BTFO

>>137710165
>quac

>>137710165
>can't stop themselves from trying to make a "hilarious joke" for even 5 seconds
could they make the fact that it's nothing but virtue signalling any more obvious?

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>>137710298

That's pretty fucking funny actually. Kek

>master race
>has to use tiki torches

>>137710165
Delivering your hostile message with a casual joke, very good. I like this manager's style, he knows how to run shit.

NO TRUMP
NO TIKKKIS
NO QUAC IN USA

>>137710369
>using an actual torch
>near that expensive new white poloshirt I just purchased for this march

Oy vey, oy gevalt.

>>137710342
You think there's not a right equivalent? Sorely mistaken.

>paying for a torch
>instead of wrapping a gasoline-soaked cloth around a large stick/mop handle

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>>137710165
>steve ...
just having a friend for the guacamole?? assholes. That's exactly why lefties should die ... double standards and propaganade everywhere

>Easier than learning how to make guaq

It's just mushed avocado

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>>137710491
Non sequitur

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>>137710165

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>>137710165
>that abhorrent reddit humour

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>>137710165
>PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE TIKI TORCHES FOR ANY RACIST CRAP

>mfw I use it for racist crap anyway
Who else /devilish/ here?

>>137710346
god dammit. I miss you jeb

>>137710346
lol well played.

>>137710165
Those tikis are like triple the price of the cheaper yellow wood ones
>$2 vs $6

>>137710165
>The"""humour""" of the alt left

>>137710165
lazyeyephobic hypocrites and who the hell want to march with blacked torch anyway

lmao so wacky and relatable

>>137710165
I guarantee a woman made that. Illogical action to this extent is either a nigger or a woman. With the two combined they're given super powers.

>>137710513
Diesel works better, but kerosene is best if you can get your hands on it.

why do amerimutts always look cringy when they try to do something? like that text for example, are you trying to make a joke?
and i'm not even talking about charlotesville thing lmao it's a cringefest, i'm glad that the balkanrapebaby called Peter is going to get fucked

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>>137710165
fix'd

>>137710165
Some r*dditor printed this out, drove to walmart and took a picture of the paper near some tiki torches all for some imaginary internet points

>bring tiki torch to the register
>"Did you find everything alright, sir?"
>"Ja."
>"Here's your change."
>"Danke."
>"Come again."
>"Auf wiedersehen."

>>137710342

this

some corny bullshit + groupthink leftist bullshit

>>137710602
Even Italians are whiter than burgers.

>>137710165
why did the tikki torches trigger them so much

>>137710656
> pissing on others humour
> "lel magic number frogs"

>>137711117
Did you make the sign or something anarfaggot?
/pol/ isn't one person anyway, normies and redditors co-opted that maymay in its inception

>>137710883

Would have been 10/10 if your photoshop skill weren't abhorrent, atm it's 3/10. lrn2photoshop.

>>137710888
Edit: Thanks for the gold my dear gentlemen. I feel that I've done my art in scaring those Nazi imbeciles. I'll be back in a jiff, just going to pop the kettle on! (Using my Game of Thrones stein which I obtained at a Comic convention. Heh, remember boys women love big healthy brains)!1 :3

i really hate normie "humor"

>>137710165

>That reddit humor
>Following up the rule with some cringey reddit joke
>AVOCADOS

This is why everyone hates you, reddit.

>>137710165
I feel like I want to put a Tiki Torch in my backyard now. Are they considered symbols of the alt-right yet?

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>>137711008
Because it reminds them of the klan.

>>137711008
Culture appropriation

>>137711312
You forgot the u in humour. Americans put the yous back in. Give me a you too.

>>137710165
tee hee such random humor tee hee gonna repost this to facebook tee hee

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>>137710655

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>>137711433
1951

>>137710957
thatsthejoke.jpg

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>>137710888
guaranteed. How is this poster printed on what looks like some flimsy 8x11 copy paper going to hold up when some one picks up one of these torches from the display. Assuming its even taped on or whatever.. Pure nonsense, as cringey as some leftist business owners are.

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>>137710165
did anyone say guac?

>>137710622
Using the vocabulary of logic doesn't make you smart.

>>137710165
Someone organize them into a swastika on the ground.

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>>137710777
Diesel doesn't burn at sea-level pressure you dumbass.
You can put out a fire by pouring diesel on it.

>>137711581
I feel that the bold lettering in that News paper is quite too masculine for my liking. It's bringing me back to memories of a man. This man guided his hand past my bottom and glanced it slightly. Luckily I reported him to federal police and he lost his job. Men can't keep on raping unchecked and unchallenged.

>>137710342
They must have learned comedy via the Ghostbusters remake

>>137710369
no it's not. it's the typical leftist extended example that nobody actually knows but it's funny because it's so specific that it must be talking about one person specifically known to the author. only it never is known to the author, they made the whole thing up

it's not funny, just filler for their usual clickbait articles

Why are these torches even legal??

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>>137711675
I'd rather say this on a link to the original video, but seeing a car smash through a crowd of faggots causing utter chaos while a literal clown holds a "shame" sign is something i could only dream of seeing. Ok going to kill myself now, my life goals have been met and exceeded.

>>137711929
why are YOU even legal??

>>137711839
We light bonfires by dousing the wood with diesel and shooting them with Roman Candles.

kinda left me feeling bad for steve...

>>137711839
Grandpa keeps a spray bottle of diesel fuel next to his stove to help light fires. Grandpa lives at 65' elevation.

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>>137712028
Hey buddy. sorry to inform you,... fire has been legal since 16,745 BCE..

>>137712071

It's hard to light diesel with a naked flame from something like a lighter, you need something hotter like a blowtorch or in your case, burning phosphur/magnesium

>>137712028
He's not. He's a dirty cuckold.

>>137712247
oy vey, we need to change that now! evil assault fires need to be banned!

>>137710666
Checked. Hail Satan.

>>137710165
but is it ok to use 'em to set your neighbours car on fire 'cause he a racist nazi?

>>137712247
Was not talking about fire. These torches are hate symbols desu.

>>137710165
HOLY SHIT!! Virtue signaling so hard you try to do it when you aren't even there.This is a whole new level of cuck.
>they're for....
THEY'RE FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AFTER I BUY IT !!


Leftist shithead!

>>137712311
Well, how 'bout dat? You can get torch lighters for cheap as well. They're only $3-$4. I've got a couple for lighting cigars.

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>>137710165
Oy vey you are betraying every italian /pol/ poster

>>137710165
That attempt at funny, verbatim regurgitation of 'comedic' self-hatred of late night cucks

>>137712440
Checkmate!

Anyone right of Mao is a Nazi!!!

>>137710165
>can't take a joke

Typical faggot.

>>137711929
You heathen scumbag

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>>137712510

Italia has a long history of betraying it's allies

>>137710165
YEAH NAZI ASSHOLES!!!
we said please which is a magic word according to Barney the purple dinosaur god of nazi theology
SO DO NOT USE THESE TIKI TORCHES FOR ANY RACIST CRAP
or we'll tell fucking Barney and you'll get thee smote by his penis-shaped head and shoulders, knees and toes.
SO THERE

>>137710165
>DUDE SWEARING LMAO
Very distasteful

>>137711839

You should give it a try. Diesel, meaning #2 fuel oil, is pretty much kerosene here in the states. Yeah you might be able to put a match out in it if you plan things right with a volume/cup of it, but if you let it wick out into anything it will light just fine and burn really hot in normal atmosphere.

Way less flammable than gas though.

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>>137710165
This is outstanding. Thanks for sharing, OP.

>>137710165
So fucking wrote this? Jeb?

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>>137712453

what this guy below said you fucking nigger whos flag i don't even know that the fuck it is because i live in america.

>>137712456

>>137712806
Which made us sit on the table of winners. Coward but succesful solution

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>>137710666
TRIPS

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