Australia hate thread

rooboys are ok

sage.
daily reminder do not reply to false flags
do not read posts from false flags
false flags are jews and poos

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>>137706128
Yes pls roast me daddy

>>137706128
Come on then, let's see your best bants.
Nothing I love more than crippling disappointment, must get it from my parents.

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>>137706458
Canadians hide behind those flags the most tbqh

This is now an Australia LOVE thread.

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>>137706773

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impressive thread
how will we recover from this assblasting

>>137706128
>Auscucks are awake
It's almost 7pm dickhead, L2timezone

>>137706128
but I like austria

>>137706128
Show your flag coward.

ausgaylia

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>>137706773
Bindi Irwin is thicc <3

>>137706128
fuck off cunt

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>>137706128
Don't bully the upside-down people that visit this place, they are the best posters here (except for the faggot that keeps posting blacked threads).

>>137706128
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD

S A G E
A
G
E

>>137707256
Gaymerica

>>137707057
I'd stingray that

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>>137707247
>except for the faggot that keeps posting blacked threads

He's my favorite aus poster though. He's very dedicated to triggering fragile /pol/tards till the mods ban him for another month

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>>137706128
PLS NO BULLIE

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>>137707847
she learned from her fathers mistake and just sticks to big emu cock

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>>137706128
Australia is basically just an orgy of New Zealand citizens larping as Australians while dressed as furries. It's a fucking disgrace and has to end.

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>>137708103
you should change that filename to horny NZers then

>>137707860
True. I admire his dedication, same with the roach that makes wh*Te-hate treads.

>>137708292
NZers are much sneakier than that. They're very hard to spot until they reach positions of the highest political power. It's part of their deceptive armory. Honestly, I can't even tell if those are New Zealander furries having an orgy or kangaroos going about their daily business. Can you?

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>>137708349
He's amusing too. My favourite poster has to be Janka with his terrible memeball threads.

We'll be all that's left of humanity in two months. Global air currents tend not to cross the equator so the worst of the dust and cold will wipe out the northern hemisphere but only make Australia more livable.
The argies and safas will get wiped out by starving hordes migrating south from the top of their continents, giant hordes that will strip the land like locusts and leave nothing for the next years sowing.
Sure there might be a few kiwis, but they won't really count after they crossbreed to keep warm and make homo ovis .

>>137706128
It's 7.43pm at the moment, we've been awake for awhile.

>>137706767
i really really really like this pussy

>>137708560
We should just enslave NZ to be honest.
I'd love to hear some slave tunes sung with their dumbshit accent

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>>137706128
Australia is shit dont come here bros

fuckoffwearefull

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>>137708409
We get pretty sexually creative without a ruby ball desu. If you live on a farm, definitely don't let them around your livestock.

>>137708845
I'd dip my crab pots in that creek

>>137708913
rugby*

I don't even watch that sport desu unless it's a world championship

>>137708624
Don't tell me how and when to sleep you fucking fascist.

>>137706128
Lets see.... Western Europe is Fucked.. America is Fucked. If you're not living in Canada or Australia you're up shit creek with no paddle.

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>>137708845
The call that saved Australia

>>137707247
We aren't allowed to have weapons for self defence, it's listed as an invalid reason for a weapon.

>>137709055
>Canada
The moldy maple syrup in my cupboard is contributing more to the world than Canada atm mate

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>>137708936
Yeah there would actually be good yabbies there I reckon

#fuckoffwearefull

>>137707860
I get caught in the rangeban though so I'm not so keen on him

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>>137708913
Outstanding and saved

>>137707247
>>137707247
that is a good memeball. Ive never tried jerking off with vegemite, I might try it one day

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>>137706128
yea nah get fucked cunt

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Who else stayin up late pulling buges and waking up for driving lessons tomorrow?

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>>137709519
what's this hipster trash? mi goreng or bust m8

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>>137709487
>filename

>>137707057
I fuckin' gooch scoot thru a mile a' broken glass just to hear her fart thru a walkie-talkie

>>137709921
Enjoy your cancer faggot

Dont knock it till you try it

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>>137709921
Fixed.
Too right on the mee goreng. Or on a beef rendang -- probably my face.

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>>137708554
Great poster too, haven't seen him around here lately. The only posters I realy dislike are Mike and obamaleaf.

>>137709212

Jesus Christ. It looks like an Oblivion character if you just roll max on every attribute.

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>>137709933
Just visit Australia Zoo, m8

watch her get freaky with the animals

>>137709519
>waking up for driving lessons tomorrow
underage b&

I like Aussies. Reminds Britain and the rest of Earth that the US could have become a drastically different nation.
>In other news, Kim Jong Un has decided to declare war on the United States.
>President Trump's response was "Game on y'fuckin' cunt!"
>In other news, the vegedollar has plummeted in value now that Japan has found a way to synthesize vegemite at a fraction of the cost

They're okay, but soon Australia will be colonized by the superior CHINESE MASTER RACE

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>>137706474
So who won the emu war? I heard it's touch and go.

>>137710405
haven't you got a dog to boil, chang?

>>137710419
No one gives a shit about some reddit tier meme about some bumfuck region of Western Australia. 99.9999% of Australians don't even know a single town outside of Perth in that state. .

>>137710304
Nah cunt just too neet now I actually have a car so nows time to learn

>>137710367
whats this about cheap vegemite? give that nip the nobel prize

>>137709519
Fucken best best noodles soup ever!!!

>>137709519
>what's this hipster trash? mi goreng or bust m8
Fuck, if you never tried it you dont know what your missing..... it has genuine meat in it...

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abbos
>their faces haven't load yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to NZ again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to NZ again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2015/08/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one.html
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to NZ, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to seep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

>>137710993
>Genuine meat
It may as well be flavoured slime with the taste and consistency it has.
I brought those noodles once to try, never again.
Chopped up Inghams sweet chilli chicken tenders mixed through mi goreng master race here.

>>137709519
that was me 4 years ago

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>>137711075
>implying mullets are bad

>>137711075
didnt you post this yesterday

>>137711221
Tendies + microwave rice cups + cheese toasted in a wrap is truly a gift from the neet god

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>>137711432
it's a decent pasta desu

>>137711351
flavor flavor flavor

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>>137711075
KEK

saved

>>137711351
made me laugh more than it should

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>>137711351
oof

>>137711221
Coles tendies are the same shit but about two bucks cheaper m8. Savings on tendies makes for more bali holidays yip yip yeww

>>137712044
>Not just stocking up every month when they're half price

>>137711571
Sounds good to me mate

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>>137710419

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>>137711612
Even if we were good at that game, I still wouldn't watch it m8

>>137712044
>wasting money going to bali
degenerate lad

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>>137711075

>>137706128
Its 840 on a work day getting sleepy

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>>137706128
We're ready for the jihadis, send them in

I don't know about you guys but I think we need to import more africans

>>137712701
im offended

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Who else having some tucker?

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>>137712393
>not keeping your freezer full of icypoles at all times so you can cool down each time you have to walk 3kms to your letterbox and back

>>137712410
haha wahd is even going on there

>>137712927
lol who cares

>>137712927
top kek

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>>137713007
shitpost.exe crashed and he had to reboot during the throw

>>137713009
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER DIED FIGHTING EMUS YOU CUNT

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>>137712474
m8 the day you find me a ripstart for less than a pineapple in woy woy will be the day I stop buying bintang singlets

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>>137713324

>>137713363
literally no idea what you're on about mate

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>>137712986
>tomato sauce with banana

>>137710300
im 20 minutes drive away from there. too far cunt

>>137706128
Actually, I kinda like Aussies.

>>137714401
Fuck off cunt

>>137714401
Fuck off yankee cuck

>>137711075
based kek and saved

I like Australians.
Go touch yourself elsewhere op.

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>>137713606
open ya fucken ears cunt ay
foynd me
a fucken ripstart
for less than a fitty
in fucken woy woy
and I'll stop goin
ta fucken kuta cunt

fucks sake

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>>137711075

>>137713363

dont worry cunt, I understood ya. Got pissed in woy woy once.

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>>137706128
STRAYA

>>137714401
Are you a confederate? The confederates are based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5k9_hT4nzA
They said I am an honorary confederate for civil war 2.0

Tasmania reigns supreme you bunch of normies, and don't give me that two headed incest horseshit because you know it's all lies.

>>137706128
I love Australia. Couldn't think of a nasty word about them if I tried.

>>137706128
Don't be mean, the Chinese actually have a lot of culture

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>>137715804
>tfw I live near woy woy

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Just wanna say that I love wombats. Heard they're a pretty solid unit. Would break a truck axel if you ran one over

>>137716352
Wombats are notorious for going through fences rather than over, under or around
Pretty cuddly too

>>137716494
Don't pinch their babies, they'll charge at ya

>>137716352
>>137716494
I know it's an American badger but it's the best we've got :(

>>137710589
>99.9999% of Australians don't even know a single town outside of Perth in that state.
you fucking little city faggot

>>137708409
that or you ask them what is the devil number.

>>137711649
learn to write

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>>137716628
You guys have marmots. I love those too.

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>>137716352
They only come out at night. Abos used to hunt them by sending little kids down their dens. Their signs are easy to see as they do almost cubic poos. pic related

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>>137716826
>t. literally who: the state

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>>137716689
Sorry but it's inferior.
I cuddled one of these adorable bastards at the zoo and it was great.
Echidnas are the cutest animal Australia has though, we just don't share it often.

>>137716955
righto, bet you're a nswelshman or a faggot vic

>>137706128
fuck off cunt

>>137708560

You realize the cucks here will take on the entire planet wanting to come here in that scenario?

>>137717115
A gay tree

>>137709933

kek

Central coast is the greatest place in all Australia. Best beaches, lovely white people and heaps to do. I feel sorry for anyone who can't walk 5minutes to terrigal Beach for a dip in the water.

>>137716955
what is broome?
what is port hedland?
you should at least know those cunt

>>137706128

Australia is pretty cool.

Go fuck yourself no flag fag.

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>>137716949
Cube poop!? Very tidy. Truly a magnificent creature.

But those plattys: nothing else like em. Truly singular and unique critters too.. so damn cute with their egg laying and their jiggly bodies. Never let them go extinct!

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>>137706128

Follow me on Twitter

>>137717013
You lucky bastard

>>137717090
First state best state m8

>>137712991

Zoopers all the way mate. Have you been drinking?

>>137706128
Why haven't you moved here yet?

Life is better in every conceivable aspect.

>>137706128
looks like OP got assblasted last night and was fuming all day looking to find solitude in his assblasting he received at the hands of one of us.

>>137717633
They have pink milk and are curious. I had one watch me secretly once when I was camping seeing them in them in the wild and there is no doubt that there is something about them special I must admit.

>>137717431
It goes from trash to liberal party donor tier very quickly. Also the Entrance is basically an Islamic caliphate at this point so there are definitely sections that could do with a firebombing.

>>137716022

Poeple might listen to your opinion if you weren't a massive gaping syphilis-blown cunt.

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>>137717013
If I had these I would wanna share either

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>>137716348
>>137715804
>tfw you do sick doeys and shit at lipcomb staysh

>>137717953
Wouldn't

>>137717893

True - would not recommend. Food up there shit too. Like Sydney 20 years ago.

Australia has always fascinated me since i was a kid. Thanks to ty the tasmanian tiger.

>>137718097

And from where do you hail, friend?

>>137718140
Your ancestral homeland lad.

>>137717953
I ate echidna once,an abo gave me some meat. By and large they are fucking cool to come across int he wild.

>>137717431
Grab some fish and chips at the boat ramp, go up the Haven for a sit. Call it an afternoon.

>>137716352
This is a badger u retard.

>>137718210

Well, that's a pity.

>>137718087
It's still way better than sydney. The city is just full of a bunch of circlejerking morons who get high an might on "culture". You'll never experience the wonders of a 2 am shooey on the beach while telling anyone who looks remotely foreign to the coast to fuck off back to where they came from.

Sounds better than any shit you can do it sydney to me.

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>>137706128
I like austraia. Fuck you op

>>137718475

Yeah Sydney is shit these days for sure. Too many immigrants. Too many poor people. Infrastructure is shit.

But the food is pretty good.

Wait how many people are /cennycoast/ here? Are we truly the shitpost capital of the nation?

>>137718413
Why?

>>137718249
I've eaten all kinds of antelope but I've never had marsupial. Never been to straya but gf & I are tramping the Milford track NZ this summer in January.

>>137718585
If you need to ask then your beyond help unfortunately dad

I've always liked Australians.

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>>137717758
yeahnahyeahnahnahnahhhhhh m8 few teddies and buegs in but I'm right to drive

>>137718642
Isnt because my nation is dead you dirty kafir? imsim sallah aussie

>>137718382
I refer you to this sir
>>137716689

>>137717953
Yeah they look adorable, but if you want some real shit watch a video of them waddling.

>>137718249
Did it taste alright? Can't imagine they'd have a lot of meat on them.
I've had turtle before and it was fucking delicious.
My parents had dugong before it was outlawed and said it was some of the most delicious meat they'd even tried.

>>137718582
Prove you're from the central coast, what structure is at the highest point at Terrigal?

>>137718730
Swam with a dugong once as a child in Palawan Philippines back in the late 80s

>>137718730
>Did it taste alright?
You know the answer - kinda like gamey chicken. I actually like stumbling on them in the wild so I didnt like the idea of eating the cunt. I will never harm one again. It is almost like they are good luck or something.

>>137706128
jealous

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>>137706128


You called?

>>137718897
Big ass water tower thing

>>137718582

Used to live in Bensville (10 or so minutes from 2 Woy) but I lost my license and had to move closer to work down in Sydney.

Does anyone have that site which had a map of the demographic breakdown of every suburb in Australia?

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>>137718585

You ever see that shitty Alien movie with Winona Ryder where they are doing genetic engineering on the aliens and there are all those horrible deformed alien fetuses and they are so disgusting that she destroys them all because of how unnatural and horrifying they are?

That is Great Britain.

So much potential initially, but along the way the growth of the Union was retarded and deformed in a grotesque way.

>>137718648
what a fucking moron

>>137719018
Bloody oath, the man tells the truth.

>>137718582
Tfw live on the good side of Wyoming.

>>137715663
ayy cunt not spendin more n a piner on a rip start no way mate

>>137719058
Kek.

>>137709487
Fuckin this cunt knows how to spend straya day

Central Coast confirmed shit post capital of Australia

>>137717734
first the worst

>>137718648
Dont be nice to us, be mean, you got to be mean, then take the bants ok cunt? come back a few shitposts later and we might have you around.

>>137711075
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
lel nice

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lol fuck of you cum bubble.

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>>137719141

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>>137719215

Whoa whoa friend-o

Australia Day is no longer pee-cee.

We need to refer to it as Invasion Day to accommodate our indigenous brethren.

>>137719461

Asking Americans to banter is like asking Africans to swim. It is unnatural, so they are shit at it.

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How about those kookaburras? Noisy motherfuckers, aren't they?

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>>137706128
fuck off you lowbreed cunt

FULL
U
L
L

>>137719402
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh ouch cunt

>>137719591
Is that an abo? Are there any attractive ones?

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>>137708845

>>137720056
nah its a half caste

>>137719591
Cunt I'm not in Melbourne, I'm in swq we don't give a fuck, straya day is fuckin straya day. Fuck the coons, fuck the faggots.

>>137720056

Literally googled "aboriginal model". They were all appalling. Even the half white ones. Genetically very inferior. Still she has a niche and I bet she gets paid by leftist advertising and fashion departments to virtue signal that they embrace all cultures.

>>137719908
And it doesn't matter what you're doing at the time. You'll always feel like they're 'aving a laugh at your expense. Unless you're doing nothing but sitting back sinking piss by the campfire.
You know what, maybe these cheeky buggers are onto something.

>>137720162
Anyone here ever try human flesh? Would you if it were in front of you?

>>137720162

They don't teach you that in the Aboriginal history unit in primary school.

>>137718725
Oh sorry.

>>137720402
>Would you if it were in front of you?
fuck no
don't want fucking prion disease
otherwise, sure, why the hell not?

>>137720402
only if it was commie. I don't condone eating homer sapien.

>>137720640
siory of prion give diseases to canibals now?

>>137720640
Yeah, not down with the shakes either but I can't deny the curiosity.

>>137712807
that aboriginal is very white haha weak genes

I don't know much about australia so I don't hate it

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>>137706128
aussie rules

>>137711612
here's one from the archives for you mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAZiQp064X0

Here are five things that would make Australia better:

1) Fewer people in major cities - Europe does this the best. Global cities with about a million people only. Sydney is a sprawling shithole and it sucks. We should limit the number of new people moving to Sydney and push them out to regional cities.

2) Fast rail - up and down the east coast. Sydney to Melbourne in 2 hours. That would be sweet. Fuck all the cunts who don't want to sell their land - better for the country.

3) Better GST distribution - smaller states get all the benefits - cunts.

4) Everything should be available for delivery at all hours. I have lived in SEA. Want Maccas at midnight, some cunt is jumping on a moped to bring it to you.

5) Removal of useless degrees from University. If it is not a professional degree, then it should be bundled up into a single degree of General Studies with specific courses for Philosophy, or History or Wmoen's Studies or whatever. Too many people leaving uni as useless cunts.

That is about it eh.

>>137720740
see Kuru disease
the closest to your species you eat, the higher the chances you'll catch some form of prion disease
also has much higher chances of happening if you eat mere monkey bush meat

can of course happen if you eat "normal" meat (particularly if that meat has been fed its own species), but I certainly won't be raising my chances as to that, even if it's indeed tempting

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cant believe this cunt ousted malcy! another one bites the dust i guess..

>>137721169
Oh no, four passive, nonviolent high IQ chinks!

>>137720162
You mean Australia is full of Chris Chans!?
Like that feeding of every second baby has some form of logic behind it.
But as I got to the Emu feathers, I'm gonna need more info on that. There's gotta be more rationality.

No fucking wonder the stolen generation happened. Yet they have the fucking gall to throw it at us.
Please any more info.

>>137721325
ahhhhh no cunt we do not need to spend $100 billion, conservatively, on building a train line to melbournegrad when you can fly there for a pineapple

>>137721406

Lol I know Murray - not a bad bloke for a retard but he likes a fucking chat. Jesus.

>>137720607
I prefer Bulgarian baklava to any other

>>137721557

Imagine commuting from the South Coast to Sydney each day in like 30 mins though. That would be sick as. Sydney wages, coastal lifestyle.

>>137721675
Ok diabetus.

>>137721489
They look more like Southeast Asians .. maybe

>>137721496
I don't have more info on that, but after having see a few bush mechanics vids, I find previous pic very believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYhTIRyF70

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>>137721570
haha northern beaches?
used to catch the L90 with muzza everyday

>>137711612
Absolutely disgraceful.

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>>137721278
post more cricket classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCgAqNSAD1U

>>137719908
Our birds are undercover agents working for the Dinosaurs. Lmao you think a meteorite killed them all off?

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I was expecting really hurtful, blackpill-tier stuff but this thread just uplifted me.

Thanks

>>137721937

"Pour it carefully and save some for drinking" lol

>>137721728
yeah, it would be nice but it would make fuck all economic sense.

would be better to put high speed loop around the periphery of sydney so you have infrastructure in places where significant populations of people already exist and build them up/decentralise the need to have every cunt trying to come into the CBD at dumb oclock in the morning

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>>137722069
yeah likewise mate
feelin pretty gud

>>137722164
This is an offical aus/pol/ thread now

What's on the menu tonight boys?

>>137722129
also the "close your eyes", when they "remove" the windshield...

>>137721958

Basketball at KGV. I think he was on some Council work placement thing.

>>137722164
Fucking lol.

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>>137722229
Chinks

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Hey fags,

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

>>137722208

Yeah you are probably right. Better to have done it decades ago. Paying for the land now would be fucked. The loop would be nice though.

>>137722021
You might be on to something. Don't you guys have some kind of rock mountain with a giant ancient serpent inside of it?

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>>137722229
>>137722397
I deleted the post because I accidently posted two. Here's the picture of the guy's gf who got bleached

>>137722515
Are they attracted to all the shiny shit on your face like some dumbarse magpies?

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>Tfw riced by Mr Wong
Africucks can't cope

>>137722515

Ear spacers = degenerate scumbag. Fact.

Sage for such a fucking weak post.

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>>137722842
yeah that'll show em

>>137722802
>>137722732
Reverse image searched, it's not him

>>137722515
yeah righto m8 why did you turn your face into a pincushion?
you look like one of those blokes that realised a limb bizkit tribute band wasn't a viable occupation after high school so now you've taken to posting your dumb fucking head on the internet to validate yourself inbetween centrelink payments

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Here's a place I'd like to see

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>>137722515
How many species?

>>137723107
Not allowed too. It's some coon's open plan living room.

>>137723088
It's not him you stupid cunt, pretty sure it's a troll from YouTube

>>137707847
KEK

>>137723243
It's nearly 11pm you fucking arsehole don't post that spooky shit so late

>>137709442
Vegemite is acidic as fuck. Have fun.

>>137721311
that

/pol would be miserable shithole without aussies.
now its only a shithole

>>137723275
Nice fucking living room. Shouldn't it be a national park?

>>137716900
I'm actually travelling germany

>>137709519
motorbike L's inc tmrw keen as + buegs

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How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins here will in your lifetime?

>>137713293
>throw
You've ousted yourself chink

>>137708103
Come to think of it... I know a Furry NZ Larper who lives in Sydney too.

Who allows them in our country. Revoke that deal.

>>137717966
shit mate trent it's been a fuckin while mate

>>137707874
a cute

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>>137723426
Okay but look at the eight fingered dick in this bloke first

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>>137723608
I'd shove a toothpick up my cock and smash it with a hammer just to catch one of your sneeze particles on my earlobe.

No homo tho brah haha

>>137723608
those gauges are fricking sweet my dude stay cool

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>>137723426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXFZ2Yv38nM

Im not hate AU.
CA,AU,NZ - best place for migration for slavs.
I more hate US coz there are only niggers/femmiscum/cuckolds

>>137723735
Hey that's my Queensland grandpa, good bloke

>>137710589
Fuckin...

Broome...

er...

Kalgoorie.

>>137722775
wow.
I've never actually seen a chink + nog before.

>>137723946
<3 I like Russia
https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A

>>137723427

>t. cunt that actually tired it.

>>137722664
brief backstory? is it true?

>>137708913
why do you uncreative faggots steal my irish meme

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>>137723953
lol Dunno if I'd give up my privacy to have a dick like that.. maybe. I'm sure I wouldn't get along with myself. Damn good genes though.

On a side note (pic related) best damn dog in the world. Looking for a pup next year

>>137723818
Good lord. The poor man sounds terrified.

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Who here feeling /banglawash/?

>>137724380
They are good dogs but it is hard to keep them happy the early years without hard work. You will need to walk and train them hard m8. They are working dogs not companion dogs.

>>137724344
Is it true that his gf cheated on him and he later killed himself? Yes. Idk if it was because of it or not.

please nuke us

>>137723983
Typically the chinks are smarter than that.

He will be purged by his kinsmen when he returns to china with his grandfathers ashes. Hiding the alluvial gold in the urn.

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>>137725297
The sun will do that, provided war or global warming doesn't. We are going to die one day and then the sun is going to explode.

It gives me solace.

>>137724937
Hard copy & good advice. Will keep that in mind when the time comes.

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>>137706128
Abos get like 2 weeks yet they still want to ruin Australia Day.


Fuck off cunts, you lost to colonization against a bunch of prisoners.

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Good night straya. It's been educational

>>137724380

I had one of those growing up. Great dogs; really intelligent. They have limitless energy, so you need to give them lots of exercise.. Ideally, you should have a pretty decent sized yard; they don't do well in small spaces. They're also really territorial, and they also have a tendency to nip, especially on your lower legs and occasionally your butt, which could be a problem if you've got small kids.

>>137724937

Pretty much. They do make good pets, but you have to give them lots of exercise and attention.

>>137725681
yeah dont get me wrong they are good dogs. I am just saying that dogs like that in the early years need a lot of fucking stuff happen. When they get 3+ years old they are the basedest dogs around, but the teen years they can be cunts. They are a rural dog and if you are in a rural area they will be perfect, if you are semi suburban or suburban they will cause probs in their young years.

>>137711075
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/41/2803089-wolfcreek.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140209130456

>>137726299
>>137726419
Luckily I do live in a very rural area with lots of room to run and many trails to hike. Unfortunately i do not have a heard with which to train..

>>137726630
>>137706128
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/41/2803089-wolfcreek.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140209130456

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>>137726281
later mate

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>>137706128

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>>137708845
what do you mean you don't want to fuck these empowered abo trannies what are you a bigot or something

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>>137727260
thicc. I aint companin cuz. Let have a piss up and passem around

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>>137727260
Daily reminder that if you aren't sexually attracted to these two parents you're a fucking bigoted Nazi.

Why are there so many polaks in Australia?

I can't imagine anyone would want to live in that spider-filled sandy shithole.

>>137727590
Slavs love AU..

>>137727590
Because it's sunny and beautiful? Idk what tell you

>>137727667
AU loves Slavs

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>>137726805

That sounds pretty good. Not having a heard isn't a bit deal if you're intending it as just being a pet. Make sure you give them obedience training; like other anon said, they can be complete, utter cunts in their young years, and they play up a lot.

Also, beware position in pic; this is them getting ready to nip someone somewhere. If you do get one, you're certainly going to see it happen more than once.

>>137727510
Blonde faggot looks like Peter Griffin lmao

>>137727510
>The sons name is Starcloud.
no words...

And for those of you who think he is a girl, why do you think they are raising him as gender neutral in the first place? they certainly wouldn't do that for a girl...

>>137727590
like 1% of Australia shitposts on 4chan

>>137727927
No its fucking scorching and it doesn't snow. I kinda like it now.

T. Melbournecukc

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>>137727590
My grandma was a polak, she came here after the war. She loved Poland so much my dad fucking made me swear to never forget Poland, even though I am mostly anglo in blood and he had never been there. Poles have a strong culture, where even a sunburnt aussie like me can give ancestor cred.

>>137728263
I said it was sunny, Idk what you're on about Melbournigga

>>137728557
Melbourne is lost to the enemy. Any posts from there are military comintern shitposts trying to avoid the inevitable nuking from based Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA

on can only dream, one can only dream

>>137727667
NSW is wogland

>>137728264
That story sounds suspiciously Jewish.

>>137729105
Weirdly relaxing. The lack of any sound besides the wind whooshing as the nuke engulfs the land is calming. This is how I want to go.

Kimmy Jim Jong better hurry up and nuke the white planet already.

>>137729722
Whole* not white.