Aus/pol/ Wednesday Edition

>>137701775
God bless Dick Smith. Pity there aren't another thousand like him.

melbourne most liveable city is a great meme

>>137702720
Those rankings are about how liveable a city is for the international elite class, not the ordinary people who live there.

Dickie is a bloody legend.

Let's bring it down to 70,000 then to none.

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IMO we should exempt Frank Chung from the WAP, /ourchink/ comes through again!

http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/they-were-very-very-violent-donald-trump-blames-altleft-group-antifa-for-charlottesville-violence/news-story/836631095c9f69ebd524a29bfa94e5cd

>>137701775

just read the article is Dick one of us?? hes based as fuck

>>137703193
We want to get it down to zero and then start getting into negative figures m8 when the deportations start.

>>137702865

Yeah, that explains it. Melbourne is decent but no way good with that shitty transport system and affordability

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>>137701775
>Dick Smith launches $1 million anti-immigration ad
>being this fukn based

100% /ourguy/

>>137703271
Dick is anti-immigration but is a bit cucky. I think he is against immigration mostly on environmental grounds.

>>137701775
How do they define a livable city.

>>137701775
I think we should let them all in
wait and see what happens desu

>>137703744
I dunno I just put it in the OP because I live there and it gets worse every year. Maybe every other city is getting worse at the same rate though

I'm a migration agent and I'm working hard to bring in as many migrants as I possibly can. AMA

Lads
I'm at the ANU, Bill Shorten is doing a Q&A at a physics lecture theatre in an hour
What are some questions to ask him?

Hey remember that protest?

>>137704657
I'm torn.
On the one hand you're breaking the golden rule of Australian entry.
On the other you're collecting tens of thousands of dollarydoos from them.

>>137701775
how ya cunts going
just had chicken pasta made by the misso
about to hop back on bf1
what beers you lads drinking tonight?

>>137704657
I've decided.
Someone who allows entry to the great unwashed, for money, is a whore.

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What will be the outcome of the gay vote?

>>137704657
no, question, just a statement. You're a parasite feeding off of australia, and should investigate a new career, or suicide.

>>137705319
people still play bf1? i thought it was all about PUBG or overwatch now?

>>137705319
Sounds good mate. doing coles raviolli, pasta sauce and garlic bread for dinner. got a few carlton draughts in the fridge, gonna crack one shortly

>>137705481
Yes 57%
No 43%

>>137705233
>>137705362
>>137705774
Please ask for proof before responding to obvious bait posts. It really harms the thread.

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>>137705319
made myself a "big mac salad"

its pretty fuckin good if i say so myself. i dont drink though, on the lemon flavoured waters atm

Will Dick join ON?, I'm voting either Cory's party or ON... Who do I pick at this current time?

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>full

>>137705009
ask him how expensive the double mastectomy was

>>137705979
possible. will most likely be influenced by how this ad campaign of his goes. He has previously come out in support of Pauline, but who knows.
I do like bernardi, but he's such a good goy for isreal it shits me at times

If you keep having these threads Australia will end up getting fucked just like the UK got fucked by Brexit and the USA got fucked by Trump.

Don't say you weren't warned.

>>137706144
Ok Dad

>>137706144
This country already is fucked so it's no big deal m8

>>137706144
>achieves brexit
>freedom from the EU
>still a whinging pom
wait til we win the ashes mate, we'll give you something to cry about

>>137706366
>sporting banter
Lift your game m8.

>>137705009
Ask him how Soros cock tastes. We know where he came from and the terrorist needs to go back.

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really wish I had an aussie gf, those accents make me melt

What has Waleed told me to think about destroying art because it hurts your feelings?

I need to know what my moral perspective is ASAP

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I'd love to see how bad other cities are if Melbourne is the no. 1 city in the world. Either way, rest of the world and Australia btfo.

Lads:
Nursing or teaching?

>>137705979
Hes making the Sustainable Australia Party mainstream mate, they align with his views more than ON

Based Dicky

>>137707118
please pick a third option. i cant imagine having to be around annoying kids or sick people for the rest of my days. if its between the two, teaching cause you get holidays and its piss easy

>>137707221
They're both pretty assured jobs in our crappy economy.

Is moving to Australia safe?

Fuck, how do I get a hot tall chinese qt gf before they kick them all out?

>>137707486
No Australia does not actually exist. Everybody in this thread is just roleplaying.

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>>137706942
sure about that mate?

>>137705997
Like clockwork.

You do realize though that when we say full we are referring to the resources available to support a finite amount of people though, right yank?

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>>137707569
Asian girls are for the Asian man.

>>137707486
nah mate, you'd die of heatstroke

>>137707118
Teaching, especially if it's a English or a Humanities subject, so you can redpill the next generation.

You'll just be wiping old people's arses all day as a nurse.

>>137707714
That's a good point. Better holidays too.

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Ok I've got 550 printers locked and ready (heaps of uni / education IPs)

here's the current working draft, thoughts?

/nrl/

>Yarra City Council stripped of citizenship ceremony powers over Australia Day decision

Good shit.
>"Don't politicise citizenship." -- Federal govt.
>*FURIOUS GREENS AND LABOR SCREECHING*
>"I TOLD YOU ABOUT POLITICISING CITIZENSHIP BRO"

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>>137707486
As safe as you make it mate.

>>137707658
Where does that asian guy live. I'd give that cunt a high five if I saw him on the street, if I could tell him apart from the rest of them.

>>137707806
Ay, looking good.

>>137707767
Teach math, there's an undersupply so you're guaranteed work and it's objective so there's no bullshit marxist ideology you need to push on anyone.

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>>137708057
Pic

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>>137707629
s-sauce? pls?

>>137702865
elite class always rules. Give me a single example in all civilisation all human history that elite class didn't in ruling position.
The make of elite class changes time to time, but that *class* remains the same.

>>137708218
Just look up Aussie Hentai or some shit

Anyone here want to talk about how I fell in love with an ice-addicted prostitute?

>>137705774
yeah i like bf1 still, im a sucker for vehicles
i also did many of those meals with a beer while at uni, good times haha
>>137705884
sounds tasty haha

>>137705009
>I'm at the ANU, Bill Shorten is doing a Q&A at a physics lecture theatre in an hour
>What are some questions to ask him?

Ask him to address to rape allegations/rumours against him.

Or just scream Bill Shorten is a rapist infowars.com and repeat untill they remove you

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This is now a Thomas Wong thread.

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>>137708287
Green text it.

>>137708271
>Be elite
>Want to live in Melbourne

cunt I can think of 100 better places to live and that's before you leave Australia, 1000 once you let me include Europe

What a shitty metric

>>137708218
https://e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
>>137708280
Keyword was bogan.

>>137707806
>homo
>bum pirate
>fag
needs a couple more slurs for 4 and 5 imo. fudge nudger? hershey highwayman?

>>137708287
let that stay in /sp/

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>>137705481
Seeing the majority say 'no' would be so satisfying. Seeing the fagparades after wouldnt.

>graduate uni with high gpa
>have two years of work experience, which includes leadership roles
>volunteer experience as well
>apply for graduate program, application form had seven stages
>get rejected and don't even get the opportunity to complete stage one of the six stage recruitment process

fuck this shit. how the can anyone deal with this?

>Melbourne is Australia biggest shit hole...but don't tell anyone.

>>137707819
How are the broncos going this year? I only watch the origin anymore, this years was the best in a while imo.

How do I get off the dole?

>>137708575
What degree did you get?

>>137708495
even if it passes they will parade

>>137708829
Have a kid and get child payments

>>137703520
Nah that environmental shit is the perfect angle. It's already a full blown lefty meme. They either have to say environment doesn't matter, or admit immigration is going to wreck it.

>>137707806
It's pretty good, but the public won't like it. Too colourful in the language department.

>We live in a time where bad words are more controversial than degeneracy

Remember when Bindi Irwin was /ourgirl/ and told Hilary Clinton that mass population and immigration was unsustainable?

Fuck I love Steve Irwin and his family

>>137708575
ive gone through this a few times. have you had to attend an assessment centre yet?

im not the charismatic energetic type that all of the HR ladies look for so i get screwed over every time. just gunna try and settle with a lab job for now, if i can even get that

t. chemical engineer

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Saw on the news that Pauline has a red ensign in her office instead of a blue one. What do you think she means by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jS8ENqGrV0

thoughts on this? Why are islanders such dropkicks?

>>137709034
that's the point - i am literally sending this to hundreds of people's unsecured printers.

>>137707658
Fuck off and share

>>137708829
Say youre part abo to get more, im pretty sure you dont even need proof.

>>137707806
>I want to make more people vote yes, the image

Real life is not like 4chan

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>>137707806

What's a transtrender?

Learn to English, fuckhead.

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/dick-smith-spend-1m-advertising-stuff-pop-says-hes/

Thought these blokes were purple pilled

I was fooled

>>137709142
Its the flag of our people, not the government.

I have one too

>>137709164
I take it back, that's a beautiful way of trolling people

>>137708863
Economics

>>137709100
Haven't gotten to that stage yet. And to be honest I'm not really that type either, more of a straight shooter focused on getting the job done. Seems like the HR bitches are more interested in a salesman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8TFBtJZEUg

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>>137709237
It's kinda what we do now.

Anyone up for taking over Tuvalu?
I've still got most of the diplomatic stuff. I just need help with engineers and lawyers.

>>137705009
Scream "Oy Bill, show us ya tits!"

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>He slammed the common argument that high immigration was needed to replace an ageing population. “It’s ridiculous, it’s a Ponzi scheme,” he said.
>“If you bring in more people now, they get older and the problem is worse. You can’t solve an ageing problem by bringing more immigration, it puts it off but gives the impression the government is doing well. The working people are worse off.”
Based Dick. His Gommunism is all off but he's got this right at least.

>>137707806
>>137707806
Hmm. 2 dads is better than one is a good inclusion but the language is bad, it'd be easy for normies to ignore it as a 'bigoted' message.

Why not pure stats

Stats on their promiscuity
Stats on their HIV rates
Stats on bug chasing
Stats on the links between homosexuality and childhood abuse
Stats on the number of failed gay marriages in other parts
Stats on domestic abuse in leso relationships

>>137709738
Because I am literally scanning every IP in Australia for unsecured printers.

This isn't to make a valid point, just to piss people off

I got no idea what the fuck do so after year 12 boys
I'm going to end up becoming a uni reject NEET unless I lower my standards and peg myself with Latrobe or something

>>137709012
there's a great angle of global warming we should be hitting more often, that the African population is set to quadruple over the next 80 years and it's going to be an environmental disaster. we all want to cut those birth rates, but we have climate change as a great excuse why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNxfftD_CM

>>137702466
>>137703193
>>137703271
>>137703502

Australia confirmed aa having the most based dick in the world.

>>137708167
Absolutely this.
Plus, all the best mathematicians in history are 100% red pilled philosophers.

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>>137702466
>shows a family in a field
>it's chink child because whites would be too racist
Nah.

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>>137707806
>please be real

Need to include some sources lad

Abused "More Likely to Be Gay"
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3949087/Abused-more-likely-to-be-gay
Alcohol and Drug Use Among Homosexual Men and Women
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2589133
Anal Cancer Rise in Gay Men Prompts Calls for Vaccinations
http://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/anal-cancer-rise-in-gay-men-prompts-calls-for-vaccinations
CDC: 94 to 95 Percent of HIV Cases Among Young Men Linked to Gay Sex
http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/cdc-94-to-95-percent-of-hiv-cases-among-boys-and-young-men-linked-to-gay-se
CDC Warns Gay Men of 'Epidemic' HIV Rates
http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/epidemic-1-2-of-gay-men-will-have-hiv-by-age-50-if-current-rates-continue-w
Drug Use "Seven Times Higher" Among Gays
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/drug-use-seven-times-higher-among-gays-8165971.html
Estimates of New HIV Infections in the United States, 2007-2010
http://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/2012/HIVIncidenceGraphics.html
Higher Risk of Mental Health Problems for Homosexuals
http://psychcentral.com/lib/higher-risk-of-mental-health-problems-for-homosexuals/0006527
HIV Among Homosexual and Bisexual Men
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/msm/
HIV in the United States
https://www.aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/statistics/
HIV Increase Among Black Gays Called 'Alarming'
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-07-22/gay-aids-epidemic/56431798/1

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>>137707642
dont try and reason with bots m8

Anyone watch Utopia? This seasons really good

I'm really concerned not sure if paranoid. Bill Shorten has been weaponizing identity politics in Australia and it has come full effect recently.

Same sex marriage is in full force
Australia Day changes and change of the day
Aboriginal constitutional push
Barnaby Kiwi issue... actually WTF?

It seems there is something at force in Australia trying to shift our climate left. A way to destable the pacific region?

>>137709237
Someone who changes sex when trendy, then changes back when no one cares anymore. It's the latest thing. Don't you know anything about the current month day or year??

>>137707486
Fuck off we are full.

The cities are full of Lebs.
The country is full of Abos.
The sea is full of sharks.
The land is full of spiders and snakes.
The trees are full of drop bears.
The rivers are full of crocodiles and stolen cars.
Don't do it.

>>137709695
A year ago he was dismissed as a loon


Today people are standing up and saying he is talking sense

They stil dismiss him, but it's the kind of dismissal that Trump and Brexit got, where the population agree with logic and the media argue the same debunked points over and over; eventually ending at "If you agree with X you're racist despite any other considerations"

This rhetoric is and will continue to fail as people know they are not racist so that accusation merely makes them angered that they're provoked and dismissed as racists for not agreeing with media opinion.

>>137709669
Ken Domik is cancer. What is he doing in the Aus/pol/ thread?

This is a Joey's World Tour community.

>>137707015
I'm torn, I hate Melbourne and never want to say anything good about it, but it's a great means of shitting on foreigners.

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>>137707806
Pretty low energy so far, wouldn't print and poster around my uni. Here's a poster I found somewhere. Not sure where the QR code leads to though.

>>137707767
Nursing is usually on a rotating shift as well, so lots of night work.

>>137710027
Kek. It's safe in Australia, just don't know how you'll go getting here, especially if it's in a plane of peace.

>>137709979
All seasons have been really good. Anything those guys do has been 'really good'.

>>137702720
>>137702865
it's a top place if you're a nigger desu

courts won't do shit when you're arrested and charged for nigging

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>>137709798
>just to piss people off
Godspeed anon. I hope one comes to my work.

>>137702466
Fucking dick smith man. I knew I was doing good when I bought that bush tucker from him.

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>>137710108
Here's another.

I hate it how you're full after like one spoonful of pasta.

>>137704657
>tfw you exist to milk thousands of shekels out of chinks too stupid to read and fill out a form all by themselves

i'd be jealous if i didn't make so much money from the eternal seppo already

>>137710045
my lefty grandparents are reading the Strange Death of Europe and are talking about immigration in those terms now. there is a shift in regular folks, my mum's switched over completely too. they may have the universities and the ABC, but regular Aussie cunts won't be fooled for much longer.

is Jesmondbro here?

>>137709803
i'll see you on here in 6 years lad, in a 4am thread.

To be fair we're supposed to have equal avertisements of the yes no vote but all we see are fag yes ads that try to guilt faggots.

Where are our no ads.

>>137710538
not before I kill myself in a foreign legion my man

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>>137709803
What subjects are you doing and what ATAR you recon you'll end up with?
>mfw over 90

>>137709484
im guessing economics is a really competitive field for jobs? i know the federal government is always taking on graduates for that

also do you always include cover letters in your applications and tailor them to the job you're applying for? im assuming you already do but i thought id ask anyway

>>137710585
>watching tv

>>137710003
Lookup where Shorten came from and you'll see he's a Soros recruit and operative.

>>137710006

Apparantly not. I thought it was a typo, and so did MS Word by the look of it. I just can't keep up.

If old mate is serious about going through with their plan, do what some of the others said and put some stat sources in there. It'll make it more likely for people to think about it rather than just dismiss it as petty trolling.

And do a spell check to get rid of the squiggly red lines underneath words.

>>137709142
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Red_Ensign
Individuals or citizens flag. Used on private shipping, etc.

White ensign is the naval / battle flag.

Subtle signals like this show that Pauline is not the dumb woman the press like to make her out to be.

>>137710719
>mfw over 99
then again I am a GPS fag. not chink though.

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>>137710003
is it just me or is our identity politics even shitter than everyone else's

>>137710719
Methods, chem, physics, ancient history, english. Average grades but my school is pretty fucked with assessments. Probably bloody 60 ATAR unless I ace the exams.
Anyone done the VCAA exams? Hard?

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>>137710285

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>>137710823
>over 99
Better not be pleb maths and fucking drama m8.

>>137709159
Not allowed to eat long pig anymore and sugar cane harvesting has been mechanized. No culture and no economy.

>>137710747
Its not just tv, beside we need normies to vote no as well.

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abbos
>their faces haven't load yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to NZ again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to NZ again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2015/08/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one.html
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to NZ, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to seep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die instantly

>>137709164
Brilliant!

>>137710953
4u maths, 4u English, 3u modern history, 2u economics. I'm an autist

>>137710924
You might ride out on physics and chem since they get scaled up iirc. The rest are pretty garbo.

>>137708575
>smoke weed and drink from the age of
>arrested for break and enter at 16, 18 and
>arrested for assaulting police and affray
>got the red line in hsc because i was too busy having fun with friends and assumed i could coast through
>work in abattoirs after school
>6 months later, get a job in a soil lab
>7 years and 2 private labs, land a job with state government lab
>no criminal check for some reason
>with the 2.5% wage increase our union organized, i juet broke
>still 1 more pay grade to move up to
>being groomed for lab supervisor which will be 2 pay grade jump

Legit just dont be a custard armed fag. Uni is a meme for the weak.

>>137709803

You thought about doing a trade? No student debt, the people you work with are mostly white, and also likely to be red pilled.

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>>137711050
>no sciences
You're a cyborg at best, my year 12 was nothing but pure maths, physics and chem. No regrets.

>>137711162
Most tradies I've met are half retarded layabouts, though I suppose I'd fit right in

>>137711134
Im missing a bunch of numbers here, ((they)) dont want you to know that uni is a meme. Broke 70k with only a cert iv from tafe which took 3 months due to recognition of prior learning. Uni isnt the be all and end all lads.

>>137710793
yeah he was a member of GetUp!

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>>137711019
>be NZ
>have to drive the long way to work for 13 hours to go round a river because it's been given human rights

>>137711165
fark I regret not doing spec math

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>>137711352
>tafe
>uni
>broke 70k
What the fuck are you smoking m8? I'm almost done with an engineering degree and my debt will barely break 32k.

anyone thinking of moving countries? most normies here seem incredibly stupid, condescending and smug. then again i live in melbourne so maybe it would be best to move to a better city

>>137711550
according to OP you're living in the best one mate

>>137710932
And saved for soon to be printed and mailed by hand because stamp's cost a fucking fortune these days.

>>137710003
He's a US agent. Look up Wikileaks. Basically he was leaking cabinet / AUSTEO to the American ambassador on a weekly basis.
Additionally he lost the leadership ballot to Albanese, but was declared the winner anyway.

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>>137711550
I've spent much of my youth overseas and hold a dual citizenship so let me tell you, normies are fucking retarded no matter which country you go to. There's no escape, our only choice is to create a Marsian utopia the admission to which requires to be on the spectrum and an IQ of over 100.

>>137711550
You could try moving to like Bendigo or Ballarat don't know how infested with shitskins they are though

>>137710735
There's jobs to apply for, but plenty of other graduates to compete against. And yes, I include tailored cover letters.

can i come over? wheres the most comfy place in straya to live?

Jesus Christ, Dick is our fucking guy.

>>137711732
New Zealand

>>137710585
My guess is that's why its a nationwide opinion poll, not a referendum - the electoral commission would have to send out the reasons to vote no to all voters if it was the real deal.

>>137709142
Its just the civilian version of the flag all versions are fucking beautiful though

>>137711724
They're importing negros and moslems to Bendigo
t. Bendigonian

>>137711867
it was you guys that tried to stop the building of a Mosque right?

>>137711594
maybe if you're a retarded sheltered wealthy leftist living in Toorak

>>137711719
Fair point. What about the deep south USA? I thought at least stupid normies there wouldn't be as degenerate/leftist/smug. I do like the option of creating our own society

>>137711724
Don't know much other than they have an ice problem. Considering maybe far north QLD if any anons from there can recommend?

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>>137711763

>>137711321

Depends on the trade, mate. If it's a painter or a tiler, then you'd be right. Electrician is more cerebral, and it's not as hard on the body. Pay's pretty good too, if you can get into the industrial applications. I'm trying to get into it atm.

Right now, I wouldn't recommend uni as it is, unless you're doing STEM, and even that's becoming compromised (former uni graduate here).

>>137705481
register every person's name and address that voted no and leak them... Im thinking they will call it the "Freedom of mob justice act"

>>137711958
>Fair point. What about the deep south USA? I thought at least stupid normies there wouldn't be as degenerate/leftist/smug. I do like the option of creating our own society
gunna be Hispanic majority soon enough lad

we ought to get it into our heads now that running away is impossible now. white flight is not really an option. every one of our countries is infected with the same shit and we're all going down the same drain.

>>137707806
are you 12.... that wordart...

>>137711918
Ye m8
I didn't even fucking know about it at the time because I live inna bush, though I'm not sure about the local population. UPF carted themselves up here and then antifa faggots followed to stir up shit. Big Blaire did a mock isis beheading

>>137707118
Go for teaching, nursing is a bit stressful. And the smell is just awful

>>137707806
this reminds me of one of those flyers religious nutjobs hand out around central traino
how did it come to this /pol/

cite your goddamn sources

>>137711019
>Be Nz
>Have to leave country because my shitty economy can't sustain any local jobs
>move to aus
>suck aussie chads dick and wallow in incompetence at their superior might.

>>137712090
Its sad, other than Russia there isn't really anywhere to go that is free from the marxist grip. Problem is westerners wont fit in Russia and they have a whole range of other problems. Christians should get there own nation state like Israel tbqh

>>137711958
>What about the deep south USA?
How deep do you want to go? Southern inner cities are as pozzed as anywhere else and I don't really know how outsider friendly in terms of jobs and community the rural areas are. Plus it's still fucking burgerstan, they've got a very different way of life compared to the laid back lifestyle aussies have and outside of being jealous of their gun laws, I wouldn't want to live there apart from maybe retiring in a remote innawoods area with my family.

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>>137712302
>other than Russia there isn't really anywhere to go that is free from the marxist grip
I'm not gunna pretend I actually understand the political state of Russia nowadays but that's a fucken funny thing to say.

Lads my girlfriend just fiended a four pack of four'n'twenty Vegemite pies in a single day

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>>137712527
>girlfriend
time to put a ring on that one lad

>>137710052
This is now a Greg's Kitchen thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX_98e73mqw

>>137712527
she's a big guy

>>137711958
Moved up to central Queensland this year. Townies are hit or miss. Plenty of faggoty types. If you're a worker, there's still plenty of straight up old school men out in the bush.

>>137712594
This mate, mark her as your cunt mate.

>>137712302
I'd move to russia if it wasn't for the horrible laws.
You have the:
>Anti religous ones
>Anti rightwing/holocaust denial
>and horrible firearm laws

If those were fixed I'd gladly move.

The only place i see right now is the Czech Republic.
They seem to have the best firearm/self defence laws (But I'd have to learn czech and live in the country for a few years)

>>137712522
Russia has an intense culture of rallying around the flag. Putin's support has traditionally been from what we would call "bogans" and rural people, so he appealed to them by taking a conservative Orthodox line. When he invaded Ukraine and started blowing up Syria, and subsequently Russia was put under economic siege, the rallying around the flag effect kicked in and now urban Russians support Putin and are more likely to support his other policies by association.

Thus a wave of conservatism has taken over Russia.

Putin himself is basically a crime lord though.

>>137712594
>>137712818
I offered her a burger ring before but she wouldn't accept it
Fucking more for me then

>>137712852
>Putin himself is basically a crime lord though.
I don't know what to believe, there's too much propaganda. I know they have an abortion epidemic, that Putin has engorged himself on Russian wealth, that Russia is run by oil barons and oligarchs many of whom are Jewish, and that they have terrible alcoholism/poverty/unemployment problems. Token nationalism wouldn't make up for that imo, but who knows what's really going on behind the cloak of western propaganda. 99% of dictators are bad though.

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How does this make you feel?

>>137712522
To put things briefly the people are split between full on Putinoids complete with muh "Crimea is ours" and liberals who follow Navalny who may or may not be a Soros shill. Either way I think the Putin side mostly consists of corrupt statesmen, cops and army with their families while the liberals are mostly young people who either fell for the grass is greener on the other side or just want Putin's authoritarian oligarchy shut down for whatever reasons.

>>137710003
You're not paranoid. (((They've))) gone into full on attack mode on us.

>>137712655
>tfw you cunts are all probably too young to remember Nikos Kitchen.

>>137713266
>who is Huey

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>>137706430
>Not enjoying sport banter
Lift your game mate

>>137706942
if you get one her hairy clunge is gonna melt ya face off.

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>>137713266

>>137713129

That's fucked. Why??

As an aside, I'm actually going to do my licensing course soon. Also got a job at a shooter's expo coming up, so going to do a bit of window shopping in my breaks.

>>137713129
Sad!

>>137713096
>I don't know what to believe, there's too much propaganda
Sounds to me like you've already chosen what to believe and are dismissing everything that you dislike as propaganda to me.

Putin's a fucking criminal. He orders extrajudicial assassinations of political opponents inside Russia, controls an international criminal cartel involved in drugs and the arms trade, and had Litvinenko poisoned in Britain to stop him providing expert evidence in a trial in Spain.

Saying these things is only controversial on /pol/ because /pol/ doesn't like hearing the truth about its edgy teenage heart throb.

>>137712655
that looks fuckin delicious. where do you get those types of cars with the handle on them?

>>137712302
Russia is only really good for its people, military and no fags/transgenders allowed.

>>137711526
Winni golds mostly.
Grats m8, you'll be out earning me in like 3 years most likely. My point is though that uni isnt the only route to take if you are looking for a career that keeps you comfy. How many jobs threads do you see with people pissing and moaning about not finding work after fucking around at leftist camp for 3 or 4 years?
My girlfriends idiot sister has a degree and teaches swimming at some pool in sydney. Like fuck. When i lived in newcastle i rented a room off some autist who had a pure maths degree and his only income came from tutoring other maths autists at newcastle uni.
There really are still opportunities just like those boomer memes without needing uni, the key is not being an autist. Thats literally it. Also i have a chip on my shoulder about uni because i was pressured so much by my family to do it but fuck that.

>>137713473
Cars?

You mean mason jars?

Fucking Melbourne you poofter.

>>137713473
jars*

>>137713395
>Sounds to me like you've already chosen what to believe and are dismissing everything that you dislike as propaganda to me.
What in my post gave you that idea

>>137712527
Obviously preggo.

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>>137711719
This man speaks the truth.

>>137713519
no need to be rude m8

>>137713567
You seem like someone poised to believe in retarded conspiracies and dismiss facts you don't like.

>>137711719
>IQ of over 100

Aiming a little low for an extraterrestrial colony aren't you?

>>137713643
sorry mate!

>>137712834
I agree about Czech. It seems pretty based and doesn't have the problems that Russia have. The girls are pretty hot as well.

>>137701775
Dick Smith is the hero we deserve

>>137713507
There's a pretty fucked shortage of work in general, you can get fucked if you're not a teenager and want to work in retail. You're right though, getting some certs is definitely a good idea, things like forklift licenses can go a long way and open some doors in the future so it's important to invest smart in your post HS education.

>>137713129
That's $2450 worth of kit right there. Sad.

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>>137713339

Yes! That pic brings back memories of the 'Coon' cheese ads he did back in the 80s and 90s. I don't think they'd have the guts to do one these days. Kinda surprised no one's going after them atm.

>>137713778
I can find girls from/close to my ethnicity here anyway.

I just want realistic self defence and firearm laws

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>>137713567
You can go fuck yourself too big fella.
I've heard a few statistics that I assume to be factually correct and other than that I don't really give a shit. You're projecting m8.

>>137705481
the turnout will be so low that they'll forget about it

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>>137707118
Nursing mate, everyone may think you're gay as fuck but you'll never have some little harlot falsley accuse you of dicking her out behind the toilet block.

>>137705997
yeah have fun living in the fuken desert mate

>>137713851
Have heard Wil Anderson going on about that on numerous occasions.

>>137713660
Seen too many bluepills among "intelligent" uni students in STEM. Plus don't you want to be inclusive?

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>>137712174
nursing is fucking great
yeah i wipe asses. but thats a small part of the job.
my base rate is 43 an hour. sunday afternoon is 70 something an hour.
sunday nightshift is brilliant. earn 700 bucks for the night.
i only work 18 hours a week....

>>137713778
Good beer too. Its as if we have the wrong ancestral homeland.

>>137705979
good thing we have preferential voting
as long as cory and pauline are 1 and 2, you're safe

>>137714042
Seen too many bluepills among "intelligent" uni students in STEM

Lack of information can be remedied, increasing intelligence is a whole other ball game.

>>137714044
Can you give some more info? What area/hospital do you work in? How hard was it to find work post-graduation? etc etc

>>137713960
till some pommy thot on a work visa says you touched her bum in the medication room.

>>137707118
teaching anon
t. male nurse

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>>137707806

Focus on facts like this poster perhaps

>>137713794
Absolutely, especially if you can land a government job. They literally throw training at you like its going out of fashion. You need to look into industries outside of the norm though, like soil testing for instance. Shit money at the start but if you are a hard worker you can do pretty well.

>>137714049
I think we were born in the wrong time period. Raising a family in the 50s-90s was probably the peak for western civilization.

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>>137714143
doesnt matter where you work. its all award rate.

>>137713960
>>137714156
how many nurses are in this thread?

so i recently found out that because my dad was born in NZ he is technically a NZ citizen. does that mean i am too even though i have never been? maybe i should go and steal their jobs

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>>137709847
dont say that too loud

>>137714457
>raising a family during the period that ruined everything
nah m8

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>>137705319
Aldi Scotch

>>137707015
but aren't you from sydney?

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FUCK NIGGAZ FUCK GOOKS FUCK ASIO SPOOKS CAN'T TOUCH THIS

>>137714463
It's very redpilling
>working with women
>working with drunks/drug addicts
>the mentally ill
>shit parents
>fat people
>working with and treating heaps of 3rd worlders

Go in blue pilled, turn 14/88 in six months

>>137705319
cooper's sparkling ale as i have been drinking every night for years
$6 longnecks over the road can't say no, can't even invest in slabs to save some coin

Is good old Dick Smith /our/ guy?

Dick Smith reeks of subversion.
If he was your guy he wouldn't be saying that the US minimum wage is half the Australian minimum wage.

>>137714870
obviously not because both my mum and my auntie are nurses and they are bluepilled as shit

>>137715058
read his biography, he's a neet weebo that turned out alright.
If he can do it theres hope for us yet.

>>137714463
Doctor

>>137712090
Get used to living in a Brazil like society bascially. It already is really. Our politicans are so cheap to buy. It only takes like 25k and you can have a law written for you.

>>137715069
that's because they're women.

>>137714870
l was working with an agency nurse one time. cunt was non stop talking about world trade centre 7

>>137715069
thats becasue theyre women.

>>137715225
to be fair my mum hates welfare and abos so shes not all bad

>>137715206
i take solace in the fact that i wasnt doing anything good with my life anyway. i just feel bad for the kids growing up learning about fags, anal sex, being forced to question their own gender and doing excursions to the local Mosque and the rest of it. they're going to grow up psychotic.

>>137715058
He wreaks of pissing in the wind to me. He just wants to have a go, but not a proper go, just so he can say to himself he had a go.

He and his family will be alright for a generation or three. As they should be. I think he just wants to have it fairly guilt free. I mean after all, he made most of his money in the same jewy way that a lot of people do now. Via selling made in Asia stuff, and by property.

It's not his fault though it's the silly cunts that keep on voting Liberal and Labor. Expecting different results.

>>137714870
You think being redpilled is looking down on people below you on the social ladder?

>>137715200
how many asians do you work with?

I'm a student journo and my personal twitter is red pilled af.

Should I give up being a journo and just stay 1488, with no job prospects ever, /pol?

>>137715348
I take solace in numbing myself with alcohol. I don't care about kids really. It's their own parents that are to blame. They're not my problem.

>>137715603
you could be /our journalist/ and hide your power level for the time being

>>137715603
have you written for anything?

>>137715724

better to sit with the normies and make money until full power levels can be revealed.

>>137715841
I've done my own medium articles and I've featured on the dingoes.xyz podcast.

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>>137715713
>It's their own parents that are to blame
exactly, the kids are blameless and innocent, but they'll be indoctrinated into insanity regardless and there's nothing they can do to protect themselves. it's fucking sad.

>>137715909
link it, i want to read it.

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>>137713157
Lmao Nalvany is a more pathetic version of Bill Shorten, Tbh

What ever happened to one of you lads going to that Vegan shop that was charging men more and stirring up shit by pretending to be a tranny?

>>137716165

Has my personal name attached. Don't feel like being doxxed desu, otherwise I would.

>>137716332
you've been on dingoes which is like aussie's alt-light
anyone that wanted to do it would've already

>>137701775
>khaled sharrouf
>australian

>>137715603
speak the truth, no matter what. as a journalist that is your job.

>>137716125
I've never been one to think of the young as particularly innocent. As far as I am concerned by the time you are 7-10 you should know what's right and wrong.

I don't respect this whole idea of putting all your faith and expected outcomes in authority. I don't really understand why it's the majority thing.

You're basically saying you want to be a gay cunt from cradle to grave.

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>>137716196

BILL MAN TITS SHORTEN

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anyone here from the /aus/ discord? Cant get onto it, is it jut me or have they shoa'd it?

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>>137716445
Quintessentially Australian

>>137711550
Brah I wouldn't move base on that. Normies are called that for a reason.

>>137716435

Go to medium and look up More Than Just Dollars: Risks of Being Trans in the Military if you want to read it. It's not mega red pilled, I'm currently working on another article.

>>137716454

That's true, no point in being a sellout.

>>137715449
QFT

>>137713129
Probably some dumb cunts millennial.

>>137716878
>Go to medium
what's that?

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>>137716632
>As far as I am concerned by the time you are 7-10 you should know what's right and wrong.
and how are you supposed to do that when from the moment you were born you have your parents, your extended family, everything on television, the internet, your teachers and your friends all preaching the same post modernist bullshit? we have 6 year olds in Victoria being taught about anal sex, those kids can't defend themselves against that and it'll fuck them for life.
>You're basically saying you want to be a gay cunt from cradle to grave.
lel what? i'm saying we should raise our kids the way they're supposed to be raised in a healthy society, not this fucked way we're going into ever more.

Karl Stefanovic in support of changing the date of Australia Day, just when you thought he might be cool.

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>>137716711
those faggot furry antifa fucks took the honey badger? that's a shame, it's a cool animal.

>>137717052
Like I said the other day, if they change it just call in sick on the 26th and celebrate it on that day anyway

>>137717009

Basically an independent publishing site - just google medium and the site should appear.

>>137713339
>G'day, seeya later!

>>137717052
when did you think he was cool? he's the host for a show where the main demographic is stay at home mums

>>137717041
You're supposed to just have a brain and say fuck off.

I'm not saying you want to be a gay cunt I'm saying they are. You can blame all the propaganda you want but what I am saying is your average person is a gay cunt. I think you need to impose some personal responsibility on the individual. Because what I see are a lot of disgusting cowards.

all these australian flags

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

could you guys even imagine a bunch of australians in a room talking? how fucking ridiculous would that be

LOL

>>137717501

pls no. I want my work to be the focus.

>>137716711
ignore this i'm a tard

>>137714044

Fucking hell! Do you work for the public system? I am in private atm and just got my rego.

>>137717634
can you link the /aus/ discord anyway? I want to join it.

>>137714870

I actually became MORE conservative after studying nursing. I think its due to be surrounded with liberal faggots and leftist women constantly.

>>137711019
>be nz

>>137717584
>leaf

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US State department listed Pauline Hanson and One Nation in a report on religious persecution and intolerance

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/trump-administration-lists-pauline-hansons-one-nation-a-threat-to-religious-freedom-20170816-gxxalc.html

Rex Tillerson is either deep state or his state department is still filled with Obama holdovers.

>>137717963
Hold-overs most likely

>>137717167
kudos on making it economically driven and the bits about their safety tug on heart strings which is a nice touch

>>137718031
Wanted it to be conservative enough but still not too red-pilled that normies could still see the reasoning.

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>>137717185
he had his moments

>>137717473
>I think you need to impose some personal responsibility on the individual
mate i'm not talking about government intervention to change the way parents raise their kids, personal responsibility is everything. but our culture now is one that has parents raising their kids without bloody "gendering" them. young boys on ritalin for being too rowdy and young girls being told they should join the fucking infantry. personal responsibility sure, but our culture is fucking children up before they have the capacity for choice.

>>137717052
He never was. He's always been a faggot traitor.

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>>137716632
>Not making a determination between Adults and Children
>Putting "Faith" and "expected outcomes" into the same idol
>Expecting me to believe your thinly veiled virtue signaling is a sound statistical analysis of the entire Australian population
>Projecting your distaste that some people in your opposition haven't correctly identified that you've been trained into sucking dicks

>>137710003
in the shithouse that is the australian parliament, you could be a piece of newspaper with a pile of dogshit on it and THAT would edge out turnbull.

Blurb Shortcake is just the default, because normies are retards that only see two choices for governance, red and blue, they're tired of blue and now it's red's turn to be on the up side of the shitty little seesaw of power that is government.

The "climate" as you call it has been shifting since Turnbull barely won the election with a single seat majority.

poll bludger aggregate for the last 30 weeks, coalition at ~46-47% for MONTHS.

anyway, this right wing govt is mediocre by nationalism standards, they let people in to manage a dominoes for fuck's sake, they're corporate shills and anybody that supports them is just as bad.

>>137716878
>Go to medium and look up More Than Just Dollars: Risks of Being Trans in the Military if you want to read it. It's not mega red pilled, I'm currently working on another article.

Get a job at the BAKA or news.com.au and put a wire on and expose them Project Veritas style

>>137718147
has anyone else made the case about CNN's figures being wrong?
>the military could be spending anywhere between 3.1 million to 18.2 million USD per year, which far exceeds the estimated 8.4 million dollars that CNN has quoted in their recent article.
that could get traction, everyone loves giving big business shit
>>137718162
when?

>>137717709
need an invite an it's not for everyone. thre's a few others more basic bitch jsut keep lurking the aus threads you'll get an invite to one of them an get vetted soon enough.

>>137718355
>BAKA
Not sure why it correct S.M.H to BAKA

baka
baka

>>137718417
>when?
that time they cut to him at the stadium and he was off chasing seagulls.
video's been deleted.

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>>137717113
>straight but faps to dicks

>>137718355
Would love to do that - finally expose the truth. So many journo friends just follow MSM, and especially news.com.au. Not really sure why.

>>137718417
Nah, not that I've read anywhere. Would be worth it to lay shit on CNN

>>137718509
S.M.H is less of a joke than the Courier Mail at least.

>>137718600
>news.com.au
so much of our news sources are shit
my favourite in aus is the Australian. shame you have to pay for it though. You'd know better than me what's good, what's your pick?