within five years I've almost hit marriott lifetime platinum (750 nights/2 million points). Travel is a reality. As a US Citizen I can get into Canada to work very easily under NAFTA which puts me ahead of a lot of my coworkers (some on green card, many on various categories of US visa).

>>137734637
/bant/
Fuck off

>>137751164
This has been a comfy thread buddy I'm sorry you're in such a bad mood today.

>>137751142
Damn that's sick dude. My dad traveled a ton and is retired now but would always hook me up with free rooms and other comps. Do you have a wife/kids?

>>137751842
nah, mid-20s and single. Might switch jobs from one that requires travel to one I can work completely remote soon.

Problem is, willingness to travel can increase pay for certain positions by 30-40%, plus when you're traveling you can turn down the A/C or heat, not have to buy food, etc...

>>137752051
Yeah for sure that's not a bad gig.

>>137742360
BBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAP

>>137739001
Hi, Chang